The Gundam Beauty Pageant|
by Charon the Sabercat
And the winner is... wow, I never would have guessed it! This chapter was rushed, be careful.
Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - Chapter 15
The Gundam Beauty Pageant|
14. And the winner is...
I never would have guessed!
Shute held up the envelope that held the winners name. "It's time to announce the winner of the Most Detailed round!"
Rele bunched her hands. "Oo, I'm so excited!"
Genki waved his arms. "And the winner is..."
Shute opened the card... and stared in amazement. "Destroyer Dom!"
The kids were suddenly rushed off the stage by the normal Zako hosts, each holding a sparkler and singing Dom's praise!
"A fabulous win for the Dark Axis!" yelled Red.
"Our first win since Zeong, zako!" agreed Blue.
Yellow was still bouncing on the stage, but for a different reason. "Ow! OW! The sparkler burns! The sparkler burns!"
"Be quiet, you!" Red smacked Yellow with his microphone. "We're celebrating a win against overwhelming odds in the Dark Axis's favor!"
Blue waggled his microphone. "I personally interviewed Destroyer Dom after his unexpected win."
It looked like a confetti bomb had gone off in the room. Sazabi and Madnug were holding hands and dancing, chanting "Ax-is! Ax-is!". Grappler and Zapper had an arm each around Dom and were shaking him like a martini. Zako soldiers were throwing banners, more confetti, and plastic beads on everyone they could find.
"Dom pretty!" Dom clapped his hands. "Dom pretty, Dom pretty, Dom pretty!"
"How's it feel to bring in the first win for the Dark Axis, zako?" Blue asked.
"It feel good!" Dom grabbed Grappler and Zapper and hopped up and down with them. "Dom no think Dom win!"
Grappler punched the air and whooped. "Dom, baby, I always knew you had what it takes!"
"Party in the break room!" Zapper added. "All you can drink, Dom! My treat!"
Dom was very still, and tears gathered in the bottom of his eye. "(sniff... sniff) Dom so happy!"
He mondo-hugged his team mates to his chest, bawling like a baby.
Yellow pushed Blue out of the way. "Hey, don't hog the spotlight! I got to interview the lovely Killer Kath, Dom's stylist!"
"What are your thoughts on the win, Mrs. Kath?"
Killer momentarily flinched, but continued, her hands nearly smacking the microphone out of the Zako's hand several times. "Ohmygod, I never thought that huge lump of junk would ever win this thing! I mean, look at him! He took three cans of polish! THREE! And even that wasn't enough to get all of him! I wound up just having to the front side of him and hope they didn't get him from the back!"
... "So... the win, Mrs. Kath?"
Killer popped back into reality. "Oh, right. Go, Dom, and all that."
The Zakos were stunned. "Uh..."
"Kath is not an easy person to talk to, zako zako," said Yellow.
Blue touched his head wear his ear would be. "Hey, I'm getting a signal, zako! Genkimaru is interviewing Daishogun Perfect Virtue right now!"
"Oo, that's a big upset, me!" Genki stated, making Daishogun laugh. "How do you feel?"
"I think Dom needed that win more than I did." Daishogun flickered his fan. "I can't imagine how proud he must be now."
Genki was kicked out of the way of the camera by Bakunetsumaru. "I can't believe that spawn of evil beat the Daishogun! He must have cheated! W-"
Daishogun knocked Bakunetsumaru to the ground, looking slightly annoyed. "Bakunetsumaru, do not interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!"
Genkimaru and Daishogun shared a glance, then began to laugh like there was no tomorrow.
The Zakos were dancing with eachother. "Daishogun beat up a Gundam! Daishogun beat up a Gundam!"
Red signaled the curtain. "Okay everyone, for the future of the Dark Axis-"
The audience couldn't resist. "Zako soldier fight, yeah!"