Yes! War Stories are back!!!
	Number of times declared ended: 3
		Forum: War Tavern
			Thread No. 000002

1. RockyRaccoon -- Dec 16, 1998 -- 4:58 PM
Once more people flock here, the tale of RockyRaccoon *will* continue!

Be prepared!

- RockyRaccoon signing off...

"Stuff Is Good!" 

2. Bluez -- Dec 17 -- 9:37 AM
Woo hoo! I have long been suffering from Role Playing deprivation. Now I feel much better.

-Bluez

3. ACTION HANK -- Dec 17 -- 9:58 AM
Role Playing, Mmmmmmh...
It's one heck of a great word..
Now if you excuse me, i'm off to play Cyber Punk...

ACTION HANK 
the Solo 

4. DethMan -- Dec 17 -- 11:53 AM
The destinct clank of titanium steel armor sounded throughout in the empty war tavern.

There was a lone inhabitant however-- Bluez.

Long famed war tavern bar tender of this once-famous place, he still came here often.

The table he sat at was lit darkly by a small candle. He looked up-- into a face he thought he would never see again:

DethMan.

DethMan smiled-- it looked more like a nasty snarl with his slightly disfigured-scarred face, but it was obvious to Bluez that he was smiling.

Then DethMan outright grinned, and said in a booming voice,

"It's back."

Subtly flicking the lights on with a remote control, he revealed the quiet crowd surrounding the tavern.

"Up to serving some drinks old buddy?"

5. Bluez -- Dec 17 -- 1:59 PM
Yes, sir, captainlieutenantgeneralsargeantadmiralcommander, sir!

-Bluez 

6. Bluez -- Dec 17 -- 2:00 PM
Hmm... My greater than and less than signs disappeared... it originally said 'Bluez bolts up and salutes'.

I wonder if I can get it to work this way:

/

-Bluez 

7. Bluez -- Dec 17 -- 2:05 PM
Obviously not. Hey, is there a way we could edit our posts, or is that only with the registered UBB?

*Bluez hops to behind the bar and awaits anyone not too timid to stand up and order something right after Dethman has spoken*

-Bluez 

8. DethMan -- Dec 17 -- 3:49 PM
Nope... JC's board doesn't have that either.
If we joined up, we could split the cost and get it; no doubt :) Ah, #)*$, even if we didn't join up, we could still get it -Grin-

DethMan walks up to Bluez...
"Gimme a Rigelion SynthAle Carrot Beer-- with extra juice!" :-)

- DethMan 

9. Admael The Follower -- Dec 17 -- 5:34 PM
"Hey, how do ya like the way I did this place up?" shouted a rabbit from behind in the kitchen. As the figure came out, it waved at Dethman. It pointed to the wall.

"I can't seem to figure out who that Letaer Dal guy is. Hank can show you where it is, it's really odd. Bluez, we're almost out of carrot juices, we never restocked. I guess since you're here now ya don't need me..." it babbled on.

"Hi ho Dethman! Almost forgot to turn on the lights, all this commotion. Hey, it's great to be back..." and it's voice disappeared into the shadows of the War Tavern.

~Admael 

10. Admael The Follower -- Dec 17 -- 5:34 PM
"Hey, how do ya like the way I did this place up?" shouted a rabbit from behind in the kitchen. As the figure came out, it waved at Dethman. It pointed to the wall.

"I can't seem to figure out who that Letaer Dal guy is. Hank can show you where it is, it's really odd. Bluez, we're almost out of carrot juices, we never restocked. I guess since you're here now ya don't need me..." it babbled on.

"Hi ho Dethman! Almost forgot to turn on the lights, all this commotion. Hey, it's great to be back..." and it's voice disappeared into the shadows of the War Tavern.

~Admael 

11. Cheeze -- Dec 17 -- 9:59 PM
The rabbit came out of the depths of the WarTavern. FLICK!

"OOh, there are the light, Ahh, that looks better."

Then breezed in another rabbit. He wore a hat that covered his eyes. It was an ordinary brown hat. But this was no ordanary rabbit. He knew his food.

"Gimme a carrot beer. And a side of cheese." He said to the kitchen rabbit.

They all gasped. The mysterious rabbit lifted his hat over his eyes. They then knew the rabbit.

"Cheeze!" Rocky shouted with glee. "Your here!"

"Sure am. I"m here. We're all here. The great story writters are united. United at the Renewed WarTavern," Cheeze said with feeling and pride.
"Now, let the stories begin!!!!"

"YIPPEE!!!!!" shouted Hank.

"WooHoo!!" Yelled the waiter-rabbit.

"Stuffness!!!" Screamed Rocky.

"Yes, let the stories begin." said DethMan.

-Cheeze 

12. Bluez -- Dec 18 -- 9:53 AM
*Bluez pokes his head out from the back with two drinks and a plate of cheese in his paws*.

One Rigelion synth-ale carrot beer with extra juice for the tin man... *Places the drink on the bar in front of Dethman*, and one carrot beer with... *Bluez looks at the order ticket again* I recognize this order... With a side of 'Cheeze'. *puts the order down in front of Cheeze*

As for you, Admael, who else can poison my drinks as well as you? *Bluez turns around from talking to Admael to find everyone looking at their drinks in disgust* Oh... heh. Just kidding.

-Bluez 

13. Admael The Follower -- Dec 18 -- 4:42 PM
"Well, yas see, I'm rather busy an all... can't really stay... just kept it up while ya'll were gone..." she said, fumbling over her words.

"I really'd better leave... this blasted cloak... needs fixing," and she was off like a rocket.

~Admael
"WHOO HOO!!!! What's this thingie? Profile signature? COOL!"

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14. Lil Wabbit -- Dec 18 -- 8:01 PM
While everyone was busy talking, a figure melted out of the shadow, wrapped in a dark cloak it walked slowy toward the bar. The clamor stopped and rabbit's turned to look at the rabbit. They were staring for this rabbit had pure white fur and the only rabbit with pure white fur was the legandary noogy. As the rabbit reached the bar it shook off it's cloak and ordered a drink. After he took a glup he said "I guess your all wondering who i am to have the fur of the lagendary noogy eh?" Well i'm no legend and not many know me but i've been around for queit awhile. As to looking like noogy you'll notice my gun and head band is not white. And to my knowledge his are. He also has alot more battle scars. My story goes back awhile ago, before many of you were here.. 

My first War Story, should i continue or not? 

[This message has been edited by Lil Wabbit (edited December 18, 1998).] 

15. Turtleslayer -- Dec 18 -- 8:30 PM
A deep blue rabbit skipped into the war tavern. "Yay! It's back!!!" The rabbit grinned foolishly, ordered a bowl of carrot soup, V8 juice, and some fresh carrots. He took a seat. "Now that I've given up battling y'all for awhile, think I'll sit back in the War Tavern and practice me story telling skills. Won't interfere with my studies at The Royal Carrotus Academy!" He grinned again and leaned back in his chair to listen to the Warstories.

-TurtleslayeR

16. Cheeze -- Dec 18 -- 10:30 PM
Then Admael went to drop off her cloak to the neighborhood tailor. Then see came back and breezed through the door with her favorite sweater.

"I see....so THAT'S the sweater i heard of," said Cheeze.

"Sure is, now i gotta start back at the bar," Replied Admael.

Admael then ordered some drinks, and fixed up those other drinks that were, well not as good as the rest ;)

"Ahhh, so HERE'S my carrot beer. Now it tastes like something," said Cheeze with a grin.

Bluez then suddenly poped out of nowhere and said, "Hey, I made that drink, I couldn't risk having you have one of Admael's drinks."

"Hey!" shouted Admael.

"Oh, heh.....just kidding," Bluez studdered.

"ok, guys, settle that somewhere else, let's listen to TurtleSlayeR's stories...." said Cheeze as he put up his rabbit feet and started to lounge.

-Cheeze (eR) 

17. Bluez -- Dec 18 -- 11:03 PM
*Bluez, annoyed with himself for telling basically the same joke twice, glares daggers at Cheeze for insulting his ability to make a drink.*

Lil Wabbit is up, first.

Hmm... Technically, Rocky Raccoon is up first.

*Something snaps in Bluez's head* Ow. Hey, Turtle Slayer has the same color fur as me...

-Bluez 

18. Jonsten UOI -- Dec 19 -- 1:35 AM
Then Jonsten UOI knocks the door off the bar like...like..errrrr ummmmm a bunnie and ordered the bartender a bear then the bartender wondered
"Hmmmmm....does he mean beer?""Escuse me sir but do you mean beer?"the bartender asked Jonsten UOI "No I said bear B.A.R.E.!!!!!"Jonsten snaped at the bartender "Oh ahhh I get it you want a bare beer?Right?"Can't you get it right I said Bear!!!You must not know how to spell!!!Jonsten UOI yelled so loud that he felt his lungs shivering...Jonsten UOI yelled at Jonsten UOI "Hey not shivering!!!My lungs aren't cold!!!Their Poping!""What the heck!!!why I'm I yelling at myself!!!??"Jonsten UOI yelled at well he yelled at himself "Uh oh when was the last time I went to the docter???I need to fix these lungs" Jonsten UOI said."Oh sorry bout' that bartender,I admit I have pretty bad spelling myself"Jonsten UOI said to the bartender."What I really wanted was a "B.E.A.R"Jonsten UOI continued "A bear is a drink I invented a liquidfier to make animals into liquid"."Nifty invention you got there,but I don't have a thing what you call a liquidfier,sorry"The bartender said back."This is OUTRAGOUS!!!!!!I guess I'll have to hunt a bear down myself" Jonsten UOI said as he was walking out of the bar with a broken door,I wonder why.And Jonsten UOI walked off as he was pretending like he was Shone Connery or sombody.The End. 

19. Cheeze -- Dec 19 -- 10:14 PM
Cheeze makes a mad dash away from sight of Bluez.

"Whew...i hate when we gives me those glares," said Cheeze with a quick breath of air.

-Cheeze 

20. Cheeze -- Dec 19 -- 10:14 PM
Cheeze makes a mad dash away from sight of Bluez.

"Whew...i hate when we gives me those glares," said Cheeze with a quick breath of air.

-Cheeze 

21. Lil Wabbit -- Dec 20 -- 1:07 AM
Hmm.. I think i might have a different intro. I'll just relax and enjoy everyone else's for now :).

22. Bluez -- Dec 20 -- 10:52 AM
*The doors being broken so often from rabbits making flashy intros, Dethman had previously bought a door fixing machine to solve this problem.
Unfortunately, the door repair machine was only interested in fixing the vending machine...*

Hmm...

*The jukebox plays some romantic music, and the two machines start slow-dancing. The lights dim, and a spotlight shines down on them as well as Cheeze and a female Swiss Cheeze-Bunny.*

-Bluez 

23. Turtleslayer -- Dec 20 -- 2:59 PM
Hehe :)

But that's a pretty good opening, Lil Rabbit. 

24. Bluez -- Dec 21 -- 9:58 PM
I'm guessing I left most of you speechless.

-Bluez 

25. Cheeze -- Dec 26 -- 12:32 PM
Ooooh, speechless, that's right ;)

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-Cheeze (eR) 

26. MErlin -- Jan 07, 1999 -- 3:27 PM
Well, I'm not making MY dramatic entrance until the doors are fixed! 

27. Bluez -- Jan 07 -- 4:33 PM
*A sorceress grabs Merlin by the arms and starts dancing with him*.

-Bluez 

28. Xounmis -- Jan 07 -- 7:48 PM
Just then a dark blue rabbit opened the door and came in. He had a different color chest, gun, and boots and he looked like a sweating ball of cotton. "Uh, hot glass of carrot juice please," says the rabbit.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you really look like you need a cold one now," said Bluez
"NO! I SAID HOT!" screamed the rabbit.
"Yes, sir," said Bluez.
"Right away, sir," said Admael.
"Oh no you don't, Admael," said Bluez. They both got to the blue rabbit at the same time with a steaming hot glass of carrot juice in them.
Admael pushes Bluez on the floor, who spills the hot carrot juice on the right side of his face.
"I'm going to be permenantly scared for that, you #^@^$*!
"Here you are, sir," said Admael.
"Please, call me Xounmis," said the blue rabbit,"Oh and by the way, how do u like how I fixed that door?" 
"Oh you did that?" asked Admael.
"Sure, why else would I be flowing with electricity?"
*No wonder he lookes like a hair ball* thought Bluez.
Slowly, Xounmis took a drink....... :D

29. Bluez -- Jan 07 -- 8:17 PM
Bluez thinks about all the stuff he originally wouldn't have done, such as suggest a different drink, or rush to get a drink, or even fall over for that matter (My human form was at work, he slipped on some water while carrying three big buckets of cheese, and he was still standing, buckets in hands. he he ha ha, I am so dextrous).

Then Bluez thinks about getting Xounmis a dancing partner. Zeta Bunny walks in and winks at Xounmis...

-Bluez 

30. Cheeze -- Jan 07 -- 8:26 PM
"Well lookey here, i guess we all got partners." said Cheeze to MErlin, having to put his head over the Swiss-Bunny's shoulders.

"Oh, how sweet you want to put your haed on my shoulders...." said Swissy.

"Oh, no, look what i've done now," said Cheeze while resting his head on Swissy's shoulders.

Bluex than realizes Rocky nor Admeal have parters. "Hmm... do i pair them both up, or get other people?" He thought to himself...

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 

Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

31. Cheeze -- Jan 07 -- 8:27 PM
"Well lookey here, i guess we all got partners." said Cheeze to MErlin, having to put his head over the Swiss-Bunny's shoulders.

"Oh, how sweet you want to put your haed on my shoulders...." said Swissy.

"Oh, no, look what i've done now," said Cheeze while resting his head on Swissy's shoulders.

Bluex than realizes Rocky nor Admeal have parters. "Hmm... do i pair them both up, or get other people?" He thought to himself...

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 

Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

32. Cheeze -- Jan 07 -- 8:27 PM
"Well lookey here, i guess we all got partners." said Cheeze to MErlin, having to put his head over the Swiss-Bunny's shoulders.

"Oh, how sweet you want to put your haed on my shoulders...." said Swissy.

"Oh, no, look what i've done now," said Cheeze while resting his head on Swissy's shoulders.

Bluex than realizes Rocky nor Admeal have parters. "Hmm... do i pair them both up, or get other people?" He thought to himself...

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 

Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

33. Cheeze -- Jan 07 -- 8:27 PM
"Well lookey here, i guess we all got partners." said Cheeze to MErlin, having to put his head over the Swiss-Bunny's shoulders.

"Oh, how sweet you want to put your haed on my shoulders...." said Swissy.

"Oh, no, look what i've done now," said Cheeze while resting his head on Swissy's shoulders.

Bluex than realizes Rocky nor Admeal have parters. "Hmm... do i pair them both up, or get other people?" He thought to himself...

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 

Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

34. Bluez -- Jan 07 -- 8:57 PM
At that, Dethwoman, RockyRoad, and Mrs. PacMan walk in.

"D'oh! Where's Admaels dancing partner?" Bluez questions the new-comers.

Mrs. Pacman shrugs and begins dancing with Pacman.

"Hmm...," Bluez thinks aloud,"Hey! We have to tend the bar, anyway... Good thinking, you guys. You're smarter than you look."

Mrs. Pacman shrugs, still dancing.

The Juke box changes its tune to the Jazz theme song.

-Bluez 

35. Lil Wabbit -- Jan 07 -- 10:13 PM
Hmm.. we got a picky one here eh? Lemme see.. FATE walks over to the doors and superglues them back together. Welcome back MErlin  :)

36. Photek -- Jan 08 -- 9:14 AM
Apparently, FATE's hand slipped and the doors became glued together.

Photek pounds on the stubborn door. "Why won't the door open....lousy good-for-nothin door," he mumbled. He heard others struggling to pull the sealed door open. "Now I won't be able to make a flashy entrance," he shouted. 

As the people in the tavern were still tugging with all their might, Photek ambled off in another direction toward...The Penny Arcade. "Alright, more Space Invaders!" he cried with excitement.

Meanwhile, the occupants of the Tavern shouted for help...

"What're you lookin at me for? I can't do anything......besides.....I gotta beat this boss!" Photek said to the camera.

---Photek---

[This message has been edited by Photek (edited January 08, 1999).] 

37. ACTION HANK -- Jan 08 -- 12:14 PM
"...And i'm still looking for the Karaoke place." said Hank sadly...

"Oh well. Hey Bluez!! I'll have a Big Mac with fries and Banana Juice!"

ACTION HANK "the duck" 

38. Bluez -- Jan 08 -- 4:41 PM
Here ye go, Action Hank. Straight from McWorld. (Had to say that). And the banana juice is staight from Rain Forus, of course...

*Gloria the duck walks in and orders a Big Mac with a banana juice*.

*Faith walks in and she orders "the cute lil wabbit over there."*

"Umm...",Bluez started,"He's not for sale under-- sure, you can have him for free.

*She jumps on Lil Wabbit and starts flailing him around (I think it's called dancing, but I'm not sure)*.

*A Scottsman walks in and offers to dance with Dark Moo Goo, who accepts (don't ask me why)*.

*And lastly a female bunny by the name of Phota walks in and immediately rushes to the penny arcade to beat Photek's high score at Space Invaders.*

This is hard work, you guys...

-Bluez 

39. Photek -- Jan 08 -- 5:21 PM
After two hours in the dim arcade, Photek relents.

"Gah, this is boring now; all that Street Fighter is giving me a headache," said an exhausted Photek. "I'm going to open that dern Tavern door." He whips out a blaster and runs to the tavern.

Just as Photek arrived, the tavern doors collasped in front of him. About a dozen huffing and puffing rabbits stood behind the entry.

"Hmm, so much for savin the day," Photek said.

*Meanwhile, MooGoo grabs some nearby bag-pipes and begins to play.*

---Photek--- 

40. Bluez -- Jan 09 -- 10:26 PM
The Scottsman's pride is offended by MooGoo's excellent ability on the bagpipes, and he whips out bagpipes of his own to try to outdo MooGoo.

-Bluez 

41. Photek -- Jan 09 -- 11:41 PM
The combined din blocked out any and every sound in the tavern.

Everyone gave them a dirty look.

Dark MooGoo's stopped, and his face turned a dark shade of red. The Scottsman played on in pride.

 *Redz walks into the Tavern and asks Greenz to dance. Bluez turns sadly away...*

42. Admael The Follower -- Jan 10 -- 9:31 AM
"It's ok Bluez, I doubt you'll ever be able to find someone suitable. I'm not only too young, but not really normal either," Admael called to Bluez from a corner.

"And don't even kid about matching me an Rocky up, no offense Rocky, but I'd have to lift you up," Admael said, laughing,"that's what I get for being seven feet tall."

~Admael 

43. Bluez -- Jan 10 -- 10:59 AM
Bluez: "Dangit. I hate Redz. He's so mean. He's always trying to be funny, but he always winds up going to far. He's dancing with a GUY for crying out loud."

Redz: "Hey! I heard that. If you don't want me here, me and Greenz can dance somewhere else."

Bluez: "Sounds good to me."

Redz and Greenz leave the tavern to dance outside in the rain.

-Bluez 

44. Bluez -- Jan 10 -- 2:03 PM
What's so wrong with strange? I'm strange myself. Who else would create such a mess? he he. But ye're right, there is no one for me. Strange people get no one. (Didn't see Admael's post until just now. I think she replied while I was replying). Besides. I'm attendin' the bar. Besides that, I can't dance.

-Bluez 

45. Admael The Follower -- Jan 10 -- 2:15 PM
"Ah, that's a bunch of pizza sauce. Anyone can dance," Admael told Bluez.

"Hmmness, I guess we're special, being strange an all. It's cool when you think about it," and with that Admael went off, humming a tune.

~Admael 

46. Photek -- Jan 10 -- 3:07 PM
*"Aw, who farted?!"*

*A second jukebox machine was carted into the Tavern.*

"What the?"

*The vending machine along with the door-fixer toppled over, their energy lost. A couple of packs of Cheez-Its and Cheesy Poofs spilled to the tavern floor.*

"Yum!" Cheeze screamed.

*Cheeze scrambles to grab some bags before Lard and Cottage do.*

*Admael and Bluez fall asleep, dreaming about pink monkeys and Joe Dandy the elephant.*

---Photek--- 

47. Bluez -- Jan 10 -- 3:49 PM
I don't sleep, I'm never sad, I definitely do NOT want to dance with a guy... STOP messing with me! *Bluez cries in his corner*.

-Bluez 

48. Xounmis -- Jan 10 -- 5:37 PM
Then Magentaz walks in. Bluez's toung hangs out of his mouth, but he quickly rolls it back up. He doesn't want to look stupid. Magantaz walks rigth up to Bluez, grabs him, and starts to dance with him.[She was doin the wrong dance, though, she was boogiing and she was s'possed to be break dancin.(Oh well)] 

49. Admael The Follower -- Jan 10 -- 5:56 PM
"Come on Bluez, what's wrong?" I asked Bluez. He had, indeed, landed about three feet away from the spot I usually stand. The Tavern is rather lop-sided, and this was the only corner I didn't have problems with bumping my head every five seconds.

"And what on earth is this about dancing with a guy?! All right, who's the looney who came up with that idea?" I threatened the Tavern, pointing my gun at everyone but the most respectable people, who wouldn't have done it. Much good it would of done, I can't hit the broad side of a barn, never the less a moving target.

Then I realized my walking stick could do just as much damage as any bullet, and pulled that out. I expected a quick response.

~Admael 

50. Photek -- Jan 10 -- 6:15 PM
*Photek looks up from wiping grease from the small rickety table where he sat.*

"Huh? Whoever said Redz/Greenz were both boys?"

*Photek then continued, peering down at his own reflection.*

*Cheeze cut the cheeze.*

---Photek---

51. MErlin -- Jan 10 -- 9:48 PM
CONGA LINE!!!

52. ACTION HANK -- Jan 11 -- 12:03 PM
"Dancing Granma on a stick !! I love CONGA !! Woohoo !!" shouted Hank...

53. Bluez -- Jan 11 -- 4:52 PM
The Jazz theme music changes to the Rain Forus music, and a conga line is formed. 
Magentaz finds Bluez to be a terrible dancer, and heads off to dance with Greenz who gladly accepts. Redz feels left out, but only long enough to be asked to dance by Purplez. Bluez goes back to washing the clean dishes, moving with the conga beat.

The conga line is lead by the Sorceress who lights up the room with a jungley scene. The drunk bunnies even joined, but couldn't seem to keep up without tripping over nothing all the time. Apparently Admael's walking stick became less important to most everyone else... except one rabbit who had trifelled with Admael a bit too far and had suffered the wraith of her mighty cane.

Fruity drinks and meals were served all around by monkey waiters to those who weren't in the conga line.

-Bluez

54. Admael The Follower -- Jan 11 -- 8:31 PM
"I don't care if you're a terrible dancer, you look miserable. I'm a sad congo line-rabbit myself," I told Bluez.

"What kind of music do ya like? I could teach you to dance, seein as I taught myself," I rumbled on, looking at the jukebox.

~Admael 

55. Dark MooGoo -- Jan 11 -- 11:35 PM
Getting caught up in all the excitement, Dark MooGoo punches the Scotsman in the nose.

:)

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-Dark MooGoo
¿got moogoo?

56. Bluez -- Jan 12 -- 9:30 AM
"Eh?" Bluez replied to Admael,"I don't want to ruin the conga party."

All the while, everyone was forming a circle shouting "Fight, fight, fight, fight...!!" at MooGoo and the Scotsman. The Scotsman puts away his bagpipes and puts up his dukes.

"Alright, lad,"the Scotsman said,"noew Ah'll shoew ye what a real punch is."

"Besides, I have to work the bar, anyway," concluded(?) Bluez.

"Oh, heckle. The dishes are clean, already." Bluez takes Admael by the paw and hops over the bar counter to the dance floor. "Umm... I didn't realize dancing was supposed to hurt so much," Bluez said referring to the fight going on.

-Bluez

[This message has been edited by Bluez (edited January 12, 1999).] 

57. Admael The Follower -- Jan 12 -- 5:22 PM
"You're taller than you look behind that counter, good thing actually. Most people have trouble seeing the atmospheric conditions up here," Admael joked.

"You're not such a bad dancer, really. Haven't stepped on my toes yet, and that takes a little bit of help with the size of my feet."

~Admael 

58. Bluez -- Jan 12 -- 5:54 PM
"Oh, heh...", Bluez said,"I squat behind the bar so I can reach the register and the sink. I'm actually seven feet at full length. I didn't realize you didn't know this..."

Bluez suddenly gets the impression everyone is watching...

-Bluez 

59. Cheeze -- Jan 12 -- 8:22 PM
The music had stopped and there was no choice but to stare.

"Ahem," Bluez spoke as he broke the silence. Everyone continued whatever they where doing and the music continued.

Everyone continued to conga while Admael taught Bluez.

"Conga!! YAY!!" shouted Cheeze in delight.

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 
http://jj2.virtualave.net/ 
Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

60. Photek -- Jan 12 -- 8:32 PM
Photek sees all the other rabbits turning around to stare dumbfoundedly at Bluez.

He then catches a glimpse of the Scotsman sneering at Dark MooGoo, both clad in kilts.
"Aell geev yah da beeting of ah lifetime!" shouted MooGoo in return.

*Lets Macarena!!!* shouts a rabbit.
Everyone grumbles.

---Photek--- 

61. Lil Wabbit -- Jan 13 -- 12:13 AM
WHOA ther Faith.. Lil Wabbit was just now paying attention to what was happening.. he was apparently slumbering in his seat as he often did in school.. Faith was getting a bit wild... and "I'M NOT FOR SALE!.. OR FOR FREE" Faith just nodded and continued to throw 'Wabbit around.. Hey.. MErlin doesn't have a partnet.. why don't you go dance with him?... She bounced readily over there while MErlin gave me a glare that frizzled Lil Wabbit's ears.. But then MErlin was too busy to glare at Lil Wabbit anymore :)

62. Bluez -- Jan 13 -- 9:38 AM
*Sorceress turns around to see Merlin dancing with someone ELSE! Her eyes burn bright red and the music is more than abruptly stopped.
Apparently Faith didn't seem to notice as she was still swinging Merlin around. The Sorceress stomps/booms over to the dancers and turns into a mighty dragon... Faith suddenly noticed what was going on, and her eyes turned completely white. Merlin immediately ran away from Faith as soon as he could. Sorceress looked down at Faith whose entire body glowed the same hue of red as Sorceress's eyes. Faith poked Sorceress's eyes... Sorceress turns back into her rabbit form rubbing at her eyes. Faith walks off to Lil'Wabbit and starts swinging him around as though nothing had happened... The only thing heard for a while is Lil'Wabbit continuously saying "Whoah, hey, I almost hit that! Augh!", and Admael and Bluez with their "One two three two three two one step."

-Bluez 

63. Admael The Follower -- Jan 13 -- 5:01 PM
"Awl roit now, you guys stop starin, or I'll hafta add you guys to my collection of rabbit's feet," I screamed harshly.

"Seven feet ya say? Heh, no wonder I can see you without looking down. Whoah, watch the feet there, ok, you're doing good."

After a while, Bluez gets the hang of dancing, and I go back to my corner.

"Well, have fun Bluez, and remember, you're gonna have to squat, bein a bit taller than most of us. I'm sure there's someone out there that doesn't have someone to dance with, so I'll sit this one out," and with that, I began to clean the counters and wash up what liquor hadn't been licked up by the drunks. Although it wasn't too much, the saliva was another story.

~Admael 

64. Jazzy -- Jan 13 -- 9:37 PM
Just then, the JL Leader, who had recently changed his name to Elias FF, rushed in... in a panic!

"THEY'RE COMING!!!" he yelled out.
"Who's coming?" Bluez asked.
"Devan Shell and his minions!! They're hell-bent on destroying ALL OF US!!!"

Everybody stops and starts worrying... they're all vulnerable!

"Nobody is safe here! We've got to get out!"

Just then... Elias shakes his head at what he just said. "What am I SAYING?!! This place just opened back up! We're not going to let Devan's dorky minions close it down again are we??"

"NO!!!!!" everyone shouts.

"Come on, then, and let's all SAVE THIS TAVERN!!!"

(hey... I gotta make it suspenseful somehow, right?)

[This message has been edited by Jazzy (edited January 16, 1999).] 

65. Bluez -- Jan 13 -- 11:10 PM
After years of waiting, Bluez doubts that a few minutes of knowing how to dance will help any at all. He goes back to the comfort of being away from most everyone else behind the bar.

"I've heard dancing requires emotion," Bluez said to Admael as he started helping her clean,"and right now, I'm in the mood for techno."

For those of us who didn't understand that, quite a few techno songs require no emotion to them. Then again, the good ones need a happy or scary mood. But in this case, let's just assume Bluez means the first one, since he's terrible with phrases.

The music re-starts and the party is begun again... until...

This all occured before Jazzy entered, since I didn't see it until just now. Hope Jazzy doesn't mind.

-Bluez

[This message has been edited by Bluez (edited January 13, 1999).] 

66. Cheeze -- Jan 14 -- 2:22 PM
"What? We have to save this tavern? Sheesh, no more free time anymore..." says Cheeze in distrss.

"Well, the least we can do is do a little techno dancing until they come...." says Swissy, grabbing Cheeze by the hand and starting to dance with him.

"Well maybe those turtles won't mind dancing a little before we kill each other." said Cheeze as some of Devon't minions bash through the door.

"Come on in, and have a drink! Don't forget to pick up a girl and start dancing!" Cheeze yelled to the turtles. 

"What we're here to kill you guys....well why not dance a little?" said one of Devon's minions as he got into the mood of techno. 
"Luckily there's a couple gals with us..." Said another turtle as each one picked up a parter.

"Well, i guess we can live peacefully until the music stops." said Cheeze dancing with Swissy.

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 
http://jj2.virtualave.net/ 
Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

67. Admael The Follower -- Jan 14 -- 5:19 PM
"Yeah, I see what you mean. Until now, the only thing I've ever danced with is brooms. Never thought I'd get to try it out," I told Bluez as I scrubbed the cups.

~Admael 

68. Bluez -- Jan 14 -- 6:28 PM
"Everything I create seems empty of emotion...", Bluez starts on sweeping the floor behind the bar, since it has long since been scientifically proven that the floor outside of the bar can never remain clean. "It almost seems like..." Bluez pauses and steps over to Admael to give her a hug. "Like I just need a big hug."

At this, the turtles get weepy eyed and all hug each other...

"I didn't realize you rabbits could be so poetic,"One of the minions say,"If anyone ever bothers you again, just remember that you're Okay with us, and we'll back you up." The entire audience gets weepy eyed, and everyone hugs everyone else... Eventually the entire room gets into a humongous group hug.

-Bluez

[This message has been edited by Bluez (edited January 14, 1999).] 

69. Xounmis -- Jan 14 -- 9:46 PM
Just then Xounmis grabs the head of a turtle, and, not to his surprise, the head, A.K.A. a mask, was taken off to reveal ELIAS FF. :( :(
"GEthim!!!" everyone shouts. And they start pouncing on the on the turtles. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

70. Mike FK -- Jan 14 -- 10:11 PM
Yea!xounmis..thats Cool!!!

71. Bluez -- Jan 15 -- 5:56 AM
"This explains a lot," Bluez says as he takes several knives out of his back. "You'd think they'd get more original." Bluez falls forward, unconscious.

-Bluez 

72. Gizmo SPW -- Jan 15 -- 12:44 PM
Okay...now I'm confused....okay, from now on, as soon as a topic reaches five posts, I'm gonna read it, so this doesn't happen to me again.

73. Admael The Follower -- Jan 15 -- 4:52 PM
"Hey, hey man, don't do that! You there?" I said, waving my hand in front of Bluez's face,"'ello? Anyone home?"

~Admael
"Hugs are good an stuff." 

74. Bluez -- Jan 15 -- 5:11 PM
Bluez's pokes his head up, looking a bit intoxicated and states,"It was the butler... The butler is always the one that did it. Don't eh-ver trust the butler." Bluez's face falls back down on the ground, and Admael suddenly sees the reason for his ailment... the knives were poisonned.

-Bluez 

75. Xounmis -- Jan 16 -- 2:50 PM
All of A sudden, we heArd A truck outside. Xounmis went to look, And As the
insAne lAugh got louder And louder And louder, a brick flew by And hit Bluez
in the heAd, mAking him unconcious again. The truck driver then smAshed right
through the wAll and stArted driving mAdly like A mAniAc. People were pouring
out the doors, And hiding under tAbles As the truck roAred visciously through
the tAvern. Then After it ran over Bluez it smAshed through the other wAll.
"Bluez, Are you okAy?" Xounmis cautiously Asked.
"YA, Bluez, you okAy?" Asked AdmAel. Bluez didn't sAy anything.

|_0()|< ;) , if you wAnA tAlk to the hottest rAbbit Around ;) , E-mAil me At
Xounmis@hotmail.com :) :D :)

76. Gizmo SPW -- Jan 16 -- 9:27 PM
Woah....bright....big....letters.....
I'm gonna bArf....

77. Jazzy -- Jan 16 -- 11:08 PM
HEY!!!

FYI, Xounmis... I AM NOT A BAD GUY!!! GOT IT?!!

(Note: This could get PG-13 rated, so watch out!!!)

Anyway...

Suddenly, Devan Shell himself entered the tavern. (This could spell trouble!) "What the hell are you numbskulls doing?!!" he shouted as he noticed the sight before him.

"Huh? OH NO! It's the boss!" one of the Schwartzenguards said, shocked.

"****ed right! You're supposed to be DESTROYING them!!!" Devan yelled.

(I warned you that this could get PG-13 rated!)

"You know, he's right."

"Uh-oh..." Elias thought to himself. "Where the hell is Merlin when you need him?!!" 

78. Bluez -- Jan 17 -- 9:17 AM
Being unconscious, Bluez can only send psychic thoughts to psychic people (I think just Merlin and Admael).

"Admael," Bluez psychically calls,"Who's winning?"

-Bluez 

79. Cheeze -- Jan 17 -- 6:54 PM
"Sheesh, we just can't have peaceful times at the Tavern anymore....not even dancing...and to think that those turtles were 'weepy-eyed' before...." spoke Cheeze trying to dodge bullets.

Admael telepathecally sends Bluez back a message, "We're loosing. We're all trying our best. Let me get you somewhere safe." She ran and snatched Bluez out of harm and into the bathroom.

"Ooooh, you're bleeding bad...." she telethepizes.

Meanwhile, back in the main room......

"Well, if the turtles were originally good, well why don't we just kill Devon and continue the party?" inquired Swissy.

"Well, sounds good to me....." said Cheeze as he took a couple gas tanks(flamethrower) and loaded them onto his back. He started wildly aiming for Devon and flaming him down.

"And you've think he'd die after being completely bombarded with flame," Cheeze thought to himself.

Meanwhile, back in the bathroom, Admael had a good set of bandages and was wrapping Bluez up to the best of her ability.

"Got....Tylenol?" Bluez telethepizes.

"No, but i do have that generic brand version of it.....Aciedeminiphon."

"just give...." Bluez telethepizes, no longer having the aboility to do anything.

"Here, swallow." Admael telethepizes while trying to stuff the stuff into Bluezes mouth. "It should stop the pain."

Back at the main room, Cheeze was STILL bombarding Devon with flame, as other rabbits were, also.

"Something fishey's going on, here...." Rocky says.

"You're telling me....." Cheeze says.

"We're destroying the Tavern here....." Rocky says.

"Well than, {directs his speach to Devon) Why don't we take this outside?" Cheeze speaks.

"Well, sure.....i don't see why not....you'll just die anyway!!!! Bwahahahah!!!"

Then the two armies go out and re-arrange themselves outside. They them continue their fight.

"Wow, so orginized," Cheeze points out while still trying to burn Deven's pweny arse.

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 
http://jj2.virtualave.net/ 
Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

80. RockyRaccoon -- Jan 18 -- 8:31 AM
"Blast! Cheeze, put that thing down!"
Rocky yelled at the insane Cheeze.

"But Devan 'll destroy the Tavern, and then Carrotus!" Cheeze replied.

"Does this seem like Devan? I think not. You've only been flaming him for about 5 minutes now, and he's still sittin' there." 
said Rocky.

"Isn't Devan unconcious under a sizable chunk of rock in Heck? That's what King Jazz said."

"So you think this isn't Devan?" Cheeze asked.

"Yeh" said Rocky subtley.

Suddenly, Bart sped out of the Tavern, for no apparent reason.

He whipped out a cell-phone and began dialing.
The semi-Devan-looking-acting like object then also whipped out a cell-phone, which was ringing.

Cheeze, Rocky, and some other rabbit fighters looked on.

"Hello, I need to talk to an I. P. Freely."
Bart said casually.

Devan then shouted out "Does anyone know I.P Freely?"

The crowd erupted in laughter for a few seconds, and then all was silent.

"What was the point of that?" Cheeze whispered in Rocky's ear.

"I have no idea" replied Rocky. "Okay, let's get on with this."

There was no one left on the turtles' side 'cept Devan. There were smoking shells lying around, evident of Cheeze and the other rabbits' flaming
and blasting.

Suddenly, out of the Tavern door walked Bluez, limping. He looked pale, but better.

"Bluez?" Onag shouted. "I thought you were poisoned.

"I was, but Admael had some generic Tylenol."
said Bluez happily.

"ah!" said Onag knowingly.

Bluez then took out an ElectroBlaster.

He aimed it at the Devan, who seemed to still be thinking about why everyone laughed.
A blinding blast of electricity shot out of the blaster, and hit Devan dead-on.

It started sparking, and then exploded with a fairly large kablooey.

"Ah, so it was a robot!" said Cheeze.

"Okay, let's fix up the Tavern, and get life back to normal.

In a fastforwarded sequence, the Tavern is then all fixed up, and the rabbits, cats, and ducks resume their regular stuff.

THE END. ;)

There, no more cheesey, er, uh corny (sorry Cheeze) battles and trucks driving through the Tavern and destroying it. Continue with the original
storyline. :)

- Rocky signing off...

"Stuff Is Good!"

81. Bluez -- Jan 18 -- 10:12 AM
Bluez had been squeazing the life out of Admael for her saving his life.

-Bluez

82. Admael The Follower -- Jan 18 -- 4:37 PM
"Awww, now THIS is a Kodak moment," I thought to myself while hugging Bluez.

"We'd better get back to keeping the bar, otherwise it'll be a mess," I said, pulling out of Bluez's tight grip.

~Admael 

83. Bluez -- Jan 19 -- 9:36 AM
"Oh," Bluez replied,"it'll always be a mess. But I get yer point."

Bluez and Admael looked out into the tavern for a few seconds and noticed several people had the same idea... Faith was squeazing Lil'Wabbit's neck a bit too hard

"Hlp! Hlp! Ih cn't bweeth!" (Ruffly translated: "Help! Help! I can't breathe!")

Swissy was hugging Cheeze so hard that she left indents in his sids.

Merlin was hugging Sorceress (probably because of the spell she cast on him).

Dethwoman was... err... putting Dethman into a headlock, and visa versa.

Phota was hugging the penny arcade thingie because she had just gotten first place over Photek.

Greenz and Redz hugged the life out of Magentaz and Purplez.

PacMan had little lipstick marks all over his face...

Yes, truly it was a beautiful day in the Tavern.

-Bluez 

84. ACTION HANK -- Jan 19 -- 12:45 PM
...And then they all lived happily ever after.

THE END

"..sob..sob, i love a happy ending." cryed Hank, who was still eating his BIGmac.

85. Cheeze -- Jan 19 -- 7:26 PM
And of course, Rocky went back to his nutty self. He walked around making a fist, then opening it while saying "Talk to the Hand, talk to the hand!" repedely.

A second later, Bart popped out behind a couch and said, "Don't go there!"

"Wow, now THIS is a Kodak moment, you just don't see Simpson's quotes all the time, now do you?" Cheeze said with a chuckle. Then he just couldn't hold it and burst out laughing, as so did Rocky and Bart.

"Hehe, i get it," said HiDDeN laughing histerically because he watched the Simpsons, and CANCLED HH..... 

Cheeze thought of an already used idea. He snatched Bart's cell-phone and called the ACTUAL Devon at his place.

"May i speak to Amanda Hug-and-Kiss?" inquired Cheeze. 

Cheeze could hear over the phone Devon asking everyone, "Is there Amanda hug-and-kiss? I'm looking for a man to hug and kiss!" Cheeze couldn't take it anymore, he had to burst out laughing....

"Simpson's FeVa!!!" said Rocky who was also laughing histerically.

"BTW, speaking of FeVa, it's time for....DiScO FeVa!!!!!" yelled Cheeze, as Bluez dimmed the lights and put down the disco ball.

"Come on, get down with DiScO!!" Rocky yelled at the top of his lungs.

"DiScO FeVa!!! WOOOO HOOO!!!!" screamed Cheeze while already discoing. 

"PARTY TIME!!!!! DiScO!!!!" screamed Martin. Everyone joined in and went DiScO FeVa CrAzY!!!!

"DiScO FeVa!!!!"

yelled everyone snycronized.

THE END

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 
http://jj2.virtualave.net/ 
Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

86. MErlin -- Jan 21 -- 2:10 PM
"Heyy evrery buddy!" shouted MErlin in slurred speech. Thinking his lunch was going to come back up, he decided to wash it back down with some more carrot beer.
"What hhhapend tuh the conga line!!"
Apperently his drunken stupor had made him oblivious to most of the events of that night. 
Everyone laughed. A blackness encircled and closed around the entire scene. It was rather reminiscent of the endings of Dennis the Menace cartoons.
He woke up in the alley outside the tavern.
Bluez was standing over him, poking him with his own staff in an attempt to wake him. 
"uhhhhhnghhhh"
"Hey MErlin, um.... I'm sorry to disturb you-
That gutter looks mighty comfortable and all-
but I think I'm going to have to ask you to move along."
"What hhappened?"
"Carrot beer."
MErlin tried to collect his thoughts amid the 
dull ache in his brain. Carrot beer? It had never affected him like this before. He checked his pockets. A gem was missing. THE gem...
"SORCERESS!!!!" 

87. Bluez -- Jan 21 -- 5:15 PM
She's gone already. That's why I was trying to wake you. Had it not been for my keen sense of sight, I wouldn't have noticed her taking it whilest giving you mouth to mouth... To my understanding, magicians don't steal unless it's something dang good. And I imagine that gem wasn't just priceless...

-Bluez 

88. Cheeze -- Jan 21 -- 11:36 PM
Sheesh, this story never ends, even if it said, "THE END" a couple times. ;)

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-Cheeze (eR)

"There is no better medicine than laughter."
"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 
http://jj2.virtualave.net/ 
Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

89. Bluez -- Jan 22 -- 9:28 AM
What, you want this story to end?

-Bluez 

90. Ducky -- Feb 04 -- 9:29 PM
Ok, time for MY teriffic enterance.

A grey rabbit with green-blue stripes running all over her like electricity crashes into the tavern. She walks over to the counter, looks the bartender straight in the eye and says,"Gimme a drink." The bartender says, "not until you tell me who you are and what cat dragged you in here?" So the little rabbit swirls off her cape and says "It is I! The one and only--DUCK!!"
Everyone cheers. She glances around at the turtles and says, "What the heck are THEY doin' in here? Wait, don't tell me, first gimme m' drink.
And THEN, introduce me to the
rabbit over there in the corner. I haven't met his acquaintance yet." She motions to Bluez, who had by then come out of the bathroom. "And after that, I think I'd like another drink."
-Duck :p
hehe, never been in a "chain story" before :)

91. Turbo RWA -- Feb 04 -- 10:41 PM
"Are these turtles dead?"Turbo Rwa says poking his gun at their shells."Ah well, bartender give me a carrot root beer with a leamon twist!"Turbo Rwa smiles"Causes this means I have my revenage!"Turbo Rwa glups his carrot root beer and walks over toa group of rabbits telling war stories.......

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:)Just some Ideas Is anyone listening>?!?!?!
Turbo Rwa

92. RockyRaccoon -- Feb 05 -- 4:20 PM
Woah, this post is still here...

This was the second post in this forum for cryin' out loud :)

I've never seen a post last so long!

Well, except for that annoying Jazz3D post on the trusty old MMB, that thing was ressurected so many times...

Well, keep this story going!

Ummm...eh...

- Rocky Raccoon's signing off again...

"Behold the Power of Stuff..."

93. Bluez -- Feb 05 -- 5:45 PM
The replacement bartender whispers to the duck,"That's Bluez, the bartender. I'm his replacement when he has to go somewhere. Though Bluez isn't quite as famous as most everyone else here, he does have his claim on Capture the Flag. He's even the soon-to-be replaced leader of the Elite Good Guys' Clan. I suggest you stay away from him, though. He's not the same crazy as everyone else here..."

-Bluez 

94. Ducky -- Feb 05 -- 6:40 PM
"Uh..ok," replies the Duck, "but if you all think that HE is crazy,you havent met me." She give a strange, half crazed grin."Now wheres that drink I was supposed to get?"
The bartender guy(who knows who he is)fills up a gl****with some weird, frothing purple stuff and slides it over the counter. "See if you like THAT,"he says."Its uh, well i better not tell you that yet." She takes a cautious sip,grins, and takes a big swig, which finishes the glass,and asks the bartender guy what it is. "Allrighty," says the Bartender,
"Someone else tell her." The Duck looks suspisious, and looks back in the gl****at the remains of the drink, which are still frothing, and says.
"Uh-oh.You better not tell me. Just get me somebunny to dance with." :)

95. Bluez -- Feb 06 -- 9:53 AM
*Someone pushes Action Hank over to Ducky*

-Bluez

96. Ducky -- Feb 06 -- 11:04 AM
"Oh yah, hehe, i forgot, we're both ducks."

97. ACTION HANK -- Feb 06 -- 1:50 PM
"Hey! Not so hard Someone. Ahem. Ummmm, Hello Duck. Ummm, what time is it?? No no, i mean. What's your Star Sign?? No ! i mean. Have you seen my glasses somewhere? No no!! i mean. Have you read some good books lately ?? No!! i mean..." 

"I think that Hank is trying to ask you to come with him to the dance floor." Said Bluez to Duck. 

"Umm, Did you watch Tv yesterday ? No No i mean!! WHAT !! oh yes, yes, what Bluez said." said Hank...

98. Turbo RWA -- Feb 06 -- 11:34 PM
"Nice going Casanova"Turbo Rwa says smiling at Action Hank. "Well I think hes sweet!"replies Ducky, taking a confuzed Action Hank onto the dance floor. They start doing the Swim. "Ducks go fig..."Turbo Rwa mumbles as he drinks the rest of Duckys drink from the bar.

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99. LadyWhite -- Feb 07 -- 12:48 AM
Sits there jsut kinda watching everyone with a wierd smile on her face.

*~LadyWhtie~* 

100. LadyWhite -- Feb 07 -- 12:48 AM
Sits there jsut kinda watching everyone with a wierd smile on her face.

*~LadyWhtie~* 

101. RockyRaccoon -- Feb 07 -- 8:29 AM
Rocky sat at his usual spot, and he was bored. He seriously needed something to do.

So, Rocky got up from the chair of mediocre comfiness, and walked up to the bar.

"Hey bartender, I'd like a carrot cream-filled donut with some carrot-chocolate sprinkles on top, not to mention carrot frosting and glazing." he said cleverly to Bluez.

"You coulda just said "The Usual", Rocky" Bluez told him.

"Oh, yeah." replied Rocky, noticing his stupidity.

Rocky leaned against the bar, and waited for a few minutes.
The aroma of a warm creamy donut then came to his small, black nose.
He spun around quite fast, and noticed it there on the counter.

Rocky bit a nice, steaming, creamy piece off of the donut, and after chewing, subtley shouted "That's good!"

I hope all of you have eaten something already ;)

Rocky brought the rest of the tasty donut back to his seat, where "Stuff is Good" was carved on the tabletop. He sat down, and finished it within minutes. He sat back in his chair, with it tipping slightly.

After a rampage of things happening at the Tavern, it was quiet. 

(this is a cue for something to happen, BTW) :)

Heh, I was the first and 
100th

poster. 

I love doin' this. ;)

- Rocky Raccoon signing off...

"Stuff...It Does a Body Good"

[This message has been edited by RockyRaccoon (edited February 07, 1999).] 

102. Bluez -- Feb 07 -- 9:28 AM
*MooGoo unleashes his fist upon yon Rocky Raccoon's jaw.*

"It's MooGoo that does a body, good, laddy", MooGoo says as he walks away, who obviously has been around the Scottsman too long.

-Bluez 

103. Admael The Follower -- Feb 07 -- 9:53 AM
"Eh? Scottsman ye say? What a coincidence, I'm a good chunk of Scott meself," I said from my little corner.

"Speaking of that, I've not been in here for a good few days, and I'd like a glass of water, m'lad, if ye don't mind."

104. RockyRaccoon -- Feb 07 -- 12:40 PM
Rocky stared at MooGoo, rubbing his jaw.

He then whipped out his Blaster and shot at MooGoo's feet.

The dark rabbit with the Scottish accent spun around, looking quite mad.

Rocky stared at him angrily.

"MooGoo IS stuff." Rocky shouted, and then he walked away.

- RockyRaccoon signing off

"The Stuff Is Out There" 

105. Turbo RWA -- Feb 07 -- 1:07 PM
Turbo wiped the purple froth of Duckys drink from his mouth, got up and got between MooGoo and Rocky...."can't we just all get along...?" he said as he found two blasters pointed at his head. 'Uh oh' he thought."Or you could just blast eachother into oblivion, I don't care." with saying that Turbo Rwa quickly dove for cover under a table, as blasters started to rage behind him...

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106. Ducky -- Feb 07 -- 1:53 PM
"Hey, go shoot somewhere else!!" hollers Ducky, "Yer messin up the dance floor..."
"Oh yah, Hank, i fergot to mention, I can't really dance..." ;)

107. Admael The Follower -- Feb 07 -- 3:02 PM
"Rocky, calm yeself. Same to thee, Moogoo," I exclaimed with a sneer.

~Admael
"Roleplaying stuff is good!" 

108. Lil Wabbit -- Feb 07 -- 11:50 PM
Yeeps! What was that? Lil Wabbit squeaks out as one of Rocky's bullets decided to fly towards 'Wabbit's pillow instead of the floor. "GOOD GOLLY!" I've slept the months away. "Must've been that crazy rabbit Faith.." muttered 'Wabbit. "Hey 'Wabbit! said Faith brightly. ready to join me again?" AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! "Lil Wabbit yelled and dove back under his blankets. "What's gotten in to THAT rabbit" wondered Faith. Then she noticed poor Bluez sitting in the corner all by himself. She immediatly grabed Bluez and yanked him on to the dance floor. 'Wabbit came out from under his covers and smiled ( :) ) and yelled "Have fun!" 

109. Bluez -- Feb 08 -- 12:10 PM
*Bluez kicks himself off of a wall and flings Faith in the general direction of Lil Wabbit*.

"Lots of fun," Bluez states as Faith takes Lil Wabbit's hands and flings him around once again, making sure not to get him near any walls.

-Bluez 

110. ACTION HANK -- Feb 08 -- 12:14
"Don't worry Duck. I can't dance neither." Said Hank..
All the rabbit's watched as the two ducks weirdly "danced" on the dance floor. 

111. Ducky -- Feb 08 -- 12:45 PM
Better put"gallop." It isn't dancing at all. :)

-Duck

112. RockyRaccoon -- Feb 08 -- 5:21 PM
"Okay...fine I'll stop." Rocky shouted.

"Allrighty MooGoo, let's settle this at the Battle arenas, the reconstruction si finished." Rocky exclaimed happily.

The Tavern was sorta filled witha mediocre amount of noise, and some rabbits flodded out the door. Rocky went with 'em.

The Tavern was still quite full, it was a big place after all. Rabbits and ducks were still dancing around, and other drunk rabbits were falling out of chairs, and others at the Tavern were blabbing.

Yup, it was back to normal, and it had actually stayed that way.

- RockyRaccoon signing off...

"Enjoy Stuff" 

113. Lil Wabbit -- Feb 08 -- 7:17 PM
Hmmm... Who would welcome Faith wondered 'Wabbit in his mind. He then saw teh bottle of SuperGlue. He discretly took the bottle and dumped it on Faith's hand. She didn't seem to notice. Half dancing half walkiong he wandered toward Bluez and gently attached Faith's paw and Bluez's together. The glue bonded instantly. "Hey Bluez.. here you're now attached to a bundle of fun and energy!" Lil'Wabbit then walked over to his blankets again and went to sleep. 

114. Lil Wabbit -- Feb 08 -- 7:17 PM
Hmmm... Who would welcome Faith wondered 'Wabbit in his mind. He then saw teh bottle of SuperGlue. He discretly took the bottle and dumped it on Faith's hand. She didn't seem to notice. Half dancing half walkiong he wandered toward Bluez and gently attached Faith's paw and Bluez's together. The glue bonded instantly. "Hey Bluez.. here you're now attached to a bundle of fun and energy!" Lil'Wabbit then walked over to his blankets again and went to sleep. 

115. Turbo RWA -- Feb 08 -- 11:08 PM
"Get with the party, Lil'Wabbit!!"Turbo Rwa yelled pulling the covers away."I just wanna sleep, leave me alone..."moaned Lil'Wabbit."Ah well.."Turbo Rwa sighed going over to the 'newbie' Lady White saying he would buy her a drink of Carrot beer.

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Turbo Rwa
kjjpuffy@hotmail.com 

116. Bluez -- Feb 09 -- 9:34 AM
*Bluez takes the opportunity while he's standing to swing Faith around instead. The glue stretches further and further as he swings her faster and faster, then finally Faith is flung in the general direction of Lil Wabbit, whose paws she takes, still with glue on them*.

-Bluez

117. Photek -- Feb 09 -- 6:04 PM
*Eventually, a long chain of rabbits form.*

*RED ROVER!*

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-Photek

118. LadyWhite -- Feb 09 -- 6:24 PM
Red Rover?!?! I want to be on Photek's side!  hehehe

*starts singing Red Rover,Red Rover*

*~LadyWhite~*

119. Admael The Follower -- Feb 09 -- 7:35 PM
"Good show, I'd hate to be attached to that little bundle of energy. But then again, your hands are all gluey..." but it was too late. Bluez had picked up a cup and a rag, and was now attached to both.

~Admael 

120. Lil Wabbit -- Feb 09 -- 9:08 PM
AIEEIEIEIEIEIEIIIIIIII!! The sheer loudness of the scream broke the superglue that bonded 'Wabbit and Faith but the other rabbit's didn't notice a thing. While Bluez was still attached to the cup they started playing Red Rover. With his paw glued on the cup and another rabbit grasping the handle they were an unbreakable pair.. "See? the superglue DOES do something". 

121. Bluez -- Feb 09 -- 11:41 PM
Fortunately, the rag was wet, and the glue did not stick. He dipped his hand in the sink to clean the cup, and it was no longer stuck as well.

"Perhaps you should think ahead, Admael. I was counting on that."

-Bluez 

122. Lil Wabbit -- Feb 10 -- 8:33 PM
Faith was now dancing with a rabbit who apparently enjoyed dancing with her. So 'Wabbit had free time to wander about the tavern. He found an odd looking bootle filled with a smoky subtance... He dicided to open it and *POOF* out came nothing.. He was half disappointed and half relived that notihng dangerous popped out

123. Bluez -- Feb 11 -- 11:40 AM
"I am the genie of the bottle", a voice states,"and I will not grant you any wishes. You are now Faith's dancing partner for eternity... however... Faith can now dance."

*POOF* Faith and Wabbit were dancing together, quite well I might add. The guy that wanted to dance with Faith was now dancing with the genie.

-Bluez

124. Lil Wabbit -- Feb 11 -- 7:13 PM
"I will not dance with her no matter how good she dances." "Too many injured parts right now from previously dances " He tried to break free from Faith's grasp but the Genie's magical hold was too strong. He started chanting "I refuse to beleive that the Genie is not dancing with Faith.I refuse to beleive that the Genie is not dancing with Faith.I refuse to beleive that the Genie is not dancing with Faith.I refuse to beleive that the Genie is not dancing with FaithI refuse to beleive that the Genie is not dancing with Faith." Afeter saying that Lil 'Wabbit started to wiggle his ears and concentrate. Soon the Genie was dancing with Faith and oblivious of it. The other rabbit was surprised and was wondering how he did it.. "You see, my name is "FATE" on the battle field and a name can have mroe to it than you think...

125. Talec -- March 27 -- 4:44 PM
Talec quietly chuckles to himself in one corner (boy, the War Tavern must have a lot of corners, it seems like everyone has one! :). He gets up and starts searching for a dance companion (ya see, he actually learned to dance well).

*Talec appears out of warp. He sneaks around until he finds himself. The past Talec looks a bit surprised, and the future Talec whispers, "Don't look for a dance companion! By the way, you should take a bath when you get home." Then, concealing himself, the future Talec walks out and warps himself back to his present. When he returns, his feet are no longer sore, and Tallis is 'dancing' with Bluez.*

[This message has been edited by Talec (edited April 04, 1999).]

126. Bluez -- March 28 -- 1:10 AM
Tallis the messanger walks in with a message:

"Here ye here ye. To all who give a flip, Talec now has a dancing partner."

Tallis then throws himself at Talec...

"Umm...", Bluez starts,"W-- umm... I don't think that's what Talec was looking for..."

-Bluez

127. Admael The Follower -- March 28 -- 9:46 AM
"That's what you get for wanting someone to dance with," I told Talec, chuckling at the two rabbits trying to dance. Although Talec was indeed a pretty spiffy dancer, Tallis couldn't seem to get the beat.

I turned to Bluez."Thank heavens I'm still one of the bartenders," I said with a smirk.

~Admael

128. Bluez -- March 28 -- 10:48 AM
Thank my persistant wanting to be where I can see everyone that I'm a bartender as well... Well thank it!

-Bluez

129. RockyRaccoon -- March 29 -- 10:13 AM
My post won't die, will it. :)
For anyone that doesn't know, this was the second post on the forum, and it always returns.
Oh well, I'm glad it still ives on :)

I'll be back later to post some more stuff here...

- RockyRaccoon signing off...

"Stuff is Good!!!!"

130. Admael The Follower -- March 29 -- 11:47 AM
Yeah, it never does die. And that's funny, I thought that this was the first post in the War Tavern...

~Admael

131. stripe -- March 29 -- 3:47 PM
Yes! "Yes! War Stories are back!!!" are back!

ok, so it should be *is* back, but it didn't sound right! :)

stripe

132. Pyroplasm -- March 29 -- 10:08 PM
Hours pass, the excitement wears down, and the only rabbits left in the quiet tavern are the bartenders, janitorial staff, and some late-nighters who missed the excitement by fighting in the battlefields. Dim lights flicker overhead, and the smell of carrot in the air has long past been diluted chilly nocturnal atmosphere...

"Hey, stranger! I haven't seen you 'round these parts before... you new around here?" calls a bartender.

Some of the heads in the now-diminished audience turn to the new rabbit lounging at one of the corner tables, drinking carrot spice wine, extra carrot chunks. He looks up, obviously stunned by the sudden attention directed toward him, and replies, "Yeah, I've been stationed on Medivo for quite a while, but I moved back here after the wars wore down a bit..."

Seeing the lack of serious scars on his face, the well-known war legends immediately realize he speaks the truth.
"I just wish I had more of a story to tell." The rabbit sips his wine, and as the crowd dies down, young Pyroplasm awaits someone else to take the spotlight...

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-Pyroplasm

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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat's ear, but only the wisest of cats would think to look there.

133. Talec -- April 04 -- 1:34 PM
"ACK!" gasped Talec as he despretly tried to detatch himself. "YOWCH!" he yelped as Tallis danced on Talec's toes. "That does it, I'm not gonna dance!" Talec grumbled to himself. He limped out of the Tavern to warp to his past self to warn him not to look for a dance.

~Talec 

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Talec the Time-Traveler from 2991

[This message has been edited by Talec (edited April 04, 1999).]

134. Bluez -- April 05 -- 6:42 PM
Tallis the Messanger immediately hears Talec mention dance and walks in with his message... the dern thing starts all over again, except that this time Tallis exploded because he didn't know which Talec to dance with.

-Bluez

135. Lil Wabbit -- April 05 -- 9:02 PM
Hmm... so Admael thinks she can get away from dancing just because she's a bartender eh? Well I'll fix that.. 'Wabbit wiggles his ears and starts chanting "Admael will dance with Bluez,Admael will dance with Bluez,Admael will dance with Bluez,Admael will dance with Bluez,Admael will dance with Bluez." *POOF* The two are dancing together. "Gee.. you think after flirting with each other so much one of them would ask the other to dance." Being exhausted by what he just did 'Wabbit reminded himself not to push the limits of his name... 'Wabbit then walks back to his now clean blankets (he had them washed) and went to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

136. Bluez -- April 06 -- 4:34 PM
"Ack!", Bluez says as he dances,"Flirting!? I'm not her type! Lemme go!" Bluez pulls out his CG-1024 with one hand while the other spins Admael around. Then, while his arm is extended in the dancing fashion, he pulls the trigger... With no way of aiming, Bluez is forced to shoot in all directions that his arm happens to be pointing to.

"I'll give'em an excuse to let me tend the bar...", Bluez growls with a maniacal gleam in his shades.

-Bluez

137. Lil Wabbit -- April 06 -- 9:13 PM
"Hey! everybunny! I'm now tending the bar while the other bar tenders dance their hearts out (or their bullets.. :) )so yea! Oh,I'll be serving my special Battle Field drink.. filled with goo and gunk!

138. Bluez -- April 07 -- 4:14 PM
Lil Wabbit gets shot by a spray of bullets from Bluez's CG.

"Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!", Bluez laughs maniacally. Admael gets a worried look in her eyes...

-Bluez

139. RockyRaccoon -- April 07 -- 5:45 PM
Rocky continued eating his creamy donut after ducking a misfired blast from Bluez's CG.

The disco ball that Cheeze had hung in the center of the floor had landed on somebunny's head because it was hit by a blast, and many Taverners were on the floor in laughing spasms.

Bluez was still acting slightly insane, and Admael was stepping towards the phone to alert the asylum.

But Bluez yelled and yelled so he wouldn't have to go, so she didn't call after all.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a knock came from the huge door.
A crapload of Old Navy mascots burst inside the Tavern.

The Tavern was filled with screams of horror, and then echoed with the sound of firing blasters.
The mascots quickly left, drawstring pants singed and their bodies slightly maimed, they knew they weren't wanted there.

The Tavern was quite a great place, and Rocky didn't want to be anywhere else at that point. It had been built for almost a year now. Haze had even added on a motel behind the building.
Rocky knew it wouldn't die for a long time, even though in the past a whole load of stuff had happened to it, from demented evil clones invading, and large trucks driving through it. He was about to call it invincible, but then a 2 by 4 landed on Cheeze's head, and he realized it had obviously had some wear on it. 
But it was still there. ;)

- RockyRaccoon (EG)

"Stuff Is Good!"

140. RockyRaccoon -- April 07 -- 5:46 PM
blast, I hate those double posts ;)

Oh, I'll take this opportunity to say that "Stoff Is Good"

- Rocky Raccoon EG

"Stuffinated bacon, baconated Stuff, I'll never get used to this!"

[This message has been edited by RockyRaccoon (edited April 08, 1999).]

141. Lil Wabbit -- April 07 -- 6:46 PM
Hmmmm... I think I should start fixing up this place... I don't anybunny to be hit on the head with a 2x4 any more. YEEPS!, hey.. Bluez.. calm down. I'll just make a trip to the local hardware store now.

142. Bluez -- April 08 -- 4:37 PM
*Bluez dances towards the general vicinity of the hardware store*. "Let me go! Let me go!" he kept yelling at Lil Wabbit, still shooting his bullets wherever his gun happened to be pointed.

143. Lil Wabbit -- April 08 -- 8:13 PM
Lil Wabbit goes in to the hardware store with an odd Bluez following him.. Getting annoyed at Bluez he asks the clerk where the 2x4's are.. He buys four; 3 for the celing, 1 for other things... He takes the 2x4, gets a good grip, and whacks Bluez with it *WHACK!* Now Bluez is.....

(You continue Bluez)

144. Bluez -- April 08 -- 9:47 PM
Not dancing with Admael anymore, and is able to aim his CG directly at Lil Wabbit. He does so with a devilish grin.

-Bluez

145. Lil Wabbit -- April 09 -- 12:21 AM
Lil Wabbit sees the crazy Bluez and wonders what's missing up there. Maybe a few screws here and there were already missing but what could be wrong? Reacting quickly 'Wabbit stuff one of the large bolts he bought through one of Bluez's ear to and ran.

146. Bluez -- April 09 -- 2:03 AM
"Recieving new orders... Do not intimidate Lil Wabbit... Eliminate Lil Wabbit." at that Bluez chases after Lil Wabbit at speeds beyond normal rabbit speed.

-Bluez

147. ACTION HANK -- April 09 -- 2:35 PM
Well, whadda ya know. The Violence and Mad Men still live. Good thing i'm not the only one. Buahahahahaaaa...!!

#:( Blow Up the Tavern..Blow up the Tavern...# said Elmo, the evil, little demon in my head.
"Allrighty Elmo... Now, where did i put all those C-4's"... 

148. Admael The Follower -- April 09 -- 4:44 PM
"Watch it kiddo, magic shouldn't be used wrecklessly," I mumbled under my breath, finding I had met my match. "If I didn't respect you I'd have blown those puny ears of yours to the next dimension. And I mean it. I have never and will never flirt with Bluez. Looks like Mr. Matchmaker deserves a good punishment..." and with a twist of my walking stick, Lil'Wabbit was dancing with the buck-toothy-type girl in the corner with enormous braces, (no, wait, that's me ;)) I mean a short, odd little rabbit.

Don't mess with magic my bro.

~Admael

149. Lil Wabbit -- April 09 -- 7:50 PM
Hey.. stop that. I don't want Bluez chasing after me while I'm dancing.. *Wiggle* *Wiggle*. 'Wabbit is back to running away from Bluez and while he's at it yell's at Admael "Heheh me'girl.. fat chance of my ears getting blown off." Just as he said it his ears started to shimmer as to prove that they will not be easily blown away.

150. Admael The Follower -- April 09 -- 9:55 PM
"I'll not be easily blown away either," I said, a sly smirk on my face. "I wouldn't waste your strength, m'lad. Especially on, well, stuff like this. I can just as easily do the counterspell as you can recite the spell itself."

~Admael

151. Lil Wabbit -- April 10 -- 2:47 AM
Heheheheh.. That's what YOU think. 'Wabbit had a look an oddly calm look on his face while being chased by a crazy Bluez. You can only counter spell a spell that you understand. Let me demonstrate *Garble* bleeple*inyrable* ------ 'Wabbit stopped in mid sentence so that his spell was not completed. By the way Admael, my spells aren't "spells" I twist FATE around or make it happen early such as you and Bluez d *mmph!* whoops.. hehehe shouldn't have said that ;), but I won't be wasting my energy anymore on this stuff.

152. Cheeze -- April 10 -- 12:07 PM
I'd like to make a non-story comment....this topic's gettin' big....i think i'm the 151st poster.....but can we move this? i can bearly load this on my wimpy PC.....

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-Cheeze (eG)

"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 

Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

153. Bluez -- April 10 -- 1:38 PM
*Bluez catches up to Wabbit and whaps him accross the face* "Tag!" he screams in Wabbit's ears,"You're it!" 

*Bluez runs away from Wabbit at top speed*

-Bluez

[This message has been edited by Bluez (edited April 10, 1999).]

154. Gizmo SPW -- April 10 -- 2:02 PM
Gizmo watches the two chase each other around the room. He pulls out a large trout, walks over to the bar, and slams it on the table.
"Bartendeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Blues hears the screams, but doesn't answer.
"Bartenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrrerrrrererererrrrr!"(Gizmo's voice now getting hoarse and cracking.)"Bartenderrrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrerrrrr!"
Finally, Bluez walks over.
"What?"
"Your it!"
*zip!*

155. Admael The Follower -- April 10 -- 2:04 PM
"Bluez and myself have only danced once, and will only have danced once. And that was purely for educational purposes. The spells, well, I've got a good many of them memorized. Otherwise, I can always check my favorite book "Counterspells for Dummies"," I said, the icy glow draining from my eyes. "Whu-oh!" Lil'Wabbit is on my tail, I'd better run before I'm it!

~Admael

156. RockyRaccoon -- April 10 -- 8:21 PM
Rocky stood up from his chair, with his eyes almost literally on fire.

He stared at Cheeze evily, and whipped out his Blaster. Setting it on Toaster, he powered it out, and a huge fireball blasted out at Cheeze.
Scorched, Cheeze walked in the other direction to ask Bluez for some water,a nd lots of it.

"This post isn't going ANYWHERE, Cheeze" Rocky said angrily. Then he walked off to finish his donut.

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Is Good!"

157. Cheeze -- April 10 -- 8:27 PM
"Hmm....well who's it?" commented Rocky. 
Bluez ran up to Rocky and said, "You, are! hehe!!

158. Bluez -- April 10 -- 10:36 PM
*Bluez stops right in between Rocky and Cheeze* "Last time I check-ed... T'was Wabbit" *He then darts off again.

-Bluez

159. Gizmo SPW -- April 10 -- 10:53 PM
The entire tavern is put into an uproar as everyone is running around, away from Wabbit. Gizmo finally jumps behind the bar counter, and climbs up the large rack of mugs. Suddenly, the entire rack falls upon several rabbits, broken mugs everywhere. Gizmo stands in a shock.
"I didn't do it."
Just then Wabbit runs by. "You're it!"

160. Admael The Follower -- April 11 -- 9:25 AM
"Whew." Gizmo had run just past me, almost getting my tail. Fortunately, I had hidden beneath the broken mugs, half hiding, half cleaning.

A loud shout came from Gizmo,"You're IT!" And I realized he had tagged my back in my efforts to clean the floor. "You're gonna get it Gizmo..." 
:)

 ~Admael

161. Talec -- April 11 -- 3:00 PM
Talec rolls out of the way as Admael tears past him towards Gizmo.

162. Lil Wabbit -- April 11 -- 5:03 PM
WEEEEEEHEEEEE! Admael's it! RUN GIZMO!! She's catching up! Hurry!
'Wabbit later get's too tired to run anymore and falls asleep on the tavern floor.

163. Talec -- April 11 -- 5:15 PM
Whoops, this was a copy of the next post by me.

[This message has been edited by Talec (edited April 11, 1999).]

164. Talec -- April 11 -- 5:16 PM
As Talec runs away from Admael, he trip over 'Wabbit and falls flat on his face. 
"Hey!" 'Wabbit starts to complain, but soon drops off to sleep. 

Hehe...it wasn't to long ago that this was on dancing. Now it's tag. What next? ;)

165. Gizmo SPW -- April 11 -- 5:55 PM
I'm turnin' this place into a hazzard zone! Hehe.

Gizmo runs around the tavern, with Admael close at his tail. He runs around the large bar table, hoping to duck back behind the glass on his second lap. Admael chases Gizmo around once, then stops and lets out her foot. Gizmo runs by...
"Ack! Ouch..."
"You're it!" 
*ZIP!*
"Ouuuuuch..."

166. Admael The Follower -- April 11 -- 7:22 PM
"WHEEEEeeeeee..." was all that would come out. I was almost on the other side of the War Tavern already, and there was no way that Gizmo could get me here!

~Admael

167. Ducky -- April 11 -- 8:37 PM
A crash sounds outside. Everyone stops running around and looks at the door. A short bedraggled grey rabbit walks in. She goes up the the bar and asks Bluez, "I'll take the usual, Bluez." Bluz says, "Uh, sorry but I, uh, dont know what the usual is, girlie."
The short rabbit grins. "Have I been away that long?" I guess thats not your fault. I have been gone a while. The usual, Bluez, is a Carmenade, and I guess you should remember me now." He looked blank. Then cheeze yelled "Ducky! Long time no see girl!" Ducky grinned. "Yeah Cheeze, yer th' only one with a memory! Now what were y'all doing when I came in..." "Tag!" Rocky yelled. The game continued.
=Duck BWU

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Ducky to you.

168. Talec -- April 12 -- 2:50 PM
"Gizmo's IT!" yelled Talec to Ducky as he dodges him. Talec finally leaps up to the ceiling and clings to it with all his strength.

169. Bluez -- April 12 -- 5:25 PM
"Ehh... We have Carmenade? Of course I remember you, you asked someone about me as I came out of the restroom once." Bluez smiles as Ducky gives him the expression of 'how did you know that?' "As well I paired you up with Action Hank finding you two would be the perfect couple around here..." Bluez's head starts hurting from using his long-term memory. "Umm... Anyway, all our stuff just got smashed, so all we have is roast rabbit if Admael ever catches Gizmo."

-Bluez

170. Lil Wabbit -- April 12 -- 5:52 PM
HEY! C'mon! Watch where you're walking! 'Wabbit had established a full fledged camp in the middle of the tavern and didn't plan on moving anytime soon. Meanwhile Admael was chasing Gizmo for no reason. She apparently wanted to smack him for some unseen reason. Amael and Gizmo had walked on/over 'Wabbit about 3 times already but he was oblivious to it until now. Lil'Wabbit slowy fell back to sleep...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

171. Admael The Follower -- April 12 -- 6:01 PM
"Wait, why am I chasing you? You're it, not me!" I asked myself, slapping my ear in disgust.

~Admael

172. Cheeze -- April 12 -- 6:27 PM
"Ahh, cripes....now who's it?" said Cheeze, dazed and confused.

Some unknown rabbit zipped right by Cheeze and yelled, "You are!"

"Ah, do'h, i fell for it....we'll Wabbit 's sleepin' is sorta makin' me sleepy too...." said Cheeze as he drifted off.

"Great, Cheeze ruin it for all of us..." Spoke Ducky in a mildly discusted manner. "Well..." said Ducky as she ran up to Cheeze and tagged herself.
"..i'm it!"

"It works every time..." thought Cheeze as he rolled over in his fake-sleep.

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-Cheeze (eG)

"Cheezey Stuff is Good!"™

UIN: 14496625
cheeze_man@hotmail.com 

Copyright © 1997-1999 Cheeze, All Rights Reserved.

173. Bluez -- April 12 -- 8:31 PM
An alien tentacle pops in through the window and tags Ducky "Fribbley gibbley, I'm it, fribble gibble." The tentacle goes away.

A drunken bunny eyes where the tentacle used to be. "That... That didn't happen, did it?" he takes another swig of his carrot beer. "'Course not. Aliens don't have tentacles... they've got those... those things... that reach out and tag people...", he looks over at Admael,"Yeah... Y'know, those things... Gee I wish I had hair like that."

-Bluez

174. Admael The Follower -- April 13 -- 4:38 PM
Admael looks over at the drunkard, slightly confused,"Okay, whatever you say, doc. Just don't get near me with your soakin' paws..."

~Admael

175. Lil Wabbit -- April 13 -- 5:59 PM
Bluez, I'd appreaciate it if you would stop piling all those dirty rags on me. Some of them are starting to smell weird. *Ker-splash!* The durnkard threw a glass of carrot beer over 'Wabbit's head. 

176. RockyRaccoon -- April 14 -- 1:49 PM
"Oh, so Ducky's it." said Rocky.

"I wish tag involved blasters," Rocky muttered. Ducky was aimlessly speeding towards him at the time. Rocky spun around, and noticed this.

"Augh!" he yelled in surprise, and ran across the floor quickly. Rocky was fairly fast, and escaping was easy for him. Not paying any attention to where he was going, he tripped over Wabbit, and he went careening into the back room of the Tavern, where a pile of donuts was lying on a plate. He fell into the donuts with an awkward splat. Opening his eyes, he saw the donuts. "Woaaaah..." he said, dazed. Upon seeing the donuts he muttered "I must be in Heaven, look at all of the donuts!" he exclaimed. Picking one up, he began chewing on it. Ducky had given up on Rcoky, and chased after a few more rabbits. Resting by an open window, she saw a tentacle come in again. Tagging it, she yelled
"Hah, you're it!" It writhed around, and strange muttering sounds came from outside.

The tentacle then reached in the window, and slapped some drunkards out of its path, it aimed towards Talec.

The alien tentacle whapped him in the back, and outside someone screamed, "NARF! Uhcakip! You're the it!"

"Dang it!" Talec grumbled.

- RockyRaccoon EG 

"Stuff...The Freshmaker!"

177. Lil Wabbit -- April 14 -- 4:26 PM
Lil Wabbit decided to get rid of all the dirty towels and rags around him and began chucking them around aimlessly. "HEY!"
"Watch out!" and all sorts or things were shouted out as rags began flying. "Ahh... MUCH better now." 'Wabbit just began to flal asleep again when he heard Rocky munching on his doughnuts so he threw a couple at Rocky to get his attention but Rocky flew into a rage that included jumping up and down. "Apparently Rocky does not like being disturbed when eating doughnuts" muttered 'Wabbit

178. Bluez -- April 14 -- 4:48 PM
"Ah, so there's where that stash of mold went... Thanks for finding it, Rocky."

-Bluez

179. Gizmo SPW -- April 14 -- 5:01 PM
Gizmo, misunderstanding what Rocky says, pulls out his blaster and begins to fire all around the room.
"Bwahahahaha!" He yells diobolically.
"Gizmo, stop it!" Bluez yells.
"Pony...in the butter milk...shoo poooooneee shoo." Says a drunkard lying on the floor.
"Eat dirt everyone in the facility! Bwahahaha!" Gizmo says, going into a crazed blood lust.
Admael pulls out her staff, and zaps Gizmo. Instantly he begins dancing and singing music from the HF Pinnafore.
"Hey! Magic isn't fair Admael!" He says childishly while the rest of the tavern joins in at the chorus.
"Neither is blasters."
"No never?" He sings.
"No, never." Admael says back.
"And they hardly ever use blasters!" The rest of the tavern sings back.

Lets see if I'm the only Gilbert and Sullivan fan out there. :)

180. Admael The Follower -- April 14 -- 5:25 PM
"Well, it's all in a day's work for... Admael the bartender!" I said, joining in with Gizmo and the rest.

~Admael

181. Lil Wabbit -- April 14 -- 6:47 PM
Isn't using magic cheating? Everyone else has blasters. I think throwing one of those mold thingies would've been more sane. Gizmo's singing is starting to hurt my ears. Stop him Admael!

182. Ducky -- April 14 -- 9:02 PM
Hey Giz I like Gilbert an Sullivan!

A drunk Rabbit falls on the floor and starts singing a popular song among the frogs of carrotus. "My babies left my lily pad,
My legs were bothe deep fried,
I eat flies all day an when I'm gone, They'll stick me in formaldehyde
Ohhhhhh I got the greeeeeeeens,
I got the greens real baaaaaaaadd.
'Shut up Ducky yells, and trips over the Wabbit. "AHHHHH WHY DO PPL HAVE TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR?? Some one whacks Ducky and she screeches "Ow, Hey! I saw thaaaaaT!

Oh well. Bye fer now.
=Duck BWU

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Ducky to you.

183. Lil Wabbit -- April 14 -- 11:36 PM
Hey... it's SLEEPING, not sitting. Anyways you woke up from a great sleep too :-(.

184. Lil Wabbit -- April 14 -- 11:36 PM
Hey... it's SLEEPING, not sitting. Anyways you woke up from a great sleep too :-(.

185. Talec -- April 15 -- 2:47 PM
Talec snuck up behind an unsuspecting Ducky. Suddenly he tagged her and yelled, "DUCKY'S IT!!!" and raced away into the kitchens. Noticing the salads, he picks one up and hides in a ground-level counter.

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Yahoo! I beat Jazz 2 in Hard with no Cheating!

[This message has been edited by Talec (edited April 15, 1999).]

186. Bluez -- April 15 -- 5:02 PM
The salad smacks Talec and tells him to find his OWN hiding place...

-Bluez

187. Lil Wabbit -- April 15 -- 6:38 PM
YAUGH!! The salad's ALIVE!! Ummmm.. Bluez, isn't that a sign that you should start cleaning soon? I don't want food running around smacking rabbits :) and it IS spring..

188. Ducky -- April 16 -- 9:18 AM
Ducky whirled around an whacked the salad across the room. YER IT! she yelled. the salad started chasing everything in sight..
=Duck BWU

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Ducky to you.

189. Cheeze -- April 16 -- 12:37 PM
Cheeze awoke from his fake sleep. "Ahhh...." Cheeze galnced around and saw a salad running around. "Hmmmm......somethings different..." He took a galnce at Duck. "Oh, did you get a haricut or something?"

"No, 'course not." Duck said in a didn't-you-know-that? kinda way.

"Hmmm.... i guess it must be the salad running around. Hmmm....maybe that's why my piece of cheese tried to eat me a couple days ago..." said Cheeze as he drifted off into a real sleep.

-Cheeze (eG)

"Stuff. Now that's da stuff."

190. Gizmo SPW -- April 16 -- 1:27 PM
The spell slowly wearing off, Gizmo sits down in a heavy pant. Suddenly, the mutant salad runs by, and tags his foot.
"Glooor Ixxxxx." It says playfully and scampers off.
Everyone in the tavern waits. Gizmo doesn't move. Finally, Wabbit walks up to Gizmo and touches his shoulder. "I'm it." The game resumes.

191. Admael The Follower -- April 16 -- 4:45 PM
"Never underestimate the power of an insane rabbit," I said, panting and resting not too far from Gizmo. My legs were as tired as anything from running back and forth, and a clump of fur near my ankle was missing. I walked over to the salad, my eyes burning with anger. "Why you little..." and I drowned the salad in old Blu Cheese dressing.

~Admael

192. Bluez -- April 16 -- 4:52 PM
"It's just the mold that Rocky's been eating."Bluez the scientist says,"He openned the door at let all of whatever has been created in there out..."

"It's true,"his gun adds,"mold can be a very strange thing if not properly ventilated..."

-Bluez

193. Lil Wabbit -- April 16 -- 10:48 PM
'Wabbit snapped awake and wondered why he was avoided like the black plauge. Then he slightly remembered that he was apparently sleep walking and touched Gizmo to be it. He sneaked up on Admael and tagged her salad shouting "YOU'RE IT!" The salad got up from the Blue Cheese and began chasing rabbits again. Dripping dressing everywhere. BLOOP BlOOP BLoP

194. Admael The Follower -- April 17 -- 11:51 AM
"Take that, evil-doer!" I hollered, throwing chopped peppers and spicy Spanish chopped chicken at the salad. "Dig in!"

~Admael

195. Bluez -- April 17 -- 1:46 PM
The salad looks downcast and silently walks out of the tavern, "All I wanted was to play tag... What'd I ever do wrong?" the salad pushes past the door, and with a tear of salad dressing exits the tavern.

"Yeah, good ridance to bad rubbish," Bluez's gun hollars out the door.

-Bluez

196. Lil Wabbit -- April 17 -- 4:19 PM
"Hey, where do ya think you're going?" An evil looking rabbit was about the enter the War Tavern when the salad was walking by. "HEY! come back here! I'm hungry!" "AAAAAAAAA, HELP-ELP-Elp" the salad was now running around the tavern still dropping dressing. BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP

197. Admael The Follower -- April 17 -- 7:53 PM
I put my hair behind my ears, and darted over toward this "evil-looking" figure. "Hey, tough guy!" I slurred in my best New Yorker accent,"Yeah, I'm a-talkin' to ya! What's the likes of you doin' in here?"

He flashed me a glance (quite an evil one, I might add) and I sneered. This was going to be a long day.

~Admael

198. Bluez -- April 17 -- 8:24 PM
After glaring at Admael for a few seconds his face popped into a malicious smile from ear to ear and eyes that said he had just created a ghost...

-Bluez

199. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 1:39 AM
As Admael tries to stand up to this evil looking figure, a person not seen before for a mysterious reason, came out of the Penny Acade after getting his name on 1st-last place on all the games in the Penny Arcade,starts heading for the War Tavern.

When Photek heard about a rabbit getting better scores then him or anyone, he screamed with dissatifaction and sorrow...

200. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 1:46 AM
This figure, with a magical gleaming fur that none has seen before, with many battle scars from many battles, this not-so-famous person leader of JPL CLAN which once thrived, this person is...

201. Turbo RWA -- April 18 -- 1:51 AM
Is this the 200th post?

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;)The one and only RWA!!!
Turbo Rwa
kjjpuffy@hotmail.com 
www.geocities.com/Area51/Capsule/8799/index.html 
ICQ:18285248

202. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 2:00 AM
BæÅüMàÑ

203. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 2:04 AM
he went in and asked for a Carrotus Special

204. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 2:09 AM
some people asked about his fur. He told the ones he thought were worthy the spell...

The spell is(regedit fur for Jazz) 
ED FA CE DF

205. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 2:17 AM
Always having his weapon at his side in case of trouble.

206. Bluez -- April 18 -- 10:54 AM
"Hi," Bluez's gun greets BæÅüMàÑ. "What can Bluez get for you?"

Photek's scores were reset into the arcade games.

-Bluez

207. RockyRaccoon -- April 18 -- 11:18 AM
During the whole salad incident, Rocky just sat there, groaning sickly.

;)

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Does Matter"

208. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 12:26 PM
BæÅüMàÑ just sit's in his new corner and drinks his Carrotus Special(1 of the 10 corners.

209. Talec -- April 18 -- 12:45 PM
Oh, well, I was hoping to get the 200th post.

Furious at the salad, Talec races out in time to accidentally step in the running salad.

"Ewww." he said, disgusted.

He snagged the salad, and holding it arm's length, crams it into the garbage.

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Yahoo! I beat Jazz 2 in Hard with no Cheating! Twice! (once with Jazz, once with Spaz)

210. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 18 -- 1:29 PM
BæÅüMàÑ asks "i saw u guys playing tag, watever happend to that" then suddenly a tavern drunken tags BæÅüMàÑ and says "uR it!!" and the the druken runs at high speeds...

into the wall, "I had to ask"BæÅüMàÑ says.

211. Bluez -- April 18 -- 1:58 PM
Talec's it. He touched the salad... *Bluez whips out a grappling hook and grapples onto a nearby sky-scraper*. Whee!

-Bluez

212. Talec -- April 18 -- 3:04 PM
With his Blaster, Talec shoots the rope that keeps the grappling hook on the skyscraper. Bluez falls to the ground, stunned. Talec races by and tags him.

"YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!" shrieks Talec, running away at top speed.

~Talec: Local Time Traveler

213. Admael The Follower -- April 18 -- 4:15 PM
I don't get your description, Bluez. I'm guessing you're talking about a cheshire cat ;)

~Admael

214. Talec -- April 18 -- 4:25 PM
Huh? Cheshire cat? What are you talking about, Admael?

Hmmm....maybe it's that missing reply. I thought I saw this thread had been updated, but I don't see the reply. What's goin' on here!?!?!

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Yahoo! I beat Jazz 2 in Hard with no Cheating! Twice! (once with Jazz, once with Spaz)

215. Gizmo SPW -- April 18 -- 5:10 PM
Discraceful! You'll hear from my soliciter!

A chesire cat is just a name for cheese cut into the shape of cats in Chesire, England. However, it was immortalized in Alice in Wonderland, as the vanishing, grinning (another phrase immortalised) chesire cat.
AND if you play JJ2, "Retro World" (or whatever these people are callin' it) is really Wonderland. You should be ashamed!

216. Talec -- April 18 -- 5:22 PM
Umm....is everyone except me seeing this missing post (after mine and before Admael's)???????

Oh, and Gizmo, it's Retro Rabbit.
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Yahoo! I beat Jazz 2 in Hard with no Cheating! Twice! (once with Jazz, once with Spaz)

[This message has been edited by Talec (edited April 18, 1999).]

217. Gizmo SPW -- April 18 -- 6:56 PM
No...

218. Admael The Follower -- April 18 -- 7:22 PM
It's the one, much earlier, that says:

"After glaring at Admael for a few seconds his face popped into a malicious smile from ear to ear and eyes that said he had just created a ghost...

-Bluez"

~Admael

219. Lil Wabbit -- April 18 -- 10:46 PM
"Humph! jeez, try to take a nap and what do you get? Bunnies running around everywhere trampling you over with no respect...I need a new place to sleep. Maybe behind the bar..." 'Wabbit climbed over the bar, cleared some room under the table and made himself nice and comfy.

220. Bluez -- April 18 -- 11:25 PM
*The table breaks and falls on poor Wabbit*

*Bluez wakes up and tags that weird tentacle thing. The Tentacle tags Rocky the blob of moldy doughnuts.*

-Bluez

221. DethMan -- April 19 -- 9:51 AM
I can't believe this thread is still going.. I thought it died out months ago =)

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- DethMan
- dethman@jazz2city.com 
- www.jazz2city.com 

222. Ducky -- April 19 -- 10:40 AM
It did. But then it came back.
anyway, the salad climbes out of the trash and hides behind the chair that the tentacled thing is sitting in, and gets tagged. BLOoP BLoRp BLiP BLop SLiPPeTY SLaP SLop it runs around the tavern leaving a trail of blue cheese dressing, or whatever Admael put on it an tags Talec. Gilp herble kaaa, it says and then, oh sorry, I mean Tag, Your It. It runs for its life.
=Duck BWU

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Ducky to you.

223. RockyRaccoon -- April 19 -- 6:10 PM
Rocky groaned.

"Now I know what Wabbit felt like..." he muttered. "You eat a few pieces of mold that look like donuts, end up lying on the floor, and everyone's talking advantage of ya." he said angrily.

"All right, tentacle, it's time for some laser tag." Rocky yelled, after the few minutes it took him to get up because he was feeling so sick. He aimed his blaster at the tentacle, set it on Electroblaster, and fired away. The Tavern was lit up with a blinding flash, and the singed tentacle was seen crawling for the window.
"Hah! You're it!" yelled Rocky. suddenly, the tentacle burst back in through the window. It was bright red, and it seemed to be angry. Rocky also noticed a fairly large blaster in its grasp.
It aimed the huge thing at him, and Rocky only had time to utter "mother" in a soft voice.
The Tavern lit up again, and Rocky fell again to he floor, singed all over. Outside the window, a noise was heard that sounded something like Nelson laughing, but garbled.

"This is not a good day," he muttered, and fell to the floor with a burst of ash from his fur.

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Is Good!"

224. Admael The Follower -- April 19 -- 6:56 PM
"Rocky! Are you all right? Why, I'll pound that good-for-nothing, um, whatever it is, if it's the last thing I do!" I cried out in anger. His fur was singed almost to the skin, and I could not bare the sight of such a creature doing this to Rocky.

~Admael

225. Gizmo SPW -- April 19 -- 7:27 PM
Gizmo reaches into his cloak pocket, and pulls out a small wooden chest. He opens it up, and light flows out, blinding everyone in the tavern. He closes the box.
"Ooops. Wrong one."
He pulls out another box, this one round. He opens the latch, and throws it out the window, at the tentical. Horrible slurping noises are heard, and the tenticle groans and leaves.
"What was that?" Says a very charred Rocky.
"Behold the power of Cheese!" Gizmo yells, jumping onto the table. Everyone breaks into song:
"Oh well, I never was there ever, a cat so clever, that magical Mr. Perfectalese!"
Gizmo sits back down to thunderous appause. Then the tentical reaches into the window, grabs him, slams him into the floor, and leaves.

226. Bluez -- April 19 -- 10:37 PM
Bluez's gun applauds the tentacle.

-Bluez

227. Gizmo SPW -- April 20 -- 6:40 PM
Gizmo applauds Bluez.

228. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 20 -- 6:48 PM
whoever was it tagged BæÅüMàÑ and he ran and taged the Juke Box, then the juke box runs over to the Penny Arcade and tags the Space Invaders game and all the games and the Juke Box run back into the War Tavern and everyone runs from the Space Invaders game.

229. Bluez -- April 20 -- 8:01 PM
The tentacle seems strangely drawn to its presence...

-Bluez

230. Brian -- April 22 -- 9:54 AM
Wow! Almost 230 posts and still going strong. :)

231. Bluez -- April 22 -- 4:44 PM
The tentacle smacks Brain it.

-Bluez

232. Admael The Follower -- April 22 -- 5:28 PM
"Well, it'll be a while before he catches me, so I'll just fix myself a carrot shake," I thought. A rare occasion it was that Brian said anything here, so it would indeed be a while.

~Admael

233. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 22 -- 7:39 PM
Brian tagges the tenicle and it dissappears...

and then reappears in Admael's Carrot Shake and tags her and dissapears,man,my name should be upsidedown man

234. Bluez -- April 22 -- 7:46 PM
Brain tags Pinky who tags BæÅüMàÑ.

-Bluez

235. RockyRaccoon -- April 22 -- 7:50 PM
"NARF! Ooh, that was fun, Brain," said Pinky insanely.

"I'm all tingly-woo-woo!" he said happily.
Brain looked at him in pity.

"Pinky, don't make me have to hurt you." he said angrily.

;)

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Is Good!"

236. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 22 -- 7:52 PM
rocky should be a senior member since this is probabaly the longist topic

237. Admael The Follower -- April 22 -- 9:02 PM
That's "longest", and who cares what title anyone gets? I mean, Senior or no, he's still awesome :)

~Admael

238. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 23 -- 12:59 PM
No duh he's awesome, but he should just be comemerated for the longest topic on the JMMB, he started, he got all these posts on this topic, i just think that.

239. Bluez -- April 23 -- 4:56 PM
Everyone in here deserves a little something for keeping it alive. *Santa Rabbit climbs down through the Tavern's fireplace*

"Ho ho ho", he laughs,"I've got something for EVERYone." He starts pulling out gifts for the Tavern inhabitants.

-Bluez

240. Admael The Follower -- April 23 -- 5:16 PM
The whole Tavern starts singing,"Ya better watch out, you better not spy, you better not shoot, I'm tellin ya why... Santa Rabbit's comin' to Tavern!"

Cheeze pulls out his gun, frightens away the rabbits hogging the presents, and asks,"Hey, wha'd I get?" The jolly hare smiles and says,"Cheese." Cheeze jumps happily up and down, and stuffs a block of parmesan in his mouth.

I, being the disbeliever I always have been, sat in the corner writing a story. He strolled over to me began to ask what I wanted, and I replied,"I'd like drinks for the whole Tavern, on me!" He looked disappointed,"Oh, yeah, and you too Dad... I mean Santa."

~Admael

241. Bluez -- April 23 -- 11:30 PM
"Ho ho ho... Always the skeptical one. Did it ever occur to you that this is a cartoon tavern, and that Santa is always real in cartoons? Ho ho ho." everyone magically gets milk and cookies. "Besides, why would I give presents to everyone if I were your father and not theirs?" Santa winked a friendly wink and headed off to give everyone their presents.

-Bluez

242. RockyRaccoon -- April 24 -- 5:55 PM
Rocky stared at the plate of milk and cookies in front of him.

"Augh, cookies?" I want a donut instead,"he groaned.

Suddenly, Santa Rabbit plopped back down from the chimmney and yelled, "Look, Rocky, you were lucky you even got those, it's not like I have that many! Be happy with what ya have!" 

With that, Santa Rabbit whipped out a blaster, and shot it at the floor near Rocky,leaving a smouldering black crater. Quickly, he floated back up the chimmney. 

"Gee, he's real nice," Rocky muttered under his breath.

"Hey, what the heck was he doing here anyway, it's not even Christmas?" he asked.
"Hey, when someone writes something, it happens." Bart told him.

"Yeah, how do you think Pinky and the Brain got in here?" Talec added.

"Ooh, okay." replied Rocky. "So if I wanted a donut, I could just aim my blaster at the writer-guy, and force him to change this blasted cookie into a donut?" he asked hopefully.

"Don't push it." Talec answered.
"Yeah," came an echoing voice from Somewhere.
"Dang," Rocky grumbled.
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Okay, it obviously rocks that I made the longest post ever. ;)
But that's no reason for a status change. I'll never be a senior member, only awesome guys like Dean and Jeh can be a senoir member. They've been around the JJ2 world longer than all of us. :)

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Is Good!"

243. Bluez -- April 24 -- 6:56 PM
A bell chimes in the Tavern.

"That's funny," Rocky said to no one in particular, "we don't have a door bell here, do we?"

"Not that I know of," replied Talec.

Rocky openned the door to a huge monster-doughnut. "TRICK OR TREAT" it yelled at Rocky.

Rocky quickly slammed the door shut, his eyes wide and his heart rapidly beating out of his chest. "Cookies... They're not so bad..."

-Bluez

244. Admael The Follower -- April 25 -- 9:53 AM
I yelled at Santa, laughing through my teeth,"Because you're shopping crazy, that's why! Dad, there's no fooling me!"

He obviously didn't hear me. Duh! Because he wasn't Santa, and there is no Santa Rabbit. Let's forget about him.

Cheeze moaned. "What's wrong, Cheeze? Something get to your stomach?" I asked him. He replied with yet more moans,"Yeah. I'm hugry!" "But you just ate that parmesan... Wait a second, let me take a look at that cheese." He handed me the cheese, and I passed my hand over it to get a view of the molecular structure of the cheese. "Another one of my father's tricks," I said,"This isn't really cheese. It's just an illusion. See? I can pass my hand almost all the way through it." I pulled a piece of cheddar out of my pocket. "Here, munch on this."

~Admael

245. Bluez -- April 25 -- 12:40 PM
Uhh... So... He's less liable to get sick from cheddar that came out of your pocket than fake parmesan? O-tay...

Santa Rabbit then hands a present to Admael's father who was in the room the entire time and wasn't dressed in red.

-Bluez

246. Admael The Follower -- April 25 -- 5:20 PM
It's not really from my pocket, I'm a mage afterall...

And he wasn't sick, just hungry.

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I discovered something this "Santa" fellow had placed in my hands. "Hmm, what's this? Nothing I'll need, I'm sure," I said, while I slowly unwrapped the present to preserve the wrapper. I might need it later to dust for fingerprints. "Hah. Very nice. Santa needs to pay attention more often. I already have 5 pairs of moccasins, and I don't think I need any more."

~Admael

247. Gizmo SPW -- April 26 -- 8:46 PM
Gizmo opens up a box. A large spring pops out and gets stuck in his eye.
AHHHHHHHH! 
Everyone laughs at Santas funny practical gift. Gizmo passes out.

248. Bluez -- April 26 -- 10:55 PM
Bluez points his present away from himself as he opens it. Nothing pops out, so he takes a peek inside and finds a monkey paw.

-Bluez

249. Ducky -- April 27 -- 11:36 AM
I think this Santa Rabbit is fake, said Ducky with a strange look on her face. "He's weird. Lets send in a secret assasinator to blow him to smithereens, and then when he's good and dead, we'll hire a new Santa Rabbit." "Hey Ducky. Why don't you open your present?" This from Rocky. She opened it and inside was a purple butterfly with green spots. She Screamed and ran away to the way back of the tavern yelling "NOOOO! Not A BUTTERFLY! AHHHH GET RID OF IT!!" 

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=Duck BWU,
but Ducky to all you drunk and not drunk tavern ppl.

250. Bluez -- April 27 -- 4:31 PM
Satan Rabbit is heard laughing on top of the roof. He's then seen outside the window, falling straight down, still laughing. Thump. Satan Rabbit hit the ground hard.

-Bluez

251. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 28 -- 1:30 AM
hhhhhmmmmmm... if this is Santa Rabbit, then he should know atomaticly wat i want. BæÅüMàÑ opens his present and he found a Gold Blaster With maximum Fastfire!!!!
BæÅüMàÑ was glad with joy when he noticed Santa Rabbit's beard falling off and revealing part of a slimy green chin. BæÅüMàÑ decides to tell Admael that his blaster is real and works perfectly but war he noticed about this so called santa rabbit.

Go ahead anybody, continue please, and don't continue as if nothing is happening wrong with santa bunny.

252. Admael The Follower -- April 28 -- 5:32 PM
"Don't worry. I can't possibly," I said to him, while I observed the green chin,"If Santa existed, his DNA would vary highly from this faker.
Obviously this is..." I said, removing the well-casted mask,"The Grinch Who Pranked Christmas! The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is his brother." I smiled. I was right. Meanwhile, that particular grinch was crying in the corner. "All I wanted to do is party," he cried.

"C'mon grinch!" MErlin exclaimed,"CONGA LINE!!!" And the whole tavern (other than Bluez, of course, who was giving me the many "reasons" he shouldn't dance now) got up and linked onto each other's back and began dancing.

~Admael

[This message has been edited by Admael The Follower (edited April 28, 1999).]

253. RockyRaccoon -- April 28 -- 7:53 PM
Rocky walked around the Tavern, and saw a small can on the floor.

"Oooh! What's this?" he exclaimed as he picked up the can. He examined it closely, and saw that the label read "PARTY NUTS".

"Mmmmmm, party nuts!" he shouted. Rocky flipped the small can's lid off, only to find a spring shoot into his eye.

"AUGHHH!" he screamed. Bart was on the Tavern floor in laughing spasms.

Gizmo groaned, and stood up. "Ack, there's a spring stuck to my eye!" he shouted.

He fumbled around, and happened to run into Rocky. Both of the springs became caught, and Rocvky and Gizmo realized what kind of stupid situation they were in.

"Don't pull, Rocky." Gizmo told him.
Rocky seemed a bit insane, and he began pulling, trying to get out.

"AUUUUGGGHHH, don't pull!" Gizmo yelled.
"DON'T PULL!"

Rocky stopped pulling, and wondered how they were going to get out of this one.

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Is Good!"

254. Bluez -- April 28 -- 11:33 PM
When in doubt or when not in doubt, violence is always the answer.

-Bluez

255. BæÅüMàÑ -- April 29 -- 10:33 PM
Very wise words Bluez, but here's something to add to that" When in dubt of violence, commit suicide".

256. Admael The Follower -- April 30 -- 5:20 PM
"Whoo, better stop before I kill myself," I said, pulling the hood of my cloak from off the top of my head. I looked over to the soda meachine, and what else should I find but... ICE! I'm saved!

Hehe.

~Admael

257. Bluez -- April 30 -- 11:09 PM
Beauman, that's very illogical. Kill everyone else.

-Bluez

258. Admael The Follower -- April 30 -- 11:25 PM
My answer?
D. None of the above.

259. Bluez -- May 1 -- 12:13 AM
You're just jealous 'cause I figured out all your "Brain Teasers".

-Bluez

260. Admael The Follower -- May 1 -- 6:46 PM
You only figured out the first one, Bluez. C'mon! You can't tell me I'm smarter than you! I got 'em all in a minute flat!

~Admael

261. Cheeze -- May 1 -- 10:16 PM
Nooo!!! Stop the insanity!! My computers too slow to load this page!!! Noooo!!!!!

Plus i'm confused about the plot, but that's a different story.....First we're playing tag, then a skim through a but, then Gizmo pops out a piece of cheese (Yea, Giz!! :)), then we're playing brain teasers......

-Cheeze (eG)

If stuff is everything, then stuff are things. Yet things are bad. Thus, that makes stuff bad. But stuff cannot be bad and things cannot be good.....this is logical?

262. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 5 -- 1:29 AM
BæÅüMàÑ pulls out his new gold blaster setting it to PUed RF MISSLES pointing at the two people fighting for no good reason. BæÅüMàÑ: SHUT UP!!!! IF U DON'T U'LL LOSE UR EARS AND UR TAILS!!!!!!!!! I mean, I'm surprized Admael hasn't turned u into a frog Bluez!!!! I could use some assistance FATE, please, stop their sensless fighting, make them both FROGS!!!!!!!

263. Bluez -- May 5 -- 9:38 AM
You had it written down right, though... Plus you still thought the answer was yourself. AND I got'em ten seconds each. And I can tell you you're smarter than me, but I'd be lying. Bah ha ha!

-Bluez

264. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 5 -- 9:59 AM
BæÅüMàÑ set his gun to toaster instead and toasted Bluez to a point between ouch and near death.
BæÅüMàÑ: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!I CAN DO WORSE!!!!!!

265. Bluez -- May 5 -- 4:38 PM
*Bluez turns his head slowly to Beauman with a calm glare as his body is flaming.* You say?

-Bluez

266. Admael The Follower -- May 5 -- 6:35 PM
"Yeah, I'm just so wrong, ain't I? I mean, I couldn't even make them right after copying them exactly outta the blasted book!"

~Admael

267. Lil Wabbit -- May 5 -- 7:26 PM
"Hey there.. you, yea, Beauman! Don't go around zapping people, especially the bar tender!!!" 'Wabbit had woken up from a nap when he heard flames and smelt smoke.

268. Bluez -- May 5 -- 9:40 PM
*Bluez smiled as a flaming glow eminated from him, then turns to Admael*. So in essense I got two of'em right, and you got two of'em right... right?

-Bluez

269. Admael The Follower -- May 6 -- 5:50 PM
No Bluez, I believe you are mistaken. If indeed there is more than one answer, and I got at least one of the answers on each one, I got 3, and you got 2.

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~Admael

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Mercenaries - www.w-link.net/~onag/merc 

270. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 8 -- 4:19 PM
oh well, guess we'll have to overload everyone's computer, fine, be my guest.
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BæÅüMàÑ walks away wondering who will be the bartender since Bluez and Admael were too busy fighting over the stupidest thing in BæÅüMàÑ's opinion.

271. Admael The Follower -- May 8 -- 4:54 PM
"I heard that, sir," I said to him, a stern look in my eyes. "I'm sure you've done the same and worse. Or you've lost your sanity. One or the other."

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~Admael

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Mercenaries - www.w-link.net/~onag/merc 

272. Bluez -- May 8 -- 10:36 PM
There may have been two answers to that question, but if you're goint to be that way about it, I'd thought of both of them. The difference between the two of us is that I checked myself. Under your rules, I've gotten three of the four answers. So hoch petui on you.

-Bluez

273. Talec -- May 9 -- 12:36 PM
This is the longest thread in the whole entire Jazz Mega Message Board!

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Winner of JJ2 3 times:
1 hard, Jazz
2 hard, Spaz
3 easy, Jazz (testing how fast I could do it)

"Oh, we're all mad here," said the cat, "Why, I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do know I'm mad?" asked Alice.
"You must be mad," grinned the cat, "Or else why would you be here?"

(is that the JMMB or what!)

274. Admael The Follower -- May 9 -- 1:49 PM
Ahkay. You win.

And say it, don't spray it ;)

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~Admael

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Mercenaries - www.w-link.net/~onag/merc 

275. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 9 -- 3:39 PM
"YEAH!!!!!SOMEONE WON!!!!!"Said BæÅüMàÑ cheerfully."You could fly off now Mr. Interigation Droid, I don't need ur services anymore" 
BæÅüMàÑ: Now we don't need a substitute Bartender.

276. Bluez -- May 9 -- 9:34 PM
I wonder if Admael gets the idea I rarely give up, yet... Or do I still have yet to prove myself?

-Bluez

277. Admael The Follower -- May 10 -- 5:34 PM
Why would I ever get THAT idea? ;)

I was just tired of arguing over something that doesn't matter. I'm much more persistent on more important matters.

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~Admael

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Mercenaries - www.w-link.net/~onag/merc 

278. Bluez -- May 10 -- 11:36 PM
Oh, I see how it works... This isn't important to you? I've a mind for what most consider trivial. That artistic mind for small details and little care for anything that means something to people. I hate people. I'll have you know I'm offended. You meanie.

-Bluez

279. Lil Wabbit -- May 10 -- 11:36 PM
"You hate a people but you LOVE all wabbit's don't you Bluezy poo?" A female rabbbit cooed at Bluez.

280. Bluez -- May 11 -- 12:30 AM
Ah, no, you see, there's this little matter I like to call Dethman... Then again, what kinda rabbit has 'man' in his name?

-Bluez

281. Admael The Follower -- May 11 -- 5:23 PM
"Well, aren't we a tidbit predjudice? I'll have you know that humans are perfectly capable of everything rabbits are. I have set priorities, and I have a tendency to focus on what's important to me. This may vary for you, and so be it. Offended or not, whether you hate me or not, I still have a right to my opinion. And THAT, sir, is my opinion," I said, and continued to scrub a troublesome piece of silverware.

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~Admael

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282. Bluez -- May 11 -- 7:41 PM
You wanna hear my opinion? Too bad. Prejudice is hating a certain type of people. I hate everyone! Therefore, I am not prejudice. So there.

-Bluez

283. Lil Wabbit -- May 11 -- 11:15 PM
"Oh Bluezy poo is just perfect! He's not prejudice, he's WONDERFUL!" The female rabbit slithered up next to Bluez. By now, Bluez had reached a state of panic.

284. Bluez -- May 12 -- 12:27 AM
Uhh... *Bluez pushes Admael between the female and himself* Here. Have fun. *Bluez dashes off to the kitchen.*

-Bluez

[This message has been edited by Bluez (edited May 12, 1999).]

285. Lil Wabbit -- May 12 -- 9:58 PM
*Admael decides to have some fun and pushes the female toward the kitchen* The female follows Bluez with a large smile on her face, thinking it is a game.

286. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 12 -- 10:28 PM
give the female a name!!! And next time u fight about trivia or whatever could u please post it in miscelanious(however u spell it!!!)

BæÅüMàÑ arms some heavy duty springs on his hands in case they decide to push her(whatever her name is!!!) towards him.

287. Lil Wabbit -- May 13 -- 12:26 AM
Hmmmmm.. Female... let's take a poll! For now, we'll use female still :)

288. Bluez -- May 13 -- 4:34 PM
*Bluez watches from above as she looks around for him. He stealthily crawls through the vent and lands outside the tavern, then runs away.*

-Bluez

289. Admael The Follower -- May 13 -- 6:2 PM
"He he," I said, shaking paws with GOst,"that was a pretty good job there. I owe you one."

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~Admael

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290. DDay -- May 13 -- 6:52 PM
PULEEEEEEEZE!!!
PleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!

Make another topic to continue the "War Tavern". Please?

291. Guyman -- May 13 -- 6:55 PM
whoa.
In the whole of 288 posts (or so) I have refused to post but this is gettin kinda annoying so I'll just post.
btw, you may want to move this to another post -- it takes quite some time to load.

anyhoo... I shall adress ya'lls in turn. Once it finishes loading again....

ahh, much better.
CyberPunk? Probably someone will say what it is later but if not tell me.
(gives up after 250)
ack!
soo loongg....
oh well, this is like the red dragon inn..... I can do this

A small, short, wimpy, thin, rabbit enters. seeing no bartender, he ducks under the counter, taps the carrot beer and lies in a position alloowing the beer to drip into his mouth, smiling happily.
Seeing the glances, sits and fills glances one by one and hums tunes. "Watcha all looking at???"

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ICQ#: 19938902
"No pixels were hurt in the making of this post."

292. RockyRaccoon -- May 13 -- 7:50 PM
Rocky sat back in his chair, nearly falling over laughing. "Ah, entertainment. Entertainment stuff is good." 

"Y'know what this Tavern needs?" said Tobias, drinking something that appeared to be making him very happy.
A springy noise was heard from the huge lounge on the side. 
"WHEEE, AHAHAHHAH!" yelled Bart. He was boucing on the plaid chair with insanely big springs again.
Many rabbits turned in his direction, and then looked away, muttering. 
"Oh...what?" he said, and then another sproing was heard.
"Some TVs." Tobias said drunkedly.
"Hey, he's got a point!" Rocky replied, "That's one thing we've never had here..."

"I don't care either way," said Matti from the bar. Matti was staring at a shiny black thing. A faint whine was heard from it.
"Did you bring your hoagie again, Matti?" yelled MasterFiend, before laughing.
"What the heck is a hoagie?" exclaimed Electrap. MasterFiend answered with a subtly put "Don't ask."
"Aaaaghh, the reception on this thing blows!" yelled Matti before throwing the black thing at the ground. It smashed as soon as it hit the ground.
"Yeah, we do need TVs, don't we. Portable ones just don't cut it." he said angrily.

An echoing, soft knock was heard from the door. DethMan rotated his cybergenic eye to look at the door. He leaped up, and opened it with a creak. No one appeared to be there.
"Hummmh? What's the deal? Is some reject playing door pranks again?" said Deth angrily. 
"No...I just thought I heard someone ask for TVs." said a high voice from the ground. Upon looking downward, Dethman saw a miniscule rabbit in a sport coat and holding a huge briefcase. "Telemachaus TV Services at your...erm...service!" said the rabbit, and then he sped into the bustling Tavern.

"That is one heck of a small rabbit..." DethMan muttered, and he slammed the door with amazing strengh. The slam echoed through the whole Tavern, and wall was silent. 
"Whoops, gotta be careful how much force I exert on that..." said DethMan sheepishly.
He proceeded to walk over to the bar to order an elaborate drink, but he saw that Bluez was gone.

"$#%!, where is Bluez?" yelled DethMan, and then he sat down at the bar.

Rocky saw Telemachaus as he walked around 

"Hey, isn't that Cheeze's friend Telemachaus, that really smart rabbit guy?" Rocky asked.

Rocky looked around to find Cheeze, and saw that he was making out with Yuffie, the swiss-cheese bunny.
"D'oh, never mind. I'll ask him later." said Rocky.

"Oh, yes, that's definitely who I am," answered Telemachaus happily.

"I thought I recognized you from Cheeze's journey," Rocky told the diminuitive bunny, "So you do TVs now?"

"I believe I recognized you, too..." said Telemachaus in his unfortunately annoying "smart" voice. "And yes, I've gone into the TV business." Many Taverners walked over to Telemachaus, and he figured he should prolly tell all of them what he was going to do.

"So you want me to install some TVs, right?" asked Telemachaus.

"Of course we do! I thought you were psychic, couldn't you have figured that out?" said a rabbit angrily.

"Shut up!" snapped Telemachaus. "Okay, I'll install about 8 TVs. You can pay me after."
He whipped open the briefcase with a snap of his paws, and he looked in it and grinned, seeming embarrased.
"Oh yeah, that was just a prop, I don't need it," he said with a laugh. 

"Oh, Tele', will we have to leave the Tavern while you install the TVs?" asked Admael.

"Ah, no problem. You can stay. It'll only seem like a second." said the tiny sport-coated rabbit with another grin.

Telemachaus spit on his paws and rubbed them together. He sat in place for a few seconds, and then stood up. He slowly arose, and he raised his tiny paws into the air.
They whole body of Telemachaus began to shine, and a strange whining sound filled the Carrotus War Tavern.

Then, he sat down again, and snapped both of his paws. The sound of TVs echoed through the entire Tavern.

Everyone gasped, there were televisions all over the Tavern. Then, a collective "WOOHOO!" drowned it out.

The Tavern then got very lively.

"Oh, by the way, you don't need to pay me." said Telemachaus slyly, and he walked out of the Tavern. 
"Woah, we don't even have to pay him?" exclaimed MasterFiend. "SWEET!" he yelled.

He put his hands into the pockets of his jacket. "Guh? Where'd my twenty bucks go?" he yelled in surprise. Other rabbits checked their pockets and wallets, and found that tehy too were missing money.

Out in the parking lot, Telemachaus laughed happily as he counted the $500 in his white paws.
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- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff Is Good!"
"I've secretly developed a taste for bricks..."

293. Bluez -- May 13 -- 11:52 PM
Bluez grimaced as he realized that he'd taken out Telemach's engine to have a hiding place under his hood. He dropped down and started running off again.

-Bluez

294. Lil Wabbit -- May 14 -- 12:11 AM
HUMPH! Jeez, need to pay a rabbit for T.V. FATE wiggled his ears and A T.V screen appeared on the wall. He relaxed and ignored the buzz of the other T.V's.

295. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 2:00 AM
BæÅüMàÑ: I'll be right back!
BæÅüMàÑ rushed to a cave that he kept his stuff in because he never realized looking into realastate because of war. He ran back to the war tavern and with super speed because he was so excited he hooked up an N64 on every T.V. with Smash Brothers in it. BæÅüMàÑ: I got dibs on Link!!!
Everyone in the war tavern rushed over to get a controller.

296. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 2:03 AM
Guess

297. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 9:54 AM
what

298. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 9:56 AM
,

299. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 9:58 AM
I

300. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 10:02 AM
Got

301. BæÅüMàÑ -- May 14 -- 10:06 AM
300th post!!! Yeah baby!!! yes, i know it was a waste of space but i couldn't resist!!!
I'll create a new topic to continue on,K? 

302. RockyRaccoon -- May 14 -- 1:50 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

WOOHOO!

300 posts! Err, 301 posts. Whatever. :)

WOOHOO!

Quite an accomplishment for the War Tavern, MErlin would be pretty blasted proud.

:)

Well, now that this post has grown to an insane size, we should prob'ly start a new "War Stories are Back!" legacy in Beauman's trusty post. :)

WOOHOO!

This one doesn't need to be shut down, since we're all semi-sane, we won't be demented enough not to stop posting in this one.
Closing it would be too evil, it'd be lost like I thought it would be after two weeks...

Well..."Stuff Is Good!" :D

- RockyRaccoon EG

"Stuff...enough said." 

"All right!!! Jaw-dropping!!"

303. Bluez -- May 14 -- 4:32 PM
That's right, who in their left mind would be psycho enough to post more now that it's up to 301 posts? Only crazy lunatic would, I tell you.

-Bluez

304. Admael The Follower -- May 14 -- 5:30 PM
Yes, Bluez, oh insane one. :)
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"It's a good thing we don't use money in Selah. I should of known you couldn't trust salesmen," I thought to myself. Telemachaus re-checked the cash in his pocket, and let out a disappointed squeak. Dino's money had turned into bubble gum wrappers. He should have known better to mess with a top-notch magician like Dino.

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305. Bluez -- May 14 -- 11:00 PM
Hey, Admael. There's a fine line between insane and crazy. Personally, I prefer fine curves.

-Bluez

306. Admael The Follower -- May 14 -- 11:04 PM
Whatever you say, Bluez :)

Would you care to refresh my mind as to what the Cheshire cat said in "Alice in Wonderland"...? :)

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307. Bluez -- May 15 -- 7:12 PM
"T'was brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves,
and the momeraths outgrabe.

"Second verse:"

"T'was brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimb--..."

"Well that depends on where you want to get to."

"The left fork takes you to the Jack Rabbit, and the right fork will take you to the Mad Hatter."

"Oh, you may find that very hard... You see, We're all mad here. Mmm hmm hmm... Ah ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha.

"T'was brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Hmm-hmm hmm hmm... hmm hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm...
Hmm hmm-hmm-hmm... Hmm hmm..."

[Later]

"Why the long face, my dear?"

"Don't you see? You have no way home. There's only the QUEEN'S WAY."

"Well some go this way... and some go that way... But I prefer the short cut."

[Later]

"Shall we?"

"Oh but it's just so fun!"

I haven't seen that or read it in a long time, so sorry if something's a little off. Anyway, that's basically what he said.

-Bluez

308. Admael The Follower -- May 15 -- 9:35 PM
What was it that it said about everybody being mad here, er, I mean there?

You get my point :)

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~Admael

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309. Bluez -- May 16, 1999 -- 10:56 AM
He he he. I knew what you were referring to. But that wasn't enough for me.

"Oh, but it's just so fun!"

I get the point on the top of your head? Nah, you can keep it.

-Bluez