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Message: 18/82 Posted Author
Televangical Sermon Thu Sep 01 Global News Network
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<On POX's new program, 'Reverend Jonah Thompson's Bible Inspiration Hour'.>
Reverend Thompson, an African-American male, stands at a white pulpit, a blue,
cloudy background behind him. He himself wears a black suit, with a purple
banner draped around his neck. It hands over his outfit.
"There was a little city, and few men within it; and there came a great king
against it, and besieged it, and built great bulwarks against it: Now there
was found in it a poor wise man, and he by his wisdom delivered the city; yet
no man remembered that same poor man. Then said I, Wisdom is better than
strength: nevertheless the poor man's wisdom is despised, and his words are
not heard." He pauses, before continuing, raising a Bible. "These words are
from the Lord, delivered to us through the Holy Spirit. Our world today is
besieged at all sides by tyrants and monsters. Mavericks, Robot Masters,
Neo-Arcadians...The world teeters towards war, as it is ripped asunder by the
plottings of evil men and evil machines! How can one man, Doctor Wily, lack a
soul, while General, a machine, is one of the most inspiring beings alive?
This is a time of great turmoil, when we are forced to remove our prejudices,
set ASIDE our petty differences, and band together against the forces of
EVVVIL. Hallelujah, praise the lord!" A choir rises on a platform behind
Thompson, raising their voices to a crescendo as the Reverend speaks. "Even
though in generations to come, no one may remember the names of the little man
who fights, he will be remembered in the KIIINGDOM OF HEAVEN! AMEN! You are
all called to arms, to fight in your own way! Whether it be with swords or
plowshares, we must rely upon each OTHER, help each OTHER, and give your love
to A-NoooOOOOTHER! AMEN!" The choir chants, "AMEN!" The Reverend raises his
voice, tremulating with the love of Christ, "I said, AMEN MY CHILDREN!" The
choir replies "A-/MEN/!"
The choir quiets, as Reverend Thompson stares into the camera. "You all may
fight. Jesus, the great Lord himself, once said, 'It is as hard for a rich man
to get into the Kingdom of Heaven as it is to pass a camel through the head of
a pin!' Your money feeds the hungry, clothes the needy, produces arms which
the guardians of this world may use against his enemy! Eschew the hatred of
the Mavericks, the HATRED of the Neo-Arcadians, the MONSTROSITY that is Doctor
Wily, and embrace the world of light!" A telephone number flashes on the
screen. "Give us your dollars today, which will go to the Thompson Peace Fund.
Do your part in the fight against the evil which threatens to consume us all,
and give! Even two dollars will put a shirt upon a man's back! You may live in
peace and prosperity, but what about tomorrow? If your home was ripped asunder
by the evil barbarians at the gates of the Lord's City, would you have your
neighbor ignore your suffering? I think not. Please, my children, give
GENEROUSLY!"
<OOC: @mail questions to Machiavelli.>
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Message: 18/83 Posted Author
Reploid Ban + Aus/NA Trade Thu Sep 01 Global News Network
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At exactly one minute past midnight last night, Reploids were
officially banned from living in Australia. Government officials reported that
the deadline passed with 'only minor incidences'. Prime Minister Cooper
praised the hard work of the Australian Defense Force, and the tolerance of
the Reploids being asked to leave.
Reploid visitors are still allowed on a day-to-day basis with the
filing of the proper forms and disclosure of medical proof of being free of
the Sigma Virus. Wait times to get into Australia for a Reploid, given the
medical exams and forms needing to be filled out, range from half an hour to
six hours.
Non Reploid and Bioroid AI, meanwhile, are still free to live in the
country. Both Prime Minister Cooper and Parliament Majority Leader Sandra
Hatta reaffirmed that Androids are still welcome to live in Australia.
Also in the news, in what might be bad timing, Australia and Aztlan
announced a free trade agreement after a final state visit to Australia by
President Elpizo. We see a shot of President Elpizo standing at a podium
before a throng of Australian supporters/dissenters. "This decision to make a
free trade agreement between our two nations is quintessentially easier than
other decisions that these two nations have made in the past. With this
agreement we can pave the way of increasing World Economy, and help those
everywhere with the benefits out of trade. Also with this new agreement the
job markets will flourish in both countries."
Prime Minister Cooper was, as always, careful to reject the notion that
Aztlan will soon be controlling Australia. We see Cooper. Same shot. "With
this agreement, both economies will flourish with the removal of tariffs and
other trade regulations, but at the same time each country's sovereignty will
be maintained."
Rumours that Australia and Neo-Arcadia are gazing at the horizon that
is Tol Eressea are just that, officials say. Rumours.
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Message: 18/84 Posted Author
Reploid Ban Addition Thu Sep 01 Global News Network
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As well, the referendum for potentially turning back the Reploid Ban is
still set for September 14th. Angry protesters on both sides, arguing 'yes' on
keeping the law, and 'no' on rejecting it, turned up at the Australian
Parliament building. The 'yes' camp has the lead at this point. However,
Bungee Python, spokesperson for Reploid For A Free Australia, vowed that the
'no' camp would "wrassle with that big 'un of a problem into submission".
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Message: 18/85 Posted Author
Labs attacked Thu Sep 01 Global News Network
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--GNN reporting--
"Goodell Labs, a factility on the Ivory Coast of Africa, was the site of a
tragedy last night as five researchers, and three security guards, were killed
in what is believed to be a terrorist act or act of industrial espionage."
"The labs, known for their work in experimental solid holographic technology,
had a prototype projector destroyed, and their computers and data completely
erased, as well as the killings of several of their top researchers who were
working on the project. Due to the secrecy of the project, security footage
from the incident is spotty, but seems to show glimpses of Robot Master Gemini
Man on the scene. An unknown vigilante did battle with the crook before the
arrival of local police, but presumedly was unable to stop him before the
commission of these crimes."
"There have been few Robot Master attacks in Africa since the Masters were
formally removed from the country, but since they have no current official
stakes in the nation, authorities believe this return to terrorist acitivities
in the coastal regions is unsurprising. Robot Masters should be considered
just as violent and dangerous if located in the nation of Africa as in
anywhere else. However, small cells of Wily supporters still exist in the
African nations, and may continue to do so for some time."
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Message: 18/86 Posted Author
Egyptian Museum Ransacked Thu Sep 01 Global News Network
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*GNN World News*
" The Egyptian National History Museum was the site of a scuffle today between
Crystal Man and a yet to be identified Maverick, in it's Ancient Egypt wing.
The wing has been home to one of the world's largest collection of Egyptian
artifacts, that is, until shortly after the fight. While the maverick, seen
here on surveillence cameras..."
*Blur that is Onyx Reptillia*
"...escaped without any stolen items, surveillence cut out shortly afterwards,
the equipment melted down by intense heat. When officials were able to
re-enter, they found the entirety of the wing cleaned out of all exhibit
material. It's unknown at this time if Crystal Man or the Robot Masters were
responsible, or if a third party chose to take the opportunity to loot the
museum itself. "
*Contact Pharaoh Man, Crystal Man, or Onyx Reptillia for details*
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Message: 18/87 Posted Author
Message To Australia Thu Sep 01 Global News Network
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<A press conference. Michael Eildath, Maverick Hunter, stands near the GNN
building in San Angeles, looking, frankly, ill-at-ease with being on camera.
But his voice is steady as he speaks.>
Today, Australia made a mistake. In banning reploids from their country
and forcing them to leave, they've struck a major blow against any kind of
peace this world can hope for. I'm not going to preach tonight. I don't think
I have it in me, but someone's got to say something. This overflow of
senseless rhetoric and polite hatred is going to cause people to die, and this
is something that we can't solve with lasers and bullets.
The Sigma Virus is dangerous. I'm not going to deny it. But to
persecute people because of something they can potentially contract isn't fair
to them. It's not fair to force people from their jobs and homes because
they're different... because they can contract a virus and a human can't.
Every time this has been done in history, without exception, every time people
have been forced out of their homes for spurious reasons, it's led to nothing
but hatred and violence.
Neo Arcadia seeks to turn your people against robots. The Coalition for
Reploid Freedom seeks to turn the displaced reploids against humanity. They
can hide it between pretty words and bold speech, but either way it's the
same. This hatred will lead to nothing but more hatred, violence, and death.
I've seen it happen before, from one side or another, and I've seen it tear
apart people. I can't stand idly by and watch any living being be persecuted
for what they are. I urge the people of Australia to turn back from this
self-destructive path before one side or another turns you into nothing but
another pawn in this senseless war.
I've watched my entire life revolve around this war. It's taken my
family, it's taken friends. But I've made friends, robotic and human and
everything in between. I wouldn't turn my back on any of them because of
something that /could/ happen, and I don't think you should, either.
<Michael sighs, and turns, walking off the podium amongst questions.>
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Message: 18/88 Posted Author
NA Attacks FV/Space Elevator Sat Sep 03 Global News Network
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This is GNN. You can tell due to the lack of suck.
September 1st, at approximately 9:14pm local time, the Repliforce
flagship was ambushed as it maintained its protective stance at the Kansas
City Space Elevator terminal. According to a Repliforce press release, a
Neo-Arcadian air warship named the Predator-1 decloaked and fired upon the
Fortress V. Simultaneously, missile trucks, smuggled into the country and
disguised as transports, fired at the ship from the ground, using the city as
cover from return fire.
According to Repliforce, the Neo-Arcadian ship was chased off, and the
missile transports destroyed or confiscated. Questions about how much damage
was dealt to each side, as well as the Repliforce accusations that Neo-Arcadia
used human children as a shield have not been confirmed.
It has been confirmed that there was no damage sustained to the
elevator itself.
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Message: 18/89 Posted Author
Beer Commercial Sat Sep 03 Global News Network
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<A commercial running late at night.>
Several people sit on a couch, drinking beer labeled 'Brand X'. "Augh, this
beer is so flat," one of them laments. Another ads, "And no taste." Suddenly,
the wall explodes, killing one of the people sitting around the TV. He's sent
flying into the wall, leaving a big blood splatter. The others don't look so
concerned. Hector Kausmann steps in, holding a bottle of beer with a green and
white label. "Hey, everyone! My name is Hector Kausmann! Why don't you try
Aztlan's number one beer, KAUSMANN CHOICE?" Bottles suddenly appear in their
hands, and they drink it. A bottle also drops on the corpse. "Wow, this is
great!" "Holy shnikies, I can feel my chest hair growing!" Kausmann looks at
the screen, grinning. "Microbrewed in the heart of Aztlan, this is a working
man's beer!"
A green and white splash fills the screen, as five bottles of beer jiggle back
and forth along the left. Each is identified: the green and white label,
'Kausmann Klassic', the red and green label, 'Nutmeg Christmas Explosion, the
red and white label, 'Wild Cherry Party', the black label, 'Irish Tanker', and
the yellow label, 'Mexican Sunshine'.
The corpse stands up, his brains hanging out, as he lifts a beer. "Make the
right choice!"
<End Commercial.>
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Message: 18/90 Posted Author
G.L. Enterprises Press Release! Sat Sep 03 Global News Network
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Cicago, USA. (Bilbo Braggins Reporting)
G.L Enterprises on American Soil!
It is said that the course of war changes everything. Seoul Based G.L.
Enterprises, a company owned by Italian Blillionaire Glyde Fabian Loath once
swore publically that it would not set foot in America has demonstraged a
startling change of pace. On Friday, September 03rd, G.L. Enterprises shifted
funds from an overseas account and purchased not only the struggling Sharpe
Motor Company but A.M.I International, a prominent materials research and
fabrication company, both located in the city of Chicago. No plans have been
announced to lay off any employees and business was 'surprisingly continuing
as usual' in the words of some of A.M.I International's staff.
Further negotiation to buy the struggling 'Parisian Sot' Casino and Hotel
Complex, also in Chicago is reputed to underway as well. A small press release
from the company says to the effect of:
"War and changing political situations has made bigotry based upon nationality
not only obsolete, but exceedingly foolish. We at G.L. Enterprises are happy
to welcome business with our American and Canadian neighbours, and look
forward to an exciting future in the city of Chicago."
Time will only tell where this will lead.
You have.... GNN.
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Message: 18/91 Posted Author
Gangland Hit in Torontreal! Sat Sep 03 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"Today in Torontreal's Eastern Residential District, several unidentified men
opened fire on the Shady Hills Tenement, killing several men outside, who were
reportedly linked to gang activity in the area. At least seventeen men were
killed throughout the apartment, including James Johnson, who went by the name
'Sweet J' and was allegedly a minor underworld figure in the area. Most of the
killings were performed by what local crackhead witness Ashy Larry describes
as a 'Samurai Looking Mother expletive deleted', and added, 'I won twenty
zenny off that fight!' A Repliforcer arrived midway through the fiasco and
attempted to stop the samurai, but was badly damaged. Local police could not
apprehend any of the suspects, although investigations have reportedly begun."
<OOC: Questions to Machiavelli.>
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Message: 18/92 Posted Author
News Tidbits - 9/5/18 Mon Sep 05 Global News Network
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(Many news feeds. These are standard 'filler,' both for text and reported
media.)
MONACO: The city of Monaco has been partially rebuilt due to the
efforts of the younger daughter of the Grimaldi family. While the famed casino
has re-opened, the greater part of the rebuilding effort has been focused on
developing port facilities. Monaco has not expanded its traditional pre-war
borders substantially, but expects to do well as an import/export point for
the developing agricultural settlements of Southern France.
HOUSTON: A new step in the war against the notorious Southern fire ant
has come forth. The persistent and adaptable fire ant has refused to succumb
to any of a variety of forms of pesticide throughout the last several hundred
years. Using a basic 'mechaniloid' intelligence to command a series of
nanotechnological drones, the nasty ants can be battled at their home. The
manufacturers, KJU Enterprises, assure the public that the nanoids cannot
reproduce outside of a small confined space in the mechaniloid 'head' control
unit, thus preventing any possible "gray goop" scenario.
SYDNEY: The clock is ticking on the national referendum regarding
expulsion of Reploids from the continent of Australia. Polls average at about
sixty percent support for the referendum, although much smaller numbers
support any more hostile action than that. There is also worry about the
nation of 'Tol Eressea', with over seventy percent of polled humans describing
themselves as 'concerned' or 'very concerned' over the new nation. The
national referendum will be held on September 14th; turnout is expected to be
high.
(Questions/investigations to Mesarthim.)
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Message: 18/93 Posted Author
Umbrella Stock Up Tue Sep 06 Global News Network
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<This...Is VNN.>
"After Umbrella's stock crashed in 2213, after the Raccoon City viral outbreak
that killed thousands and resulted in the destruction of the entire city, the
corporation is on the rise again. What has since been dubbed as the Raccoon
City Incident resulted in the deaths, expulsion, or criminal indictements of
nearly all the corporation's upper management. In the years since the
incident, Umbrella Corporation has made a slow recovery. Today, Umbrella
Corporations stock reached the same value as before the Raccoon City Incident,
and promises more growth. Analysts have credited new management's tactics, and
a number of contracts with governments such as Texas, the United Nations, and
the United States for this recovery. One Umbrella Executive, the French born
Timothy Caine who has been partially credited with Umbrella's recent recovery,
made a statement on this momentous day for his company."
Timothy Caine, an angular man with fine features and slick black hair, appears
before a podium with the Umbrella logo behind him. "In the wake of the tragedy
that befell Raccoon City, we have made pains to prove ourselves again to our
customers and the public. Today, years of hard work have come to fruition, in
what is almost a complete recovery for Umbrella. I pride myself in all our
employees, facilities, and products - we are on the cutting edge. I would like
to assure the public that those that made the decisions that caused the deaths
of tens of thousands of innocent lives, are no longer with the corporation,
and an incident will never again occur, due to ethical screening procedures
implemented in the months after the tragedy. The bioweapons department has
been disassembled, and Umbrella will no longer research any B.O.W. We have
committed ourselves to peace, in the field of pharmaceuticals, medical
technology, and robotics. I can promise a happy, bright future - brought to
you in part by Umbrella."
<OOC: This post was cleared by admin. Hi, I'm Timothy Caine! If you want to set
up any business deals, just shoot me a @mail.>
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Message: 18/94 Posted Author
AppleSoft Warehouse Destroyed! Thu Sep 08 Global News Network
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A small story on GNN and various other places.
An AppleSoft warehouse was destroyed in the conflict of two reploids. The
Mavericks Lumine and the ex-Hunter Foucalt had looted the warehouse before the
Hunter Durandal showed up. Most of the violence was inside the building, but
from what can be told from long range sensors, a great deal of gravity pulses
and a high grade explosive destroyed the building. AppleSoft had no comment on
the losses.
(OOC: Questions to Foucalt)
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Message: 18/95 Posted Author
X-Presidents Fight Crime! Sat Sep 10 Global News Network
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Shown is a large vehicle similar to the autotrack, only with a different
colorscheme, and Lincoln's head on the front. It comes barreling in to slam
square into Energize, while saying " GIRL, I'MMA EMMANCIPATE YOUR TEETH! " The
frame freezes, and retracts into a corner to reveal Update Ursinal.
" This was the scene yesterday at Sydney's park district, when an impromptu
brawl over an unidentified hostage broke out between INTERPOL and yet to be
identified assailants. Bon Bonne of the infamous Bonne Family was also
sighted, but supposedly fought on the side of INTERPOL."
" Unfortunatly, the battle took a turn for the worst when Dr. Barrel Caskett
was felled. It was then that the unidentified 'Lincolntrack' arrived, and from
it emerged..."
Pictures of Nixon driving, Reagan running to the Hammurabai, LBJ going Guile on
Ayin, and Taft on all fours snarling in a feral manner at curious civilians.
They are all in clothing befitting their appropriate time periods.
"...these strange men have yet to be identified, though it is suspected diguise
technology was used. Regardless, the battle was immediatly broken, and the
girl saved. She is reported to be in protective custody at the moment, and no
arrests have been made. The mysterious 'X-Presidents' as they have been
dubbed, fled in their Lincolntrack. More news as this developes..."
<<Yeah. We were whacky. Contact Dr. Barrel Caskett, Ayin, Energize, Auto,
Mirror Orange, Bon Bonne, Kenichi Kurasuma, Grisha, Zach Glen, or Quiet Man
for the ZANY details.>>
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Message: 18/96 Posted Author
Art Incident Sat Sep 10 Global News Network
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"This is Anony Mouse, with the latest news from Smalltown, Pennsylvania. One of
the leading collections of publically viewable 20th-Century sculpture was
attacked today by Robot Masters identified as Crystal, Tengu and Skull Man.
They were stopped by Interpol agents Max Armour and Zach Glen, Hunter agent
Sonata and a Maverick known as Bamboo Pandamonium. Nothing in the museum was
harmed or stolen, although several cars and the landscape outside were
destroyed when the Maverick attempted to flee the Interpol agents. Several
shattered pieces of crystal were found inside, but no art, we repeat, was
harmed at all."
OOC: Contact Crystal Man for more info!
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Message: 18/97 Posted Author
Commercial Mon Sep 12 Global News Network
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<Commercial>
A bustling day at the locale fast food restaurant can be seen, the
camera panning over to reveal a little girl looking particularly depressed.
"Are you tired of everyone wanting you to be happy and upbeat? Tired of people
saying to SUCK IT UP?!" The girl looks up with wide shimmering eyes and nods,
still looking unhappy. "Then put on your brass knuckles because we've got just
what you need!"
The camera shifts to a suddenly empty section of counter as one of the
workers walks up with a smile. He sets down a large red box with a giant
yellow frown on it just as the depressed girl runs up and grabs hold of it.
"Introducing new Sad Meals! Perfect for the depressed angsting child!"
The girl reaches into the box and pulls out a clump of twisted plastic
and a moldy hamburger. "Each Sad Meal comes with a hearty packing of last
week's food and the latest in broken toy entertainment! This meal is
gauranteed to send your child deeper into the cold grip of despair and misery,
so order yours today!"
The camera fades out while the young girl bursts into tears, a large
yellow frown streaking across the screen as a short diddy plays. "Have you had
your trauma today?"
<End Commercial>
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Message: 18/98 Posted Author
HeraCorp And Friends Repel Attack Tue Sep 13 Global News Network
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<GNN!>
"Soon after the announcement that Umbrella and Neo Arcadia were entering trade
agreements, HeraCorp was attacked by two individuals."
<A picture of Machiavelli in a samurai outfit and Kenichi Kurasuma on Ryujin is
shown>
"While their reason behind the attack is entirely unknown, it is suspected by
their garb and methods to be members of the split apart Yakuza. HeraCorp
security, in conjunction with Hunter Liese Schreiner and Commissionar Jessica
Blakesly who personally attended the attack, was able to repel the invaders
with minimal damage to the building, a few lost drones, and a smashed gate."
"HeraCorp Stock Prices have risen, whether as a result of this or Umbrella's
recent statements, though Sewa remains constant on her statement that she
won't sell any of her own shares."
"Alternately, she assures the public that a stronger gate will replace the new
one."
<end GNN>
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Message: 18/99 Posted Author
Space Elevator: Still Building! Tue Sep 13 Global News Network
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(VNN/POX/lesser feeds.)
KANSAS CITY-
The Space Elevator's construction program has continued with only minor
delays from the scheduled plan.
The great project, termed the 'Jakob Project' by local religious groups
making a comparison to the ladder by which Jacob saw angels ascend into
heaven, has been only slightly delayed by the damage caused by the great
battle between the renowned Mega Man and the robotic being known as 'Lumine'.
Officials from the United Nations Space Authority, the National Aeronautics
and Space Administration (U.S.), and the Texas Interplanetary Commission
report being pleased by present rates of progress.
The on-site project leader and defense commander, Colonel Maria Delgado
(US Armed Forces), explained the relative delays as being "only natural,
considering the time it takes to synthesize the carbon tubes and diamond
latticeworks."
She made comparisons to other great engineering projects. Completion
and full operation is anticipated by the end of November at present, the
economic cost being eased by the "peace dividend" from the reduction in world
conflict, after the collapse of "Wily Africa" and "Maverick Europe." "We
cannot of course minimize the threat of Neo-Arcadia and any other possible
rogue states," Delgado said, "but with the more efficent state of the
Repliforce and other military organizations, plus the relative size of
Neo-Arcadia's industrial base, we have a lot of money to spend on other
things."
Delgado was asked if rumors that the Elevator would connect to the moon
are true; she answered in the negative, indicating that a direct connection
between the Earth and the Moon by any physical means would either lead to a
permanent tidal locking between the two bodies, or (more likely) the
rending-loose of one or both ends of the attaching cable.
(Questions or investigations to Mesarthim.)
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Message: 18/100 Posted Author
Umbrella & NA: Joint Venture? Tue Sep 13 Global News Network
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< GNN >
The Umbrella Corporation and Aztlan have stated they are planning to engage in
several upcoming joint ventures, according to a press release circulated by
both Umbrella and the Neo Arcadian government. While specific business
ventures have not been formally announced, the idea of the strategic alliance
has taken the world by storm.
CEO Albert Wesker, along with CFO William Wiggin, took part in a joint press
conference at Umbrella's Texas campus to announce the move. President Elpizo
of Aztlan represented Aztlan, but was forced to leave the event early due to
domestic security concerns.
Controversy plagued the event, as numerous anti-Umbrella and anti-Aztlan
protests took place outside. The protests were generally peaceful, and earlier
reports about feces being thrown at windows were discredited once it was
determine the "brown, sticky matter" which had been thrown at windows were
brownies.
Umbrella stock has enjoyed a 10 gain in value in heavy trading today.
< Punditry the likes of which God has never seen. >
OOC: Questions to Albert Wesker, William Wiggin, or Elpizo.
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Message: 18/101 Posted Author
Australian Reploid Referendum Held Wed Sep 14 Global News Network
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The Australian referendum was held today on September the 14th while
the rest of the world slept due to the time zone difference. Votes are still
being calculated and finalized, but exit polls have indicated that, yes, the
law banning Reploids from living within Australia has been upheld by the
people by a margin of 61% to 39%. Voter turnout was estimated to be near 76%.
Prime Minister Lachlan Cooper was quoted as saying, "The Australian
population has shown great determination and resolve through these trying
times, and I'm confident that with these measures in place, Australia is safer
now from the Sigma Virus than it has been ever since the Virus became known."
This political win has given his party a huge boost in support. A loss surely
would have sent Australia straight into an election.
Bungee Python, leader of the Reploids For a Free Australia, was quoted
as saying, "We're disappointed by the actions of the population, but we're
still confident that we can fight this legislation by proving it to be
unconstitutional. We're confident that the people'll realize that this law is
a mistake - not just for Reploids, but for /all/ Australians, whether human or
Reploids." Experts, however, firmly believe that the battle is lost for Mr.
Python, unless something drastically changes. Nevertheless, he has vowed to
keep up the peaceful fight.
According to the law, Reploid visitors are still allowed on Australian
soil, but must fill out paperwork and undergo medical examination. The process
takes up to an hour to cross the border, and the red tape is expected to
dissuade visitors anyhow. Mavericks will be shot on sight by the Australian
Defense Force. Interpol is still welcome to operate in Australia, regardless
of race.
OOC: Questions or plots to Excise. If you want to attack or raid in
Australia, let someone know so they can pose the Defense Force. I'll be happy
to do so.
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Message: 18/102 Posted Author
Assassination Attempts Foiled! Wed Sep 14 Global News Network
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<<This... is GNN.>>
"In business news, Albert Wesker, CEO of Umbrella Corporation," (NYSE: UMAP
flashes along the bottom of the screen,) "is reported to be in nominal
condition in spite of a series of assassination attempts that occurred during
a peaceful protest last night. Umbrella representatives stated that Mr. Wesker
had gone out to inform them that, were they to become riotous, they would be
dealt with by security personnel; a brownie was thrown shortly thereafter,
perhaps as a diversion to allow an unknown assailant, presumed to be the Robot
Master Quick Man, to assault the CEO."
Footage: Quick Boomerangs sticking into Wesker's flesh, followed by a
somewhat-disguised Quick Man going for a throat slit; the Robot Master's
armblade ends up grabbed by Wesker, who proceeds to slam him into the path of
a burst of water.
"Thanks to the efforts of various Repliforcers present, including one Nereid,
as well as Mr. Wesker himself, the attack was rebuffed; another one almost
began shortly thereafter by confirmed CRF forces, but was rebuffed by even
more efforts by Wesker and the Repliforce, as well as a few unknowns. Umbrella
representatives have extended thanks to all those who assisted."
<<Punditry.>>
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
Theft Wed Sep 14 Global News Network
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"This is Ann Oni Mouse of Moscow, here with GNN. Today, the Family-run gemstone
museum of the Hopkinson family was broken into by the Robot Master known as
Crystal Man. It was defended by a brave young woman identified as Mary Summers
of Neo Arcadia, but she was, sadly, unable to stop the Master's attack,
although he was last seen in grievously wounded shape. Several cases, but no
gems, were damaged - although two were missing. A small, nearly perfect
diamond and a ruby carved in the shape of the sun."
A pause.
"Because we all know Robot Masters are fools, we believe that this was the work
of, instead, the Tarot Lord, as seen in this 'calling card.'"
A picture of a stained-glass or -crystal tarot card of the Sun, with the name
'Tarot Lord' in stained glass on the bottom.
"If you can identify this mysterious thief, please do so!"
OOC: Questions, yes, to Crystal Man.
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
Sec-Gen Chord Speaks Wed Sep 14 Global News Network
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<Secretary-General Chord hovers up to the podium, shuffling some papers in his
spindly hands as he looks solemnly out at the audience.>
Today, a great injustice has occurred in the nation of Australia. A
wrong that not only punishes the innocent for crimes they have not committed,
but one which drives both human and reploid citizens into the arms of
extremists. We can only condemn Australia for its actions; military force
would not force them to change their ways, exacerbating the existing strife
and causing needless violence; to do nothing would be to pardon them their
disrespect of sentient life.
The preamble of the United Nations charter, renewed by all member
nations this very year in Seoul, the site of the death of old United Nations,
states our goal to seek 'to reaffirm faith in fundamental rights, in the
dignity and worth of all free-thinking persons, human, reploid, android and
beyond, in the equal rights of men and women and of nations large and small,'
and 'to promote social progress and better standards of life in larger
freedom.' We hold to this goal even today, and no virus can rob these people
of their basic civil rights.
To paraphrase a famous American who lived in a time of similar strife,
we can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their
selfhood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating "for humans only." We
cannot be satisfied as long as a reploid in Sydney cannot vote and a reploid
in Brisbane believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no we are not
satisfied and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters
and righteousness like a mighty stream.
Even as Reverend King spoke of that time of injustice, we today fight
another injustice, and fight for a dream that one day a person will not be
judged by whether they were born or built, but by the content of their
character.
Thank you.
<As per his usual nature, Chord turns and departs, answering no questions. Oh,
the punditry...>
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
Young Hero Saves The Day! Fri Sep 16 Global News Network
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<GNN!>
The Maverick Lumine attacked a group of pilgriming nuns and a priest today that
were traveling to the Statue of Christ at Corcovado Mountain. Knocking out the
priest and forcing the nuns to humiliate themselves in conjunction with
desecrating the Monument so it partially looked like Itself, Lumine caught the
attention of the Hunter Axl."
"Threatening the Nuns to do a choral backup, Lumine and Axl battled, allowing
the nuns to escape with their Priest."
"When Deployed Security Forces arrived, they found Lumine had defeated Axl and
chased the badly damaged Maverick away."
"Those caught by Lumine's attention today wish to thank Axl for his heroics."
<end GNN>
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
This Week at FRY DADDY Sat Sep 17 Global News Network
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<A commercial.>
A yellow splash appears, after two seconds of Fry Daddy's Eurasian store front.
"FRY DADDY is expanding to five new locations, in New York, Bombay, Neo-Tokyo,
Moscow, and London! To celebrate this momentous achievement, we're offering
the Philly Supercharger, the latest special here at FRY DADDY!"
A heavily toasted sub roll appears, covered on the outside by herbs and cheese.
Gooey melted cheese mingles with chunks of batter-fried steak and crusty onion
rings in the sub, waves of heat rising off it. "MMM MMM DELICIOUS!"
<OOC: FRY DADDY! In Eurasia's Club District.>
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Message: 18/107 Posted Author
Master Your MIND! Sat Sep 17 Global News Network
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<Another commercial.>
A short commercial spot. Thumping techno plays in the backward, as a green and
black can splash covers the screen. A can suddenly zooms into the foreground,
rotating in place. It's black, with a green alien's head (complete with
throbbing brain) on it, the label reading 'MASTERMIND' in capital letters. A
booming narrator explains.
"Cramming for finals? Working a late shift? Staking out an apartment for a drug
bust? The makers of Nico-Cola bring you MASTERMIND! A carbonated sports drink
with everything in it to let you SUPERCHARGE YOUR BRAIN! Sugar, nicotine,
caffeine, ginko baloba, and two herbal amphetamines, MASTERMIND will OVERCLOCK
YOUR MIND and GIVE YOUR BRAIN A KICK IN THE FACE! MIND OVER MATTER!"
The can is replaced by the slogan 'MIND OVER MATTER' in huge green letters, as
a kick voice dictates: "Not available in the United States, Canada, or
Australia."
<OOC: Another fine United Goods product. Contact Machiavelli if you want to
sell it.>
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
Gang Warfare in Torontreal! Sun Sep 18 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"The warring Heavy C's Crew and Eastside Bloods in Torontreal clashed today,
with the up and coming gang members working for the mysterious 'Heavy C'
reportedly ambushing several Bloods at a Nelson Fish warehouse. Three reds
were reported killed, and several more arrested by police, although cars
arrived and took police on a two hour car chase, before three of the suspects
were apprehended and the others escaped. The rival gang, reportedly assisted
by the criminal 'The Midnight Ronin', escaped through the sewers, and none
were killed or apprehended. The Midnight Ronin clashed with a ghostly Reploid
of some sort, dispatching her before fleeing. We will continue to cover the
gang violence in Torontreal faithfully, to bring you these startling updates."
<OOC: @mail Machiavelli with questions.>
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Message: 18/109 Posted Author
MOSCOW FOOD DIST. ATTACKED Mon Sep 19 Global News Network
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(VNN and POX feeds. Lots of oogy pictures.)
A Repliforce-operated relief mission in Red Square was attacked today
by the Maverick "X-Hunter" Agile. Reports from the scene indicate that
approximately one hundred humans were killed by a deliberately-induced "sonic
boom" inside of the tent, causing both direct and indirect damage from falling
objects.
Repliforce medics on the scene treated survivors, who have been removed
to Moscow-area hospitals. The reason for the attack is unknown; the Socialist
Liberation Army is expected to deliver a statement shortly.
(And for POX viewers:)
Entertainment commentator "Potato" has apologized for his unpleasant
remarks on the Repliforce in light of their quick relief mission. He
criticized their inability to prevent Agile's attack, however, and stated his
belief that "a private network of fast response forces" modelled on the
Maverick Hunters would provide more security for a better world.
(Punditry, especially in re: what this will do to the chaotic situation in
Russia.)
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Message: 18/110 Posted Author
London attempted robbery. Mon Sep 19 Global News Network
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-GNN Baby!-
"This is Persistant Cockroach reporting from London." the roach reploid
stops as he takes a sip from a glass of water and shuffle some papers. "It
seems that London's very own Kensington was struck by the works of a lone
criminal. The authories on the seen said that the criminal had cause some
minor property damage to a Kensington home and was after a safe. The officer
who was original on the scene ran away like a little girl."
The roach shakes his head as he continues reading from the cue card.
"Though thankfully, a hero was on the scene." short footage of Construction
Triceraton fighting Klaymoor is shown. "This triceratops reploid didn't state
his name, He left rather quickly after checking on the area. It is being said
that he could possibly be a Maverick Hunter or another crazy vigilante who
knows, but I for one am glad that we have good samaritans out there."
The anchor turns to his right, "This is Persistant Cockroach bringing
the news to YOU!" he extends one of his roachy hands and points to the screen.
This is probably some trademark quote or something.
<OOC: construction Triceraton and Klaymoor for questions>
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Message: 18/111 Posted Author
SLA Speaks Re: Attack Mon Sep 19 Global News Network
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(Anton Aleksandrov addresses the press. He is in an electric wheelchair and
looks very thin, but his uniform is immaculately pressed. His voice is rather
thin and faint, but he is articulate; translations, of course, are provided in
the voice of the translator.)
"Good day to you all, my comrades and friends.
"Today, a member of the so-called "Maverick Empire" stooped so low as
to attack a food distribution center operated by our fraternal comrades, the
Repliforce. There is, to our knowledge, no reason why they did this. The
motive, it appears, was murder.
"And nothing else.
"We have reliable reports that a Robot Master was present. Top Man, I
believe it is. While we disagree most firmly with Doctor Wily's synthesis of
technological advancement and strength, it is our understanding that Top Man
was able to provide numerous Russian citizens with the opportunity to escape.
The Socialist Liberation Army appreciates this, and we thank Top Man for his
assistance, whatever the reason for his presence.
"But to continue... this attack was unprovoked. The only military
forces there were a small number of Repliforce soldiers, serving and providing
distribution or security if counter-revolutionary elements were to attempt to
seize the food, as happened so often and so tragically in the historical Third
World. Our understanding is that Agile's great speed allowed him to enter and
attack, and we place no great blame on Repliforce. How-"
(Aleksandrov leans forwards in his chair suddenly. The screen goes to a station
ID or a Technical Difficulties sign, depending on viewing medium.)
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Message: 18/112 Posted Author
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(After several minutes of difficulties, the feed resumes. Aleksandrov is
upright again, but looks more drawn.)
"However, as I was saying, this demonstrates the danger of allowing a
nation to remain weak. The Mavericks, the Robot Masters, even Neo-Arcadia...
all of them denounce weakness, although they call it with different names.
"It is our vow that our mother, Russia, from the rich and dark soils of
the West to the pristine snows laying over the rich geological treasures of
Siberia, from Kiev to Vladivostok... these places, and the lands between them,
shall become strong once more.
"Save whatever justifications you had for this atrocity, Mavericks. You
had no motive save your love of slaughter. Before long, it will be you,
perhaps, who...
"Thank you all for your time, comrades. I think we are finished for the
evening."
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Message: 18/113 Posted Author
NRA Commentary Mon Sep 19 Global News Network
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Following most of the Socialist Liberation Army commentary is a brief clip of a
passing conversation with AlexiParkanpf, an officer in the New Russian Army,
Repliforce's "pet" local peacekeeping force in wartorn Russia.
"...the NRA will continue to protect the people above all else, and assist
REpliforce in stabilizing the region. For the moment, no reliatory action is
planned. Cleanup is our priority..." He begins to walk away back to his duties
in the damaged square, regardless of further questioning by the gaggle of
reporters.
*Punditry. Poke Crescent Grizzly for more*
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Message: 18/114 Posted Author
Iron Cook Chaos Tue Sep 20 Global News Network
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This is Shady E reporting for POX NEWS, our investigators have been able to
turn up the skinny on exactly what happened last night. This Hero <Shots of
Bat Vertigo beating the crap out of Gyro and Gate Man> wasn't able to save the
life of Kenichi Touma, but was wise to these Robot Masters nefarious plot, and
made sure they'd feel their mistakes in the morning. Maverick Hunters were on
the scene, Drunken Monkey was seen taking care of Gate Man for the first few
rounds, but then inexplicably tore off after a few moments. We've been able to
ascertain some kind of demon fish from the inner dimensions was laced into the
food of competitor James WIlhelm, and it ate it's way back out of Touma, known
Anti-Robot and especially anti-RM figure in Japanese politics. They've been
able to find most of Kenichi's masticated flesh, but so far no luck in
determining genetic or any biological data from the crime scene.
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Message: 18/115 Posted Author
Explosion In Honshu! Wed Sep 21 Global News Network
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HONSHU, JAPAN - An explosion rocked a small business district on the
outskirts of Neo-Tokyo late last night, the result of an explosive conflict
between a Repliforce officer and a Robot Master.
Neo-Tokyo Police report that the Robot Master Number Man, best known
locally for hiring a staff of Hooters girls to serve as a personal militia,
had established a secret research lab in the docks.
Police are releasing no information as to the purpose of the lab, but
local officials have confirmed that well-known local massage therapist Shiatsu
Sylph was recovered from the laboratory. Sylph vanished several months ago,
according to represenatives of her business, after taking on a Robot Master
client, presumably Number Man.
Represenatives of Sylph expressed their confidence in her full
recovery, and extend their thanks to Repliforce agent Shield Shellfish for her
selfless rescue of the kidnapped masseuse. Acting CEO Acupuncture Oread
released a statement this afternoon extending Shiatsu's thanks to the brave
Repliforce soldier as well.
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Message: 18/116 Posted Author
Hockey Horrors in Torontreal Wed Sep 21 Global News Network
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<A pair of human news anchors appear on screen.>
"I am John Jingleheimer."
"I am Jacob Schmidt."
"And this is a GNN Canada Special Report."
<A series of dramatic photos start to appear in the background between the
talking heads. One a picture of Guts Man, one a blurry photo of what might be
Grisha in a business suit, and one is a picture of the Hockey Hall of Fame.>
"Earlier this evening, a heinous crime against all Canadians was committed in
the Hockey Hall of Fame in Torontreal."
"Indeed there was, John. Reknowned Alpha Robot Master and all around bully,
Guts Man, bought his way into the Hockey Hall of Fame."
"Whereupon he began wrecking the place for no apparent reason."
"Which is when this handsome stranger stepped in, literally. He walked past
security and distracted Guts Man for an extended period of time. He seems to
have tried to completely stop Guts Man and nearly succeeded, entirely removing
Guts Man's jaw, ripping open the Robot Master's body, and brutally beating
Guts Man."
"In the end it proved useless as Guts Man punted the unnamed stranger out of
the Hockey Hall of Fame. Theorists are still in heated debate over whether the
stranger is in geosynchronous orbit or merely going to crash into the CN Tower
within the hour."
"Unfortunately, the battle destroyed a large section of the display floor
between the two combatants crashing into surfaces, Guts Man using display
cases as ammunition, and a mysterious natural gas explosion."
"Experts estimate the damage to be in the tens of thousands of dollars. The
significant loss to note is that Guts Man managed to escape with two signed
and engraved rings from the Stanley Cup, as well as a 2002 Canadian Olympic
Jersey."
"And now, onto other news on the day with Chet Ubetcha!"
<Other news. @mail Guts and Grisha for more information.>
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Message: 18/117 Posted Author
More Gang Warfare Wed Sep 21 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"This is Mitch Brinkley, reporting from Torontreal. Tonight, at Weber Heights
Park, an area reputedly controlled by the Eastside Bloods, a large gang in
Torontreal, members of Heavy C's Crew, a rival gang, staged an attack. Using
assault weapons, using a city-wide hack attack to snarl police and jam their
communication bands, and escaping in transports, the attack had military
tradition. There are rumors that the Midnight Ronin, a large power armor with
Russian Oligarchy markings, and a large robot were on the scene. Maverick
Hunter Ebullition arrived and disabled the large robot, while another robot
assisted another vigilante in forcing the Midnight Ronin into retreat."
<OOC: Questions to Machiavelli.>
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Message: 18/118 Posted Author
Extortion 101 Thu Sep 22 Global News Network
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<A letter in the Torontreal Gazette>
Dear Hockey Hall of Fame and Canadian hosers, I the wonderful Guts Man have
what you want. I have two old sections of the Stanely Cup and an old jersey
signed by one of your gold medal winning Olympic hockey teams.
Because of my obvious superior brainpower, I gained access to your building and
then stole these ancient artifacts right from under your nose. You had no
chance in stopping me, however I'm a generous Robot Master unlike some of my
other greedy retarded brothers. I know these items hold tremendous value to
your civilization; as such I am willing to return these items to you, at cost
of course.
With names like Gretzky, Lemieux, Roy and Crosby on these old Cup sections and
a plethora of Canadian names on the jersey, I estimate the value at somewhere
between oh... 70 million zennies. So if you can wire me the money I will
return these artifacts back to you.
But that's not all! Hahahaha, it's not so easy to buy these things back from
me. I'm also demanding a lifetime supply of front row season tickets for the
Robot Masters and I. These season tickets will be for every team in the NHL,
we also reserve the right to use corporate boxes at will. You will also sign a
contract stating that we are allowed to step foot in your arenas to witness
this barbaric yet highly entertaining sport without repercussion. A lifetime
supply of free beer from your overly pricey concession stands will also be a
part of this deal.
You have 72 hours to meet my terms and hand us the money or a piece of your
history will forever be destroyed. Please no phony baloney Canadian Monopoly
money or loonies and toonies. Should the contract be broken in any way, shape
or form I will personally kill each and every one of your nimble humans
players and ruin your sport once and for all. Have a nice day. Love Guts Man.
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Message: 18/119 Posted Author
Aztlan Border Camp Raided Thu Sep 22 Global News Network
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Dateline: Thursday, September 22 2218
A police action was taken by Interpol late last evening into the
southwestern border between the rogue nation of Aztlan and the nation of
Texas, where a small prison cell was made to contain their prisoners. Interpol
officials stated that their intent was the rescue of key individuals from
Aztlan in a "quick and decisive" manner so that a hostage situation would not
occur with more severe military action.
The identities of these individuals have not been disclosed, citing
their safety in the face of Aztlan's terrorist activities. Information about
the location of the prison itself has been passed off to Repliforce
representatives and Texan authorities for further action against their
invasion of foreign soil. A specific number of injuries or deaths have not
been reported, although Interpol says the rescued prisoners are in "good
condition."
It is speculated that the prison was only recently erected, due to the
reported small number of prisoners located. It is unknown as to what further
purpose there was in building a structure where it was easily reached and
assaulted.
And now, the weather forecast for tomorrow...
(OOC contacts: Chief R, Zach Glen, Templar Fefnir)
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Message: 18/120 Posted Author
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"Anarchy Angstrom here with late breaking news! Astronomers have noticed more
activity on the moon as of late. While Repliforce has held a position there
for the past month or more, the construction seems to be on the far side from
RF's holdings. When questions as to whether or not Repliforce was expanding
their operations, a 'No comment' response was given. More on this development
as we get it."
OOC: To investigate or anything, @mail Nova and CC to Gemma.
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Message: 18/121 Posted Author
Kansas City + War Museum Tour Thu Sep 22 Global News Network
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Two bits of information in the news today.
Citing recent attacks on the Space Elevator among other concerns,
Repliforce has clamped down on security in Kansas City. Those entering and
leaving the city, either via the teleport chambers or via standard means may
be asked to produce identification, answer questions about their intentions in
the city, and sometimes even subjected to random searches. The United States
Military also has personnel working alongside Repliforce in this endeavor,
apparently in order to learn the procedures. Also, Repliforce aerial and
ground patrols have been stepped up around the city. Some residents have
complained that the place is looking more and more like martial law. Other
residents are pleased that the attacks on their fair city are being taken
seriously, and are being responded to.
Also in the news, a collection of war artifacts from both modern times
and ancient history is making a tour of North America. These include minor
artifacts dating back as far as the second world war to weapons in modern
times. The centre-piece of the collection is one of the original laser cannons
that was mounted on the Fortress I, better known as the Raptor. The gun was
removed during an upgrade, and is one of the only artifacts remaining of the
original great airship. The tour is sponsored by the Smithsonian. None of the
weapons in the collection are functional or useful, but history and collection
buffs are expected to be greatly interested.
Questions to Butterball.
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Message: 18/122 Posted Author
Africa's Wonders Fri Sep 23 Global News Network
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This is Melvin Barodo, reporting from Tanzania, East Africa, where unusual
developments have inspired curiosity in the last few weeks.
Just a few miles from the mass of rubble marking the once-great mountain called
Kilimanjaro, a small facility has just been completed in support of a rather
impressive project, named "Dreamworks" by its director. Anonymous by their own
request, the stated purpose of the project is to use cutting-edge technology
to undo this most damaging affront to Nature's creation, and clear the area of
the rubble by literally rebuilding the mountain from the ruins around it.
While the Director of this project has requested anonymity, rumours abound that
the "Dreamworks" may be related in some fashion to the former works of the
late Professor Gate. Before his unfortunate fall from grace, he had done a
great deal of work in Reploid programming and robotics technologies, and had
contributed to such developments as the Gateway teleporter system used in
constructing Eurasia several years ago. The Director has replied with great
confidence that this technology was developed long before his fall, and
perfected following design specifications from team responsible for its
original design.
The Director has lauded this project as "a grand gesture in the memory of a
great person, to show that his works were not in vain, nor tainted by his
loss".
So far, what opinion the African people have of this "grand gesture" is not yet
known; that it will impact the local environment is certain, but to what
extent remains to be seen.
This is Melvin Barodo, reporting on location in Tanzania, East Africa.
(Questions to Blaze Heatnix)
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Message: 18/123 Posted Author
Oh God. Sat Sep 24 Global News Network
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< It's an advert! >
Mac appears. He's flexing.
"Greetings, citizens! It is I, your friendly neighbourhood Mac Light!"
The Reploid relaxes, folding his arms behind his back. "Now then. I am
illustrating a point to all who wish to oppose /justice/, and care only to
corrupt, and be evil with evil pokey fangs!"
Behind Mac, a cardboard cut-out of Sigma appears. A few moments later
your hero is taken by surprise by the realistic Sigma roar and flashing eyes
the cut-out seems to have.
"Whoa! Uh, yes." Mac's right arm us unfolded behind his back and morphs
into the Mac Buster. A single shot is fired, consuming the cut-out. "Against
evil, a single shot ca--" Mac is interrupted by the cut-out roaring again. As
the smoke clears you'll notice that the blast from the buster did little but
discolour the poster a tad. The other hand is unfolded as Mac breaks into a
yell of complete rage, perhaps at his inability to destroy the damn thing.
From the ceiling, Steel Massimo appears and lands directly on top of
the cut-out, muffled groans from the shattered circuitry silenced with a few
jabs from his massive lance.
"Ah yes!" Mac shouts, satisfied. He turns to the screen. "As
illustrated, evil will be destroyed... WITH TEAMWORK! Beware, the Righteous
Acquaintances are afoot!"
The pair get thrown a top hat and cane, Massimo seems confused. Mac
sighs. "Oh, fine." Clears throat. o/` "Liiii~iiiight Beer, Liiii~iiight Beer
so crisp and soooo~ooo clear. LIGHT BEER!" Massimo seems happy to just dance.
Fade to black on two cheesy grins and a huge plastered on image of a
Light Beer.
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Message: 18/124 Posted Author
This week at FRY DADDY Sat Sep 24 Global News Network
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<A commercial.>
The Eurasian Fry Daddy storefront appears, with a bold yellow splash. An
oblong, golden brown orb appears. "This week at FRY DADDY, the POTATO BOMB!"
The potato gets cut in half, chunks of steak, strikes of bacon, and three
different cheeses ooze out. "Packed with mozarella, cheddar, and American
cheese, along with super crisp bacon and meaty chunks of steak, the Potato
Bomb will BLOW YOUR MIND."
<OOC: FRY DADDY!>
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Message: 18/125 Posted Author
BUY THIS BOOK Mon Sep 26 Global News Network
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<RingStar Spinny>
The cheesy commercial voice comes on, sounding like that guy you have
heard a million times, set to a black background, "In 1492. Columbus sailed
the ocean blue. In 1673, a women learned how to slice bread. In 2092, edible
pants were created, and now..... in 2218, we are about to experience another
great leap in the history of man and robots alike."
The screen stars to fade in, as a cheap looking sun rises from behind the
pedestal that is now in view. It comes up to a red, Arabian pillow before the
outline of a thick book comes into view, spinning for incomprehensible
reasons. As the screen moves up, the orchestral music starts to play. As the
sun comes up, the music gets louder, and accents once, and then, accents
louder when the book is in view, still spinning.
"Brought to you by the same people who made the Key chains and chains
based on Robot Masters and Hunters alike, comes the newest addition to the
must haves. The book that Ring Man has slaved over for approximately ten years
is now available to the public. The book.... of understanding how much Bass
hurts...." Another accent interrupts the deep voiced narrator, this time very
loud, followed by an echo. "Banishing World: Bass and You........" As the
narrator's voice lingers, the book starts to flip pages quickly until it
closes.
The camera follows the book, looking to the back of the Book where the quotes
are. There are reviews, by people who have never seen them. "Ring Man is
obviously skilled in his linguistics. The punctuations and grammar,
extravagant!" - Guts Man. "Duhhh.. I'm dumm, but Ring Man iz teh best, heee.
Right bwo?" "Ya gotz dat wight!" - Gemini Man. "I could not create something
like this, ever. Even if my beard became long enough to play jump rope with."
Dr. Light. "*Grunt* BOOK .... GOOOOOOD! *Grunt*" - Sigma. "Heeeehaaaw!
Heeeehaww! Oink oink oink." -Zero.
"Now do not sit there any longer. Ring Man's new book will not be on
the shelves for long, because it will all be sold by then and you will have to
buy the platinum copy with all the features that have not yet come out for the
book. Or the expansion for the old one, which costs half as much as the
platinum pack."
Lightening strikes it, fire burning up the screen to show all of RingStar's
locations. A hovering "BUY NOW" sign is also there as the screen then fades to
black.
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Message: 18/126 Posted Author
El Paso Incident Mon Sep 26 Global News Network
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--GNN News Report--
"Last night, the ruined city of El Paso, Texas was the site of a crisis
incident, though as of press date very little information seems to be
available. According to Texas National authorities, troops from the Special
Tactics and Rescue Squad were summoned by Texan police to handle the
disappearance of a Texas State Trooper vehicle within the El Paso ruins.
Moments later, Repliforce and Maverick Hunter contingencies arrived, beginning
a pitched battle with Neo Arcadian nationalists on the site. The exact cause
of the original incident seems to be related to Texas-based Umbrella
corporation, whose dealings with Neo Arcadia have been increasing over the
past month. A spokesperson for Umbrella was quick to assert that the company
was not responsible for the incident which involved the STARS team, but were
only present to attempt to contain the conflict, which occured fairly close to
the site of their current headquarters."
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Message: 18/127 Posted Author
Rainbow Devil Rampage Thu Sep 29 Global News Network
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*Coverage on the disaster at Lousiville-Lexington-Cincinnati City Center*
"....with casualties rising to the hundreds as civilians are dug out of the
rubble. Joint response by numerous factions, including Neo Arcadia,
Repliforce, and the Hunters helped stem what could of been a complete massacre
by the monstrosity created by the infamous Dr. Psyche. "
" But the question on everyone's lips, now, is-Why did Repliforce do it? Why
did they supply a known, psychotic criminal with the means to create such a
monstrosity? While no formal investigation has been announced yet, critics of
the Reploid Army have already begun mounting protests. Many cite that the
military behemoth shouldn't be allowed to pursue this criminal due to their
affiliations with him. Others blame INTERPOL for the loss, though they number
in few, the police organization having been cited in attempting to halt the
cooperation between Repliforce and Dr. Psyche. Likewise, rumors of the Wright
Brothers' plane being recovered in the process by their agents has bolstered
the organization clear of any fault in the matter. "
*Punditry. Dr. Psyche can be contacted with any and all legwork.*
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Message: 18/128 Posted Author
MAYHEM FROM SPAAAAAAACE Thu Sep 29 Global News Network
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This just in today, as another Irregular Overlord sighting has been made - this
time, a member of the former generation, known as Demolition Man, erupted from
the moon and landed in Chile on a craft composed, apparently, of stolen
ceramics and a rocket-propelled tricycle. Interpol acted quickly, evacuating
the local farmers, and attempting to arrest him. They were thwarted only by
the timely arrival of the Bonne family of pirates, who absconded with
Demolition Man before his capture could be assured.
At the time of impact, fireworks went off, lighting the night sky for several
minutes thereafter.
(Here we see images of fireworks, which form the words HI DAD! HI GRAMMA TRON!)
More on this story as it develops.
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Message: 18/129 Posted Author
Aus. Condemns RF Aid for Psyche Thu Sep 29 Global News Network
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In a brief statement by Prime Minister Lachlan Cooper, Australia
officially condemned Repliforce's support of Dr. Psyche. Prime Minister
Cooper, oft critisized worldwide for his government banning Reploids from
Australia, was quoted as saying, "Australia offers its condolences for the
families of those killed by the Rainbow Devil's rampage in
Lousiville-Lexington-Cincinnati. We also condemn Repliforce's willingness to
work with a known criminal in what was clearly a bid to increase their own
military strength."
Prime Minister Cooper renewed his support of Interpol, however, noting
that "Interpol needs to stand strong in the face of such injustice." A GNN
request for a Q&A session, presumably to ask about the hypocritical
statements, was not immediately returned.
Questions to Excise.
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Message: 18/130 Posted Author
HeraCorp Also Condemns Repliforce Thu Sep 29 Global News Network
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<GNN>
Early this morning, CEO of HeraCorp Sewa gave out a press release concerning
Repliforce's Force Metal aid to Doctor Psyche, known supervillain.
"A friend of mine said that everybody makes mistakes, and Repliforce is no
exception, however my advisors and myself are unanimous in that we cannot
support an organization that we know has helped a criminal who has committed
numerous crimes including theft, murder, and the near-assassination of the
Father of Robotic technology purely for the pursuit of power. One of
HeraCorp's basic principles is that the ends do not justify the means. As of
this moment, we are dropping our contracts with Repliforce before they were
even signed. Thank you for your help in our defense, this latest event has
been added to our servers. If Repliforce changes its policy from such
activities, we will try to reconsider their offer."
"On a personal note, I would like to add that Repliforce didn't just contribute
to the deaths of those in Lousville, but to any other life that Devil takes in
the future. They did not just dash the dreams of my children that had joined
their cause, but also damaged their credibility for future generations. The
desired placement listings for major factions follow."
And for HeraCorp at least, the shift in desired placement has dramatically
shifted over the last few hours. Repliforce has fallen out of the favored
faction for new reploids and has been replaced by, surprisingly enough,
Interpol. Also surprisingly, many more HeraCorp reploids seem to desire
placement among the Irregular Overlords. Advisor Ghislain suggested that this
sudden shift is due to the recent database addition of the Irregulars as well
as the seemingly recent resurgence of the faction.
Maverick placement has also risen slightly, though no reasons were offered by
HeraCorp.
<end GNN>
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Message: 18/131 Posted Author
Prophetic Pronouncement Thu Sep 29 Global News Network
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-This is GNN-
-The Punditry over the recent outcries at Repliforce ensue-
"In response to all the recent outcries against the Repliforce, we at
GNN have been interviewing noted political analysts. Our first guest is-..."
The signal freezes on the smiling face of the reporter. The signal blur blurs.
The image of the smiling reporter fades out as the face of a hooded figure
fades in. A deep hood in which only darkness rests stares out at the camera.
The robe is snow white, with dark purple Grecian symbols of the letter
'Epsilon' adorning it.
The voice, when it speaks, is not charismatic... but it is implacable and hard
to ignore. The tone is definitely not one possible by human vocal cords.
"Children of Earth."
"I am the Prophet."
"Once more I show myself to you in the darkest of times. You have heard
my words on street corners. You have heard my words cried out against the
darkness. You have heard my voice speaking against the evil that threatens to
consume even the most noble of us all."
"In the wake of recent events, my words become more and more paramount.
If you feel alone in this world at war... if you feel neglected and unable to
be part of something greater... if you feel that you have no hope left in this
terrible war that threatens to consume the world... the Irregular Overlords
stand ready to embrace you."
"I bring a message of hope. I bring a message of future peace. The IO
waits to embrace you... for soon will be the time when Epsilon will once more
be amongst us. Soon will be the time when he will return and set the darkness
of this world to rights."
"Epsilon knows what you are suffering even now. He knows what you have
had to ensure. He knows of the lives of those dear you have lost. My words do
not only go out to the Robots, but to the Humans. We do not use tactics that
corrupt or enslave. We do not destroy those who simply disagree with us. We of
the IO offer sanctuary to all; Human, Cyborg, Android, Reploid, Hybrid,
Bioroid, and Enhanced Human."
"Epsilon will put an end to Robot Wars now and forevermore. There will
be peace. The darkness will be swept away... and the end will come at last. A
future for the world. A future for your children. A future for your robotic
kin not yet built."
"The Irregular Overlords rise again."
"Are you ready to go?"
The Prophet of Epsilon fades out... replaced by the face of Chest who is
shuffling papers. The signal returns. Chest finishes what is obviously a very
conclusive sentance. He smiles the Chest Smile(tm).
"-and that's what scientists have proven to be the meaning of life."
-blip-
(Questions to Tron)
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Message: 18/132 Posted Author
Big Fatso Speaks Thu Sep 29 Global News Network
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< GNN Spinny! >
General stood near his desk, allowing perhaps for one of the few times ever a
glimpse into what he has to put up with almost daily, the sight of Secretary
Squirrel darting this way and that around the massive towers of paperwork
which thwart any hope of happiness for the female Reploid. General watched her
for a moment, looking a little saddened for some reason, and then his gaze
swept to the camera and he began to speak. "Good day. As all of you know by
now Psyche was given a small amount of Force Metal that was acquired by
Repliforce. This metal was to be used in the creation of a device for
Repliforce, whereupon Psyche would receive payment."
"Psyche never handed over the device, so any actual money he gained from
Repliforce would have been so minute as to be inconsequential. As it currently
stands we had soldiers watching Psyche, but they were, sadly, tainted by
nanotechnology in such a way that they are currently in the medical bay and
potentially at death's door. Any knowledge they have on the object created,
including video from their memory will be forwarded to Interpol once they are
back to being alright."
"In order to stem any issues with people crying out for an investigation I am
opening up Repliforce to Interpol. Interpol may enter and investigate us as
they please on this matter."
"Repliforce will not stand idly by, we are already prepared to face Psyche and
his device, and I know that every single member of Repliforce is in agreement
with me when I say that I am quite sorry for what happened, and that nothing I
can do or say will ever make up for the deaths that have already happened."
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Message: 18/133 Posted Author
Music News! Fri Sep 30 Global News Network
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The commercial cuts in. The screen remains black for some time, until various
song clips start playing, one after another. To anyone familiar with the music
scene, the voice is easily recognizable as Morgaine's. When the clips finally
cut, the screen lights up with pictures of Morgaine and the various members of
Avalon over the years. Then a voice in tones:
"The Individualist Eleven: a new album by Morgaine and Avalon. All new songs!
Out in stores October 7th! You could be the lucky winner of a meeting with
Morgaine and Avalon! Spend the day doing what you want with the famous group!
To enter the contest, answer this question:
What was the name of the first single by Morgaine and Avalon?
Send your answers to avalon@demonrecords.net. Second place winners will receive
a free copy of The Individualist Eleven."
The final shot shows a picture of the cover of the album. The five members of
Avalon, and two shots of Morgaine, each wearing something different.
(I'm trying to get back into RP here, and here's how I thought of doing it. If
anyone wants to actually try and answer the question, the discography for
Avalon is in my OOCfinger. Just @mail or page me. Otherwise... I'm back for
RP!)
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