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Investigation Pt. 2 Thu Jul 01 Global News Network
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As another day rolls by and the investigation of the attempted assassination
of the Secretary-General continues more investigations by GNN reporters have
occured. One of the more prominent investigations to occur dealt with a short
sit-down with a Neo-Arcadian named Fairy Leviathan.
"It wasn't one of us. I can tell you that much." This statement was made by
Fairy Leviathan, and it is an extremely straightforward response. While it can
be considered potentially falsified to try and keep Neo-Arcadia from becoming
enemy number 1 in everyone's eyes, to instantly dismiss this statement is an
illogical and potentially idiotic move. It was hardly difficult to even gain
this much, and the following conversation proved interesting, although not as
illuminating as the first real statement was.
However, when Fairy Leviathan was asked if there was any actual evidence that
might help to prove the innocence of Neo-Arcadia in this incident, she
responded with the following: "The only way we could present any sort of
exhonerating evidence is if we had access to the information that the UN has
gathered, including access to the body of the sniper. Seeing as we are the
prime suspect, that information, I believe, will not be forthcoming. "
So, basically, Neo-Arcadia can not prove it's innocence, and currently the UN
is unable to prove the guilt of Neo-Arcadia. While this might seem like
nothing more than a simple stalemate, it also forces one to think about
certain ideas that might be generated by the likes of the Mavericks. After
talking with Tactical Raccoon a few statements he made have remained ever
present within this reporter's mind. One of them was extremely simple, and
therein easy to realize what it might represent. "We'd benefit from the UN and
Neo Arcadia fighting each other. Stinking fleshsacks killing each other is
always good for the Reploids of the world. "
You'd anticipate that that statement was the only one required to really
notice a potential link to how the Maverick's might have been behind the
event, but then Tactical Raccoon stated something else. "Humans often do our
work without realizing it. Every bigoted, racist thing they do to a Reploid
lets our people see them for what they really are."
So what, exactly, has this lead the investigation to? Basically nothing.
Currently the information relating to the attempted assassination has remained
unspecific, although there are many similar opinions as to Neo-Arcadia's
innocence. While this might not mean they are inherently truly innocent, it is
definitely enough to make anyone stop and look in a different direction.
Hopefully the UN will not limit itself to concentrating on proving
Neo-Arcadia's guilt, instead of looking for potential other links between the
sniper and different organizations.
Again, if anyone has information relating to the assassination attempt and
wishes to come forward, whether anonymously or not, inform a member of the
GNN. If access to the GNN employees is difficult to gain, contact Reporto by
picking up his personal frequency at the desk in the GNN building in San
Angeles.
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Houseman- Bringer of Doom? Thu Jul 01 Global News Network
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It might come as a surprise to some members of the population that Houseman
was one of the prominent men behind the decommissioning of the RepliForce.
While this act might seem like a good one, in light of the fact that certain
members of the RepliForce have been known to become corrupted, it is also well
known that no worthwhile army was currently in place. In the end, this leads
to a single and simplistic conclusion. Houseman, and perhaps his colleagues
who believed that Houseman's ideas were correct, have effectively disarmed the
UN.
To assist in the backing of this idea, and the fact that the RepliForce's
removal is not an intelligent move in the eyes of some, are some various
statements made by people during interviews.
Fairy Leviathan(Neo-Arcadian)-- "We believe that the decommission of
Repliforce was an act of purest idiocy.
Pallbearer(Ex-RF)-- "I wouldn't have any doubt there are those of us who were
in the 'force that feel decommissioning was the wrong path to take - after
all, how does anyone feel after getting fired.
Connor MacGruder(Ex-SoD)-- Unless we get an army on the field soon, whoever
wins between the Mavericks and Robot Masters will run roughshod over our
territory.
While this information is not necessarily a sure sign that the removal of
RepliForce was a bad move, when you see the Secretary of Defense, or rather
Ex-Secretary of Defense in this case admitting to the potential dangers of
doing it one has to stop and think. As such, GNN is proudly sponsering the
idea that the RepliForce should be recommissioned at least up until a Human
and Cyborg-based army can be created by the UN to take their place.
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Luxor Pyramid Destroyed! Thu Jul 01 Global News Network
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Shortly after the incident in Central Africa where Bass of the Robot Masters
was captured by Sigma, leader of the Mavericks, information was given that an
as of yet unidentified object was seen hurtling through the sky toward Las
Vegas. As the reporters were starting to arrive on the scene the object was
quickly noticed, and identified to be the Skull Shuttle. However, the exact
status of the Skull Shuttle at that time was completely uncertain, but the
common consensus was that it had been damaged greatly by something.
As the flying object crashed into the Luxor Pyramid located in Las Vegas.
Instantly the laser that is easily seen up in outer space was cut off, and the
overall damage done to the surrounding area was minimal. Currently only a
single casualty is known to have occured, and police are busy attempting to
identify who exactly the man was. So far it is believed he was homeless,
although it will probably take at least a few more days to really know for
certain.
Cut Man, a powerful Robot Master managed to escape death yet again and give a
single comment to the reporters at the scene. "I hate death traps."
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Cape Wily Thu Jul 01 Global News Network
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<This... is GNN!>
"Late yesterday, during the apparent capture of Force Commander Bass,
Cape Wily was completely destroyed by a large explosion. The Cape, of course,
was the Robot Master's primary facility for space launches. The attackers were
identified as being Maverick Hunters, as Hunter Commander Signas was spotted
on the scene, along with fellow Maverick Hunter Protoman. Sadly, there is
little footage to document the attack, save for satellite images."
GNN, as usual, was incredibly lucky to have a satellite around to
photograph the explosion while it happens. It's a huge fireball that
completely wipes out the Cape Wily compound, and then spreads to the savanna.
"Extensive damage to the surrounding grasslands has been curbed by
quick response teams. The blaze is reportedly under control now." - pause -
"This just in: a passenger aboard a commercial shuttle flying near the Cape
took the following picture before the incident."
The picture? Jazz Light, dressed up as Sailor Moon, riding a rocket
that is pointed straight at Cape Wily.
"More on this as it develops."
<This... was GNN!>
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Protoman - Friend or Foe? Fri Jul 02 Global News Network
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One of the strongest and most well known Maverick Hunters, Protoman is also
considered an extremely dangerous person. A small investigation as to public
beliefs pertaining to Protoman was made by GNN, and as such the overall data
has been gathered and is now being presented here, uncensored to the people.
It's a sad day indeed when people have to wonder about how safe they are when
one of their defenders is wanted by Interpol. Even when contacted and asked
questions Protoman prefers to state no comment more so than anty up and admit
to his actions. Not only that, but it is uncertain as to whether or not he
even cares about anyone, since earlier he actually said that he would blow up
a Maverick Base, which would also end up killing a large amount of civilians.
This utter lack for caring about other sentient beings is distressful, and so
it was with minimal difficulty that statements from certain higher ranking
people were uncovered relating to how wild Protoman truly is.
Signas(MH) - "While I am certain that you know that Protoman is a member of
Doctor Thomas Light's family, his actions have never been and will likely
never be officially condoned by the Maverick Hunters. "
Connor MacGruder(Ex-SoD) - "He's a loose cannon, and nae even the Maverick
Hunters can handle a loose cannon such as he."
Pallbearer(Ex-RF) - "He's wanted by INTERPOL for a reason - a loose cannon,
especially one as powerful as him, is as dangerous as the threats they unleash
him on."
So exactly what is being done to curb the potential danger that Protoman might
demonstrate in the end? Nothing, currently, although Signas has assured GNN
that if Protoman makes a move which would otherwise greatly endanger civilian
lives they will take steps. If this means that the Maverick Hunters will have
to turn on one of their greater allies nobody really knows for certain,
although everyone knows the ramifications of such an event. GNN hopes that
Protoman can at least come to his senses and start thinking of his
consequences before acting recklessly.
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The Late Night News Fri Jul 02 Global News Network
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It was a sad day indeed for this reporter when a few stray kittens were
located outside of the GNN building. While it is uncertain as to why they were
left, the felines were immediately rushed to a nearby animal hospital and
checked to make certain that they were okay. Until a person comes forward the
kittens will be housed within the GNN Offices. A reward is being offered to
whoever happens to know who committed this heinous act.
In other news the Luxor Pyramid has been carefully dealt with. The Skull
Shuttle was quickly removed, and after Cut Man went his way the vehicle was
promised to be returned to the Robot Masters upon their request for it. Plans
to reconstruct the pyramid are underway, although certain budget problems have
caused certain issues with construction companies that have been talked with.
GNN is sad to state that earlier, after a report was given relating to
Protoman and the feelings of people, that certain information was missing.
First off, the reporter failed to acquire names pertaining to people who were
asked publically as to their opinions of Protoman. For those who don't know,
most of those who responded to the sudden query stated that Protoman was a
fine man who was doing his job. GNN apologizes to Protoman and everyone else
for giving out such a simplistic and seemingly one-sided point of view.
Finally, during a small period of seeming calmness Forte, the alternate
personality belonging to Bass, spoke out over the public radio. While this
caused a little bit of confusion the fact that Protoman and he started to
converse demonstrated that Forte was coherent. Sadly, it is still uncertain as
to the exact location of Forte, and although Protoman threatened to blow up a
Maverick base the insidious Vile chose not to give in to what is hopefully a
bluff.
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Message: 18/188 Posted Author
The Sigma Virus Fri Jul 02 Global News Network
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What exactly is the Sigma Virus? This question has been asked by many ordinary
people who aren't in direct control of the battles occuring between the
Mavericks and their many foes. To deal with potential questions GNN acquired
contact with the well-respected and intelligent Doctor Light to talk about the
Sigma Virus.
First off, one has to figure out the actual origin and reason behind why the
Sigma Virus exists. Nobody knows these, however, since it is believed that
only Sigma and Doctor Doppler have the information. While certain theories are
stated as to when the Sigma Virus first appeared they are just that, theories,
and until GNN is able to contact either Sigma or Doctor Doppler they will
remain theories. However, certain information concerning such things as the
effectiveness of the Sigma Virus are known.
When asked if the Sigma Virus could affect cybernetic components Doctor Light
stated, "From what I've seen, the same affect it has on nonsentient
eletronics. Making them act irregular, and almost hostile. Logicly, the
further the conversion, the more the virus would effect the mind.
Unfortunately, we cannot prove that without direct experimentation-and I will
not introduce the virus to innocents, willing or unwilling."
For those who don't understand what that all means, it basically says that
cybernetic components can become infected. However, the severity with which
they may be infected and the overall effects of the infection are unknown, and
Doctor Light has no plans to test that on living people.
Aside from the effect on cybernetic components Doctor Light also has a little
bit of information to say about how effective the Sigma Virus is at taking
hold. "It enhances feelings already present-if a being already dislikes
humans, or is prone to violence, they are easily effected. One with a strong
moral center, such as a pacifist, or someone with a strong sense of justice,
seems to be able to shrug it off."
Does this mean that the true pacifists and the extremely justiful among us are
incapable of being affected? According to Doctor Light that isn't completely
known, and as such people should still be careful of becoming infected.
What else is there to talk about pertaining to the Sigma Virus? The ability to
detect it, which isn't an extremely high ability currently. However, Doctor
Light assured the GNN interviewer that they were in the process of creating an
easier detection system that would allow for a greater chance at catching the
problem.
Please stay tuned to GNN for any future information as to the Sigma Virus,
it's abilities and any revelations that are acquired by Doctor Light and his
excellent team of scientists.
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Message: 18/189 Posted Author
Sports... Fri Jul 02 Global News Network
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"Stone Johnson here, and now we go to sports!"
"Hello Stone, this is Sera Bellum at sports. The top sport's news story is a
spar that was televised between two of the most infamous groups in the world
today."
The screen cuts to Glaive and Fairy Leviathan fighting in their duel, Glaive
vs. Spear, acid Vs ice. There are a few cut scene's of the battle, as well as
Glaive aiming his final blast at Fairy and ending the battle.
"As you can see, the battle was hard fought and long, but the winner today was
The Maverick Hunter Glaive, a rather new face to the world." There is some
background as to other rare news worthy appearances of Glaive. Then some of
Fairy..of course she is much more famous and does not need an introduction.
"Afterwords, no other then General Vile appeared to congratulate the Maverick
hunter...who then ripped one of his tentacles out. However, he was quickly
soothed by the person he defeated." There is a cut scene of Fairy kissing him
on his beak, before she left. "Is this perhaps a sign of things to come?" and
other news gets brought up.
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The Late Night News Sat Jul 03 Global News Network
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Earlier today an unusual incident occured in a small Texas town. Abilene,
Texas was the host to a man leaping onto vehicles to get from one side of the
road to another. The following fight that broke out between Templar Fefnir, a
Neo-Arcadian and the Robot Master Fire Man. The amount of collateral damage
was minimal, although at least one person died due to the reckless behavior of
Fefnir. It is uncertain as to whether or not charges are to be levied against
Fefnir due to this, especially in light of the fact that Fire Man nearly
killed him. After the battle came to a conclusion Fire Man stated the
following, "Hear me! All of you doubted me...you doubted my might. You doubted
who I am...but know this, Templar Fefnir has been defeated by my flame. I AM
the one TRUE Master of Fire. Never doubt me again!"
In other news, during an interview with Doctor Light stated his belief that
Bass is currently infected with the Sigma Virus. While it is uncertain if Bass
will be able to stave off the effects of the virus, it is well known that the
removal of Bass from the Robot Master's army is a devestating blow that could
spell disaster for them. It is currently uncertain as to whether or not the
Maverick Hunters or anyone else will be assisting the Robot Masters in
acquiring a release of Bass from the Mavericks.
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Message: 18/188 Posted Author
Wanted Ads Sun Jul 04 Global News Network
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--As Seen in news publications--
Help Wanted -- Seeking Humans, Reploids, certified in Salvage and Repair works
for major fields of work. Must be willing to sign NDA (Non-Disclosure
Agreement), payment negotiable upon establishment of skills being sufficient
for salvaging and repair in the fields of robotics, vehicular, and other
fields. Must have experience in working in similar projects that required NDAs.
(OOC: Interested? This is a call out to civilians and other types who haven't
gotten to do repair/salvage work in ages. Contact General by @mail if
interested.)
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Random Thoughts on the Sigma Virus Sun Jul 04 Global News Network
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< A collection of opinions on the Sigma Virus, collected from various sources.>
Francine Cole (GNN Reporter) - "I think it's an unfortunate weapon, which has
caused the Robot Wars to take a very dramatic turn in a direction that the
military, if not the world were neither anticipating or hoping for."
Empathy Egret (UN Recruit) - "The Virus? It scares me, more than it did before,
but I try not to dwell on it. It seems worse than ever, but I won't let it
rule my life.""
Anon (Interpol R&D) - "The Sigma Virus is a fearsome weapon. Its limits are
wider than the original Maverick Virus, as it can apparently infect all kinds
of electronic machines. Its actual process of infection is still considerably
unknown, so therefore it is highly recommended to stay away from Mavericks as
much as possible. Right now there is no need to panic, as the situation is
still reasonably under control, but we encourage people to take precautions as
much as they can."
Dr. Deo Zombie (Interpol R&D) - "Well... To begin, there is PERSONALLY no doubt
in my mind Gate created the Sigma Virus, however not intentionally. As for
it's effects? They're a shame. A plague on mankind, which we may never heal or
grow immune to. Essentially, I think life just got a whole lot more
interesting."
< This... Is GNN. >
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Message: 18/190 Posted Author
MCLAREN DEAD OF COMPLICATIONS Sun Jul 04 Global News Network
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< Global news feeds blast this for days: >
Secretary General Kelly McLaren has died, succumbing to her sniper-inflicted
wounds. She was 34 years old. The official time of death was 1945 GMT.
McLaren's condition steadily worsened over the weekend as she developed an
infection from a highly antibiotic resistant strain of /staphylococcus aureus/
bacteria, otherwise known as "staph". Staph infections claim the lives of
approximately 3000 individuals every year in UN countries, typically the very
old or the very young due to their weakened immune systems.
"With the stress brought about by the attempt on her life, combined with a
large amount of blood loss, the Secretary General was unable to combat the
staph infection," said Dr. Samuel Patterson, the head Seoul Metro Area medical
examiner. "Mercifully, the Secretary General never regained consciousness, and
so did not suffer."
Arrangements for the Secretary General's funeral have already begun. UN flags
will be lowered to half-staff for the next 31 days as part of the official
mourning process.
< The coverage continues, wall-to-wall about the various minutae of McLaren's
life, career and passing, as well as the plans for her state funeral. >
>> OOC: Investigations about the McLaren affair from the assassination attempt
to her untimely demise, as well as other UN-related issues of the moment,
should be directed to Leo by @mail.
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Potentially Poisoned Beer? Mon Jul 05 Global News Network
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Only a short while ago, while some unusual musical events were occuring, the
Robot Masters entered into a brewery in Budtown, Nebraska. Their purpose there
wasn't exactly known, although some beer fanatics might have suspected why
they were there without any prompting from others. When Wood Man faced off
against Shield Shellfish, a powerful and pink warrior, he retreated. There was
some talk of the presence of another Robot Master, as well as a fourth unknown
person.
However, later on the fourth person, still an unknown, contacted GNN and
informed them as to the reason behind the appearance of the Robot Masters at
the brewery. While the musical event was merely a distraction, the real reason
was to taint the beer that would be produced before it could even be bottled.
As such, GNN is recommending that all shipments of beer from the brewery be
stopped, and that an investigation into the amount of poisoned alcohol be
dealt with as quickly as is possible. That is all.
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Copyright Infringement? Mon Jul 05 Global News Network
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<The news fades out.. to the commercials!>'From Clown Man Studios'
A giant mechanical octopus flails onto the screen, drawn in your
normal oily anime style. 'Who will save the day for us?' Picture of a flowing
short skirt then odd looking androids scream and run away as the beast smashes
into a building in Downtown Japan. 'Who will be there to stop evil in our more
desperate hour?' Picture of high heels taking a step as a huge piece of rubble
crushes an android with a few vacuums on him. 'Well.. you know.. tries to.'
Flowing hair... then the beast brings a tentacle down only to be stopped by a
wand held by a girl.. the camera swings around.. and it's a GUY?! 'Coming this
summer.. Based of a fake true story..' <Sailor OrbitalNaturalSatellite> <I'm
never doing this in heels again!> "SAILOR DARYN!"
"With Lance Bass XII as Sailor Daryn" 'No more panty shots!' "Starr
Wolf as Sailor Phobos." 'You said we were just going to a bar!' "And, using
voice reconstruction.. James Earl Jones as the evil Computer Monster." 'LUKE!
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FATHER'
ACTION!LOVE! AND MAGIC!
<This summer. With pending lawsuit.>
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Violence in South Africa Tue Jul 06 Global News Network
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--Yet another GNN report. There's no good news lately....--
"The city of Pretoria, South Africa, was stunned today with an outbreak of
violence localized to its capitol office buildings. The perpetrators were
apparently identified Robot Masters, and attacked the capital in a blitz,
killing one, and destroying a good portion of the building's entry lobby and
drone security force. The target was apparently the office of the President
himself, Pascal, and an explosion occured within his personal office along
with the violence in the lobby. The President himself could not be found, and
at this time, his status is unknown. Security records show that no offical
summons was made to the United Nations; apparently, there was some confusion
over proper procedure and the security force was uncertain as to who to call
for assisstance against the Masters. More details as they are uncovered. This
is GNN."
(Questions to Gemma.)
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Attack On World Econ Forum Tue Jul 06 Global News Network
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< A story that is mostly covered in the business news -- McLaren's death drowns
out almost everything. >
20 people were killed and hundreds were wounded early Tuesday morning during a
surprise attack by what were believed to be 30 Maverick commandos on the World
Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, Switzerland.
The attack was extremely efficient, according to reports by civilian
contractors hired to provide security. Communications were cut minutes before
the attack, preventing the isolated compound from raising an alarm for help
before it was too late. The security detail was quickly distracted by an
attack on the main hangar, which drew away all but a skeleton crew around the
meeting.
Members claimed they were entirely unaware of the incident until Reploids burst
into the meeting place and began indiscriminately shooting at the members in
attendance. All of the senior members in attendance were killed or pronounced
dead on arrival at local hospitals, as they were the most visible.
Representatives in attendance from groups ranging from the Neo Tokyo Banking
Consortium and the Cossack Foundation escaped with minor injuries.
The assumed Mavericks were driven off within minutes as Swiss ride armor
support arrived: five of them were killed, while the remaining 25 escaped in a
VTOL with assorted injuries.
"It's a miracle that we were able to get to the exits," Boris Grischenko,
Cossack Foundation representative, said. "but it looked like the Mavericks
were going for a decapitation strike -- we weren't their priority."
The world stock markets have been thrown into turmoil by the news of the
attack. Several markets, such as the Nikkei index and the SWX Swiss exchange,
have been shut down for the day until order can be restored among investors.
< A few related stories follow, mostly about stocks and such, until McLaren's
funeral arrangements drown it out >
OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Russian Unrest Looms Tue Jul 06 Global News Network
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< In world news: >
Demonstrations on the streets of Moscow for and against the UN continue to
raise tensions in Russia, which experts say threaten to boil over and
destabilize Asia.
Tens of thousands of people attended demonstrations over the past weekend to
indicate their displeasure with the direction the nation is taking. Demands
for a national referendum on UN membership have been formally requested by a
number of political action groups in Moscow, while the pro-UN groups are
demanding a vote of confidence in the present Prime Minister who appears to be
wavering in his statements about staying in the UN.
The Parliament is heavily divided, with almost a 50/50 split between staying in
the UN and breaking away to become an independent nation. Filibusters are
being used by both sides to stall progress in the debate while various
factions attempt to gain slim majorities.
Putting additional pressure on a volatile situation is the increasing presence
of the Sigma Virus in Moscow. Core infrastructure is becoming less and less
capable of meeting the demands of the population, bringing many more Russians
to the streets than the situation would normally create.
While the protests have remained generally peaceful to this point, the threat
of rioting and looting as technology continues to malfunction is becoming a
"significant consideration" of the security forces monitoring the situation.
OOC: Questions to Leo.
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A Corrupt UN? Tue Jul 06 Global News Network
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It is, simply put, an ordinary conspiratorial idea that a government body is
in some way corrupt. As such, this belief will continually remain, and perhaps
even grow during times of crisis. However, with the recent actions of the UN
certain people have gone so far as to blatently say that the UN is in some way
corrupt.
This idea, however, has remained unproven and as such still nothing more than
a conspiracy theory. After investigating into whether or not the UN is
corrupt, thus far the GNN have failed to encounter any evidence pointing to
actual corruption. One person, believing that the UN is corrupt, however said
that the Interpol are corrupt free. As such, GNN went and looked to the
Interpol for potential answers. The answers were a resounding lack of evidence
pertaining to corruption.
So what about Houseman? A few people might believe the assassination attempt
on McLaren was an attempt to garner him a more powerful position, even if only
temporarily. This also fails to hold up under scrutiny, since not even the now
ex-Secretary of Defense knew that Houseman would have taken over in place of
McLaren.
This leaves people with no real hope that the UN is corrupt. While a previous
article presented by GNN pointed out how certain actions by Houseman and the
UN were unwise GNN is quite capable at admitting that there is no reason to
believe the UN is actually corrupt. With the system in place designed to keep
an incident such as when Wily almost became Secretary-General some years ago
from happening again, combined with the intense amount of investigation done
by GNN if there was any actual corruption it would have become obviously
appearant. As such, if anyone out there has real evidence pointing to actual
corruption bring it before Interpol and GNN.
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Message: 18/192 Posted Author
Dateline: Mexico Tue Jul 06 Global News Network
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In a move that has many political analysts somewhat shocked, the electoral
system of Mexico was quickly moved into action on the Fifth of July and the
people of the newly independent nation voted in the first national, executive
election in over two decades. It took two days to verify the votes, cast on
old-style paper ballots because of massive electronic voting machine
unreliability, however the results are in.
Between the two major candidates, Elpizo of Neo Arcadia and the current
governor of the State of Mexico, the citizens of Mexico have elected Elpizo as
their new Chief Executive, making the charismatic 'President' then Mayor, once
again a President.
The screen changes over to a podium set up outside the heavily converted
government buildings of the old regime, rapidly taking on the appearance, more
and more, of a serious military structure. Elzpio is standing at the podium
but he's shaking the Governor of Mexico's hand and smiling. It appears that
the competition, such as it was, was a friendly one instead of one about
ideology. The nation needed a head, and it needed to be official... The man
who had more presence before the people won.
Eventually Elpizo turns to the cameras and starts to speak. "The people have
spoken..." he says with little in the way of windup. "I could stand here and
talk about everything that I plan to do. I could stand here and talk about my
vision of a greater world than the one that we live in now. But in this vote
of approval I know that I do not have to do that today..." The President
smiles faintly and continues to speak, "We have a long road ahead of us..." he
explains, as he gestures around to the crowd and the city around him. "We need
to find ourselves, more than anything else... We need to seek our own identity
and remember who is is that we once were, before the rest of the world TRIED
to shove us into a tiny little box and forget about us!"
The President goes quiet then for a moment. "When I.. and the other leaders of
Neo Arcadia came together, and tried to find a name for the new energy that we
felt beginning to take root in this city.. a name came to us... A name that we
did not consider appropriate." he trails off for a moment. "Long ago, the
ancestors of the native peoples of this place came here from somewhere else,
seeking out a new home. They are a tribe that has scattered now, and dwells on
within the veins of each and every person who calls this nation home. The
Mexica. The Aztec. They came seeking the promised land, and they made it their
home. This land is YOUR home, our home, from the ocean to the ocean. This, my
countrymen, is Aztlan."
<< Rampant Pundit Speculation Follows >>
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Message: 18/193 Posted Author
Fires in Quebec Wed Jul 07 Global News Network
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A human reporter appears on screen.
"Good evening and this is Michael Nagasaki reporting in the suburbs of
Quebec, where firefighters are battling a raging inferno. Homes, trees,
cars... nothing was spared from the wrath of the Maverick reploid known as
Flame Mammoth."
Picture of Flame Mammoth.
"Police say they saw the suspect fleeing from the scene, injured it
would seem. Residents and eye witnesses claim that a man stood against the
reploid, said man has yet to be identified but people are praising him for
having prevented a much more devastating result had nobody stood up to the
enormous Maverick. The man was nowhere to be seen as the authorities arrived,
all they found... was this."
An image of a black sword, a rapier on the ground.
"This is Michael Nagasaki, GNN news."
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Message: 18/194 Posted Author
Texas Fears Aztlan Expansionism Wed Jul 07 Global News Network
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< A significant regional story in the Americas. >
The state of Texas has issued a formal warning to the newly named Aztlan
government in Neo Arcadia, cautioning them about attempting to expand their
influence across the Rio Grande.
"The citizens of Texas will not tolerate encroachment on their lawfully
acquired property by a foreign power," a spokesman for the Texas state
government said during a press conference yesterday in response to President
Elpizo's announcement. "While we wish no hostilities with Neo Arcadia, we will
defend ourselves if we feel threatened by the Aztlan army."
Additional National Guard troops have been placed on border patrols in southern
Texas, while the presence of United States Marines has primarily been felt in
Louisiana, Arizona and New Mexico.
To bolster the defense of the state, Governor Philipe Melendez has authorized
the reformation of county-wide militias, to be overseen by officers of the
National Guard and trained by SWAT officers. The militias will be managed and
coordinated by the state's Office of Homeland Security.
Elpizo's announcement has also accelerated efforts to declare Texas to be an
independent nation. A coalition led by Howard Vaughn (R-Dallas/Ft. Worth) is
seeking to move up the vote to late July, but so far has been confounded by
procedural stalling tactics by a slim minority who want to remain a part of
the United States of America.
A representative of the United States government, when asked about the
situation, stated that there is no provision in the United States Constitution
for a state to secede, and any such action would be considered an illegal
action. However, the United States government declined to answer questions
about a potential federal response to the measure if the referendum succeeded.
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Message: 18/195 Posted Author
AFRICAN MILITIA NOW RECRUITING Wed Jul 07 Global News Network
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It begins a shot of a giant tidal wave, Commander of the African
Militia Lux Anul and several other militiamen surfing. 'Woo Hoo' starts
playing as the soundtrack for this particular message. A free frame on a
cheery surfing African Militiaman. Seems like he's having the time of his life.
'Wily' flashes on the screen in white, and then 'Needs' and then 'You'.
A loud slamming noise as the Wily African flag explodes onto the scene, with
various facts including approximate troop count, various engagements the
African Militia has engaged in, ect.
Flash Images of cybernetic engineers, reploid warriors cheerfully
wearing WilyWorld T-Shirts, Humans learning how to swing a sword, stab a
spear, shoot a gun, drive a tank. 'The Best' flashes on screen 'The Brightest
Of Africa' appears afterwards.
Officers, and soldiers, stand in line, saluting Robot Master superiors.
And they aren't just humans. Cyborgs, Reploids, and maybe even a ninja all
show their dedication to Wily and to Africa with pride, and pleasure.
Another image of fighting in the desert, naturally the Militia is
kicking ass. A random, and oddly enough reploid, soldier says on screen, in an
Afrikaans dialect, 'I am not African born, but I still can be a citizen just
by serving a few years. Wily and Africa are for the people, and all the
people.'
And then as the song ends, an announcer says, 'The African Militia: You
don't have to be a robot trapped in a garage anymore to serve the right guy.'
And then it fades to black.
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Message: 18/187 Posted Author
Beer Crisis Thu Jul 08 Global News Network
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Miller, a branch beer company of Anheuser-Busch, makers of Budweiser, faces a
severe drop in sales and a halt in production as fans of the beer everywhere
become outraged at what apparently are hallucinogenics added to the beverage.
A large brewery in the South American continent has hospitalized hundreds.
Reports say that the hallucinogenic, once consumed, causes not only the
drinker to see illusions, but to feel, smell, taste, and hear them. Reports
also say that the different senses rarely agree. Thankfully the effects are
not permanent.
Although many point to the failed attempt to poison the budweiser factory in
Budtown, factory workers on duty at the vats saw no one suspicious over the
week. Already the company faces several lawsuits from the families of the
victims, and fans of Miller have turned away from A-B in fear, instead buying
other beer, such as the popular Wilybeer, which has been seeing a sizable
increase in income since last month.
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Message: 18/188 Posted Author
Wily Africa attack! Sat Jul 10 Global News Network
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<News flash>
"This is Stone Johnson with this news break!" The scene cuts to some smoke as
a reporter in the field is translated as he speaks. "It seems that here in
Africa, the Infamous Pirates, the Bonne's were spotted leaving the area.
Behind them a large plume of smoke can be saw. Reporters can not get closer,
but we will give you more information as it arises." scene cuts back to stone.
"We tried to get word from the Bonne's but they seem to be currently
unavailable, we will try to get The reaction from the Masters when it is
available."
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Message: 18/189 Posted Author
Weirdness in South Africa Sun Jul 11 Global News Network
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***GNN Breaking News***
"Sources in South Africa report there was a disturbance in the city of
Johannesburg this weekend, within a complex thought long-demilitarized after
the decommissioning of Repliforce. Witnesses spotted a strange, glowing,
fairy- or alien-like creature emerging from the roof of the compound late last
night, which escaped from the city by air despite Interpol response. More
details on this situation as it develops. This is GNN."
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Message: 18/183 Posted Author
Chicken Chaos in Key West Mon Jul 12 Global News Network
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"--keep their parliamentary majority, though voter sentiment in Japan
remains mixed."
"And finally, hospitals in Key West, Florida, are facing a wave of food
poisoning cases involving poultry and poultry-related products. An
unidentified Maverick was reportedly responsible for the chicken poisoning.
Local officials say a reploid in a giant chicken suit was seen swapping frozen
chickens and cans of chicken soup for contaminated replacements at several Key
West supermarkets this afternoon."
"The poisoning spree was eventually stopped by the Maverick Hunter
Glaive and Officer Silver of Interpol. Glaive and Silver caught the
chicken-costumed Maverick red-handed, and engaged him in combat. Reports are
sketchy, and the number of Mavericks involved in the incident isn't clear -
eyewitnesses say they also saw a ninja wielding a burning chicken and a bright
yellow reploid resembling former Hunter leader Rock Light."
"Health officials are currently removing the contaminated poultry from
stores. Local authorities insist the food poisoning outbreak is under control,
and is not expected to affect visitor arrivals to the nearby Disney Universe."
"That's all for now. I'm Rambutan, and this is GNN."
( Questions? Contact Shyster. Who else? )
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Message: 18/177 Posted Author
GNN Entertainment News Tue Jul 13 Global News Network
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This just in...Kalinka Dmitriev, daughter of famed scientist Dr. Pavel Cossack,
was involved in a traffic accident in San Angeles late yesterday afternoon.
According to eyewitnesses, she missed a turn and impacted a wall at high
speed. Her condition is currently unknown, though a hospital spokesman did
comment that she is expected to survive.
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Message: 18/178 Posted Author
New York Incident Tue Jul 13 Global News Network
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"This is GNN reporting from the New York Business District!"
"Earlier today, Robot Masters Wave Man and Heat Man were spotted in the city,
walking through it without apparent weaponry or otherwise harmful items. Once
they reached their target, however, their intentions became clear: robbery."
Snapshot of a specialized Grill & Accessories shop, Wave Man holding the door
as Heat Man and four Joes enter.
"The two Robot Masters took everything they could carry and made the Joes do
their work, said the Store Owner, but the yellow one actually offered to pay
and seemed friendly until the other one reminded him they weren't here for
that."
"Once their bags were filled, they pretty much left, continues the Owner. I
watched the entire thing from my store. There was this guy.. Andrew Creeves I
think. He went and ran to the Masters to stop them. And then there was Thomas
Light in some sort of.. odd.. flying thing. It seemed like the Robot Masters
had the upper hand, I mean, the yellow one burned that Andrew guy down and the
Doctor was harmed pretty badly too. But then Protoman arrived and chased them
off. And this little guy too.."
Snapshots of Reporto slamming into Wave Man, sending him right into Protoman's
energy blast. Likewise, Heat Man is also being blasted by the energy. Further
snapshots show Andrew Creeves set on fire, and the Lightsaucer being attacked
by a thrown harpoon. The last snapshot is Reporto, apparently singing as he
walks on the sidewalk.
The view goes back to the reporter. "There were no actual casualties with very
little collateral damage. The firefighters arrived just in time to prevent the
flames from causing too much damage. Firefighter representative Bill Clurk
said he was contacted by an unknown Robot Master few minutes before the fight
actually broke out. Value of the stolen goods is estimated to be rather low,
between five thousand and ten thousand Zennies at most."
"This.. was GNN!"
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Message: 18/179 Posted Author
Assassination... Tue Jul 13 Global News Network
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"At 5:30 P.M, Central Standard Time, an explosion was heard and felt in an
apartment complex in Neo Tokyo. The Ambassadors sent by the Coalition for
Reploid Freedom to Japan were killed in the explosion, and several nearby
residents were injured in the process."
"The Ambassadors themselves were within the apartment complex when several
bombs identified recently as similiar to the previous attack in the United
States, found to be Remotely Detonated mines, though the detonator was never
found, residents said that they saw a young man in his late teens loitering
about the building. Investigators were told that he was around five feet nine
inches tall, and was wearing a black shirt with, 'Evil is a state of mind.'
written on it in red letters, blue jeans, and bulky dark brown boots."
"He was not seen in the area of the crime scene during the time at which the
bombs were thought to be set off. Additionally, the security team assigned to
the Maverick Ambassadors were also killed in the explosion."
"Aside from the remains of the bombs, there is no known evidence, though
residents say that they did hear noises inside the apartment during,
similiarly to the previous bombing, hours at which the Maverick Ambassadors
were not present, nobody was seen entering or leaving the apartment."
"Moving on to other news..."
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Message: 18/180 Posted Author
Sigma Virus Cured!(Sorta.) Tue Jul 13 Global News Network
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*This...is GNN*
"Ohemgee Dubyateeff here, with BREAKING news! So breaking, I hurt myself just
hearing about it! Mah Gawd! The drama! We've JUST got reports from LightLabs
that, through the combined works of Dr. Thomas Light, Dr. Edward Cain, Dr.
Pavel Cossack, Dr. Julie Matthews, and Professor Gate, the Sigma Virus that's
plagued the world's eletronics and AI has been cured!"
"Well, partialy. According to LightLab representitives, the Virus is perminant
if it recahes a certin point of infection. But, before then, a combination of
Professor Gate's Dream Protical and Dr. Matthews's ground breaking work with
artifican endorphins, the Virus is totaly cureable! So, of you're feeling
unusualy aggressive, or the urge to punch your mom in the face, go to your
local LightLabs or UN center for scanning and treatment! Better safe than
Maverick!"
The reporter then procedes to fall over, running around in a citcle on the
ground and occasionaly shouting about BEES and punching people in the mother.
*This...is GNN.*
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Message: 18/179 Posted Author
HeraCorp! Wed Jul 14 Global News Network
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"This...is GNN! And I'm standing in for Papaya today for our Business
Report! My name is Deathblade Executioner, I used to be an Assassin rather
than a business news reporter, so I hope you like me in my new job!", he waves
cheerfully to the camera before continuing.
"First off, While you might expect reploid sales to go down, especially
with the recent Maverick attack in Switzerland, the rising business of
HeraCorp is helping turn the tides pushing against the reploid race in recent
days. Their secret? Well, judging from the recent press conference at
HeraCorp's main office in Minnesota, it might just be because of CEO Sewa's
cuteness factor."
A clip of the press conference is shown. Sewa, a seemingly thirteen
year old girl (three years older than how people who knew her would remember
her looking despite her being a reploid), with silver hair, a business suit,
and what appears to be plush catears, is shown standing on a stool. Next to
her is a panther reploid in a rather snazzy suit.
Sewa speaks up. "HeraCorp will innovate reploid production, I am sure
of that, but I'd rather not describe our procedure in exacting detail right
now because of time. Instead, let me just assure you that our reploids have an
unprecedented amount of choice compared to those made by any other reploid
company. The reploids we build get to choose their own form, and gender if
they want one, but not only that--we protect them too. Every reploid we build
gets basic martial arts training, a job, and a taser, just in case."
A reporter speaks up. "Don't you think you're a little, well, young and
ill-formed to make assumptions like these, and to even run something as
difficult as a reploid production company at all?"
The panther reploid clears his throat, before speaking smoothly: "I
assure you, gentlemen of the press--and any who might question CEO Sewa's
age--that she is quite capable of managing her own company." He smiles
slightly. "And building reploids. After all, I am one of her proof of concept
models. I'm certainly not questioning my own heritage."
Another reporter pipes in with: "And records state you were a member of
the CRF. How can anyone really be sure this isn't just another Maverick front?"
Once more, the panther takes the stage--only after glancing at Sewa for
confirmation (which she gives), though. He gives the reporter a nod, and
replies, "A good question. One HeraCorp is quite ready to answer. DNA Soul
scans of Sewa and all HeraCorp records are available at request, as proof
positive that none of us are in fact carrying either strain of the Maverick
Virus. Furthermore, we have already submitted to to a full audit by Interpol
and the UN Revenue Service, for the peace of mind of our potential customers."
There is silence for a few moments before Sewa speaks up again, smiling
faintly, "Either way, HeraCorp's goal is to prove that you can build reploids
ethically and still have a business. Any up and coming manufacturer is free to
come to us to discuss our methods, suggest improvements, or take our
construction method as their own so they can do the same thing. Many reploids
do not consider their company as their true family, and we at HeraCorp feel
that if reploids could feel that way, we'd all be better off."
The clip ends and Business Reporter Deathblade Executioner reappears,
"And now on our list of other up and coming companies, Haircstasy has
discovered a new brand of hair spray..."
OOC: Questions, comments, investigations, ect. go to Sewa.
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Message: 18/172 Posted Author
War in France Wed Jul 14 Global News Network
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<This... is GNN!>
"Earlier this hour, the city of Paris fell to Maverick forces.
Satellite imagery shows what appears to be Master drones firing upon other
Master drones, which seems to indicate that the city's defensive forces have
been infected with the Sigma Virus. This new type of drone, seen swarming
through the city, seems to be at fault for such a rapid infestation."
A computer rendering of what the drone looks like appears onscreen - a
spider, roughly the size of a basketball, with foot-long legs. The front of
their body consists of largely a huge mouth surrounded by buzzsaws. Painted
clearly is some sort of insignia in the shape of a 'V'.
"This attack appears to be the precursor to a much larger offensive, as
Coalition forces are sending the Robot Masters into retreat all across France.
With the city of Paris changing hands, the fate of France seems to be sealed."
<This... was GNN!>
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Message: 18/173 Posted Author
Africa! Wed Jul 14 Global News Network
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<Screen flashes from various scenes around the globe to a rather frazzled
panther Reploid. The quarterpanel shows footage of a smouldering crater with
Mt. Skullamanjaro in the distance.>
*YAAAWWWWN*
"Presspass Panther with breaking-- *looks offscreen* (...what? Yeah, I heard!
I'm what? I'm /ON/!?) *looks back to the camera* "Uh... Presspass Panther, and
this just in. A massive explosion rocked the heart of WilyAfrica, as the Robot
Masters' Cyberjungle Harvesting plant was laid waste to les than twenty
minutes ago. R.M. Representatives have been thus far unavailable for comment
on the matter, but we here at GNN will contin... ue... (Mind slowing down the
cards, Raul?) *AHEM*
"Details are sketchy at best, but it's believed that portions of the
Cyberjungle nearby has been obliterated as well. Sources indicate that a
rediculously large amount of heavy, military-grade explosives were used in the
attack, though witnesses are quite scarce. (I /know/ it's redundant, Raul!
It's the freaking /jungle/!) "GNN will... erm... bring you more as it
develops. This has been Presspass Panther, for GNN." (Raul! Cards..?! Fast?
You are /so/ fired!)
<*BLIP*>
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Message: 18/174 Posted Author
Viral Propagation Worldwide Thu Jul 15 Global News Network
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< Various news agencies carry similar stories: >
Sigma Virus outbreaks have been confirmed on every inhabited continent, with
the greatest amount of infection in the countries to which Sigma sent
ambassadors.
According to the UN CDC, business has been severely curtailed if not ceased
entirely in several world capitals due to Sigma Virus outbreaks in
infrastructure, and Reploid quarantines are being enforced under pain of death
to try to arrest the spread. Complaints about violations of Reploid civil
rights are being ignored due to the "worldwide emergency", though efforts are
being made to make the Reploids comfortable.
The worst areas of infection are throughout India, in which the megacities are
almost continuous throughout the peninsula, and in Moscow, where political
instability and proximity to the Maverick lines are being blamed for
widespread Sigma Virus difficulties. Japan is also facing extensive infection,
but their civil defense units have so far kept the nation functional.
North America has the least amount of confirmed Sigma Virus infections. Many
Reploids have moved into the northern United States and Canada to keep their
distance from Neo Arcadia, while Central and South America have been gradually
depopulated of Mavericks due to extraordinary anti-Reploid sentiment in wake
of the Maverick assassination of the Pope.
UN authorities are hoping the development of a countermeasure for the Sigma
Virus by Light Labs will increase world stability and allow an end to the
extensive quarantines now being used by local and regional governments
worldwide. However, many experts are doubtful the weak countermeasure
currently available will be sufficient to stop the virus' spread through
cyberspace and other media.
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Message: 18/175 Posted Author
HeraCorp Fights Virus! Thu Jul 15 Global News Network
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"This is Deathblade Executioner again, and this is GNN!", du de du do!
"In another, quieter release by HeraCorp, we have learned that the
company plans to provide as latest in virus protection tech as they can get
their hands on for their creations, including androids! In conjunction with
this, they also plan to provide the Virus cure to anyone who contracts it on
property.
A small clip is shown of Sewa speaking, "While HeraCorp doesn't wish to
stop people from joining the Coalition that wish to do so, the method in which
the Sigma Virus spreads forces us to take these measures on property. If one
of our own wishes to join the Coalition, they will have to go to Maverick
territory with the assistance of a HeraCorp representative where the official
deal will be made. If someone contracts the virus and wishes to be cured, we
will of course accomodate that, but if they do not wish to be cured after
contracting it outside of our facilities, we will not force a cure on them
unless they venture inside, for the safety and freedom of our other reploids."
Deathblade appears again, "HeraCorp also announced the plans to expand
into a second office, somewhere in Canada, but it wouldn't give any more
details than that. This is Deathblade Executioner signing off, and this was
your GNN business report."
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Message: 18/176 Posted Author
New Ad Campaign Fri Jul 16 Global News Network
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Here and there--on billboards and in magazines--a new ad campaign has
begun appearing. The design is simple and effective--human or cyborg men and
women in scant clothing, posing against a black background. All of them very
clearly have been modified--every hair on their bodies is of a single,
unnatural color. Cherry red, sapphire blue, snowy white, lime green--just about
any color of the rainbow.
The tagline on the ads reads as such: "GeneSpectra: Release the inner
you." Below that is a depiction of a double-helix wrapped around a single
pennate leaf, with the company name of Sylvan Biotechnology, Inc..
(OOC: Okay! GeneSpectra is a series of genetic "dyes"; basically, they're
retroviruses that target a human's hair follicles and changes them to produce
pigments of a new color. And if you need more information on this, or Sylvan
Biotech, drop Ciel an @mail.)
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Message: 18/170 Posted Author
Virus Breakthrough! Mon Jul 19 Global News Network
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< Lead story across all news outlets: >
Dr. Albert Wily, working with Light Labs and Professor Gate, has revealed a
shocking attribute of the Sigma Virus which has allowed a more effective
countermeasure to be made.
The name `Sigma Virus' is disturbingly accurate, according to the research
team, as the virus is actually a rogue program that must have been intended to
regenerate Sigma's neural net after his severe injury at the hands of Proto
Man. This program is being passed on like a contagious illness through various
means, which apparently include cyberspace and proximity.
After a third of the neural net is infected, the Sigma Virus ceases its
infection. By then, however, the damage is done. If allowed to run to its
natural conclusion, there is so far no way of reversing the Sigma Virus'
effects.
This natural termination point is the key to the revised countermeasure
developed with Dr. Wily's assistance. By extracting the `signal point' that
tells the Sigma Virus when to stop and replicating it, the Sigma Virus can be
tricked into believing its job is done and becomes dormant, allowing the
natural defenses of the Reploid to delete the offending code harmlessly.
While not a vaccine or a true `cure' for the Sigma Virus, this new innovation
is very good news for Reploids. Reploids are cautioned, however, that the
polymorphic nature of the Sigma Virus may necessitate different approaches in
the future, and they should continue to take precautions.
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Message: 18/171 Posted Author
Seoul Trouble Mon Jul 19 Global News Network
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"This is GNN giving a brief news update!"
"About ten minutes ago, a single Maverick identified here as Boomer Kuwanger
was spotted within the Seoul Tourist District. Few seconds after its arrival,
Neo Arcadia Guardian "Umbra Phantom" was also seen arriving, engaging the
Maverick."
Multiple snapshots of the fight, namely Boomer missing Phantom over and over
again and a few blurry images of the Guardian slashing with the wakizashi
towards the Maverick.
"The fight was rather short and left the Guardian almost unharmed, but our
sources stopped responding as a large explosion rocked the district as the
Maverick fell down. The remains of the Maverick were not found and the
Guardian was gone by the time the flames were controlled. It is unknown how
the UN will react to the presence of Neo Arcadia authorities within their own
territory, much less to the fact that it is the said authorities which forced
the Maverick into retreat."
"For the moment, the flames are under control and the explosive devices which
were scattered across the district seem to all be dealt with. The death count
is seven and the ammount of injured civilians is yet undetermined, as
expected. Altough the multiple fires have been controlled by now and are no
longer a threat, we ask of everyone to remain on their guards, as more
Maverick strikes could be on their way."
"This.. was GNN!"
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Message: 18/172 Posted Author
UN Press Conference Mon Jul 19 Global News Network
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This is Antipathy Artichoke for GNN. James Houseman, Secretary-General
of the United Nations, today announced a state of martial law over all of the
United Nations, and his own new position as full Secretary-General of the
assembly. This comes as a shock to many people, but according to our polls,
many were expecting something like this in the light of the Sigma Virus scare.
In addition to the declaration, Secretary General Houseman unveiled the
first of the new mass production model power armor that is to be the backbone
of the new army.
<Footage of the armor comes up. Easily topping ten feet in regular standing
position, there is no sign of the pilots, the armor completely sealed on all
side. The armors have a relatively feral look, lanky white designs with black
joints, the head looking totally inhuman, a mouth full of sharp teeth closed
in a grin, the pilots giving no sign whether or not this is a decorative or
functional part of the suit. A red panel underneath the chin is the only color
on these vicious-looking power armors, the barest hint of a human face
underneath showing this to be a visor of sorts. No sensors are visible, the
white and black armor covering everything, a raised hump between the shoulders
hiding the access to the cockpit. Each of these armors is armed, a large
dagger affixed to either hip, nearly long enough to be swords, and a powerful
rifle clutched in their hands. The pair directly behind Houseman sport wings,
white appendages with long metal 'feathers' that they wear like white cloaks
around their bodies, though the undersides appear to be black.>
In addition, he announced the construction of a new Fortress battle
station to replace the one lost by the rogue members of Repliforce several
weeks ago, as well as a new weapon known only as 'Korona.' We'll have more
information for you as soon as it's available, so stay tuned to GNN!
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Message: 18/173 Posted Author
The Late Night News Tue Jul 20 Global News Network
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The events of today were somewhat monumental, with the unveiling of the new
Power Armor that the United Nations army shall be using. However, certain
degress of distrust in the declaration of Martial Law could be heard across
the world as the conspiracy theorists rumbled in unison about how horrible
this event was. While public opinion to the status of Martial Law being in
place is somewhat mixed, a great deal of people are looking at Houseman as a
potentially devestating politican who might cause great trouble for the
members of the United Nations.
As was demonstrated by the Neo-Arcadian named Umbra Phantom, the ability of
the Neo-Arcadians to face off against Mavericks is great and as such the
potential for a United Nations army to perform well against the Mavericks is
considered high. However, certain sources of information have stated such
things as that Power Armors alone can not fare well against the likes of the
Mavericks, and that a large amount of the soldiers within the United Nations
army are in desperate need of training. If this information is completely true
or not, GNN does not know for certain but shall strive to discover.
In an unusual move, GNN recently attempted to acquire contact with the
Maverick member named Vile. However, the interview went bad when Vile
attempted to cause bodily harm to the interviewer and the bodyguard. The
subsequent injuries to both the bodyguard and interviewer were enough to cause
a period of repair for them, and as such Vile is now considered by GNN to be a
far more dangerous person than Protoman. As was stated by an anonymous person
earlier tonight, Vile is a fine representation of how Humans and Reploids are
not that far apart.
In related news, the Maverick mentality is still an uncertainity to GNN.
Interviews, mostly with Mavericks, have resulted in an almost repetitive
series of answers that tend to follow along the lines of hatred toward Humans,
and a wish to eradicate said Humans. An ex-Maverick, whose name shall be
withheld so as not to cause problems for the person, stated that they did not
even understand as to why the hatred existed while they were a Maverick. This
form of seemingly brainwashed status helps to prove that the Sigma Virus is a
potent manipulating device, and so people should continually be checked to
make certain they haven't fallen prey to it.
News about Houseman has been mostly given out to everyone, although GNN is
always hungry for any form of factual data anyone might have pertaining to the
Secretary-General. Also, any information pertaining to the death of McLaren
resulting from an infection would also prove useful for GNN. Remember to
report any unusual incidents you witness using the GNN contact line given
daily.
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Message: 18/173 Posted Author
Cyberspace Rumours Tue Jul 20 Global News Network
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Rumours circulating around various chatrooms and forums are buzzing
with news about a figure that's appeared around the internet lately. He is
said to have appeared at many small-scale hacking attempts all across
Cyberspace. Some of the most wild rumors say that it is the former Maverick
Hunter Commander, Rock, fighting the good fight on the internet. Others say
it's a freelance hacker trying to make a name for himself. Other, less
credible, forums speculate that it's Hero Boy, returned at last, to succeed
against net crime. The only thing that seems to be a constant in all the
rumors is that they call the figure MegaMan.EXE.
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Message: 18/174 Posted Author
Xiang Escapes! Wed Jul 21 Global News Network
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< All over the GNN morning shows. >
Dr. Nathan Xiang, infamous bioterrorist and war criminal, escaped UN custody
last evening in a spectacular prison break involving a plague of mutated
locusts.
Tens of thousands of locusts swarmed into Seoul and launched a deadly assault
on the UN building, causing wide-scale property damage and threatening the
lives of innocent civilians. The Interpol response was fierce, but ultimately
ineffective. The locusts caused severe damage to the UN building and were able
to free Dr. Xiang, then flew him away to safety.
Dr. Xiang's whereabouts are currently unknown.
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Message: 18/164 Posted Author
Some words from Interpol Sat Jul 24 Global News Network
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"In some more recent news, the Interpol spokesman Arthur Maxwell held today a
press conference in the UN Building in Seoul. After a short period of silence
from the organization, Maxwell answered several questions regarding Interpol
and the UN's current status and also released new information on the
investigation of McLaren's death.
Various clips of Maxwell speaking as well as some from the recent happenings in
Seoul are shown while a reporter's voice is heard.
"The Interpol spokesman admitted that the organization is going through
difficult times. They seem to be suffering a small internal conflict and a
dislike caused by the Secretary General James Houseman, the decomission of the
Repliforce, Kelly McLaren's death, and now the declared martial law. He stated
that even though the number of renounces within their rank was considerable,
they still remain stable and intend to continue their work as the
international police forces no matter what. The subject of the damage to the
building that was caused during Dr. Nathan Xiang's escape last Tuesday was
also dealt, letting us know that the reparations on the structure and the
damaged systems are going as fast as possible, yet their security level
remains the same as before the incident."
"Maxwell also gave us some of the long awaited information on Kelly McLaren's
assasination, based on a report provided by one of the operatives running the
case called G. Sears. Apparenty Interpol has been capable of finding out a
possible link between Maverick and Robot Master forces which later ended up in
a betrayal conflict. The direct participation of Number Man as well as some
other well known people is suspected, yet they still don't discard a third
party participation from Neo Arcadia in this plot. Marķa Coleiro had also
recieved some packages that are currently being investigated and could lead to
the possible solution. Pallbearer, one of the people who directly engaged
Coleiro and that has been missing since the incident is being searched to be
interrogated as well. Regarding the staph infection that finally put an end to
the former Secretary General's life, they have been able to establish that
McLaren had already started to develop this infection before she was shot, the
wounds she suffered making it more intense and finally causing her death."
The scene changes back to the GNN central.
"Interpol has promised to release more news about this when they are available.
Meanwhile, the reaction of the world to this information is to be expected. In
other news..."
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Message: 18/161 Posted Author
Small News Mon Jul 26 Global News Network
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Minor news broadcast. Seems there has been a power outage in southern
Ireland, enough to knock out a fair-sized area. Since most of the people
living there have spotty power anyways, it's no big deal except in a few small
cities where people don't have their own backup generators. Officials have
noted that while there seems to have been an actual momentary drain of power,
it's difficult to locate. Most have also refused to name any potential reasons
for the drain.
(Insert spinny here, should you feel the desire. Page jav for info!)
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Message: 18/162 Posted Author
Neo Arcadia Rouses Panama Mon Jul 26 Global News Network
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<This is GNN.>
"Hello, Naimes R. Unoriginal here. We're reporting here to let you know of a
speech given today to Panama civilians by a Neo Arcadian speaker that only
gave his name as 'Sage Harpuia.' It was publicly given; though, it seems
related officials are starting to have a bit of unrest with the subject
matter. Here's a clip!
Sage Harpuia stands at a podium, his hands raised to silence any sort of noise,
then begins speaking. "People of Panama, it has come to our attention that
many of you are not satisfied. Satisfaction is a necessity, satisfaction with
yourself, satisfaction with your people, and satisfaction with your country.
What is missing? What is missing from your lives? Liberty and freedom, my
friends." The camera fades back to Naimes.
"As you can see from that alone, the tone got pretty aggressive. Many of the
people attending seemed to respond in the way the 'Guardian' was hoping, a
small riot almost breaking out in the city before officials caught it. Sage
Harpuia gave contact information, which I'll withhold, and called for unity
for the sake of liberty. It seems that Neo Arcadia wants a bit more territory,
or maybe just become a pain in the U.N.'s side. I'm Naimes R. Unoriginal, and
I'll bring you the story as it develops."
<That was GNN>
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Message: 18/159 Posted Author
Vile Speaks Wed Jul 28 Global News Network
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<This... is GNN!>
"Just a few moments ago we recieved a video sent to us from the CRF,
containing footage of Maverick general Vile. We will no play that video - we
assure you, there is no violence or gore involved."
Vile is indeed in this video clip, standing in a featureless white room
and looking into the camera.
"People of this planet, human and robot alike. Someone once asked me if
I was just putting on a show to discourage the continued attack of the
Maverick empire. I say to you now, we are strong. Throw your armies against
us, but we will not just defend ourselves. We will kill every last one of you.
We will hunt you down. There is no place you can hide from this wrath. The
Fortress IV, ruined and broken at the bottom of the ocean, is proof of this.
There is no defying us. Robots, join us. Humans... turn yourselves in for a
humane death. That is all."
Back to the GNN crew, "While general Vile did claim that the Fortress
IV has been destroyed, there is no supporting evidence to back up his words,
save for the large explosion near Vietnam just a half hour ago. The secretary
general's office has no comments at this time, nor does the U.N."
<This... was GNN!>
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Message: 18/148 Posted Author
Official UN-Interpol Response Wed Jul 28 Global News Network
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<This... is GNN!>
"A spokesperson from the UN spoke up today about the events in Vietnam,
and in particular, Vile's words regarding the Fortress IV."
Resonance is shown in front of UN Headquarters, wiggling a finger in
her ear. She tugs her finger out, looks at it, and flicks something off
screen. A reporter asks, 'Uh, so, Lieutenant Resonance, what is the UN
reaction regarding the words of General Vile, is there any truth in it?"
"Hm?" Resonance asks, looking surprised, and then she shifts into a
more alert stature, "Oh, you mean that video thing you guys said you had?
Well, yeah, I can tell you exactly what my reaction was when I saw his
buckethead."
"First, I tried to take a nap, but you know how it is with Vile... He
starts talking and all I hear is-", Resonance starts to imitate Vile's voice
here.
"Blahbity blah blah blahbity, blahbity blah blahbity bhalbity. Bhlabity
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahbity blah blah blah blah blahbity blah
blahbity blahbity blah blah Blahbity bhalbity. Rarr Rarr Ahrrrr, rip off my
face, spooky spooky, graphic content, oh wait no graphic content? Blahbity
blahbity blah, blahbity blah, hunt you down, blah blah humans suck, blah
blahbity I hate reploids too, blah blah blah, want to get in Elpizo's pants,
blah blah blah Cossack wangst blah blah blahbity blah."
There is a small pause as Resonance closes her mouth. The Reporter
glances around uncertainly, as if expecting Goliath to step on him any moment.
Resonance starts again, "Blah blahbity blahbity Goliath didn't have a
cupholder so humanity must die blah blah blahblah, turn yourselves in so we
can put bombs in your eyes blah blah blah, I actually expect you to be stupid
enough to listen to anything out of my mouth."
Resonance then smiles, "In other words, you shouldn't put everything on
the air just because an asshole happens to say it."
"Ah, er, well," The reporter stammers, "That appears to be the Interpol
response. As for me, I'm getting out of here!" *yoink!*
<End GNN Spinny>
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Message: 18/149 Posted Author
Robot Master Music Wed Jul 28 Global News Network
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<This is GNN.>
"Melody Mackaral here, bringing you the latest in Music News! It seems
that a new Robot Master musical band has surfaced from the depths of Skull
Monument. The band, which consists of Quick Man, Crash Man, Magnet Man, and
Ice Man, goes by the name "The Wilybrats", and their first album, "Masters of
Rock", hit stores worldwide this week amidst controversy over whether or not
music written and performed by war criminals should be made publicly
available. The project was kept a closely guarded secret as the 16 tracks were
written and recorded, and only announced the day before the product hit the
shelves.. today. The CD is, of course, readily available in Africa and Japan,
but it may be harder to come by in UN, Maverick, and unaligned countries, as
scientists scramble to try and detect any subliminal messages or other dirty
tricks in the music. We were able to reach band leader Quick Man for comment."
<The scene switches to a shot of Quick Man's face, a microphone held up by a
hand from off-camera. He is not wearing his helmet, and has on dark
sunglasses, but his face is recognizable, and his red-and-gold armor can be
glimpsed as he moves and gestures.>
"There are no hidden messages or tricks in this CD! What, we're not
allowed to have hobbies? I love music, and so do some of my brothers, and
let's face it.. we were born to rock!"
<The scene cuts back to the reporter.> "The band's style has been described as
'fast-paced electric rock 'n roll', and the albubm seems to be selling well in
stores in Master-controlled territory. The first single, "I Ran", is certainly
catchy."
<Cut to a scene from the music video, showing the band performing on a
sound-stage in Skull Monument. Quick Man is playing guitar and singing into a
microphone. Crash Man also has a guitar, and is using his drill as a pick.
Magnet Man is playing the bass, although at the moment he actually has his
guitar floating in front of him while he just holds his arms out, the strings
plucking themselves. Ice Man sits behind a drum set much larger than he is..
playing with all the fury of the eskimos.>
"Will this Robot Master band, with what appears to be a legitimate
album, succeed? We'll bring you more as the story developes."
OOC: "I Ran" by Bowling for Soup is the first single, a cover of the 80's song
by Flock of Seagulls. If you want to hear it and can't find a copy, I can send
you one over AIM if you ask! Duo even said the vocalist in that song would be
a great Quick Man voice actor, so, it's perfect!
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Message: 18/150 Posted Author
HEADLINE: EGYPT Fri Jul 30 Global News Network
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<< This.. is GNN.. >>
Late this evening, the previously held nation of Egypt, thanks to a surprise
surgical strike carried out by the Repliforce, no longer a commissioned army
of the United Nations, is now free. A surprising assault proclaimed by their
leader, General Octavius Doppler, who many of you know simply as 'General' as
he himself has preferred it, launched a personally daring assault, with sheer
amounts of power laying waste to nearly all Wily Forces, with back-up soldiers
such as Bolero, Blaster Saurian, and Barrage Raptor."
Photos and Live Feed comes up, some stock, some from the fight, including one
where Blaster and Barrage lay waste to a Wily Outpost, razing it to the
ground. General himself is witnessed as moving with an alarming amount of
agility, bearing 8-foot long chainsaws that all but rip Robot Masters Enker,
Punk, Metal Man, and Shade Man in halves. Bolero is seen as delivering a
massive finishing blow to the Green Devil, in his Wrecker form.
"Details are somewhat sketch at this time, but a grateful member of the former
Egyptian government, now reinstated, has expressed his gratitude in what he
calls, 'a tremendous amount of joy for the people of our nation. Now we can
truly rebuild our country.'. There was no comment from this member of the
government on whether or not they would join the United Nations, or it's
recognition of the Repliforce as it's own independent fighting force. One
thing's for certain, ladies and gentlemen. The Repliforce, whether Sec-Gen
Houseman likes it or not.. is back."
<< This.. was GNN.. >>
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Message: 18/151 Posted Author
Attack In Normandy! Sat Jul 31 Global News Network
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<GNN Breaking News>
This is Tsew Mada, reporting for GNN Seoul. The human power armor
forces have struck their first attack tonight, assaulting the Maverick
position in western France.
<Clips are shown of the battlefield, strewn with hundreds of bodies of both
humans and Mavericks, the ground discolored in violent swathes of black and
red, the sky black, dark rain pouring over the area.>
The army was unable to strike a foothold in the Maverick-held country,
but according to sources in the UN they gave as good as they got. Reports from
civilian observers in France state that the loss was upwards of 90% on both
sides, as neither Coalition forces nor UN soldiers were able to stake a clear
advantage, though the Mavericks managed to hold the field of battle.
Ambassador Chord, UN representative from the Chinese Territories,
delivered a short statement concerning the battle.
<Ambassador Chord appears, looking somber.>
Now, more than ever, we must learn to appreciate the allies we have in
this world. This attack was ill-conceived, launched from a position of
weakness. We should not have been so hasty to abandon the Repliforce... with
their assistance, we could have started the first stages of Europe's
liberation... instead, we have a massacre of countless. Reploids and Men for
no reason at all... the Normandy Massacre is a black stain on the face of the
Robot Wars... and I fear it will lead to more conflict than ever before.
<Back to the studio.>
Secretary-General Houseman could not be reached for comment concerning
the battle. Rumor, however, has it that Repliforce assisted in the evacuation
of the human survivors of the battle. Like much about this massacre, these
rumors have not yet been confirmed.
<Commericials...>
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