The irrelevant Global frequency chatter that was happening after Sigma appeared at Cape Wily. Here so that it can be online at all, but not cluttering up my log. =o

[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "On a completely different note: How is Mexico's reunification proceeding, President?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Wire Sponge mocking Elpizo, "Stupidly."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Yes, well. We are aware of your opinion. Thank you for sharing."
[Radio: (E) Global] President Elpizo muses, "It progresses about as well as can be expected. Mainly it's a matter of logistics."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Mm. I had a question for you - the little girl who was with you when you confronted the Mexican senators - a ward of yours?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Wire Sponge mimics that entire sentance, "And we're humans, and thus we are stupid."
[Radio: (E) Global] Job transmits, "The new virus is really rotting out the Mav's logic circuits"
[Radio: (E) Global] Blues transmits, "Hmm. I don't suppose -you'd- repair a busted up individual, would you?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Sigma transmits, "Doctor Doppler Will."
[Radio: (E) Global] President Elpizo transmits, "Hmm. she is Dr. Ciel's adopted daughter to be precise. But there are times that I feel as if she is a child of mine as well. We have a great deal in common."
[Radio: (E) Global] Wire Sponge transmits, "Elaborate 'busted up'?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Ah. Then perhaps you can answer my question: Her cybernetics - given that she's growing, do they need replacement? Or has Ciel resolved that issue?"
[Radio: (E) Global] President Elpizo transmits, "Unfotunately she has to undergo reconstructive surgery as she grows."
[Radio: (E) Global] Job transmits, "... The poor kid...."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "...Hm. A pity I am in prison then. Tell me, what do you know of Director Vorliakal's daughter?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "Shut up Xiang."
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "You don't talk about the kid."
[Radio: (E) Global] President Elpizo transmits, "She continues on in spite of this. Which I respect greatly. ... Hmm. I can't say that I know much about her."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Why? I was the one who healed Melissa, and who led her to a real father. Mmm. Vorliakal's daugher is a child I... found. She required extensive cybneretic medical treatment. But I have... resolved the growth issue."
[Radio: (E) Global] Gemini Man transmits, "Melissa was a dumb little girl. Did she DIE yet?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "Doctor. Just don't. It's a private issue."
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "It doesn't belong here."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Perhaps not, but the techniques that could remove the pain from another child's life /do/ belong here."
[Radio: (E) Global] President Elpizo transmits, "Rash construct. You do not insult children."
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "...Now I realize how stupid the people on this channel can be."
[Radio: (E) Global] Gyro Man sarcastically, "Just now?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "The fact that people are talking about some girl, instead of the fact Sigma has a BUSTER user at his command."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "I am a man sentenced to die, Glaive. What do I care about your problems?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Whoopidy friggin' do. The Maverick Hunters have one too, and you don't see anyone making a big deal about that."
[Radio: (E) Global] Wire Sponge transmits, "I'll levae you pansy humans and human lovers to your bickering."
[Radio: (E) Global] Wire Sponge desynchs.
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "Then die Xiang, or shut up. I don't care which, As for you Raptor, you really do not get it do you?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Sigma gives a final, horrible cackle -- and clicks out.
[Radio: (E) Global] President Elpizo transmits, "I am hardly a spokesman for the child's welfare."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "I think it's more along the lines of I really don't care any more. What's there to care about? I'm a civilian now, remember?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "Then do like Xiang. I don't care. If you wana sit around and be apathetic to the state of the world, then SHUT UP."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "No."
[Radio: (E) Global] Skull Man sounds amused. "You give him a radio.. why?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "They don't. I have one imbedded in my cybernetics, and after several attempts to lock me out, they decided to allow me this... outlet."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Hey, this is a global radio frequency. If you don't like it, turn it off. You don't have any authority over who says what on the radio here."
[Radio: (E) Global] Skull Man transmits, "From the sound of, Mr. Xiang has no rights, according to most jurisdictional laws."
[Radio: (E) Global] Skull Man transmits, "I could be wrong.. mm."
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "It's complicated."
[Radio: (E) Global] Skull Man transmits, "I'm sure."
[Radio: (E) Global] Skull Man transmits, "Sure this isn't you guys grabbing your ass when trying to do the right thing?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "I have been accorded a few rights by the Director of Interpol. But yes. My status is... ambiguous."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Ahh. UN justice. Gotta love it."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "But I am charged with a number of crimes. Principly murder, and the torture of both humans and Reploids."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "I imagine that once the current chaos is over, I will eventually face a firing squad."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "So that means...What? They'll let you off with a warning or so?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "No, I expect to be shot."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "You should vote for the electric chair if they give you a choice."
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "Barrage, sugar."
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox transmits, "Shut up."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Not with my Cybernetics, actually. Being shot will probably be far less painful."
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "I have to agree with Ebony for once."
[Radio: (E) Global] Number Man transmits, "We interrupt show jumping to bring you a news flash. The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Fine, fine. Subject change. What is that guy on?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Number Man transmits, "Nothing. Minor computer glitch." Godzilla roar in background. "DOWN! DOWN! BACK IN THE CASTLE!"
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "He's number he is an idiot."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Ah. A Robot Master. That makes a lot more sense, then."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "I see why you stick to the radio, Glaive, and choose to remain out of cyberspace."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Wouldn't care to have any more exploded consoles."
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "#&*$ you Xiang."
[Radio: (E) Global] Ebony Fox chuckles.
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Thank you, but no. You'll have to hire someone to do that for you."
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "...Be glad there is the UN has you."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Threats? How original."
[Radio: (E) Global] Glaive transmits, "*OOC Be glad the UN has you."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "This is usually the part where you shut up so you don't make things worse for yourself."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Who? Glaive, or myself?"
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "Glaive. I mean, I used to get baited by the Robot Masters on this frequency all the time, until I learned when to shut up and just let them ramble."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Mmm. Sound advice. A few of them are worth talking to. As are a few of the Mavericks. But, by and large..."
[Radio: (E) Global] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Astounding. He listened."
[Radio: (E) Global] Barrage Raptor transmits, "That's rare. Nobody listens to me."

<O-Master> Cut Man says, "OKAY GUYS"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Do I crash in Tibet, the Great China Wall, or somewhere totaly different while squishing an unknown, random alien or annoying person?"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "I TAKE VOTES"
<O-Master> Pharaoh Man says, "Latter."
<O-Master> Leo thinks. Hm. "How about the Luxor pyramid in Vegas?"
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "You could crash on the Great Wall of China, while squishing some unknown random and annoying alien touring there."
<O-Master> Mister Master Mystic Crystal Man says, "Heh."
<O-Master> Pharaoh Man poofs.
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Luxor Pyramid in Vegas?"
<O-Master> Shadow Man says, "Did we ever do that big fight with the Mavericks?"
<O-Master> Leo says, "Yeah. It's a big, black pyramid that shoots a laser out of the top you can see from space."
<O-Master> Metal Man says, "Job's scrap yard"
<O-Master> Metal Man says, "Land on Job :D"
<O-Master> Mister Master Mystic Crystal Man says, "No, and I think it's out the window now."
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse laughs. I like that idea.
<O-Master> Shadow Man totally predicted that one.
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Bass' got infected by the Sigma Virus."
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "He played too much with Siggy."
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Land on Job."
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Oh wait!"
<O-Master> The Real Slim Shade Man says, "Cheeky Monkey."
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Land on BASS, and knock the virus out of him!"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Nah."
<O-Master> Force Commander! Enker says, "My first act as Force Commander is to rename the Femmes to 'Enker's Harem'"
<O-Master> Mister Master Mystic Crystal Man says, "Land on Sigma and somehow make him stronger! Stupid twink."
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Two for alien, one for the Luxor Piramide..."
<O-Master> Force Commander! Enker says, "Their armor will be upgraded to 'Chainbail Bikini'"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Any more votes? :D"
<O-Master> Guts Man thinks we should have King and Enker battle it out now that Bass is gone.
<O-Master> Force Commander! Enker says, "No."
<O-Master> Force Commander! Enker says, "I am in charge. Deal with it."
<O-Master> Leo says, "Fight! Fight! Fig--aww."
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Three!"
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Whats the story with Serenade?"
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Did she and Proto Man elope?"
<O-Master> Guts Man says, "Yes! King is our chosen one! Wily built him so!"
<O-Master> Serenade got owned and evaced by Blues, and is currently trying to kill Roll and Jazz by thought waves.
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Hey Leo."
<O-Master> Metal Man says, "Beta Squadron forms Betanator the most powerful robot we should rule!"

[Radio: (B) Secure] Enker transmits, "Where is Treble? Was he taken with Bass?"
[Radio: (B) Secure] Treble's signal is located back in Bass' tower.
[Radio: (B) Secure] Enker transmits, "If possible, lock down Bass's tower. We do /not/ want him to get Treble."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Serenade mutters, venemously, "swear to god I'll kill you I'll rip off your head and take your goddamn buster you little nasty piece of"
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Eta CO Shade Man transmits, "Oooooooooooh, Anger."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Enker transmits, "Now, now. Break Man is useful."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Serenade transmits, "Grump," yes, just like that.
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmit more screaming. A very distinct squishing. More breaking, breaking...screeeeeeeeeeeeeech. Stop. Silence. Then... "...ow."

<O-Master> Cut Man silences the faction!

[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Eta CO Shade Man transmits, "The hell?"

<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Oh my gosh. I am utterly shocked, Cut Man."
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse thought you'd make a fat mime the target.
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "The bum was a fat mime who got kicked."
<O-Master> Ditz Pinkmouse says, "Oh."

<Global News Network> "This just in. According to our informants located in the Las Vegas area a loud noise was just heard, and it appears that something crash landed. It is uncertain as to what exactly happened beyond that, so please stay tuned for future information.

[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "...I'm fine, thanks for asking. Just...uh. I don't think the shuttle is. Completly."

<O-Master> Cut Man eyes Sere. What's that about the mafia anyway?
<O-Master> Shadow Man also eyes Sera. "Whatcha doin' in Hunter HQ? Is there pizza? If so, I'm totally coming."
<O-Master> Shadow Man says, "Er, Sere. Bah."
<O-Master> Metal Man says, "night"
Metal Man has disconnected.
<O-Master> Saint Gemma says, "Oh, god, more name confusion."
<O-Master> Saint Gemma says, "Sera, Sarah, Sere, Sewa"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Gemmy!"
<O-Master> Shadow Man says, "And Sera is also Serwa JUST TO CONFUSE YOU"

[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Serenade grouses, "She's going to disable my weapons, too. /Great/."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "Don't resist."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "They put an limiter on me when I was there, too."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "*BANG.* D($?"/(. *BANG* .... Nerrrrrrrrrg! *CRASH! Thud, tumptump!* I...STILL...FUNCTION! TOLD YOU, WORLD! FATE! YOU WONT KILL ME THAT EASIL-- *KLANG! That sounded like the rear door of the skull shuttle...landing back on Cut Man. Right after he kicked it off."

<O-Master> Metal Man says, "you rock as cutter"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Yes. I apparently silenced everyone again!"
<O-Master> Cut Man must be that good.

(New BB message (18/186) posted to 'IC News' by Global News Network: Luxor Pyramid Destroyed!)
================================== IC News ===================================
Message: 18/186                    Posted        Author
Luxor Pyramid Destroyed!           Thu Jul 01    Global News Network

 Shortly after the incident in Central Africa where Bass of the Robot Masters 
was captured by Sigma, leader of the Mavericks, information was given that an 
as of yet unidentified object was seen hurtling through the sky toward Las 
Vegas. As the reporters were starting to arrive on the scene the object was 
quickly noticed, and identified to be the Skull Shuttle. However, the exact 
status of the Skull Shuttle at that time was completely uncertain, but the 
common consensus was that it had been damaged greatly by something. 
 As the flying object crashed into the Luxor Pyramid located in Las Vegas. 
Instantly the laser that is easily seen up in outer space was cut off, and the 
overall damage done to the surrounding area was minimal. Currently only a 
single casualty is known to have occured, and police are busy attempting to 
identify who exactly the man was. So far it is believed he was homeless, 
although it will probably take at least a few more days to really know for 
 Cut Man, a powerful Robot Master managed to escape death yet again and give a 
single comment to the reporters at the scene. "I hate death traps."
(New BB message (15/91) posted to 'Robot Master' by Cut Man: Skull Shuttle Damaged)
================================ Robot Master ================================
Message: 15/91                     Posted        Author
Skull Shuttle Damaged              Thu Jul 01    Cut Man
*Bwip! No spinny, kinda in-a-hurry post. Cut Man is on the screen, his armor 
caved in many places.* 
 "Yo. I'll be brief. I came over to Cape Wily to evac peps out piloting the 
Skull Shuttle. Controls failed me just when I was about when I wanted to 
return, but I din't noticed before the damn thing started to nose diving 
toward the exploding Cape Wily. Dunno if Ra made it out, but I flew half-way 
accross the world and landed...well, in the Luxor Pyramid. In Las Vegas. The 
thing that emited the large laser into space. I managed to get the shuttle 
back and all. It's still fine considering it's recived a few tons worth of 
explosives and crashed half way accross the planet. A few days and it should 
be fine. Cut Man out." 
 *Booop! Gone.*

============================== Daily Spotlight! ==============================
Message: 27/14 (timeout warning)   Posted        Author
Poor Cutman                        Thu Jul 01    Reporto
 Las Vegas. Late night. Everything is dark. Not that it's change in this city 
-- streets are still bright and shiny, almost blindingly so. Despite the 
advance of the Sigma Virus, the city of gambling and fun(?) is still perfectly 
awake. All. Day. Long. 
 But today, our attention is on one of the oldest attraction in this city: The 
Luxor Pyramid. Black, rather intimidating, the old monument dating back to the 
20th century is still emmiting an large laser that can be easily seen into 
space. Of course, it's no longer the original Pyramid anymore -- but it's 
still an attraction. 
 Enter Cut Man. 
 ...Who does not really enter. Instead, coming from the east, an heap of a ship 
is rocketing foward Vegas, like it was...blown away from somewhere. 
 Guess where is heading? Who will stop it!? 
 And...more importantly... 
Yes, what a tragedy it would be! 
 And there is no one around to stop the heaped Skull Shuttle from cannonballing 
into the pyramid! It's nears more...and more...and more...But, evantualy... 
 It's crash dead into it. 
 The impact is not as terrible as one would have excepted it to be : the ship 
simple break trough the outer structure of the monument, continue it's route 
inside, nearly squishing anyone on his path and...evantualy. 
 Damages? Rather heavy, but the pyramid still standing. 
 Causalities? None. Except for that 76 years old hobo that was standing outside 
and recived the shuttle dead on. 
There is some movement coming from inside the shuttle -- sure, the craft look 
damaged but...with some repairs, it's could STILL fly! But that's dosent 
 What seems to be left of the rear 'door' of the shuttle, massivly damaged but 
still shut, seems to start shaking. And banging. *BANG* Silence. Muffled curse. 
*BANG* again. Finaly... *CRASH!* the door burst open, flying upward! Then, 
immediatedly after, a bruised Cut Man, who's cutters are bent rather a rather 
unhealthy way burst out! 
 His first word to the press! 
 The door falls on him. 
 Poor Cut Man.
<O-Master> Cut Man dust hands off. There. Done the comical reversment of all the angst and seriousness tonight's Bass blasting caused.

(A while later..)

<O-Master> Cut Man says, "elec! Elec!"
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "I crashed and caused the death of a fat ex-mime hobo!"
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "Ow."
<Public> Master of Sai--I mean, Wily-Fu, Cut Man says, "Quiet night."
<Public> Gyro Man is sorta braindead after the scene.
<O-Master> Serenade preens herself.
<O-Master> Not a sandwich, Gyro Man perches on Sere. 6.6
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Poor Serenade. Suffering soviet gear invasion!"
<O-Master> Serenade says, "Well, I'm just glad I seem to be doing well with the character."
<O-Master> Not a sandwich, Gyro Man grins. :)
<O-Master> Saint Gemma says, "Ironically you're probably the best one there's been."
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Cool."
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "Your a temp or you were the way?"
<O-Master> Serenade says, "Well, I think the ninja secret is that while she is not neccessarily one dimensional, she is /not/ a hugely deep character."
<O-Master> Serenade says, "That's a seeee-cret. I think."
<O-Master> Cut Man says, "When it's a secret, it's always a temp."
<O-Master> Serenade says, "OOPS LOOK OUT FOR THAT INCINERATOR *shove*"
<O-Master> Cut Man :O
<O-Master> Cut Man :(
<O-Master> Shadow Man mms, Cut Man flambe, my favorite.

(New BB message (15/92) posted to 'Robot Master' by Serenade: Serenade Report)
================================ Robot Master ================================
Message: 15/92                     Posted        Author
Serenade Report                    Thu Jul 01    Serenade
(Text only, although there is a little blue-with-pink-outline 'S' at the top.)
        Sweet Constance, what a screw up.
        Upon hearing the intrusion report, I immediately teleported to Wily 
World, which was the nearest personnel transporter to the launch site. I took 
off and flew the remaining distance, and attacked Signas upon sighting him. 
He raised his forcefield and then attempted to use some sort of 'surrounding 
you with a thousand knives' technique, which I was able to defeat easily.
        He then used a gravity ball thing on me, which I was unable to dodge, 
and which broke me pretty badly. I was unable to maneuver and he tossed me 
into a walkway. At around this point, Sigma revealed himself and began to wail 
on Bass.
        Several joes recovered me, and I and the trio were intercepted by 
Proto. He was a jerk, but apparently I was able to bat my eyelashes /just/ 
right, because he teleported me back to their silly little tropical base. Roll 
did some field repairs and I was then returned into a shopping mall in 
Neo-Tokyo, and I then walked back to the Monument.
        I don't feel any major changes, although my spine feels kind of poorly 
lubricated. I fully expect I have had remote sensor packages put in me 
somehow, and would appreciate a full scan when neccessary.
        Signas and Proto seemed to agree with the assessment I had of the 
situation, which is, we don't seem to be doing so great against Big Sigma. I 
would suggest not antagonizing the Maverick Hunters, at least not more than 
can be avoided, as long as they don't try to blow up our frigging rocket bases 
any more.
        Proto has also promised me some of Roll's pie come tomorrow. If he 
provides this, I will share half the slice with a deserving squaddie. If he 
does not, I suggest that someone beat his kneecaps in.

(Another blue-with-pink-border S.)
~ Vae Victus
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "They let you go already?"
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Serenade transmits, "I think Blues had an attack of not-being-a-jerk."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "They kept me in there for two days. Did they put a limiter in you?"
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Serenade transmits, "I think Roll turned my guns off, but I left before, you know."
[Radio: (A) Master Chat] Cut Man transmits, "Right."

>And with that, I decided I was too braindead to stay any longer, and disconnected. :D

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