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Message: 16/47 Posted Author
Japanese Government Rumbles Thu Apr 01 Global News Network
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On several dull politic-centric channels, the news of the special
congregation of the House of Councillors is quite exciting. On GNN, it
deserves a little spot on the bottom news ticker. However, despite who knows,
the upper house of the Japanese legislation came together today to discuss the
recent Robot Master attack on Light Labs, and, inadvertantly, Neo Tokyo.
Foremost among the speeches is one delivered not by a politician, but
by an industrialist, the former President and current CEO of Mikage, Intl, a
man known simply as Amano. In a white suit inconsistant with the greys and
blues of the rest of the august party, he looks out of place in more ways than
one. Not to mention he couldn't be past his mid twenties - he looks more like
a teen idol than a powerful business man, with flowing black hair and flawless
looks. However, his speech cannot be denied, especially when it comes as such
a time as this.
"For many years, the people of Japan have been content to ignore the
troubles of this war-torn world. We have allowed our Self Defense Force to
become slack, relying on the Maverick Hunters to safeguard us against the
ravages of Wily and Sigma. It is now clear that the Hunters are not our
militia. They have their own agendas, priorities, and goals. None of which
coincide with ours."
"While Japan has remained fairly safe, Robot Master forces have taken
over nearly an entire continent. The Maverick Empire has torn through Europe
with equal, frightening ease. The United Nations has become a shadow of a
power, its child, Repliforce, eclipsing what it once was. We live in a world
of war. We live in a world of Reploids."
"And now, this rude awakening has given us a taste of the terror the
rest of the world faces. We have seen the destruction that can be so easily
wrought upon our soil. We have seen just how powerless we are to stop such
belligerance. I personally have lost friends and coworkers in the attack. It
is always jarring to be shown exactly how fragile your way of life is. And we
have been shown just that."
"Who do we turn to now? Repliforce fights their own battles, a war
that draws their resources away from protecting the very populace they were
created to safeguard. They have lost sight of their purpose, and the United
Nations is helpless to change the course they have set themselves on. Indeed,
the U.N. is unable to compete with these superpowers, even the one they
created. The Maverick Hunters are not capable of defending Japan, nor do their
intentions lie in our nation."
"We must stand on our own two feet. No longer can we ignore the storm
blowing outside. No longer can we pretend the horrors of Wily and Sigma are
too far away to effect us. No longer can we count on Repliforce, the Maverick
Hunters, or the United Nations to protect us."
"The Self Defense Force will not be just a name ever again. I urge
this legislation to take the appropriate steps to ensure that not only we can
protect ourselves when the time comes, but that the likes of the Maverick
Hunters can never recklessly bring this war to our doorstep again."
The motion was well accepted by the House of Councillors, as was
illustrated by several speeches concuring with Mr. Amano.
(Questions? Comments? Facestabs? @Mail or page Amano.)
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Message: 16/48 Posted Author
April Fools Chaos Fri Apr 02 Global News Network
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"Three young children...and their music teacher...are dead tonight, at South
Lexington Elementary School in LexLouCin City, along with many other injuries
from minor to critical. The Spring Musical band review held annually by the
school was attacked by an assailant that appeared to be world-known Maverick
Hunter and hero Megaman, himself. Originally welcomed as a spectator, the
reploid fired his weapons into the audience without warning. After other
Maverick Hunters arrived onscene to stop the attack, authorites and our GNN
footage, shown here, confirm that it was not Megaman, but the Robot Master
Gemini Man, who perpetrated the assault... probably for no other reason than
the spirit of the holiday, well known as a time of Robot Master mayhem. When
cornered, he was also apparently all too eager to take 'the credit' for the
attack that destroyed Light Labs and a large portion of the Donachi District
in NeoTokyo, though given the presence of multiple Robot Masters and the
involvment of Bass at the scene, there is not definitive evidence to support
his boast. Authorities from the criminal city of Tartarus have already
confirmed the rumor that Dr. Thomas Light has put out a significant bounty for
the android's arrest. Though arresting a Robot Master has always proved
notoriously difficult, if not impossible, there are those likely brave enought
to rise to the challenge. Tonight, our thoughts go out to those who are
hospitalized or are suffering loss after this senseless attack. This is GNN."
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Message: 16/49 Posted Author
Fire In New York! Sat Apr 03 Global News Network
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*GNN Spinny*
"This is Chet Bucklet with news so hot, it'll burn your DAD! Just this
afternoon-THIS AFTERNOON-the inflamous Mavericks attacked the Happy Smiley
Tiem Orphanage, with FIRE AND BRIMSTONE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!" *cut to various
pictures of Blaze Fox, Raph, Psychogenesis and Sting Chamelion-mostly
unflattering ones, with Psychogenesis only having a brief shot.*
"The Maverick Hunters, Interpole, and Repliforce rushed onto the scene, with
Doctor Light himself making an appearence in an Anti-Burnination machine.
While the likes of Roll Light and Prismatic Spider set up a triage station for
the orphens, Simian Monk, Blizzard Wolf, Cacophony Timberwolf, Bridgit Cascio
AND FRIENDS were very busy punching the Mavericks and Fire IN THE FACE!" "Omg
in the face!!?" "Yes, in the face. Currently, the number of casualties remain
unknown, though the force managed to get a large percentiage of the
Orphanage's two-hundred plus-that's right, PLUS-residents out of the blaze and
into an AWESOME cot, for medical type stuff. So far, noone's had anything to
say about it, thought Dr. Light promised a TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL press statement
later today. This is Chet Bucklet-CHET BUCKLEY-signing off!"
*This...is GNN.*
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Message: 16/50 Posted Author
Church of Bass Commercial Mon Apr 05 Global News Network
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And now an official word from the Church of Bass.
Pope Guts Man can be seen in all his glory with his big Pope hat
which has a hardhat on top, he's on a construction site of sorts. "Greetings
my fellow children, I am here today to report on the status of the Church of
Bass, as some of you know the Holy Poncho has ended its tour after 3 weeks. In
those 3 weeks the church has amassed 2.7 million Zennies in revenue, we would
like to thank our generous followers who have visited the Holy Poncho and
contributed to the Church..
"I would also like to state that some of our profits will go to
building new orphanages in New York City after that despicable attack from
those Mavericks. Yes we here at the Church of Bass care for our young ones. We
know that they are our future! They are the most important resource we have
this side of faith in our Lord Bass!
"Oh for in today's bleak world faith might be the only thing we have
left! Who better to believe in than in our own Lord Bass whose second coming
is close at hand! I can feel it in my frame that he will emerge once again!
Yes pray with me brothers and sister! Pray to the mighty Lord Bass! Pray that
he may come back to strike down our foes!
"But beware of the Anti-Bass! For he may be at hand too! The
Anti-Bass may appear soon after Lord Bass' second coming to try and lure our
faithful believers away! Do not be tempted or fooled! There can only be one
Lord Bass! You know what you must do! You must push the evil temptations away
and have faith! Then and only then will you be allowed into Lord Bass' heaven!
May Lord Bass have mercy on all of our souls! Amen!"
The video footage suddenly shifts to the Lord Bass Choir singing and
praising Lord Bass. A message appears at the bottom of the screen. This
commercial was paid for by the Church of Lord Bass.
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Message: 16/51 Posted Author
The Liberation Of Poland Mon Apr 05 Global News Network
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< This -- is GNN. >
Poland has been liberated this evening by the Irregular Overlords, who
employed a mixture of subterfuge and raw force to topple the ruling Maverick
regime and push back Maverick military forces into nearby Germany and other
surrounding Maverick holdings.
According to civilian witnesses who leaked information onto the Internet
during the battle, the Maverick forces initially did significant damage to the
smaller Irregular Overlord force, destroying many Irregular Overlords before
they could enter the city. The tide of battle began to turn once covert
operations units under Epsilon's command began striking at the information and
energy infrastructure of Warsaw, which caused significant disruption to
Maverick logistics and allowed for the unconventional tactics of the Irregular
Overlords to be significantly more effective.
The decisive moment in the siege came when Epsilon, the Irregular leader,
utilized a massive battle form similar to that of "Kaiser" Sigma's. This
advanced form, reported to be called "Caesar", did immense property damage to
the city and destroyed a large number of Maverick forces before they were
forced to retreat. A weapon of mass destruction known as the Ultima Shot was
also reportedly used, causing additional damage.
Neither the Irregular Overlords nor the Coalition for Reploid Freedom have
issued official statements about the situation at this time.
< This is GNN. >
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Message: 16/52 Posted Author
Irregular Overlord propaganda Mon Apr 05 Global News Network
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Temporary broadcast systems have been hastily erected inside of Poland,
beaming a digital signal out across the country and into neighboring Maverick
countries. The feed is also being mirrored on the Internet for international
viewing.
The feed, while it lasts, broadcasts programs created by the Irregular
Overlord organization that features prominent members such as Epsilon and
Scott Wily, as well as the "common" Irregular Overlords. These programs detail
the rambling manifesto of the organization, which mostly revolves around the
creation of a democratic, independent Reploid homeland free of human
oppression, as well as the occasional viginette detailing the great prosperity
and freedom that will be gained by humans submitting themselves to Scott
Wily's rule.
Between major sequences are reruns of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", old
Liberace concerts and a skip-prone rebroadcast of "Priscilla, Queen Of The
Desert".
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Message: 16/53 Posted Author
Advertisement Mon Apr 05 Global News Network
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<Not widely circulated, but worth mentioning, are advertisements for a new bar
in the Eurasian club district known as Thunderclap. Oddly enough, some of
these adds run on GNN... a notoriously expensive channel to advertise on. The
ads seem to portray the place as a good place to drink and get information,
with live broadcasts from the Sheol Pit on the big screen. Odd indeed.>
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Message: 16/54 Posted Author
And now in financial news... Mon Apr 05 Global News Network
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Spark 'Vark: ..........Thank you, Bill. In Financial News today, one man has
slipped himself casually into the slot for the eleventh richest man in the
world. Formerly fairly low on the list of movers and shakers, one Glyde Loath
-- nephew of long-time business giant Lex Loath and his multi-national
corporation Loath Enterprises -- has done so through the absorbment of his
Uncle's financial assets.
According to the younger Loath, Lex had been in his office in Karasawa Towers
during the Robot Master attack that we are all intimatly familliar with.
Having not been heard from since, his official status is missing and assumed
dead -- and until it is confirmed, Glyde has stepped in to maintain his
Uncle's fortunats and corporation. How he runs it remains to be seen -- for
Loath Enterprises has been the brunt of many corporate scandals in the last
five years. Mr. Loath has announced that he intends to 'clean up' the company,
although for now it will remain it's own individual company -- a wholly owned
subsidiary of Mr. Loath's own G. L. Enterprises. Should Lex be found, the
company will automatically revert back to his control.
In other news, the Zenny has risen five points on news of.....
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Message: 16/55 Posted Author
Poland Invaded! (Again!) Wed Apr 07 Global News Network
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<This is GNN.> "Reporter Roach here, with more breaking news from
war-torn Poland. This country in Eastern Europe has never had it easy, but
this appears to have been one of the worst weeks for the land between Germany
and Russia in it's history of invasion and tug-of-war politics. Sunday the
Irregular Overlords invaded Warsaw, and despite all expectations, forced the
Mavericks to abandon the city, and indeed most of the surrounding country.
Now, however, it appears a third force has arrived to contend for the
area: Repliforce, moving up from the Balkans, has struck a hard blow to the
already-weakened IOs. Although reports from the scene are sketchy at current,
it seems as though the Irregulars shattered under a lightning assault from the
Repliforce Marines, and have retreated eastwards towards Russia.
So, as dawn breaks, it appears that Warsaw, or what's left of it, is
now in the hands of the Repliforce. Free? For now. However, top military
anylists suggest that the Mavericks will certainly attempt to take the country
back. Yes, it certainly seems that the future holds more strife yet for
Poland. But I'm no psychic. We'll bring you more as events unfold." <GNN GNN GNN>
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Message: 16/56 Posted Author
Robot Master Gestalt? Hong Kong at Wed Apr 07 Global News Network
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"This is GNN reporting from the Hong Kong Park District where yesterday, a
series of events thrusted through the area and dealt a massive ammounts of
collateral damage. Namely, cars and signs were ripped from their places and
thrown all over the places. The Robot Masters apparently picked this area to
test a new invention of their design, even if it can't be called that. I shall
let you all take a look at the new menace we have to fear."
Insert here a snapshop of Magnet Man taped on Crash Man's back. Or is it the
other way around? Regardless, they're both destroying things.
"The Robot Masters, speaking in unison, declared their name to be 'Magnash
Man' at some times and 'Cragnet Man' at some other times. When authorities
approached.."
Snapshop of Alpha fighting the duo, still hanging onto each other's back.
"... a fight broke out. The Robot Masters were defeated, but the Maverick
Hunter was almost destroyed (if not falling unconscious) during the process.
Multiple spectators were present to witness, namely the world-widely known
Protoman."
A snapshop of Blues standing on a random roof is put here with a small note:
"HAHA WE SAW YOU!"
"Maverick Hunters Glaive and Simian Monk were also spotted on the scene, the
former trying to destroy the escaping 'Gestalt' but to no avail.
Reconstruction of the losses in the district shouldn't take more than a week,
and we can all guess a lot of persons will be requesting refunds for their
destroyed cars, mailboxes and whatnot metal items that were ripped away."
"This was GNN, keeping you updated at all times."
OOC Note: You want to have a scene with Robot Master Gestalt Extraordinaire
Magnash/Cragnet Man? Just @mail either Magnet Man or Crash Man! We'll see what
we can do and make sure you enjoy yourself!
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Message: 16/57 Posted Author
Attacks in India! Thu Apr 08 Global News Network
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<This is GNN>
"Good Evening, Figurehead Fairy here to report the latest Robot Master attack.
Here in India along the Deccan Plateu the Robot Masters, Shade Man and Shark
Man started attacking the technolofy labs of Floating Rock Technological
Industries around 9:00 P.M.. Shade Man had started the attack by directly
bombarding the main building--" The building shown here. "--with repeated
bubblebat shots, explosions, and his own Sonic Blasts." Shots of Shade Man
blowing stuff up. "Shark Man attacked the security section of the labs by
destroying security drones, checkpoints, and civillians." Shots of Shark Man
doing his thing.
"Those to respond were Burn Dinorex and Rain Turtle of the Repliforce. Burn
Dinorex took Shade Man and Rain Turtle took on Shark Man. The battle between
Burn Dinorex and Shade Man did not last long, because of shots like this--" A
picture of Burn launching Napalmer at Shade Man, and Shade Man being almost
obliterated. "--Thanks to efforts like Burn Dinorex, Shade Man had to retreat.
However, the fight between Rain Turtle and Shark Man lasted a bit longer with
Rain Turtle 'on top of things'--" It cuts to a shot with Rain Turtle falling
on top of Shark Man or at least about to.
"Civillian casulties were minimal, but there are still employees missing.
Structural damage to the labs itself has made the building condemned and
unusable by anyone." Shots of the labs looks pretty beaten up and ready to
collapse in on it self.
"This is Figurehead Fairy, signing off from GNN."
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Message: 16/58 Posted Author
Poland: Under the Maverick Flag! Sat Apr 10 Global News Network
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<This... is GNN!>
"Goodmorning, this is Manic Monkey, reporting the latest on the
situation in Poland! After switching hands several times - Maverick to
Overlord, Overlord to Repliforce, if you don't remember - Poland has once
again come under the boot of Maverick rule. While GNN could not gain access to
footage from Repliforce sources just yet, eyewitnesses report a bloody battle
in which CRF forces staged a two-part attack."
"A wave of reploid shock troops, lead by General Vile, first entered
the outskirts of the city with the aid of mobile and long-ranged artillery.
After disrupting fire teams and anti-aircraft batteries, the second portion of
the invasion force, a large mechinaloid contingent, quickly deployed and
pounded on the remaining defenses."
"Reports show that in a daring battle, Colonel destroyed the Goliath,
Vile's personal armored carrier, but was dealt massive systems damage by the
angered general. Colonel's condition is, at this time, unknown, but our
prayers are with him and every Repliforce reploid that was harmed in this
battle. General and other Repliforce spokesreploids were unavailable for
comment at this time, but a press conference is expected very soon. This has
been Manic Monkey, updating you on the war in Poland!"
<This... was GNN!>
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Message: 16/59 Posted Author
Sermon Part 1 Sat Apr 10 Global News Network
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Live from the St. Treble Church somewhere in Africa, it's almost 9A.M. and
time for the live mass! The Pope himself is there today ready to give a
sermon. He's wearing a nice white outfit and of course his majestic big Pope
hat.
"We are gathered here today on this most important day! No not Easter Sunday
you poor fools. But the day that was to come! Yes the second coming is now at
hand! For on this most wonderful day our Lord Bass is once again alive! Risen
from the dead! For a month now Bass has paid for you sins! He has been to hell
and back again which just goes to show you that he is indeed a God! For no
mortal could survive such a journey, but Lord Bass has! Now you will all taste
the true power of the Church of Bass, for a God walks among us!!!!"
Suddenly a man can be heard shouting in a heavy Spanish accent, "Death to the
Pope!!!!" The cameras whip around in time to see a crazy man firing bullets at
Guts Man, each shot hits him, however they are regular bullets hardly doing
any damage at all. Not too smart of a plan. Suddenly the Angelic Joes statues
come alive swooping down from their pedestals grabbing hold of the man and
landing in front of Guts Man.
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Message: 16/60 Posted Author
Sermon Part 2 Sat Apr 10 Global News Network
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Guts Man has a stern look on his face, "And here we would have an infidel..
Tell me my son, what is your name?" The Hispanic human spits in Guts Man's
face. "I see." He casually wipes away the spit from his face. "You see? This
is what Lord Bass is fighting for. The world is a violent place filled with
ignorant people who would dare assassinate a religious figure such as myself.
Well no more! I am sending a message to all of you who would oppose the
Church! Cross us and this shall happen to you!"
The Angelic Joes let go of the man as Guts Man picks him up by the neck. "As
Lord Bass has said, hell is a place filled with pain and sense deprivation.
This infidel is going to hell!!!!" One of the huge hands starts to crush the
man's midsection and you can hear a distinctive snap, the man screams very
loudly. He throws the man to the ground who tries to get up but can't. "I...
I... I can't move!"
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Message: 16/61 Posted Author
Sermon Part 3 Sat Apr 10 Global News Network
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Guts Man nods, "That is but the first step." He picks the man up again, with
the man's back to the television you can see Guts Man do something, it appears
he's torn something off the man's face, quite a bit of stuff actually, if you
didn't know it, you'd say the man just had his eyes plucked out, his tongue
ripped out, his nose broken and his ears torn. He throws the pitiful man who
must be in serious pain now back to the ground.
"This is what awaits those that will not join the Church of Bass! This is what
Lord Bass went through for you! Look upon this shell of a man! This worthless
assassin! He does not deserve to live! Yet I am the Pope, I am not the Angel
of Death. Instead I condemn him to live in hell among us!" He claps his hands
and the Angelic Joes grab him, "Take him to the hospital and make sure that he
survives. But make sure that every breath that he takes is a painful one. He
will be a reminder to all that there truly is a heaven and hell."
The panicked Churchgoers have more or less all taken their seat once again;
there is a soft mumbling among them all. The Pope raises his hands, "Now let
us pray for that man's soul! Let us pray so that Lord Bass may forgive him for
his actions someday. But more importantly, let us pray for our own souls
first! Let us pray to Lord Bass for dying for our sins. Let us pray my
friends, for that is all we can do at this time. Amen."
And end the Church TV sermon.
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Message: 16/62 Posted Author
Some words from Interpol Sun Apr 11 Global News Network
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"Interpol held today a press conference regarding the latest
announcements from the Church of Bass. As it was stated by them, this sect has
been this far relatively unhazardous to the wordly population, yet this could
take a drastic turn whenever the Robot Masters feel it opportune."
The screen changes to the UN HQ press room in Seoul. Arthur Maxwell,
the Interpol spokesman stands behind the podium, holding a bunch of papers and
speaking to the media in the room. "We must remain objective and remind the
citizens of the world that the object of cult of this group is someone who has
caused indiscriminate carnages accross the globe. The worship of such calamity
is a matter of serious worry for the people. In fact, the first ones we want
to warn about this are the followers of this cult."
The well-dressed man moves on to the next page in his pile of papers.
"The Research, Developement and Investigation division from Interpol is
keeping an eye on this matter, and has got a message for the followers of the
sect." He reads. "You are all idio-" There is an abrupt stop, then the man
swallows some saliva and seems to read the paper once again, thoughtfully.
"Y-you are all fervent believers," - he finally manages to speak, though it
looks as if he wasn't reading these words - "b-but the true meaning of this
cult must be considered. Yes, that's it."
The man breathes deeply before he continues. "We have also got a
message from our Enforcement division." He reads another paper. He makes a
small pause and reads it again, eyes wide-open. "Sorry, it was a mistake. We
don't have any messages from the Enforcement division. Any more questions?"
The screen returns to the GNN news central. "One of the last and most
significative statements was 'Dr. Wily has come back from the dead way many
more times anyway.' In other news..."
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Message: 16/63 Posted Author
GNN Report: Vatican Easter Mass Sun Apr 11 Global News Network
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"This is GNN."
"His Holiness, Pope Alexander XII lead the midnight Easter Mass last
evening. The 75-year-old pontiff spent most of the vigil in St Peter's
Basilica standing before the sadly small amount of people who could attend
through the Maverick control of Rome and the surrounding land around Vatican
City. His Holiness' excellent health and surprising youthfulness was shown
once again by this display."
"The entirety of the Steel Angel Vatican Guard as well as many
members of the Vatican Swiss Guard received Mass from His Holiness, as well as
many who were brought in by the Steel Angel Vatican Guard to attend the mass.
The entirety of the Mass this year was broadcast simultaneously via
holographic projectors across the world so many of the Clergy in Exile and the
billions of Catholics around the world could receive Mass from Pope
Alexander."
"His holiness insisted on presiding at Easter Ceremonies, despite the
threat of the Maverick Empire on the Vatican's Doorstep, and is due to deliver
his traditional address to the City of Rome and the world this morning. Pope
Alexander baptized as Catholics nine people and five reploids, showing his
continued support of Reploid Religious Rights."
"In his 'Urbi et Orbi' address, His Holiness is expected to speak out
against the Maverick and Robot Master actions, as well as the recent
activities of the new group, the Irregular Overlords. His calls for peace and
an end to the Robot Wars have been resounding, but sadly have fallen on deaf
ears. His Holiness' support for the current UN Government and the actions of
the Repliforce, as well as the actions of the Maverick Hunters have been hotly
debated by many of the clergy, including his appointment of a Steel Angel
Vatican Guardsman to the Repliforce to serve as a Chaplain. Further, it is
expected the Pope will speak on the actions of 'Pope Guts Man' of the Church
of Bass this morning when he procided over his own Easter Ceremonies."
"His Holiness continues to refuse to leave Vatican City, which
currently contains only himself, his chamberlain, and attendants and
technicians to keep the City running and cared for. As well, the Steel Angel
Vatican Guard and the Swiss Guard remain to guard His Holiness and the Vatican
itself from any attacks, worried about the Maverick Threat despite assurances
by Sigma of no aggression against the Vatican will be committed by the
Empire."
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Message: 16/64 Posted Author
Church Of Bass Statement (1/3) Sun Apr 11 Global News Network
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< A video press release by the Church of Bass. >
The logo of the Church of Bass -- the flaming head of Bass, better suited to
some heavy metal band's concert t-shirts than a religion. Then, music swells:
Vivaldi's "Spring", first movement, in allegro.
As the music establishes, the scene moves to a spacious, well appointed den in
the tradition of many British adventure novels; a roaring fireplace, hunting
trophies on the wall, fine Persian rugs, a window overlooking a jungle.
Sitting by the fire in one of the high-backed Queen Anne chairs is Bass,
wearing a smoking jacket. His long, black hair hangs to his shoulders, his
helmet resting on a coffee table nearby. He folds his hands over his lap as
the camera pans into him, waits an appropriate amount of time for the music to
fade down, then speaks.
"Good afternoon to the saved and the damned, a good afternoon to you all. As
you can see, I have returned from my brief absence, and can once again provide
you the spiritual leadership and counsel you all require."
Bass leans back slightly, resting one arm on the chair, palm up. "First, I
would like to clarify my experiences for the curious. I did not `die' in the
traditional sense. Rather, I was condemned to a Hell-esque netherworld between
life and death, trapped at the bottom of the sea in absolute darkness and
silence while my body experienced execruciating agony so terrible as to be a
thing of great beauty. Through this, I was enlightened, and at the end of my
trial was able to return to the Robot Masters to be mended back to the form
you see today."
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Message: 16/65 Posted Author
Church Of Bass Statement (2/3) Sun Apr 11 Global News Network
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He rolls his hand on his wrist. "Now. The United Nations has seen fit to begin
to speak on matters of religion. Tyranny, of course, is nothing new to the
people of the United Nations, be it the pre-UN tyranny in many of the nations
it conquered, or the present soft tyranny of life as the slave masters to a
growing, militant mechanical race that has come perilously close to overtaking
their creators. A race that exists for an evil means; for war, for violence,
for hatred."
The Force Commander puts his feet up on an Ottoman as he continues. "The
Reploid race exists because my creator raised a robot army to free the world
from the United Nations. Once they were assumed to succeed, they would be
demilitarized, then slowly destroyed as weapons without a war to fight.
However, as the war dragged on, the race grew -- and unrest with it. The
children of Doppler are devouring their makers, slowly but surely, as the
scars on Europe show. Your old gods did nothing to arrest this. I, however, am
a more just deity. In time, I will cleanse this scourge, and create new lands
for my Children to settle and make fruitful."
He rests his other arm on an armrest, also turning it palm-up. "I will do this
because your United Nations, this government who has repeatedly sought to deny
religious freedom to their mechanical slaves -- and, ultimately, to humanity
-- will not. They must maintain this war out of fear of the pogrom that would
envelop this world once the external enemy is defeated. The Reploid people are
too large and too powerful to be so easily disposed of, as Repliforce was
originally intended to be. The unsaved masses would perish before the metal
claws of the Fiend; but my flock, tended by the Robot Masters, would be spared
in any event."
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"In closing," Bass says, "if any of the so-called Research, Development and
Investigation division of the United Nations would care to have quantitative
proof of what higher beings exist, I can be persuaded to personally minister
to them at the Sheol Pit in Tartarus. Otherwise, I would encourage them not to
lay hands on my Children, ere you see what divine wrath truely is."
He smiles broadly, a perverse, frightening expression; his eyes glow like the
coals of Hell itself, casting weird shadows across his face. "I will be with
you. Always. Good afternoon."
The Vivaldi rises back up, the screen switching back to the Church of Bass
logo.
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Message: 16/67 Posted Author
Crisis in Italy Mon Apr 12 Global News Network
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<< This is GNN. >>
A harried-looking reploid newscaster appears on screen. "This is Anchor Kite
reporting on the latest news from Italy. Sattelite footage is pouring in on
what appears to have been--a massive nuclear explosion in Southern Italy." He
shuffles his papers nervously, and glances off-screen. Shortly thereafter, an
image flashes up of a satellite shot of Italy--and a massive blossom of flame
spreading over the southern "toe" of the boot in a glorious, terrible display.
The shot cuts back to Anchor. "At present, GNN is not sure what caused
the--wait! We have news from correspondants in the Vatican--apparently, the
cause of the massive explosion was the detonation of Coalition for Reploid
Freedom leader Sigma's 'Imperial' armor, coupled with a blast of what's being
referred to as the 'Ultima Shot'--I, this is--" He clears his throat, reaching
up to wipe at one eye. An intern slides into the shot from the back to hand
him a cup of water. He takes a sip from it, and continues, in a wavering
voice:
"The tentative list of casualties include Maverick Emperor Sigma, the Maverick
Hunters Zero and Blues, the Irregular officer iLuz, and--" He has to swallow
back some emotion, looking down at his papers as tears begin running down his
cheeks.
"--A full list of the wounded, dead, and missing will be posted as soon as it
can be compiled. Authorities are reporting that the extent of the radioactive
fallout will likely be curtailed, with prevailing winds blowing much of it out
to sea. The Vatican's Steel Angel guard is already working with an unknown
benefactor to begin purging the area of radiation and searching
for--searching--for--"
At this point, Anchor Kite breaks down sobbing. After ten seconds of this, it
cuts to a black screen blazoned with the words: 'GNN apologizes for the
technical difficulties.'
<< This has been GNN. >>
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Dr. Wily Speaks (1/2) Mon Apr 12 Global News Network
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<The standard GNN news report is suddenly replaced as a familiar emblem
appears. The Dr. W.>
The symbol rotates for several seconds, then suddenly zooms towards the
screen, an image of Dr. Albert Wily in his Fortress Lab replacing it. He is
dressed in his usual labocat and jeans as he adresses the camera.
"People of Earth. The events which took place yesterday have taken us all by
shock. I have felt their pain more than many of you, for I lost two sons. But
I shall not mourn them to much." The Doctor clenches a fist. "For in the wake
of this tragedy, I have found a new goal. A new purpose." A slow smile spreads
across his face. "For to long have the peoples of earth, Reploid, ANdroid and
Human been at war! To long has the bloodshed gone on!" As he speaks, images
flash across the screen. The fall of RHQ. The battle of Skull Haven. The
battle of Fort Sam Houston. The Stardroids and the Nigh. The IOs. Maverick
raids, fires and destruction. And over it all, Wily. "The fires of
destruction, war, and hatred have ravaged our planet for long enough. Which is
why I, Doctor Albert Wily make you, the people of earth this solemn pledge!"
<Cont.>
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<Cont.>
Suddenly, the lab disappears and Wily appears to be floating in space, the
Earth held benevolently in one outstrecthed hand.
"I pledge that I will bring peace to the earth! I will bring an end
to war, to hunger, to hate. Reploids, Androids and Humans will live in peace,
working and living together to bring about a grand utopia!" The Doctor's face
softens and abruptly, he is back in the lab, the stern fire of just moments
ago fading. "Why do I do this, you ask?" The Doctor shakes his head gently.
"Simple. To honor the memory of my sons. And to bring about the dream of one
of my oldest friends. A man who has lost much in this tragedy as well." The
camera zooms in on Wily's face.
"I do it for Doctor Thomas Light."
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Message: 16/70 Posted Author
GNN Polical Roundtable Mon Apr 12 Global News Network
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As heard on the GNN morning political roundtable show:
Analyst 1: "Well the instability in the UN is obvious by the allowance of the
tragedy in Italy, just another item to add on the table of moral attrocities
that have been alloed to happen in the European Union by a Secretary General
who is more concerned about her current hair style than the safety of the free
world."
Analyst 2: "I don't think that's very fair, considering the amount of good
work that has been done by her formal organization of Interpo--"
Analyst 3: "Oh right, yeah, and their leader, a man who's own record is
dirtier than the majory of the so called 'Maverick Hunters' who haven't
succeeded in anything but getting themselves blown up?"
Analyst 1: "I agree, and with Repliforce funding being cut in the last global
budget, and the social medicare package collapsing, there isn't much hope for
bright future for the EU."
Host: "Well, why don't we move on to different subject for now, like the riot
last night in Mexico City that went more or less unheard of due to the
calamity in Italy."
Analyst 3: "I don't see what there is to talk about, just more political
instability in a city that has lost it's way, and has been plunged into
lawless chaos. The Mexican government, if theres even anything left of it,
should be ashamed of themselves for not keeping a better leash on the radicals
who continue to have their way."
Analyst 1: "I agree, it'll blow over in a few days, Mexico City has been a hot
bed for political unrest for almost a year now, I believe that the North
American Alliance and the United Nations have greater concerns than a few
noisy bigots."
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"In other news regarding the recent nuclear explosion that was
triggered by Kaiser Sigma last day in Italy, Interpol has answered today
questions from the media about this tragic event in a press conference held in
the United Nation headquarters in Seoul."
The screen changes to the UN press room, where the Arthur Maxwell, the
Interpol spokesman is answering questions from the reporters.
"We are already working on cleaning the damage caused by this
atrocious happening. As we speak, part of our personnel is in Italy, doing
their best to neutralize the nuclear radiation that was laid all over the area
by the explosion. We also want to state clearly that if any group, be it the
Maverick Hunters, the Vatican or anyone else requieres our assistance on this
subject, they only need to tell us, we will cooperate with them with no
conditions."
"Mr. Maxwell, we've already seen the large list of casualties. Do you expect
to find any more survivors in the area?"
"We must be frank. The chances to find more survivors are low. Even
if they survived the explosion, biological forms have been hit by the
radiation in the area. Non-organic robots, on the other side, could have
survived providing they weren't affected by the explosion's EMP wave. However,
rescue teams are working on places where chance of survival was high, and
we'll do our best to find any possible survivors."
"Mr. Maxwell, two of the casualties, I mean Proto Man and Zero, were on the
Most Wanted list of the UN. Do you have any comments about this?"
"While that is true, touching such a subject right now would not only
be disconsiderate with Light Labs, but also out of place. For now, we just
want to give our condolences to the relatives of ALL the victims."
"Are you expecting possible reprisals from Mavericks?"
"Not inmediately. The conmotion caused by the loss of their leader
should be shocking enough for them to keep them inactive at least for now. We
also believe that the global pressure, which has come from even the Robot
Masters will prevent any risky actions from them for some time. However, we're
still keeping an eye on them, just in case."
The screen returns to GNN central. "In other news, the Vatican has already
held another conference regarding the disaster that took place yesterday..."
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Message: 16/72 Posted Author
UFO? Tue Apr 13 Global News Network
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< This is GNN. >
A so-called "flying saucer" was seen crossing the surface of the Moon by
amateur astronomers early this morning. The flying saucer, described almost
exactly as the classic design popularized in 1950s science fiction, flew
across the light side of the Moon, then rapidly moved to fly off into space,
on a vector that would assumedly put it on an extrasolar course. More refined
tracking of the alleged object was defeated, however, as it engaged some sort
of "cloaking device".
The UNSA has no comment about the UFO sighting.
< This ... is GNN. >
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Strange Happenings Tue Apr 13 Global News Network
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< This is GNN Tech News! >
The primary Internet presence of the Irregular Overlords, normally a hotbed of
activity, has been reduced to a single image located on a primitive VRML
document. The image is a picture of Epsilon standing in a vibrant field of
wildflowers, accompanied by a hotlink back to, curiously enough, the GNN
Internet presence.
The image has been analyzed carefully by GNN computer scientists, who have
discovered an encrypted message within the data of the image. There is one
clear English word within the picture.
"Vanish."
After this word is a series of hexadecimal values that may be some sort of
code. At this time, INTERPOL has issued no official statements about what this
code may mean, or what the Irregular Overlord organization may be trying to
say to its members.
There has been no official comment made by the Irregular Overlord organization
about the image. Its media relations personnel, and the contact points for
them, have completely disappeared.
< This is GNN Tech News! >
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In the local Torontreal papers, there is a small blurb about the Captain's
Table being closed for the rest of the week, but will re-open on Monday.
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Message: 16/75 Posted Author
Aid for the hungry Tue Apr 13 Global News Network
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<St. Fire Man appeal spinny>
Saint Fire Man dressed in the trappings of a patron saint of the Church of
Bass, which really is just him wearing a fancy looking Church of Bass robe
with his symbol on it (A burning fist). Behind him are groups of Fire Joes
painted silver and red bearing the mark of St. Fire Man and other volunteers
are working feverishly cooking large quantities of food above massive hibachi
grills.
"Hello and welcome to the Saint Fire Man appeal. As you all know, the events
at Italy have left millions dead, injured, destitute and starving." The camera
begins to pan as Fire walks along displaying the vastness of the appeal, the
sight makes the mouth water as vast quantities of meat and vegetables are
being cooked to perfection under the watchful gaze of the Saint.
"However, we can't do this alone. We desperately need your aid to get this
mighty task done, we desperately need ingredients, people willing to give up
their time and help with the cooking. And perhaps most importantly, we need
/your/ help to get this food to the hungry." The Alpha puts his firetruck red
hands together and gives a look of genuine need and desperation. "Please we
ask all the people of the world to put aside their differences and help the
Church of Bass and the Saint Fire Man appeal to feed the hungry. We can't do
it without you!"
<Church of Bass spinny>
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This... is GNN.
"In Mexico City, the riots have finally stopped; the leader of the rioting
group, one Elpizo, has apparently taken control of the Mexican government
after this period of unrest. We're now going live to Mexico City, where the
new leader of the country is making a public statement."
<<Elpizo is seen at the podium. After a moment, he begins to speak.>>
"Fellow citizens. It is an honour to stand before you this day, to bring this
message to you, my fellow humans of Mexico! This message - the message of
survival - is perhaps more important then any other, and it is my hope that
your faith in allowing me to speak is not misguided."
"It has been years since the so-called Robot Wars began. Years of fighting, of
constant strife and death. At first it was Android versus human, machines of
war against their creators. Then we too chose to pass on the burden of
defending our lands and our lives to machines - and what did this cause? This
caused the Mavericks! The Mavericks, who will not allow a single human to live
on this earth unless they deny their humanity!"
"We cannot build more machines to fight the Mavericks. It has been done. They
are the Repliforce. The Repliforce - the machine army to save humanity! But it
has not worked. The Repliforce, too, can rebel. Even if they did not - even if
they did nothing but defend us with their all - we have given up something of
ourselves to them. We have eliminated our dignity by refusing to defend
ourselves, to entrust it to mechanical abominations!"
"I do not decry technology! Progress /must/ be maintained! But let us always
remember who is the creator and who is the tool; who is alive and who is given
life! The Reploids are a failure. They cannot remember this. They demand, and
weak humans give in. Would you give your toaster pay? Would you allow your
hovercar to reproduce? No! And other mechanicals are no different. They are
/tools/, designed for /our/ use. They are not alive - and if we believe them
to be, the human race is surely doomed!"
"I beg of you, humans of Mexico City, do not allow these rogue mechanical
devices to rampage unchecked! We do not need them - we do not need to cave
into their demands, nor do we need them in our lives! Let us swear to keep
them in their places, to always remember who the masters are - humans!"
"Humans of Mexico City! Let us form our own nation, away from the rest of the
world. They, too, are weak, to give into the Reploid menace! We do not need
those who give in - and those who do not can join us! Our new paradise, Neo
Arcadia, can stand alone if need be - /if/ we band together and fight for what
is ours! We will never surrender! We will not give in! We will remain strong!"
"WE WILL SURVIVE!"
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Message: 16/77 Posted Author
Business News Tue Apr 13 Global News Network
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*Shown in California Newspapers and some televised news broadcasts*:
Business is booming in sunny California, as some young entrepaneurs have
started successful small businesses. One such businessman is Mr. Cargo Belome,
who purchased West Coast banks some months ago. Mr. Belome recently made a
purchase of a small real estate chain, confident that with his ownership the
company could become very successful. Mr. Belome announced to the business
world that this would launch Belome Corporation, to manage these two
companies.
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A Message From The Good Doctor(1/2 Wed Apr 14 Global News Network
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Coming to Holo-Televisions near you is...A COMMERCIAL!
We see, of all things, Dr. Light, standing in casual clothing and looking over
the porch of a large house. He turns towards the screen, smiling his CHR 96
smile. "Hello, friends. I'm Doctor Thomas Light, inventor of Artificial Life,
the Buster, and several other minor, every day conveniences. Now, I wish to
present to the world my latest creation..." The Good Doctor motions to a table
places conveniently behind him, showing...a compact toaster. "While working on
creating life with my good friends Albert and Edward, funds were not always
available. We often had to scrimp and save-we lived off one foodstuff for a
solid year. Toast. Yes, toast-that miracle of the most mutable of the staples,
bread. Unfortunately, Albert..."
Cut to a picture of Dr. Wily. Boo! Light voice overs. "...could never really
master the art." Pictures of Wily burning himself, the Doctors, and various
bits of the lab in his attempts to make a piece of toast. "It was really a
shame. With that in mind, I set out to create...the perfect toaster!"
Continued!
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A Message From The Good Doctor(2/2 Wed Apr 14 Global News Network
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Light points to the toaster, which acts as he speaks. "It toasts according to
the user's very will, jams, jellies, butters, adds margarine, lox, and even
prepares it French style!"
Cut back to Light, smiling and petting an excited Rush. "Why do I do this?
Besides my obvious love of toast, and an earnest desire to share this love...I
do this for an old friend, who never learned a basic need in life, and was too
proud to admit it."
"I do it for Albert Wily."
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Message: 16/80 Posted Author
Neo Arcadia and Interpol Wed Apr 14 Global News Network
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"Hello again from Seoul. Interpol has just talked today about the
riots that yesterday took over Mexico City, turning it into Neo Arcadia.
Arthur Maxwell gave the following message to the citizens of the world in
general, and also to Elpizo and the citizens of Neo Arcadia:"
The screen switches to the usual Interpol press room.
"We definitely do not agree with Elpizo's ideals, nor will we back up
Neo Arcadia. We consider that their policy is racist, discriminative and
wrong. The policy of the United Nations says that Reploids, Androids, Bioroids
and other AI based robots are citizens with the rights humans have. We can't
build a better society sticking to discrimination. Robots are evil the same
way humans have been during the history of this world, as they were created to
resemble the humanity. There are both good and evil. And our policy is to
fight together against those who threaten the world and its citizens, be them
human or machine."
"We would also like to persuade Mr. Elpizo to abandon his project of
Neo Arcadia. Not just because our conflict of ideals, as I have just stated,
but because they will no doubt be erased by Mavericks, Robot Masters or other
possible hostile factions. We want him to seriously consider this before
exposing the people of what is now Neo Arcadia to such a danger, even if they
are already a well-armed group. We hope that he'll be reasonable."
The screen then switches back to the reporter in front of the UN HQ.
"Maxwell assured that this would be a subject of debate in the
Senate. Kelly McLaren still hasn't made any comments about this matter, nor
has Marvin Thackery. We wonder what this last one's opinions regarding these
events are, being his open dislike for Reploids a fact known to all of us.
We'll keep you informed."
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"...said that he would not press charges. The puppy, reportedly, is recovering
wonderfully."
The generic newscaster shuffles papers, turning to face Camera B.
"In financial news, we have a major announcement from central Africa. The
amusement park 'WilyWorld' has declared its intentions to become a
publically-traded stock. We take you now to the park's Director in the park."
Fancy graphics come up for a moment, replaced by the picture of Gravity Man at
a podium in front of the fiberglass mockup of Skull Castle in the center of
the park. "WilyWorld has always been dedicated to providing entertainment not
just to Africa, but to the entire world. To that end, the park boasts the
awards for Highest Peak on a Rollercoaster, Highest Top Speed on a
Rollercoaster, Thrill Ride of the Year, and more. And those are just for Quick
Man's Quad-Danger! A full list of the park's accomplishments are available at
www.wilyworld.net, but that isn't the purpose of today's meeting. Today I
bring to you a concern." Grav takes on, appropriately enough, a grave
expression. "I am concerned about the attendance of the park. According to our
data, there is a decided lack in diversity among our park-goers. Do you know
what this says to me? This says to me that the world is not having enough
fun!" Gravity Man bangs a fist on his podium, grinning. "I will not stand for
this! I will not rest until fun reaches an all-time high, for everyone!" A
cheer goes up from the assembled crowd, and Grav continues after it dies down.
"In order to share the fun, WilyWorld is prepared to bring you, our WilyWorld
Family, into the action. As of today, shares of WilyWorld stock will be made
available to the public, allowing you to take an active role in the future of
your fun. Together, we will build new ground-breaking rides. Together, we will
enjoy the finest cuisine and the coldest drinks. Together, we will show the
world what it is to have fun again!" Another cheer goes up from the crowd, and
the camera cuts back to the news room.
"WilyWorld is listed in the stock exchange as WYWD, and more information is
available at the following address." The URL
'http://www.wilyworld.net/investment.html' scrolls along the bottom of the
screen while the reporter switches back to Camera A, joined by her Co-Anchor.
"You know, I remember the first time I went to WilyWorld, I just had a blast."
"Yes, it is quite the vacation, isn't it? In sports today..."
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Shocking Political News Wed Apr 14 Global News Network
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As of 16:00 GMT, the United States of America has exercised it's escape clause
in the treaty that gave birth to the North American Alliance, a governmental
agreement that linked Canada, the United States, Mexico, and to a lesser
degree, the free city of San Angeles. The move was announced today at a UN
Senate meeting by the United States Senator Lawrence Armstrong, who was quoted
as saying:
"Due the instability of Mexico, and the Neo Arcadian uprising, as well as
continued inactivity and unsatisfactory response from the United Nations there
and in Europe. The United States of America hereby withdraws itself from the
United Nations as well as the North American Alliance. We will return to our
former democratic government, and we shall hold free elections at the end of
this year in a manner representative of the Constitution that we originally
adhered by. I will serve as the chief executive officer until such elections
are held."
In other news, Mexico has officially relocated it's capitol to Guadalahara,
and appealed to the UN Counterterrorism Committee for economic and military
aid. It is assumed by most political analysts that the nation will find
recovering from this crisis, if it ever does, a daunting and extensive task.
Furthermore, in a deal made between the free city of San Angeles and the newly
independant United States of America, the State of Nevada, and more
importantly the city of Las Vegas, whose outskirts were already begining to
encroach on San Angeles was sold, presumably to fund America's attempt at
becoming self sufficient once more after spending so long in the socialist UN
political and agricultural structure.
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Message: 16/83 Posted Author
Financial News: Triton Corp Thu Apr 15 Global News Network
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<< GNN Financial Headlines >>:
New Zealand's Triton Research Corporation has undergone an upheaval
yesterday as police discovered its CEO and head research, Academician Heinrich
Gauss, dead in his Sydney summer home, the victim of what witness placed as an
unprovoked Maverick attack. After corporate restructuring, long time partner
Doctor Piotr Dmitriev has been named the new CEO of T.R.C..
Following the upheaval in Mexico and the announcement of the Neo
Arcadia project, CEO Dmitriev has announced that T.R.C. supports Neo Arcadia
and will be working exclusively with them in future scientific projects,
shifting their focus from oceanic endeavors to military applications. In a
gesture of "good faith", all T.R.C. made reploids have been dismantled and
recycled, spurring protests from the locals at the now empty T.R.C. main
research facility in New Zealand.
More to follow as this situation develops.
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Message: 16/84 Posted Author
Triton Corp Press Statement Thu Apr 15 Global News Network
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<< Image of Piotr Dmitriev, CEO of Triton Research Corporation, speaking via
satellite from an undisclosed location, looking distraught and an exhausted,
but well-groomed for a public appearance, on various news channels. >>
"My closest friend has been murdered in cold blood by the very
machines he spent his life defending and creating. I had warned him time and
again that his pacifist views were unsound in these troubled times, but he did
not listen. I cannot, in good conscience, allow this sort of reckless machine
behavior to continue unchallenged. I whole-heartedly support Elpizo and his
Neo Arcadia project, even if it means a loss of funding and business from
other communities around the globe. There are more important things to stand
for than money and luxuries."
"It is time that humanity stopped this unnecessary suffering at the
hands of its own creations. Do we give cattle the right to vote? Do we allow
microwaves to own their own property? Of course not! Why should we then afford
automatons the same rights and privileges as humankind? Look at what our
foolish generosity towards these lumps of silicon and circuitry have given us:
Destroyed homes, lost jobs, lost lives! Look at Italy, humanity! Our so-called
defenders did every bit as much damage as the rogue tools that they were
fighting against. It is time we eliminated the creative abortion that is
free-willed artificial intelligence!"
"My words will no doubt be unpopular, but so be it - They need to be
said, and I believe I am merely voicing what many already feel. It is time for
humanity to leash and muzzle its errant creations, or to establish a new
commandment in the annals of religion: Thou shalt not make a machine in the
image of man's mind!"
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Calimari Sauce! Thu Apr 15 Global News Network
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<This..is GNN!>
"London had a nasty surprise today when a building, for unknown
reasons, though Daryn Luna of the Band Order and Chaos is suspected for the
deed, was blown up and collapsed. Authorities arrived merely in time to see a
badly damaged squid reploid depart. Luckily, nobody was nearby when the
building was decimated so nobody got hurt, but inquiries show that Daryn
bought out the building long ago. Still, there is some damage to the nearby
street, and the area has been quartered off until the area has been cleaned
up."
<That...was GNN>
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Message: 16/86 Posted Author
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<This... is GNN!>
"Good evening, this is Lefty Lamprey with your global news. Our top
story tonight was sent to us by Maverick forces ealier today, showing scenes
of a recent protest of Neo Arcadia and its leader, Elpizo. Warning: the
following scenes are graphic and may not be suitable for all audiences."
True enough, the footage is from the CRF, and it is graphic. Standing
in neat rows, a large contingent of military and civilian humanform reploids
wait at atttention. The camera pans to show a raised dias, where general Vile
watches behind his t-visored helmet. With one gesture from him, the camera
whirls back to the reploids, who promptly begin to tear at their faces. In a
huge, horrific display, several cameras move through the crowds, documenting
the protest. Grotesquely, the reploids peel off their faces, revealing
metallic, skull-like understructures beneath. Some of the more fanatical
Mavericks thrust their faces into a nearby bonfire, their synthflesh melting
off quite quickly.
Once more, a camera turns towards Vile, who waits impassively. With a
low hiss, he announces, "We are not human. Humanity is faltering. There is no
future for you here on this planet."
Lefty Lamprey returns, looking disgusted, but continues without much
of his feelings intruding into his voice. "More on this story as it comes in."
<This was... GNN!>
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Message: 16/87 Posted Author
Images of Humanity Faltering Thu Apr 15 Global News Network
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<This...is GNN! And it seems like someone has a music video to share!
A chorus of children sing, happily, proudfully!> An image of Italy is shown, a
close up of Sigma's smoldering boots are shown as the first words begin to be
sung.
"Happy Springtime, Happy Schooltime
Swinging in the breeze!
Happy Springtime, Happy Schooltime!
Playing cardgames on our knees!"
Another shot is shown of the Balkan Peninsula as Repliforce moves in
to occupy it away from the Mavericks. Doppler's angry and sad words flash on
the screen. 'HE WAS PERFECT!' and such. It is assumed that people can trace
the words to Doppler.
"Songs and Singing, Baseball Flinging
Sunrise I can see!
Songs and Singing, Baseball Bat Swinging
Bathing in the sea!"
Several shots of the Battle of Paris are shown as the Mavericks are
pushed out of City by Repliforce troops and the Paris resistance. New shots
are shown of the new Paris, the free Paris. Shots are shown of the Festival of
Fools in Notre Dame.
"Flowers blooming, hairstyle grooming
Everybody rise!
Happy Springtime, Happy Schooltime
Everybody rise!"
The final shot is of the Human Spirit Monument in Mexico City,
standing proudly. White words slowly appear on the screen which merely say:
"We Are Rising."
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Message: 16/88 Posted Author
OOC Fri Apr 16 Global News Network
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I'm thinking that Friday night--sometime between 9-10 EST, as I have
a choir concert before then--Jav is going to, along with an orchestra, play a
requiem for those lost in the recent battle. This goes for both sides, and
while I'm not sure where yet, @mail me if you think it's a good or bad
idea/time. Also, if there's a place that both sides are comfortable going, and
it's combat--I ask that you hold combat until after the concert. => So go
forth! @mail me!
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Message: 16/89 Posted Author
African Massacre! Fri Apr 16 Global News Network
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< GNN Special Report! >
Tens of people are dead, and a kilometer of land around the Aswan Dam, now
Lake Wily, has been ruined by an apparent unprovoked Maverick attack on Wily
Africa. The attack took place at the site of one of the largest churches of
the Church of Bass, a formerly picturesque site now reduced to a Gigeresque
horror.
< Images of the church grounds before and after are seen -- GNN censors some
of the horrible images of the `after' because of their gruesome brutality
against humans. >
The reports from Wily Africa are thin on precise details due to the difficulty
in identifying the horribly mangled dead. However, the culprit of the attack,
a former Repliforce operative known as Blaze Fox, perpetrated the act, then
fought heavy Robot Master resistance before escaping into the artificial lake
just beyond the church's grounds.
Robot Master forces are currently seeking Blaze Fox for summary execution. The
current bounty on her capture, dead or alive, has been posted by the Wily
government at 50,000 zenny.
< Surveilliance video stills of Blaze Fox in and around the church before and
after the attack are posted conspicuously throughout the report. >
Officials from the Wily government had no comment about the status of
hostilities between Maverick Europe and Wily Africa as a result of the attack.
< GNN Special Report! >
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Message: 16/90 Posted Author
Bounty! Fri Apr 16 Global News Network
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Found in seedy establishments and red-light districts, there
circulates the word of a substantial bounty placed on the head of one 'Rose,'
a strider. Those who are interested enough do not find it hard to track down a
copy of the paper that started it all: a simple offer of an exhorbant price
for the head of the strider in question. Curled around the text is a depiction
of a dragon snorting out gouts of flame, with the numbers 8-9-3 tatooed on the
side of its snakelike body.
(Questions? Complaints? Contact Amano.)
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Message: 16/91 Posted Author
Official Statement From Aswan Fri Apr 16 Global News Network
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<Straight From GNN>
In a statement made late Friday Evening, a Member of the Robot Masters and one
of the unofficial overseers of the Aswan Lake area, Sword Man, gave reactions
to the events of the Church of Bass massacre.
"Last night, a Maverick rogue decided to attack a soverign territory
under the name of Wily. You all have heard the specifics already, so I need
not remention them to thee. What I will mention to thee is that such an
outrage shall not go unpunished. Whether this action was condoned by Maverick
Authority or not, the culprit will be brought to bear and punished for this
grave crime of terrorizing the people of this territory. And if it is shown
that this was, in fact, condoned by Maverick Leaders, make no mistake that
there shall be grave consequences. You may count on this, in Wily's name."
The reasons for such a statement are sketchy, especially from one of the
normal Robot Masters rather than Wily, Bass, or the Elite Robot Masters.
However, the statement seemed well recieved by locals in the area. Whether it
will help settle some of the recent unrest from both this incident and the
panic following the Italy incident are yet to be seen.
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Message: 16/92 Posted Author
Band On The Run! Fri Apr 16 Global News Network
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...This just in to GNN Entertainment News, apparenly the band of peace-loving
musicians and healing drum circle who have accompanied the Repliforcer Iris to
many concerts and rallies have revolted and absconded to Neo-Arcadia!
Witnesses said there was a considerable disturbance in London's Park District
earlier this evening, which ended in the shocking scene of an entire troupe of
former peace-loving activists beating down Iris with fists and bongo drums,
and fleeing the scene. From the sound of things, the group had been converted
to a more radical way of thinking, borne from the latest proclamations of
Elpizo and the philosophies of the Neo-Arcadians. The condition of Iris is at
this time unknown, as she also fled the scene before authorities could
apprehend her. This has been Reporter Raven in London for GNN.
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Message: 16/93 Posted Author
Memorial Announced Sat Apr 17 Global News Network
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****GNN Reporting****
"The Light Labs Disaster Memorial Fund, an independent non-profit charity
group that subsides off T-shirt sales and donations, has announced today its
intent to purchase the land on which the famous laborotories originally sat.
The area will be cleared and, according to an LLDMF press release, will be
used to build an extensive memorial and museum celebrating the achievements of
Dr. Light and other Labs staff. A designer or archetect has not yet been
assigned to this project, which will be a multi-million-zenny endeavor.
However, the release states that work on clearing out the foundation will
begin just as soon as the paperwork for the purchase is complete."
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Message: 18/94 Posted Author
Triton Corp Aftermath Sun Apr 18 Global News Network
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Article seen in news papers and TV around the globe:
TRITON RESEARCH CORPORATION HOLOCAUST ENDED
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One day after the announcement of TRC CEO Piotr Dmitriev that all TRC reploids
were to be dismantled and recycled, police investigating the TRC Headquarters
in New Zealand discovered heavily armed forces protecting the building.
*images of Magma Dragoon, Rain Turtle, Ebony Fox, Zephyr Gryphon, Glaive and
Riptide Trilobite helping reploids out of the building*
Interpol, Repliforce and the Maverick Hunters made a combined effort against
the assaults of the TRC assault pods and ride armor, destroying them with
minimal casualties to their forces. The building was found empty, with only
automated recycling systems online. Several hundred reploids were rescued from
the facility once it was shut down. Employee records and missing persons
reports indicated that over one third of all reploids held in the TRC facility
were destroyed before rescuers could get to them.
Moments after the last reploids were out of the building, the lower floors
collapsed on themselves, sinking the building partially into the ground.
Investigators are combing the rubble for information and clues as to the
whereabouts of CEO Dmitriev.
A relief fund has been established for reploid survivors.
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Message: 18/95 Posted Author
Public School Outreach Sun Apr 18 Global News Network
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In response to the recent violent uprisings against reploids and other mechs,
Kalinka Dmitriev Cossack, daughter to Dr. Pavel Cossack, has instituted a
reachout program to New York City area public schools.
"Children are the most affected by violent news," Kalinka said in a statement.
"There is a lot of fear and prejudice running through the schools right now,
and it's due to the media's coverage of the Neo-Arcadia uprisings. This
program will involve reploid volunteers visiting school assemblies and
answering children's questions and concerns about reploids. Let's fight these
fears together. For more information, please contact me at the following
address..."
A post office box in Manhattan is given.
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Message: 18/96 Posted Author
Also in the news... Mon Apr 19 Global News Network
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An advert is posted in several of the daily newsfeeds that serve Torontreal,
announcing that The Captain's Table is once again open for business.
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Message: 18/97 Posted Author
Jet's New Fad Mon Apr 19 Global News Network
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This story appears first on Hollywood News type places, but the story soon
goes to more official news sources. Either way the reports all go similar to
this.
"...In other news, the formation of Neo Arcadia has created a lot of stir.
But never one to stay quiet on big matters, Jet Stingray had not only choice
words to say, but an interesting idea which he plans to try sometime soon. We
go to an interview with Jet Stingray for more."
The Stingray of Justice is in a nice calm room somewhere, seemingly rather
causal as he chats it up with a female reploid reporter.
"Racing with Racists... Jet, do you think you could tell the viewers more
about this idea and why you plan to do this?"
"Well, mostly because I am bored and wanted a new form of extreme racing.
Second of all, to prove a point. Some say these Neo Guys are willing to go out
and wipe out reploids... Even if they are innocent and stuff. So I want to see
if these guys would attack a KNOWN WAR HERO THAT SAVED THEIR AFTS COUNTLESS
TIMES JUST BECAUSE HE ISN'T A HUMAN and well, draw attention to all this
pointless hate that is going around. If you ask me, to let people kill
reploids who haven't commited a crime is spitting on civil rights, which
America doesn't like... Man, the US rocks for doing what it did. You go, US of
A! Fight for everlasting justice! ANNNNWAY, sometime in the next week or two,
I will go and just fly through the city. I will notify them ahead of time so
they can put out their banners and welcome me, or their anti-aircraft missiles
and plasma rifles. I encourage all reploids not afraid of death and looking
for something in the next line of extreme sports to give it a try... I don't
take personal or legal responsiblity if they get their head shot off though.
If the humans are gunna try and kill me, well, might as well have some fun and
degrade them while I do it. No worries, I won't shoot back if they try
anything. That would just be putting me on their level, but hopefully, no one
will try anything like that. I have faith in humanity's coolness. Later!" Jet
offers with a v-sign before it goes back to the main desk.
"While Neo Acradia has not had a chance for a response, it is likely that
soon will be given in light of Jet Stingray's commentary. Already fans of Jet
are 'stoked', and already stations and fighting for rights to run this live on
network TV. And now, the weather!"
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Message: 18/98 Posted Author
New York Rumble Tue Apr 20 Global News Network
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<<GNN News Report, Evening Edition>>
"This is Reporter Rotifer and Video Volvox, reporting to you from downtown New
York. The scene here today has been one of chaos and violence, as four Neo
Arcadian soldiers were attacked by and attacked Robot Master and Maverick
Hunter forces."
*pan to scene of semi-destroyed open-air cafe and damaged buildings and
streets* "Clean up is still underway, and there were no reported civilian
casualties. Property damage was, surprizingly at a minimum. No one is certain
what triggered the incident, but gun shots atop a building may hold a clue.
*hazy picture of Milan, Blues and Vile*
Severe damage was dealt out to the Robot Masters and Maverick Hunters alike,
while Neo Arcadian forces suffered only one apparent serious injury. Is this
the first wave of Neo Aracadian assaults? Only time will tell. This has been
Reporter Rotifer and Video Volvox, reporting for GNN!"
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Message: 18/99 Posted Author
Entertainment News! Wed Apr 21 Global News Network
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The commercial shows Morgaine standing at a cliff's edge, her head tilted up
to look at the sky. Wind tugs at her black dress as she takes a step forward.
Over the lapping of water at the cliff's base that can just barely be heard,
she sings.
o/~ Through storms above and below / Come from afar / Return me / Fly with me
over the ebony... o/~
As the camera pans upwards to look at a starry night sky, the announcer cuts
in. After each title he gives, a sample of the song is played.
"Demon Records is pleased to announce the new album from Morgaine le Fay and
Avalon. Return to Night's Embrace includes the singles...
'After, in the Dark': o/~ If in this world / There were no such things as
words / Though I could dismiss that as foreboding / As simply devastating...
o/~
'Return': o/~ Guide me / Through the darkest light / For I cannot see without
you o/~
'Ghost's Touch': o/~ You're only here for a second / Just a little touch / my
dear / Just a little touch / Skin to skin I barely feel it / Did that seal it?
/ Skin to skin... o/~
Available in music stores everywhere Friday, April 23!"
The next shot is of the cover of the album. Morgaine stands in an open field,
a night sky above her and the band in the background. Her arms are
outstretched, with a silver and blue-colored eagle perched on her right
forearm. A swirl of darkness wraps around her torso.
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Message: 18/100 Posted Author
GNN: Bizarre Acts of Vandalism Thu Apr 22 Global News Network
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-Broadcast with GNN MORNING News-
"This is GNN."
"Good Morning. Today's first story is a strange one. It seems a
number of small towns outside of the San-Angeles Area were vandalized last
night. Reports of strange, two foot tall creatures in blue with yellow heads,
clad in what many called 'gang paraphernalia', have been confirmed."
"They 'tagged' and rampaged, leaving up scrawls such as 'THUGBOTS 4
LIFE', 'Eat Cheese And Die', 'Thugbots Rulez J00!', 'Thugbots Rule! Birdbots
Drool!', 'BIG PAPA GUTS IS YO' HOOK UP! HOLLAH IF YOU HEAR ME!!', and quite a
bit of artwork in their spray-painted works."
"Here is a picture taken by a lucky onlooker. These 'Thugbots'
apparently then stripped him into his skivvies and sent him running off down
the street with his camera and covered in spray paint."
*Insert Picture. Found Here OOCly:
http://www.geocities.com/badgerlord71/thugbots.jpg *
"The local Police were baffled by these 'Thugbots', unable to capture
a single one. Many of them had their Police Cars vandalized while they were
chasing one of them down, only to return to find their cars without wheels."
"What danger these 'Thugbots' represent is unknown, but if anyone
encounters this small creatures, it would be best to avoid them and call the
authorities."
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Message: 18/101 Posted Author
Rally Announcements Sat Apr 24 Global News Network
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In Torontreal, San Angeles, New York, Moscow, London, Hong Kong, Cape Town and
Seoul, large stacks of brightly colored flyers have been left in the
transportation hubs and shopping districts. Poster-sized versions have been
posted on walls in various places in the city as well.
On the background of these flyers is a picture of a mechanical hand clasping a
human hand, framed by a circle. The text of the flyer is printed in bold
colors that make it easy to read without being blinded.
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.oO Celebrate Unity! Oo.
Humans and Reploids can build a future together.
Reploids and Humans can live together in peace.
Together, we can make the world a better place.
.oO Celebrate Unity! Oo.
Torontreal Memorial Park - Friday afternoon, April 30, 2217 (OOC: 8-ish PM EDT)
(Rain Date - Sunday May 2, 2217)
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(OOC: Curious? Contact Bowie for details!)
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Message: 18/102 Posted Author
News in Cairo Tue Apr 27 Global News Network
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<<This is GNN!!>>
"--And of course, that's how Cedar State is doing, typically better then most
expected due to the fierce competition from across the sea."
"In other news, GNN sources have noticed the Repliforce has been seen moving
more troops into Cairo in recent days. As a result, it seems the new forces
have begun to dig in a bit around the outlaying areas, putting up new
fortifications in what seems to be a bulking up of forces in the city. We have
our own Jen Eric in Cairo right now, so lets go over to her." Chair swivel to
the side, "Jen, what all seems to be going on out there in Cairo, anyhow?"
<<Switch to videofeed of said reporter>>
"Thanks Jill. As you can see here," pan out to some bunkers, shineynew! well
not shiney, they're somewhat camoflauged to match the desert sand, "The
Repliforce does indeed have a few new implacements as well as a few other
things they aren't letting us show on video. I have with me here one of the
troopers that just transfered in, and I'll be asking him just a question or
two." An avian sort of reploid wanders into view, name plastered along the
bottom of the screen as Solar Osprey.
"What all can you tell us about what's going on here?" Solar answers, "Well
not a whole lot, but I think the people back home can see that we're not idly
laying around in Cairo right now. We're moving in, gonna stay a while, get
comfortable, and make sure this city doesn't get taken back by any particular
forces." Camera goes back to Jen "Alright, thank you for that, Solar. Seems as
if Repliforce is getting a bit busy again, but one thing is certain in all
this, as he said, they're here to stay for a while. This is Jen Eric, signing
off."
<<Back to the studio>>
"Alright Jen, thank you for that report. In other news, technology stocks are
up today....
<<That was GNN!>>
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
In The Papers Wed Apr 28 Global News Network
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The immense contruction reploid Seismic Earthworm declared his retirement from
the Maverick Hunters today, citing displeasure with the attitude the
organization has taken towards the rising of Neo Arcadia.
"They're human," he said, "Not particularly good ones, but human nonetheless.
I will not be a party to their destruction. It would only prove them right."
Seismic Earthworm announced that he would not be returning to his parent
company for employment, and that he already had a work order lined up that
should last him the next few months.
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
BREAKING NEWS! Thu Apr 29 Global News Network
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GNN Top Story!
It was announced earlier today in Seoul that a major research
breakthrough has occurred in the United Nation's own labs. While the U.N. is
remaining tight-lipped about the discovery thus far, they have scheduled a
press conference for this Saturday in which all shall be revealed to the
world. The conference will be held outside the U.N. Capitol Building in Seoul,
and the primary speaker is going to be Berkana, the young U.N. Researcher whom
is spearheading this breakthrough. Given the past nature of her work, the
scientific community of the world is abuzz with theories as to what she has
found. Everything has been thrown back and for between the talking heads, some
claiming that it could be an emulation of Scott Wily's famed 'Omnidroids',
while others believe it to be a cure for the Maverick Virus itself. Berkana
herself is currently content to keep the world in the dark until Saturday, be
she has said that, quote, "This will change the way the entire world looks at
reploids" and furthermore, that "this is something that the even esteemed
Doctor Thomas Light either does not know, or has not revealed to the world for
whatever reason" Some scientists, however, are skeptical of these recent
events, citing the last major breakthrough by a U.N. researcher, that being
the 'Dream Protocol' of Doctor Gate, to be a major failure and a prediction of
doom for Berkana's work. To this extent, the young scientist responded that
she is, 'not Gate, nor will her work go the direction of the Dream Protocol"
We will keep you updated on this story as more develops, but the next major
news is predicted to be on Saturday, at Berkana's press conference.
(OOC: Hello, Ladies and Gents. The press conference will be outside the U.N.
Building in Seoul on Saturday the first. That's 05/01/04. I will try to hold
it at 9PM EST, but delays may happen. See you there!)
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
Report: Tokyo Thu Apr 29 Global News Network
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****A GNN Report run several times a day in varying capacity goes something
like this:****
"While the the political events of the past few weeks have caused a good deal
of turmoil throughout the United Nations, the city of NeoTokyo remains quietly
uneffected by the war: a quiet respite from the disasterous event that befell
the city in late March. City representitives have officially announced the
purchase of the land that once held the world-famous Light Labs, from the
city, by the Memorial Fund that bears its name. The construction on the
memorial and museum of science that will be built there is progressing at a
record-breaking pace, with foundations dug keep into the Donachi district. The
construction area is closed to the public, and no design for the upcoming
Monument has yet been released, leaving the world just a bit curious as to
what the final results will be. Further updates to this plan will be
announced, as our reporters keep in touch with Neo Tokyo government. This is
GNN."
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
Arts News Fri Apr 30 Global News Network
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*A live report, with a smiling woman and man*
"Welcome back to Arts News! I'm Faik Smiles!" "And I'm Joe Somedood"
Smiles gets the spotlight. "In other news, a recently published book may prove
to be the newest cult classic amongst readers of the scientific and the
spooky:" *Picture of a large, red book, with the words 'The Pain Primer' in
elegant black handwriting. Smaller words below it say, 'By Raffinato
Donnaiolo'.
"What captivates readers is the factual elegance of the topic of pain and
agony. It delivers in bulk everything you wanted to know about 'pain' and why
we feel it, as well as history, opinions, experiments, and other notes about
it. Mr. Donnaiolo has truly captured something that many were afraid to
touch."
Camera turns to Joe. "And it's a great read for all of us who like to get a
real thrill or scare. It's a book that isn't afraid to tackle the strange!"
Faik and Joe together, "Mr. Donnaiolo may just be the newest non-fiction
award-winner of 2216!" "In other news, a piece of controversial art has just
been removed...."
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