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Message: 18/134 Posted Author
Museum Looted Sat Oct 01 Global News Network
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Thisis GNN.
After a couple of new reports, one comes on that is more attention grabbing
than the rest.
"This is Journalism Gerbil, reporting live. Just a few hours ago, the Robot
Master known as Tengu Man attempted to steal some of the valuable treasures
kept here, in the Art and Science Museum, here in the midwest. Eye-witness
reports confirm the Maverick Hunter, Bolt Kraken, was already at the scene,
and he challenged Tengu Man. Reinforcements arrived from both sides, in the
forms of Icewater Narwhal for the Maverick Hunters, and Magnet Man for the
Robot Masters. Sadly, the Robot Masters were able to fight off the brave
Maverick Hunters, and managed to get away with over twenty pieces of valuable
artwork. What was left, however, is thankfully undamaged. It is thanks to the
bravery of the two Maverick Hunters that the Robot Master did not steal or
damage any more relics, as they delayed them until the police arrived. This
was Journalism Gerbil, reporting live from the Midwest."
The news then continues as normal, followed by sports and weather.
OOC: Contact Tengu Man, Magnet Man, Bolt Kraken, or Icewater Narwhal for more
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Message: 18/135 Posted Author
Rocketsled Bonanza Sat Oct 01 Global News Network
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<This...IS POX! HOO-HAH, NUDITY PAST TEN PM!>
"This is sports correspondant Arthur Brown, reporting on the second Rocketsled
Downhill Open! A course has been laid out on Mt. Kilamanjaro in Kenya, through
the ruins of an old Master facility. It will be longer, faster, and more
deadly than the last competition, which took place in the French Alps and was
won by Cut Man! Inventors, pilots, engineers, get your applications for this
great sporting event in TODAY! The African Rocketsled Race is scheduled for
this Tuesday, October Fourth! BANZAI!"
<OOC: @mail Heck if you're interested. It will be taking place at 6 PM EST, in
Africa. CHAOS.>
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Message: 18/135 Posted Author
Daring Bonne Raid Sun Oct 02 Global News Network
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"...Bright Man was later quoted as saying that 'he thought the cop was
a prostibot'."
Chest shakes his head and turns to face another camera, "In other news,
the famed Bonne Pirates-" cue stock images of Bon, Teisel, and Tron giving
thumbs up to the camera. "-made a daring raid on the Smithsonian sponsored
museum tour carrying old military artifacts, doing battle with the Repliforce
flagship Fortress V." We see a picture of a train out in New Mexico. The train
is stationary, and obviously a huge battle has been waged around it. Several
cars on the train are decimated.
"The Bonne vessel, the Gesellschaft, attacked the train with their
Bonne Joe and Servbot forces, along with the pirates themselves." Cue images
of them fighting Repliforcers. Samech is also there. "In what seemed to be a
miscalculation, however, the Repliforce war vessel was evidently making an
unannounced relocation from Kansas City to New Mexico."
"The Repliforce and Bonne ships fought a withering battle against one
another while Bonne raiders assaulted the transport train." We see shots of
Gareth, the Repliforce Ride Armour Eagle (piloted by Fractal Dragonfly), and
Sol Wyrm battling Bon Bonne and Tron Bonne in the Gustav. Also images of the
Fortress V attacking the Gesellschaft. These shots are pretty bad, as the
Bonne's cloud cover effect is masking any decent camera shots.
"In the end, the Bonne raid was driven off, but not before a hefty
amount of artifacts were looted. Repliforce and Smithsonian officials are
still working to tally the damages, but noted that some of the artifacts were
'priceless in terms of historical value'. Repliforce also released a statement
saying that they believed the Gesellschaft would be out of commission for some
time. They declined comment on the status of their own vessel, saying only
that 'thirteen brave soldiers were killed in the defense'."
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Message: 18/136 Posted Author
West End Robbery Sun Oct 02 Global News Network
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<GNN Reporter in front of a bank in the West End of London, London West
Commerce. A haberdashery, Pott's Hats, is next door. Paramedics and police are
in the area.>
"Much commotion has been raised in the West End today, as London West Commerce
on Hungry Boulevard was robbed by a very unusual looking robot." Cut to a
security camera video of Bowl Man having tellers fill a sack up with money.
"It has just been learned that this is none other than 'Bowl Man', one of the
newest creations by Dr. Wily. Before police could arrive, the Robot Master was
engaged by an unknown individual with an unusual blade, wearing a black
trenchcoat. The man was soon defeated in an unusual battle, and subsequently
rushed to the nearest hospital by paramedics."
Cut to the scene, police talking to bankers. "This has been the first anyone
has seen Bowl Man in action, although reports of him bowling in various
American alleys have surfaced since his creation. Some bystanders expressed
both their fear and their awe at his unorthodox style of 'combat bowling'. The
amount of money stolen has not yet been confirmed, but officials estimate it
to be in the thousands, perhaps even close to a million."
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Message: 18/137 Posted Author
Museum Exhibit Opening! Sun Oct 02 Global News Network
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-This is GNN: Culture Watch!-
"Good evening."
"One of tonight's top stories is the dramatic announcement by the San
Angeles Museum of Art."
"It seems a new exhibit will be opening in the next few weeks for what
is termed; The Salvation of the Greatest Works of Art in History."
"As many of you know, during the sacking and destruction of Paris by
the Robot Masters over a year ago, the Louvre was destroyed. During this
attack the notorious band of thieves, the Bonne Family," A picture of Teisel,
Tron, and Bon is shown. They are standing around looking 'cultured', "raided
the abandoned Louvre and rescued many of the works art once housed in the
Louvre. Such works as the Mona Lisa, the Venus De Milo, and other great
classics by artists of the past centuries."
"For a long time the world mourned for the loss of the Louvre as they
mourned for Paris. However, the Bonne Family recently approached our Mayor,
Edgar Friendly, and the curator of the SAMOA, Sebastian Hammerwrite, with a
deal." Pictures of each are inserted as they are named.
"The Bonnes," picture of the Bonnes shown again, "claim they only
attacked the Louvre during the sack to rescue world treasures for
preservation, being part French themselves. Further, they have made
announcements that, if the Louvre is ever restored, the works of art they
salvaged will be restored to their rightful places."
"So the announcement only minutes ago came as a shock to everyone; The
Bonnes have made a deal. All the pieces they rescued from the Louvre are going
to be displayed in The San Angeles Museum of Art."
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Message: 18/138 Posted Author
Museum Exhibit Opening! pt. 2 Sun Oct 02 Global News Network
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"The Louvre Exhibits will be opening in the SAMOA in the next few
weeks, starting first with the Leonardo Da Vinci Exhibition. The Bonnes and
SAMOA report that only one of the works of Leonardo's that were rescued from
the Louvre will not to be displayed; the famous Mona Lisa. The Bonnes claim
it is currently under the possession of the Maverick Hunters who recovered it
from Bonne hands some weeks ago."
"Other works announced to be put on display in the Da Vinci Exhibit
include; The Battle of Anghiari, Saint John The Babtist, Lady with an Ermine,
Ginevra de' Benci, Madonna of the Rocks, and The Last Supper."
"'Much of the proceeds of these events will be donated to the
restoration of Paris as well as select charities to help victims suffering
from the Robot Wars,' quoted Curator Sebastian Hammerwrite."
"When Miss Tron Bonne was spoken to by one of our reporters on the
scene, she gave us this quote,"
A short video of Tron Bonne plays. She is in her usual outfit and
smiling, standing out in front of a museum, "The treasures of the Louvre
belong to everyone, most especially the natives of Paris. At Until such time
as Paris and the Louvre stand again, the works of art that survived that
terrible time will have a permanent home in the care of the citizens of San
Angeles."
"As a native born citizen of San Angeles, I was a bit predisposed to
see the works put up here rather then anywhere else. Further, in neutral
territory with the amount of protection San Angeles possesses, the objects of
art of the Louvre that were saved are in the best hands. I have been assured
by Mayor Friendly that the full support of the city's police will be on hand
to protect these works. Paris will live again one day, and at least its people
can now visit some of the beauty that made it great. Thank you." The video
ends.
"Curator Hammerwrite also announced that he would be approaching
Eurasian Museum officials, with the consent of the Bonne Family, to have the
works rescued from the Louvre set on a rotating schedule of display between
both neutral cities."
"And now... on to our next story on the works of---..."
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Message: 18/139 Posted Author
This Week at FRY DADDY Sun Oct 02 Global News Network
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<A commercial.>
A big yellow splash appears over a Fry Daddy storefront in New York City. "This
week, at FRY DADDY..." A bowl of brown, crunchy-looking chips appears.
"MOZARELLA CHIPS! Discs of gooey mozarella, fried to perfection and
accompanied by zesty marinara sauce. Come to Fry Daddy and GET YOUR FRY ON!"
<OOC: FRY DADDY!>
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Message: 18/140 Posted Author
Misc News Sun Oct 02 Global News Network
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<Business News>
"Earlier today, Cray Shipping & Construction, parent company of the
recently established Cray Munitions, announced the formation of another
subsidiary. Designated as Cray Biological & Chemical Sciences, or Cray BioChem
for short, this new company will be responsible for the research, production,
and sale of pharmaceuticals and other medical supplies. In addition,
individuals within the business have stated that a department will be created
to research various military applications for use by their partner company
Cray Munitions."
"In other news..."
<End News Blip>
(OOC: Inquiries to Pirate Man.)
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Message: 18/141 Posted Author
Video Gaming News Mon Oct 03 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"Today, we feature 'Sewers of MegaTokyo', an add-on pack released by Mogul
Media. A twenty zenny expansion pack for Street Samurai, this game introduces
hundreds of feet of sewers and hidden passages beneath the city. Filled with
mutants and the undead, samurai can roam the sewers looking for booty,
experience, or on missions from the police to contain infestations of mutants
or zombies. The expansion pack comes with graphical updates as well as new
control settings, to offer optimum play. Initial reviews have been very
positive, leaving people wondering if a sequel is in the works."
<OOC: Mogul Media is owned by United Goods. Contact Machiavelli with inquiries
- the online server is in Southern Cross Web.>
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Message: 18/142 Posted Author
Russian Production District Tue Oct 04 Global News Network
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<GNN reporters John Jingleheimer and Jacob Smith appear on the screen.>
"Well, Jacob, what do you make of the mysterious fire aboard the floating grain
field in Moscow's Production District?"
"Frankly, John, I am at a loss to explain it. Several sources report there
being some sort of multiple fireball attack aimed at taking down several other
production platforms at a higher altitude, but a number of purple energy
knives were launched to destroy them. It could be the fall out from an aborted
terrorist attack."
"But Jacob, who would be so crass and apallingly depraved as to attack Moscow's
Production District like this? Don't they realize that by destroying the
Russian agricultural infrastructure they'll cripple themselves as well as
their opponents?"
"That is, of course, assuming that the possible terrorists were related to the
Russian Civil War. With all of the psychopaths running around these days, I
really think it could have been anyone, John."
"That is true Jacob. Reports from the first responders to put out the fires
claim to have seen a shrouded, shadowy figure fleeing the scene with a
scythe."
"That... Almost narrows it down. There are still a number of Mavericks and
Robot Masters that could have been involved, though we shouldn't rule out
anyone from one of the other factions that has a significant amount to gain
from Russian anarchy. Though there are sketchy reports of a large man in a
wife-beater style shirt and a leather jacket of launching the energy knives
and climbing an elevator shaft to access the agriplatform that was ignited.
Which could rule out the Mavericks and Robot Masters..."
"That is true, Jacob. However, some of GNN's confidential Russian sources have
indicated that the man in question fits the description of a vigilante that's
been intermittently saving the day in Russia. Assuming, of course, that the
man in question was actually there."
"Good point, John. More on this story as it develops. Up next: A thousand and
one ways to serve olive loaf!"
<Cut to commercial. QUICK! CHANGE CHANNELS! Or @mail your questions to Grisha
and Skull Man.>
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Message: 18/137 Posted Author
Rocketsled Downhill Open! Tue Oct 04 Global News Network
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<This...Is POX Sporting News.>
"The Downhill Rocketsled Open in Mt. Kilamanjaro, Kenya, was conducted today,
with several competitors - among them the sport's founder, Hector Kausmann,
the winner of the Alps competition, Cut Man, and the Robot Overlord, Shark
Man. A HeraCorp employee by the name of Baroque took the first prize of 50,000
zenny, Cut Man won second and earned 25,000 zenny, and Hector Kausmann came in
third, winning 10,000 zenny. The event's promoter, Giant Robo Inc, reportedly
grossed a considerable profit off advertisements and admissions, and plans to
host another next month."
<OOC: Rockets!>
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Message: 18/138 Posted Author
Casino Tue Oct 04 Global News Network
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"...in other news, a man calling himself Christopher Thomas Allmann has
recently bought up a large plot of unoccupied land in Westminster.
Construction has begun on what Mister Allmann has written shall be the
greatest and most educated and cultured casino since the beginning of mankind.
Very little else has been said, other than that the casino's tentative name is
the Peria Corona."
OOC: Talk to Crystal Man for more information!
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FORCE METAL IN VANCOUVER Wed Oct 05 Global News Network
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< Screaming headlines across the news nets. >
The Canadian government has announced that Force Metal deposits of "a
considerable amount" have been discovered in the ruins of Vancouver. The
highly dangerous radioactive material was discovered by a National Resources
Canada (NRCan) team studying suspicious ecological deterioration in the area.
Prime Minister Sandra Appleman made the announcement in an extraordinary
national address delivered from the capital this evening. The exact amount of
Force Metal present is unknown, but is apparently embedded below the ruins of
the city. Scientists only recently found the material after a geological
survey of the water-filled crater was approved by the government.
Appleman said the Vancouver area has been secured by Repliforce operatives to
pre-empt any attempts to raid the site by terrorists or mercenary corporate
entities. A request has already been submitted to the Parliament by Appleman
to increase the funding level of Repliforce to ensure that Vancouver remains
controlled by the Canadian government and not "bands of thieves".
"Providence has gifted our country with this strategic asset," Appleman said.
"but also a great burden. This Force Metal will attract terrorists, and so we
have the duty to manage this material wisely -- not only for our own national
welfare, but for the good of all who live on this world."
Parliament has already begun to draft mining regulations to specifically
address the unique nature of Force Metal. Corporations and other groups
interested in refining the material are expected to have to contribute
significantly to social welfare and ecological improvement programs, as well
as adhere to very strict environmental regulations. However, analysts believe
even with the expected regulatory difficulties, the terrestrial discovery of
Force Metal will have a dramatic positive impact on the North American economy.
< Punditry. >
OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/134 Posted Author
Commercial in Australia Wed Oct 05 Global News Network
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<A commercial in Australian.>
A housecat Reploid with a plug in his forehead appears on the screen, speaking.
The Australian flag hangs behind him. "My name is Convertor Calico, and I am
speaking on behalf of all displaced Reploids in Australia, when I ask the
Australian public to vote to return us to our home country. In the 1940s,
Adolf Hitler killed more than six million people because they were Jewish. The
United States detained tens of thousands of citizens because they were
Japanese. What if while the United States was fighting the war on terror, they
deported their entire Muslim populace? Or if Northern Ireland had deported all
the Catholics? Freedom is dear to all living beings - but it must be defended.
Please, support the rights of all sentient beings to live and be free."
<OOC: Paid for by the Australian Front for Freedom, covertly funded by
Machiavelli.>
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Repliforce Decontamination Project Wed Oct 05 Global News Network
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"Shortly following the news of the discovery of Force Metal in Canada,
Repliforce released a press statement outlining a project to use a Force Metal
fuelled anti-radiation device to remove lingering radiation from the islands
of Papua New Guinea. The area, which was irradiated in the third World War,
has been uninhabitable for decades due to extensive radioactivity in the soil,
water, and air. However, the Force Metal-powered device, invented in joint by
Repliforce's Shining Firefly and lunar technician Terra Wolf, has shown the
ability to reverse radiation damage and remove ambient nuclear radiation,
allowing Paupa New Guinea to be re-terraformed into an inhabitable state."
"The announcement of the project is good news for many reploids excised from
the nation of Australia, who believe a free reploid nation close to home may
develop on these now-uninhabited lands. Many reploids were forced to move far
from their Australian homes following the national ban on reploids, as heavy
Coalition activity on the nearby islands of New Zealand make some reploids
wary of the area. The announcement is also expected to have effects on those
still looking to gain Force Metal fuel, since this previously undiscovered use
of the metal may be applied to other war-damaged areas all over the world."
"GNN News."
(OOC: Contact Shining Firefly for more info-- Terra Wolf is an RF NPC run by
Gemma, who can also answer questions.)
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News Wed Oct 05 Global News Network
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<Yummy Business News>
"In mere days after announcing the formation of Cray Biological &
Chemical Sciences, the growing company has announced the establishment of yet
another subsidiary. This new creation, dubbed Cray General Goods, will be
handling production and sale of various assorted goods that one would find
common place among the general public."
"Along with this announcement, high ups in Cray Shipping & Construction
have stated that the parent company's roles will be handed over to Cray
General, leaving one to wonder just what function the business will serve now
that all its functions have been passed on to its subsidiaries."
<End News>
(OOC: Questions to Pirate Man.)
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Message: 18/137 Posted Author
Eurasia Offer Thu Oct 06 Global News Network
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Eurasia's Captain has issued a press release making an astounding offer.
"To any and all whom may be interested in leaving the tyranny of Earth's
nations behind: I apologise. If immigration continues on the magnitude it has
been within the past year, soon we, as a nation, will be unable to handle the
growth of our citizenry without severely overpopulating the station and
ultimately expending our resources."
"Our forbearers, well intentioned as they were, made no plans to
account for the population massive increase we have sustained recently. We are
reaching a breaking point. The time has come where our government has
suggested we close our doors to new citizens."
"I have no intention what-so-ever of turning anyone away. To those
seeking a new life: I will not turn you away. To those seeking a place safe
from the conflict of war: I will not turn you away. To those with no place
left to go: I will not turn you away."
"We are expanding our territory to include a colony on the moon which
has already begun construction. While it does not offer the assured security
of Eurasia prime it will not go undefended. I make this offer here and now: To
those willing and capable of taking on the opportunity to be the first wave of
colonists, Eurasia's university will be offering free education and training up
to a maximum of 300 individuals."
OOC: The moon colony when built will be an attack-OK location so combat *can*
occur there. Mining of Force Metal a possibility. Science types are going to
be highly sought in this instance, as well as others. If interested, @mail
Nova to discuss possibilities.
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Eurasian Event - Reploid Pride! Thu Oct 06 Global News Network
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< This.... is G. N. N.>
"...and Repliforce's Storm Owl says if anyone calls him Storm Eagle again, he
will most likely be very displeased and feel unstatisfactory."
"Now onto Daily Events!"
"Within the next coming weeks, a Repliforce Sponsored Event, the "Reploid Pride
Day Fair" will be happening on Eurasia! A Ehibition of the positive aspects of
Reploid and all Artificial Life Cultrue! Wether your Reploid, Android and
Semi-Sentient Drone!"
"Proceeds will go directly to charities, with many Charity events being held
throughout the length.. a Repliforce Bachelor Auction is already confirmed."
"Those wishing to Exhibit Musical Talent.. Art, Displays of Science .. whatever
they deem worthy of Expressing may contact Repliforce Major Rush Raccoon at
RPDfair@Repliforce.mil (OOC: @mail) with the Subject header: Exhibitor: <Name
- Idea>!"
"Now.. onto Entertainment!...."
< This was.... G. N. N.>
(OOC: Time to get this going! @mail me (Rush Raccoon!) if you are intrested in
doing something during it! Read the Global Broadband post about this for more
info that'll be posted shortly!)
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Message: 18/130 Posted Author
NATV Commercial Fri Oct 07 Global News Network
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<A commercial running on NATV.>
"Brought to you by NATV and Hector Kausmann...THE BATTLES OF THE ROBOT WARS:
KAUSMANN VERSUS GLYDE LOATH! That's right!" A clip is shown of Hector swinging
drunkenly at Glyde. "Hector Kausmann!" A clip of Glyde kicking Hector in the
groin while he's on his back. "Glyde Loath!" A clip of Hector getting kicked
in the ground while on all fours is shown. "ULTIMATE BATTLE!" Hector puking on
Glyde is shown. "Which one of these titans will reign triumphant, for beer and
money?! Order now from www.botfights.az, for the low low price of five zenny,
with two additional zenny for shipping and handling!"
Heavy metal music plays.
<OOC: @mail Heck with an e-mail address if you want the log.>
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Message: 18/131 Posted Author
Critics' Corner Fri Oct 07 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"This is Mario Cantolone, reporting on the film from new director 'Hector
Kausmann', 'A Freedom Everlasting'. The first movie produced entirely within
Neo-Arcadia, it features a team of American 'heroes', with futuristic
weaponry, fighting a league of space communists and fascists, lead by Templar
Fefnir as 'Cyber-Breznov'. The acting is amateur, the effects are flashy and
sometimes inappropriate, and the plot is nearly incoherent. Writer-director
Hector Kausmann was reportedly on a great deal of drugs at the time of the
making of this film, and the crew was recruited from the bars of Hollywood;
both these factors show. The movie was shown in very few theaters besides
Neo-Arcadian ones, and does, as expected, portrays mechanical life as
villainous and evil. Despite this movie's popularity among youth, particularly
Japan, I give it a D-. Don't even get it on video, even if you're drunk."
<End.>
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Message: 18/132 Posted Author
Movie Announcement Fri Oct 07 Global News Network
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COMING SOON!
In history, few events are remembered. This is one such. A gripping tale of
passion, fanaticism and deception. Humor, lies, pain...and, of course, the
weight of history. All of this, in the gripping saga...
EPSILON'S PROPHET: THE FALLEN VOICE
Release date unknown. Created by Omniversal Studios.
A Crystal Man Wily Production.
There is a string of images to go with this, ending with the fallen head of
Number 16. Yeah, they were apparently taping the feed.
OOC: Yeah, talk to Crystal Man, but this isn't a big plot or anything, just a
thing.
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GNN: The Prophet Unmasked! ...and Fri Oct 07 Global News Network
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-This is GNN-
"Tonight's top story is the series of unfortunate events that lead to
the unmasking and death of the being known as The Prophet of Epsilon." A
picture is shown of The Prophet giving an oration, "Tonight, The Prophet
requested an automated GNN Camera to come to the crater of Vancouver where he
could give another of his speeches. A battle was raging even then between the
IO and the Repliforce in the crater below. We do not yet have details on that
battle but we will be bringing it to you as soon as possible."
"The Prophet began his oration normally, and all seemed to be going
well until a figure stepped out from behind The Prophet. At first it was
mistaken to be Tron Bonne in the fog, only to have it turn out to be the
Maverick and newest creation of Professor Gate; Lumine."
Images are shown then. The Prophet on the edge of a precipice, fog
rolling in around him. The Prophet turning. Lumine stepping out of the fog and
hitting The Prophet with a massive cross with the words 'Overwrought Religious
Symbolism' on it. The Prophet falls and then Lumine rushes behind him and
holds him with his Buster to his chin.
"After assaulting The Prophet of Epsilon, Lumine then unmasked him. We
warn you, the following footage contains graphic violence and may be
unsuitable for small children and young robots."
Footage this time. Lumine reaching up and pulling back the immaculate
white hood, revealing a cylindrical, yellow head and childlike face. Dark
eyes, between which and above burn a violet mark that is the symbol of
Epsilon, gaze back at the Reploid holding him. Lumine laughs, then proceeds to
vaporize the body of the Servbot with an intense plasma blast, shearing off
the back half of his head and sending the rest flying. The nerpium alloy body
is vaporized by the intense plasma. The Servbot's head lands in a pile of
debris, and smiles sadly with large, sad eyes. He mouths some words that can
be analyzed to be: 'Goodbye... my... family...'... and then it closes its eyes
and dies. The symbol on its forehead fades out.
"The Servbot, before his death, identified himself as #16. He claimed
to have been 'Marked by Epsilon' to be his herald and prophet. And, until the
death, stood defiant and unafraid of the Maverick. We at GNN pass no judgment
on the nature of who the Prophet was, but the act of blatant murder we
witnessed chilled many of us."
"Neither the Irregular Overlords nor the Maverick Empire have issued
statements regarding this event. It was reported that Tron Bonne, the creator
of the Servbot, was 'very emotionally distraught' on Global Radio."
"Our sympathies go out to the Bonne Family for the loss they have
suffered tonight. As for the loss the Irregular Overlords have suffered in the
death of the self proclaimed 'Prophet' of their leader, Epsilon, that remains
to be seen."
"The full recording of tonight's events is available by request from
any personal GNN Feed. The call sign is: Proph16."
-You want Punditry? You got it.-
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US & CANADA LEAVES INTERPOL 1 Sat Oct 08 Global News Network
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Chest is at the news desk. On his right is a glass of orange liquid.
Those that know him will know it's Rock Orange. On his left is a cigar,
waiting for him. Those that know him will know it's a cigar.
Regardless, Chest has a relatively neutral look on his face, as if he's
not quite sure what to think about the news he's going to deliver just yet.
Over Chest's shoulder appears three intertwined images: The Interpol insignia,
a red white and blue star, and a red maple leaf. "And our top story this
evening: A GNN source has indicated that both the United States of America, as
well as Canada, have pulled out of the Interpol Charter."
The image changes to a piece of paper meant to represent said document.
"Both the Canadian and American governments have confirmed the news. The
Office of President Dion Seers released a short statement, noting that with
what appears to be the beginning of a new arms race, they would be 'relying on
Repliforce for protection', and felt they 'needed to withdraw from any
unnecessary arrangements towards this as of this time'. A representative of
the Office of Prime Minister Appleman commented briefly, saying that they
would be 'increasing funding to the Repliforce, and to compensate for this
will cease their part in funding Interpol'."
Chest turns to face another camera. An image of the Vancouver crater,
now the site of much interest, appears over his shoulder. "Both governments
indicated that a full statement would be released shortly. Both Director
Fairchild and the Office of Director R released short statements."
Continued...
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US & CANADA LEAVES INTERPOL 2 Sat Oct 08 Global News Network
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A stock photo of the Interpol insignia covers the screen. At the
bottom, the words 'Office of Co-Director R' can be seen. A man's voice is
heard: "Interpol has had faced many difficulties even after becoming a fully
independent entity from August 26th, 2217 onward. We are currently discussing
how the current political climate will be affecting further operations where
we are contracted in order to deal with the ever present problem of
international crime."
Still R's representative: "Many of our branches in territories where we
are no longer contracted were operated in conjunction with local police
forces, and as such many of our officers have transferred their jobs from
Interpol into local law agencies where applicable. It is unfortunate that the
Interpol entity will not be able to fully operate and perform police work upon
the continent of North America in the foreseeable future in the face of the
political intrigue in this region and the problems that come with it, but
these were decisions we believe both governments have weighed with utmost
care."
Shift to another angle of the Interpol insignia. Now the words
'Director Sarah Fairchild' appear. We hear her voice: "I am of course saddened
by these countries' decisions to separate from Interpol, but I am in no
position to lay blame on the matter. It is my hope that someday they will see
the necessity of Interpol's duty and doctrine, and return to the Charter and
the organization. On another note, I wish to assure the people of both nations
that per Charter clauses on pulling out of the agreement, currently open
Interpol cases in both countries will remain open until resolved or closed.
This will include the ongoing rampages of the Rainbow Devil."
Back to Chest. "Neither office commented on Interpol's financial
situation beyond noting that they are assessing the figures. GNN will continue
to cover the story as it unfolds."
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Message: 18/135 Posted Author
BATTLES OF THE ROBOT WARS! Sat Oct 08 Global News Network
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<A commercial, run predominantly on NATV and in Japan.>
"The child of Albert Wily, Spark Man, clashes with the child of Scott Wily,
GHOST MAN!" Shots of Ghost Man and Spark Man charging at each other, lightning
bolts flying around, Ghost Man shrieking, all play, as the narrator continues.
"Who will emerge triumphant when old blood challenges new?" The entire Sheol
Pit exploding in electricity is shown. "Straight from Tartarus! Go to
www.botfights.az and order your copy of this fight for five zenny, with two
zenny shipping and handling! Brought to you by NATV and Hector Kausmann!"
<OOC: If you want a log, @mail Heck with your e-mail.>
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Brazen Assault in Torontreal! Sun Oct 09 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"This evening in Torontreal, in what authorities call a 'brazen attack', the
Torontreal Yellows staged a massive assault on a rival gang in the area, the
Eastside Bloods. The Yellows went so far as to use what are reported to be
mortar rounds to attack their enemies, before pulling up in vehicles. At least
thirty people, many of them innocent civilians, were killed, and at least
fifty to sixty more were badly wounded. The Yellows, using assault rifles and
accompanied by two large robots, acted without fear of Torontreal police. The
gangbangers, just as in their last major action, used a virus that knocked out
Torontreal PD's dispatch and shut down all the traffic lights in the city.
Hunters Roll and Auto Light arrived, one of them in a ride armor, as well as
an Interpol agent, and a squad of Repliforce soldiers. The Yellows retreated,
and both robots were reported disabled, although their whereabouts are not
known at this time. At least fifteen people have already been reported
arrested, although authorities report that none of them were 'big fish' in
either gang."
<OOC: Questions? @mail Machiavelli.>
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Message: 18/133 Posted Author
A New Drug Epidemic? Sun Oct 09 Global News Network
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<GNN GNN GNN GNN>
"And from the streets of London comes some rather unsettling news. A
new controlled substance seems to be hitting the streets in alarming
quantities. What makes this new drug alarming, however, is that it is
apparently only useable by robots, both Reploids and Androids. This is a new
innovation: in the past, drugs have largely been the domain of humans.
The substance goes by the street name Amp. Analysis of samples taken
from arrested Reploid criminals show that it is actually a form of 'system
mod', or even 'virus' if you will, although nothing on the scale of the
dreaded Sigma Virus. Instead it temporarily disables the protocols for feeling
pain, as well as disabling power-regulation safties. The result is a potent
'high' for the robot as more-than-safe quantities of energy flood it's
circuits, making the user both more energetic, focused, and invincible feeling
for several hours. The downside of this, of course, is that it can damage
sensitive circuits by exceeding safety limits of power flow. Over time this
can lead to erratic behavior and even addiction, much as with human drugs.
Although relatively new, Amp useage seems to be growing rapidly among
lower-class Reploids and Androids in London, although it has yet to spread
outside of that city. Officials are concerned, as the drug has been linked to
several shadowy new street gangs, but as of yet no source for the material has
been found. Police investigations have all turned up dead ends. We'll bring
you more on this as it comes in."
(OOC: See Quick Man or Gemini Man for questions. Interested in having your
character get his/her hands on some Amp? It can be arranged. Good guys and bad
guys welcome.. it could lead to some very interesting RP, especially for good
guys seeking something to 'enhance their performance' on the battlefield!)
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RF Comments Mon Oct 10 Global News Network
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The following was sent out by Repliforce in response to the drug Amp.
Any member of Repliforce found to be using the drug will be removed
from service immediately. Repliforce does not agree with the usage of any sort
of mind altering "recreational" drug, especially one that has a potential for
causing deaths.
Anyone found to be using Amp or selling Amp in Berlin will be removed
immediately. If Repliforce uncovers locations pertaining to where Amp is
coming from they will notify Interpol immediately.
Repliforce urges that anyone who knows anything about who's behind Amp
come forward and give their information to the police.
~ Octavius "General" Doppler
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Message: 18/128 Posted Author
Press Release Mon Oct 10 Global News Network
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Airing in the evening news is a live press release, opening to the view
of a raised platform and podium with several men and women in suits standing
off to the sides. Spread across the rear wall is a giant red flag with a large
black symbol in the center, which is eerily similar to the Nazi Iron Eagle. In
fact, the only difference is that, instead of a swastica, there is a simle 'X'
in the wreath's center. Surrounding the base of the platform are dozens of
reporters, both respectable and not, chattering busily amongst themselves.
After a few moments, a blonde haired man with intense blue eyes steps
out onto the stage and makes his way over to the podium, which quiets the
gathered reporters rather quickly. He looks up with a smile and clears his
throat. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Many of you may know who I am
already, but for those that do not, I am Theodore Cray, owner and director of
Cray Shipping & Construction. You may be wondering just why I have called you
here today."
"To answer that question, I have requested your presence so that I may
make an announcement. Some in the world may have noticed the construction
effort that recently occured at the site of the former city of Le Havre in
Normandy, France. Those efforts have been concluded without incident resulting
in the creation of New Haven, a shining jewel in the wastelands of Europe. I,
Theodore Cray, will be acting as the city's governor with a parliamentary body
to be elected by those who have migrated to this city."
"My corporation, renamed Cray Trading Company, will be moving its
headquarters to New Haven along with all its subsidiaries. These companies
will be responsible for producing the items necessary to turn this massive
port city into a global trader. To this end, we will be actively seeking trade
agreements with the various nations of the world with the promise to
manufacture whatever products needed or desired, so long as it does not
threaten the safety of the New Haven people."
The reporters begin to bustle loudly, trying to ask the man hundreds of
questions. After several moments, Cray finally manages to calm them down and
resume speaking. "Currently, entrance into the city is strictly regulated to
prevent any terrorist actions against its people, but we do hope to relax this
security in the near future. For now, bear with us as we try to establish a
place for ourselves in what is left of this once great continent. Thank you
for your participation, ladies and gentlemen. I will now take any questions."
The press release returns to the regularly scheduled news as the
gathered reporters set about bombarding Cray with their questions.
(OOC: Questions and whatnot to Pirate Man. Also, a cookie to the first
person to get the 'X' referrence.)
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Message: 18/128 Posted Author
Commercial Tue Oct 11 Global News Network
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<A commercial.>
A squid robot is shown at a nightclub. Brown, wavy lines rise off him, as
everyone holds their noises and avoids him. "Got a dirty job? Leaky lubricant
valves? Been a while since your last cleaning?" The robot looks at the camera
and nods. "Then Power Guard is for you!" A metal can with an aerosol spray and
a blue logo zooms into view. "POWER GUARD! Destroys nasty odors, prevents
synth-flesh perspiration, and provides you with an umbrella of protection
against foul smells! Now in New Car, Fresh Brass, Nail Polish, and Tropical
Breeze! POWER GUARD! DEODERANT FOR THE DISCERNING ROBOT!" The United Goods
logo - a big, white U and G - appears. "A product from United Goods."
<OOC: Questions (if any) to Machiavelli.>
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Tofu Reserve Saved! Wed Oct 12 Global News Network
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*This...is GNN*
"Oh snap! This is Ohemgee Dubyateeff with breaking news! Quiet for almost a
month after mauling Iris of the Repliforce, the evil Dr. Takeshi Shinchiro has
emerged again! The madman declared that he would rob the Japanese Tofu Reserve
and, using an unprecedented knowledge of late night Hokkaido traffic, he
nearly did it! The Professor of Crime used glowing cybernetic equipment to
control empty industrial equipment," Shots of Takeshi commanding a few cheap
industrial rides, which are quickly rendered useless when Shinchiro's directly
attacked. "And seemed to have planned this elegantly, foiling the attempts of
the Righteous Acquaintances," Shots of Suploid and Grisha taking on a
moving...almost living building, while Bat Vertigo is jumped by a robotic
cover band of DeathDaryn, "And Interpol!" Shots of Sarah Fairchild being cut
off by a mysterious Squid-colored SUV, trapping her in the traffic.
"Indeed, the Tofu itself seemed to save the day. A mysterious piece of tofu in
a beret, rumored to be called Survivor Tofu, attacked the mad doctor himself.
The two engaged in melee, and the presumed bioroid caused Shinchiro to
retreat-escaping with two trucks full of precious reserve Tofu, but ultimately
foiled in his insidious plans to cripple the Japanese emergency defense
protection concern. Interpol rescued the workers and guards, saving the lives
of a few that Dr. Shinchiro seriously wounded in his initial seizing of the
area, while the Righteous Acquaintances warded off the oddest companion of
Takeshi Shinchiro's League of...of...Mean, I guess, a self-proclaimed living
building!"
"Souichi Arima, head of Arima Security Concerns, the group in charge of
protecting the reserve, had this to say." The sweating man smiles, weakly, and
nods. "I wished to say thank you, to Interpol, to the Righteous Acquaintances,
but most of all, to the mysterious ronin tofu. The future of the Concern is
uncertain, but we will always be thankful that this disaster had no cost in
human life." The man sniffles-despite the bizarreness of it all, this
obviously means a great deal to the middle aged rent-a-cop. "Thank you all!"
The feed cuts back to our favorite reporter. "And that's the story from
Hokkaido. No word from the Japanese government on the effect of this attack,
if any. We'll keep you posted!"
*That...was GNN*
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Message: 18/123 Posted Author
New City Over Vancouver Fri Oct 14 Global News Network
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NEW HOPE, BRITISH COLUMBIA - The Canadian Government announced today
the contracts that mark the creation of a salvaging and mining operation above
the ruins of Vancouver. The flying structures that will house the effort are
being moved in over the weekend, and this temporary city, officially named New
Hope by Canada, is meant to be the first step in what many hope will be the
final resolution to the disaster that created the Vancouver Bay five years
ago. The discovery of Force Metal at the site has added to the speculation
over the mining that is now commencing, and thousands of reploids, many
displaced from Australia, are waiting to get jobs at the new city,
unofficially dubbed 'Giga City' by these hopefuls.
Five contracts were awarded to companies from around the world, and
they are already setting up shop around the site of New Hope. The Lagrano
Group, a Canadian salvage company, and the Washington-based Ulfat Recycling
Company, are the primary contractors, and are fronting most of the money for
the construction of the city itself. The African dredging consortium known as
the Vanallia Company has already been at the site, and was considered a
shoe-in for a contract before they were announced. The final two contracts
were awarded to the Brazilian Gimialla Mining Company and European Melda Ore
Company, recently repatriated to Europe from its exile to Eurasia.
Prime Minister Appleman has announced that further contracts would be
awarded in the future, and that smaller companies will be contracted for work
not dealing directly with Force Metal. As before, humans are warned not to go
to Giga City, as shielding against the effects of Force Metal is not in place.
For now, it seems, this is a reploid-only settlement.
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To Dr. Light. Fri Oct 14 Global News Network
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< As Part of the Irregular Overlord Airtime for this Week. >
Fade in.
Scott Wily is sat in a lawnchair with shorts, shades and a black, white
and red floweprint shirt on. So relaxed is he, that he's actually sipping a
coke.
"Hate to say I told ya so."
Moving his left hand, which had previously been lazily resting on his
leg, up he displays the two horned 'rock' hand gesture.
"Owned."
Fade out.
< 59 minutes left of IO broadcasting. Use it, people... >
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Message: 18/123 Posted Author
Hall-Mark Attack! Sat Oct 15 Global News Network
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"...the leader was quoted as saying that he fully intends to pursue the largest
bird he can find for Thanksgiving, and that his team has already made plans to
catch and roast Storm Owl."
"In other news, Robot Masters Gyro Man and Gate Man attacked a large Hall-Mark
chain store in Rhode Island, citing a desire for holiday gift and greeting
solutions, and a refusal to exchange zenny for the goods. Hunter and Interpol
members responded to the incident, and attempted to subdue the destructive
RMs. The incident ended on an unfortunate note, with Interpol's Dr. Barrel
Caskett being severely injured by Gyro Man. Gate Man and Crane Diplodocus were
both reported as being "Highly Distraught/Angry" at this turn of events, and
the Robot Masters quickly fled the scene of the crime. Authorities are still
searching for additional reasons behind the attack, and Dr. Caskett is
reportedly safe in Interpol care. Even staunch Interpol critics have admitted
that the response time and handling of the situation were both very good, and
everyone prays for Caskett's quick recovery."
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
Commercial Sat Oct 15 Global News Network
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A short commercial on the POX network.
Generic announcer, "Are you tired of teenagers loitering in front of your store
in the evening? Shouldn't they be somewhere else instead of on your property?
Are the rent-a-cops you've hired too busy eating donuts instead of chasing
these young criminals? If you've answered yes to any of these questions then
perhaps you need to hire a professional. We here at GutsCo will gladly help
you with your teenager problems, just call our number and one of our
exterminators will be on site within minutes. Our prices are very reasonable.
Every trespassing teenager that we kill will only cost you the meager sum of
$10! What a bargain! Imagine a world without teenagers, a place where the
elderly can safely walk down the streets and gain access to your store to
spend all that cash they've accumulated over the years, the type of cash that
they want to spend before they die! Call now and receive a free Coffee King
Coffee sampler kit! Supplies are limited so order now!"
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Neo-Arcadian Television... Sun Oct 16 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"NATV, Neo-Arcadia's state-sponsered primary television station, is slated to
begin showing what is described as an 'Anime Battlecartoon' on Saturday
mornings. The brainchild of amateur director and actor Hector Kausmann, he is
voice-acting and writing episodes for 'Happy Go-Go Man', a show about a
superhero with futuristic technology fighting Professor Wirey and his evil
'Robot Men'. A team of top animators have been reportedly been hired for the
project."
<OOC: @mail Heck with inquiries.>
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
Animu Relplods Confirmed! Sun Oct 16 Global News Network
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<This...is a commercial.>
Some terrible, peppy, Frankensteinian mixture of techno, hip-hop, and j-pop
cleverly disguised as theme music begins to play, as flashing pastel lights
fill the screen! Two silhouettes, with assets feminine, appear. A quick drum
beat, and they leap around, revealing-
"Hyper-Multicultural Rescue Angel Ranger Force Go!"
"Rosie!" Is a Reploid fashioned in the matter of a cute young Black girl, who
giggles and winks at the audience.
"Fritzi!" is another Reploid made to look like a younger, but far more serious
looking Asian girl with inexplicably blue-green hair. She smiles in a "I spend
a lot of time at the library" way, as the beat kicks up.
"Fighting crimes and sa-ving the day, WAI!"
The song fades out, as the GNN rep nods at the screen playing the theme. "And
that's Hyper-Multicultural Rescue Angel Ranger Force Go!, premiering on local
channels in a scant few weeks. This series had a little controversy getting
out, as a hasty legal arrangement was made when Light Labs noticed just how
similar its stars are to Jazz and Sonata, two of Dr. Light's later creations.
While company representatives refrained from comment, rumors are that the
parody defense was just shaky enough that Dr. Light ultimately refused to
pursue a lawsuit out of fear of trapping his "children" in a legal circus. The
creator of the story, Ms. Mimi Mimimimimimi, continues to claim that the fact
that the company was allowed to produce two Reploids to serve as promotional
managers-" Read, living booth babes. "-proves that they are original
creations, and Dr. Light needs to get over his fatty self. Next: Dr.
Dopplerworld's most eligible bachelor?"
<This...was really GNN. Fooled you!>
(OOC: This is a set up for a plot. @mail Dr. Light or Jazz with questions and
what not. Away!)
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Message: 18/107 Posted Author
Happy Go-Go Man! Sun Oct 16 Global News Network
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<A cartoon running all week on NATV, mostly during children's hours.>
"It's Happy Go-Go Man!" Hector Kausmann announces, standing in a colorful set
that looks like it's out of a cartoon. "Today's dance of the week is...THE
CRANE! Watch, and dance at home, kids!"
The camera shifts to Hector standing opposite a Japanese go-go dancer. Each of
them keep their right arm at an angle, with their left hand behind their back,
as they move to the right, then move their hand down, act as if gripping
something with a claw. They lift back up, bring it to the center, and waggle
their heads left and right.
The episode then airs.
http://www.angelfire.com/hero2/gogoman/happygogo.htm
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
Arrests in Torontreal Mon Oct 17 Global News Network
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<News Blip>
"Earlier this evening, the Torontreal Police Department recieved
information from an anonymous source that has lead to the arrests of dozens of
Eastside Blood members, including several individuals who the police believe
may be significant authorities within the organization. The District
Attorney's Office has already arranged court dates for these individuals and
feels confident of sweeping convictions and believe that plea bargains will
lead to even more arrests."
<End News Blip>
(OOC: Questions to Blitzkrieg.)
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Message: 18/109 Posted Author
Big Giant Tarp: Just The Beginning Tue Oct 18 Global News Network
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<BUSNIESS IS SERIOUS BUSNIESS>
A floating top hat and monocle addresses the GNN-hungry crowd. "Quite! Hello.
Magical Monocle here with the only slightly belated quietly report! Some of
the most interesting movement is from Light Labs, which largely acted through
HeraCorp and other affiliated companies during the spring and summer months
this year. Doctor Light seems to have taken a firmer hand in running his
company, as a major international campaign seems to have been cut off with,
well-lets watch."
Footage of a giant, rotating platform moving over the British Colombian
scenery, only to be dwarfed by Giga City...and the Fortress V. The platform
itself is chock full of a grayish, reflective material, and the shot quickly
clicks back to the Reploid. "Yes, Dr. Light has invented a material he refers
to as "Anti-Erosion Mesh", and began his fiscal initiative with the very
public donation of a massive tarp for. Repliforce spokesreploids explained
that the tarp is going to be used to reinforce the area around the lake,
working as a buffer against possible seepage of Force Metal radiation into the
ground."
"Light Labs is also marketing an Anti-Erosion suit to any and all companies
working with the material, though the models gifted to each of the
corporations allowed to work in Giga City by the Canadian Government have not
been revealed to the public as of yet. How Light Labs intends to mass-produce
this difficult to work material remains to be seen-but stocks have risen in
many of the megacorp's subsidiaries and secondary departments, with Rock
Orange and the new lemon-n-lime flavored "Zero" leading the popular Maverick
Hunter-themed sodas, though Aliaberry has taken a surprise third on the sales
charts. Rumors of these being the first in a new line of inventions from Dr.
Light are unconfirmed, but the good old green and yellow L has been seen in
surprising places! More as this develops. Next-Khan, a paper tiger?"
<ECONOMICS IS A LAW OF LASERS>
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Message: 18/110 Posted Author
Restaurant Explodes, Chili Suspect Tue Oct 18 Global News Network
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"....and in local news, the Chilly's at Fifth and Main, in downtown Detroit,
exploded suddenly today shortly after a fire alarm went off. Occupants
evacuated in time, and only minor injuries occured. Fire officials say
evidence suggests a kitchen fire too close to a gas line was to blame, but are
looking into it."
" While the City Hall was evacuated for safety purposes, Mayor Achmed
Mohammadan and the Chief of Police assure citizens this was a freak accident,
and not an attack. "
"Now, for the Weather..."
*Spinny*
(OOC: Questions to Pharaoh Man)
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Message: 18/111 Posted Author
Convoy Attacked Tue Oct 18 Global News Network
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GNN news story, buried somewhere in the middle.
"In other news, a convoy carrying drilling equipment headed for the
Space Elevator and, eventually, the moon was attacked tonight. The Robot
Masters Enker and Elec Man ambushed the five car convoy by disabling the lead
vehicle, but thanks to quick responce by the Repliforce, damage was minimal
and nothing was stolen. There were also no civilians casualties, but four
brave Repliforcers lost their lives in the ambush. Our hearts go you to their
loved ones."
More news.
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Message: 18/112 Posted Author
This week at FRYDADDY! Wed Oct 19 Global News Network
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<A commercial.>
The Eurasian storefront of Fry Daddy appears, with a yellow splash popping up.
A bowl full of golden brown fried balls appears, with a little bucket of
marinara on the side. "This week at FRY DADDY...SPAGHETTI BALLS!" Two balls
rise up, one getting a bite out of it to reveal coiled, fried spaghetti
inside, the other getting a bite out to reveal a meatball. "Juicy, big
meatballs, and hot, tender, buttery spaghetti, shaped into deep-fried balls
for YOUR ENJOYMENT! Stop on by! This week, get one free Nico-Cola with every
combo value meal purchase!"
<OOC: FRY DADDY!>
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Message: 18/112 Posted Author
Attempted Assasssination! Fri Oct 21 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"This is Reporter Turtle, reporting from Sydney. At a rally for the Australian
Freedom Front - the largest anti-expulsion protest thus organized after the
explusion of Reploids - AFF co-leader Ross McGovern was shot twice, by a
sniper in a location several blocks south. Hunters and others were on the
scene fast, as well as Sage Harpuia and Doctor Ciel Mallory of Neo-Arcadia.
Doctor Mallory managed to resucitate Mr. McGovern and provide him with
appropriate organ transplants, and he is presently in stable condition. Sage
Harpuia and several vigilantes, as well as Sydney SWAT, apprehended an
apparent Maverick, after Sage Harpuia destroyed two others. The suspect is in
the custody of Sydney, pending arraignment."
<OOC: @mail Machiavelli with questions/inquiries.>
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Aus Response to Assassin Attempt Fri Oct 21 Global News Network
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In a brief statement, Australian Prime Minister Cooper condemned the
assassination attempt on Australian Freedom Front co-leader, Ross McGovern,
noting that 'this sort of barbaric act has no place in a democratic society
like ours'. He wished McGovern a speedy recovery, and praised the actions of
the Australian Defense Force's SWAT members who apprehended the would-be
assassin.
The statement did not give any mention of the Neo-Arcadians and
Maverick Hunters involved. Foreign soldiers operating on Australian soil, most
notably Neo-Arcadian, has long been a very touchy subject for the current
administration, and they've taken a very hard stance against it due to it
'compromising Australian sovereignty'. The general population seems to agree
with this philosophy.
When asked if the administration would impose /sanctions/ on
Neo-Arcadia for their actions, or perhaps /praise/ them, the Prime Minister
declined comment, saying that 'he will look into the matter and speak to
President Elpizo about the situation'.
OOC: Questions to Excise.
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Message: 18/114 Posted Author
Australian Update: Maverick Involv Fri Oct 21 Global News Network
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--GNN reporting an update that just crossed the desk...--
"Breaking news! In an update on the attempted assassination of Ross McGovern in
Sydney, Australia, GNN has just recieved a statement that one Richard
Underwood, a lawyer on behalf of the Coalition for Reploid Freedom, has
offered to take the case of the alleged /assassin,/ currently held in custody
in Sydney."
"The official statement says, in part, that the incarcerated reploid, whose
name will currently not be released, is NOT a Coalition member, nor is he
infected with the Sigma Virus. It goes on to state that the Coalition has a
representative taking his case, nevertheless, as a show of good-will toward
him, and all reploids who have been excised or otherwise inconvenienced by the
Australian ban on reploids within the nation."
"If Neo Arcadian and Maverick conflicts are coming to a head, they may be doing
so in a legal battle rather than on the warfront... GNN is attempting to
contact this alleged 'Maverick Lawyer' for further possible comment, and will
continue to report on McGovern's condition and other items surrounding this
story."
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Message: 18/115 Posted Author
C's Editorial: Australia Fri Oct 21 Global News Network
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Cue the theme music, the logo, and Chest, sitting at his wide, bluish
editorial desk. On the desk are his clasped hands, a small, neat pile of
notes, and a glass of Rock Orange. The GNN boss doesn't seem very upset, so
you can all relax. "I thought I'd take today and just explain to everyone what
the main problems with Australia - and believe me, there are many - and how
we, as a society of generally good people, are losing the country to the
Neo-Arcadians."
Chest begins raising a finger for each point that he makes, "Thus far,
Australia has A) booted out all Reploids, but not Androids, B) Told Repliforce
to screw off, but in mildly nicer terms, C) Tried to stay buddies with
/Interpol/ - showing just how desperate the Aussies must be for friends, D)
Had a quasi-friendly / quasi-stand-offish relationship with Aztlan, land of
the fascists and home of the bigoted, and E) Tried to shelter itself from the
going ons of the rest of the world." He can never resist the Interpol shot.
Chest lowers his hand, taking a moment to sip from his glass. "Near as
I can tell, the government and population seems driven by paranoia and fear.
They fear the Sigma Virus and what it can do to the point where they have to
deport their own citizens. They fear Repliforce operating on their soil
without permission, thus taking away their right to govern themselves. They
fear the Mavericks coming to annihilate them all. And finally, they fear
Neo-Arcadia coming in and exerting influence and control over their nation."
Continued...
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Message: 18/116 Posted Author
C's Editorial: Australia 2 Fri Oct 21 Global News Network
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Chest glances down at his notes briefly before saying, "Lets take a
look at motives, shall we? Repliforce, Interpol, the Hunters, and most of us
all want Australia to abandon their anti-Reploid laws so that Reploids and
humans can live in harmony, etc etc. Neo-Arcadia obviously is overjoyed by
this new law. And the Mavericks? Well, lets think about this. If I were Sigma
right now, and I was sitting on my throne o' crazy, hearing reports about how
Reploids, cast out by Australia, had no choice but to join the ranks of the
'glorious Coalition for Reploid Freedom', would I be against this nutty law?!"
Chest frowns, glaring at the camera as he shakes his head, waggling a
finger, "No! If I was Sigma, I'd be quite fine with this law, believe me! Now
lets take a look at the reaction that this assassination attempt on Ross
McGovern is going to have. In my opinion, it's going to be /helping/ the cause
to destroy the anti-Reploid law. It almost made Mr. McGovern, bless his soul,
into a martyr. Assassinating public supporters of a cause has never been a
very good way of stopping that cause in a democratic society."
"So what does this mean? I can't see why the Neo-Arcadians or Mavericks
would want this, unless they're complete morons or something-" Chest abruptly
stops, as if giving that one a second thought. He finally shakes his head,
continuing, "I don't think Interpol, the Repliforce, or even the Hunters are
capable of such a horrible act. So unless this was simply someone acting
alone, I think there has to be more to this story than meets the eye." What
the hell. Another Interpol shot for the road. "Hopefully Repliforce and the
Hunters are willing to hold Interpol's hand during the investigations."
Chest takes a deep breath, as if tired. He has another sip from his
glass, and then wraps up. "Thus far, the only smart ones in this whole deal
have been the Mavericks and Neo-Arcadia. Neo-Arcadia's been playing it fairly
straight with the paranoid Australia, and even had an official state visit to
open trade talks. Y'know, peaceful things for a skittish government. The
Mavericks... well, they've just been their scary selves, which is more than
enough. Hopefully the /good guys/'ll get their acts together before Australia
fully slips away into Neo-Arcadia."
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Message: 18/117 Posted Author
Daryn Kidnapped?! Sat Oct 22 Global News Network
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<GNN!>
"Famous Rockstar, celebrity, annoying jerk that won't die, Robot Master, felon,
and possibly gay homophobe Daryn Luna was reported to have been kidnapped
today as a tanker and an 18-wheeler nigh-simultaneously slammed into his body
and the drivers, reported to be Megumi Oberobin and Aria, picked up his fallen
body and rapidly spirited him away, yelling about why he never called and how
he considered terrorist actions to be more important than healthy
relationships with his friends."
"Daryn Luna was reportedly attending a halloween party and was just leaving as
his body was mutilated by massive impacts."
"Daryn Luna's whereabouts are currently unknown. Robot Masters and affiliates
have asked that any information regarding his whereabouts be e-mailed to
WeWuvWily@gmail.com."
"Until that time, to assist in the search, the Robot Masters have put Daryn's
face on new Wily Beer cans with the phrase: 'Have You Seen Me?' underneath
with the e-mail address given."
<end GNN>
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Message: 18/115 Posted Author
Presidential Address: NA War Sat Oct 22 Global News Network
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
President Seers is in the Oval Office. His desk and other surroundings
appear inviting and comforting. Behind him is a window looking out onto the
White House lawn. Behind him to his right is an American flag. To his left is
the President's flag. On the desk, facing the cameras on an angle, are
pictures of the First Lady and their children. On the President's lapel is a
pin with the American flag on it.
"My fellow citizens, moments ago American and Repliforce troops crossed
into Neo-Arcadia, and have begun striking selected targets of military
importance to undermine Elpizo's ability to wage war. These are the opening
stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign."
"To the mechs of the Repliforce now in Neo-Arcadia, the peace of a
troubled world and the hopes of our people now depend on you. That trust is
well placed. The enemies you confront will come to know your skill and
bravery. In this conflict, America faces an enemy who has no regard for
conventions of war or rules of morality."
"Our nation enters this conflict reluctantly, yet our purpose is sure.
The people of the United States, and our friends and allies will not live at
the mercy of an outlaw regime that threatens the peace with mass murder. We
will defend our freedom, and we will defend the innocent."
"May God bless our country and all who defend her."
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Message: 18/116 Posted Author
Operation: Noble Sentinel Sun Oct 23 Global News Network
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The media, in particular the US media, heavily covered the new invasion
of Neo-Arcadia. The US administration, along with Repliforce, have dubbed the
campaign Operation: Noble Sentinel. Nobody quite explains what it means.
Although coverage is extensive, there's not much in the way of hard facts
being presented, as nobody wants to release potentially classified
information.
The basic gist, however, seems to be that the invasion met with partial
success. Repliforce troops are within Neo-Arcadia, ranging from 100 kilometres
in in some areas, to nothing in other places. The US administration is
spinning this as a success, and a statement from the office of the President
noted that 'this is the first step in the long and difficult fight to remove
the injustice that exists in Aztlan'.
OOC: Questions to Excise.
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Message: 18/117 Posted Author
Isla de Muerta Sun Oct 23 Global News Network
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<<News from Giga City>>
"In top stories, news from Lagrano Ruins in giga city. It seems a particularly
hard nut group of squatters and rogues has begun camping out in the lagrano
Ruins, defying attempts to remove them. Although no hostilities have begun,
the threatening presence of these malcontents ill eases some. However, rather
strangely, they seem to be acting like top dogs of the heap, protecting the
ruin as much as occupying it. Minor scavengers and lunatics are being
constantly driven away, as if they are as much guardians of it as occupiers.
Rumors that vehicles are using it as a treasure smuggling port are not yet
confirmed..."
<<Questions? Boss H.>>
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Message: 18/118 Posted Author
Happy Go-Go Man! Sun Oct 23 Global News Network
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<On NATV's children's television time block.>
"It's time for HAPPY GO-GO MAN! This week's dance: The Towel Shimmy!" Hector
Kausmann appears standing across from a Japanese go-go dancer. They hold both
hands up and pantomine pulling a towel back and forth behind them, before
pulling it down so the towel is across their back, before shimmying their
bottoms out and pulling the towel across it. "And now...This week's episode of
Happy Go-Go Man!"
http://www.angelfire.com/hero2/gogoman/happygogo.htm (Episode 2).
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Message: 18/119 Posted Author
GNN Morning News Sun Oct 23 Global News Network
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"This is GNN."
"And at the top of the hour today we'll have a conversation with GNN Manager,
Chest, about his controversial editorial on the recent assassination attempt
in Australia. Also, we'll hear from international celebr--*BZIK*"
Cue an unmistakable masked face. Vile. One red optic glows.
"October is a month that has one of the most famous holiday's on the planet
short of Christmas. And no, I'm not speaking about the holiday where the sad,
sagging bodies of the world's human youth continue their species downward
spiral by inventing this sad excuse to gorge themselves and their kin on
heart-failure inducing chocolates, candies, and even otherwise healthy fruit
basted in caramel. Is it any wonder that heart disease remains a problem to
this day? You reward them with excessed and the mortal sin of gluttony in
their youth, thereby generating a society that is equally as fat and dissolute
when they 'mature'. But I digress. No... The holiday in October that is
special and dear to my own heart is a much more often overlooked one. You see,
October is National Brain Injury Awareness Month. As such, in an effort to be
a model citizen I am going to list several people suffering from brain
injuries to make them better aware, and then subsequently offer my services to
rectify their mental ailments personally."
"First up we have this sad, sad, fellow." A shot of President Seers flashes.
"At what point in human history is the country of the United States going to
realize that they are doing nothing to solve any of the problems in the world,
but rather are merely creating new ones? Was a war between Repliforce,
Maverick, Robot Master, and Hunter not enough for you? At what point between
your mentally addled brain did the idea of unleashing the full force of Neo
Arcadia into the mix, even as tidings of yet another faction in the Irregular
Overlords ruminate, come into cohesion as a /good/ idea? Or do you and the
Repliforce simply fear that the presence of Atzlan and it's clear and
unabashed racism against Reploidkind swells the Maverick ranks even further?"
"Which brings me to the next poor, unfortunate, mentally inept idiot I want to
help today. That is Storm Owl, whose own holiday is still a month away.
Everyone knows who the tactical 'mind' behind the Repliforce is. The only
problem is that you haven't been really employing that mind for a long time,
have you, Storm Owl? Your precious fortress sits outside the newly named Giga
City, yet you order 'discretionary' assaults against Neo Arcadia to limit
their war capabilities? You seek to neuter a country that's response to you
and your kind is not simple castration, but rather, total annihilation. That
is retarded. The Repliforce in its unending claims for 'peace' does nothing
but instigate new war. If they were truly an honorable and peaceloving
institution, they would have employed all their considerable military might to
truly halt Aztlan from being a public menace once and for all. Instead, they
just rile them into escalating these Robot Wars. So either Storm Owl is
secretly a warmongering battlechief, or he's just a moron. Either way, planet
Earth continues to burn."
"-ity and star of the latest blockbuster movie..."
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Message: 18/120 Posted Author
Australian Assassin Escaped! Mon Oct 24 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"This is Mitrophon Slondgehts, reporting live from Sydney. At Australian SWAT
tactical command in a police precinct in Sydney, a female cyborg with a human
hostage attacked full force. <Footage of Energize with Kim Takushi on her
arm.> SWAT troopers were unable to return fire for fear of him, as the pirate
Bon Bonne arrived and broke into the station. The assailants freed the
suspected Maverick assassination suspect that was stored inside. The suspect,
who gave his name as 'Cap Razor' and has been indicted for the near fatal
shooting of Ross McGovern, shot his way out. Interpol arrived with a dropship,
power armor, and enforcers, and a vigilante arrived to assist. All suspects
managed to escape, leaving five SWAT members dead and dozens more wounded, as
well as several Interpol agents injured in the fighting."
<OOC: contact Machiavelli with questions.>
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Message: 18/120 Posted Author
Repliforce Advertisement Tue Oct 25 Global News Network
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Light fading up from black, music starts. A Repliforce officer marches up the
street in time with the background music which is somewhat martial and
uplifting. A corus of voices sing as the soldier marches through a city
street, reploids of all shapes and sizes joining hin in the marching.
"Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!"
As the music hits a crescendo, from the side, Colonel approaches the group and
takes up point, marching in time with the music, armor gleaming in the sun.
THe reploids marching behind him look pleased to be a part of the group and
resolute, as if they know the hardships and duty ahead of them. The music
fades out as the group continues down the street and the picture fades to
black once again, the Repliforce logo coming up in the field of view. Below
the logo comes white text that reads,
"Repliforce: For the freedom of all"
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Message: 18/121 Posted Author
Grand Opening: PERLA CORONA Tue Oct 25 Global News Network
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A report from England. Actually, an ad. It features a 'virtual tour'-type thing
first, showing several beautiful galleries of various forms of art. "The Perla
Corona...a haven of beauty, of culture..." The picture switches to a human
couple in a dark, candlelit restaurant, staring happily at each other. "...of
romance..." Then, to shops, and then slot machines and card tables. "...of
fun. The Perla Corona, the world's largest, most opulent casino! Be there, for
the Grand Opening! Meet some of the greatest minds in the world as our
special, secret guests of honor!"
The screen fades, and a voice says, as it does, "Fighting is not permitted."
OOC: The IC announcement of the grand opening. Talk to Crystal Man if you want
to be invited because you're famous or something. (However, I already have
Guests of Honor slated.)
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Message: 18/122 Posted Author
The Goods of Today... Tue Oct 25 Global News Network
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<A commercial.>
A business man is shown walking down the street, wearing an ear piece with a
microphone extending down and half of a pair of sunglasses over his eye. His
view is shown walking down the street, with stock numbers and text messages
scrolling past. "For your communication..." A home is shown with a sleek white
drone cooking, before serving the business man and his hot wife dinner. "For
your domestic needs..." The woman is shown laying in a bubble bath, with a low
level sonic emmitor humming in the tub. "For your luxury..."
"The goods of today...Brought to you by United Goods."
<End.>
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Message: 18/59 Posted Author
WalCostMartCo, Greenland Attacked! Wed Oct 26 Global News Network
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<A pair of reporters appear on screen, just after the GNN logo.>
"I am John Jingleheimer," intones one.
"And I'm Jacob Schmidt," adds the other.
In unison they begin talking, "Our top story this hour is the brazen daylight
attack on the Greenland WalCostMartCo complex. At first the warehouse complex
was being terrorized by an irate duck reploid."
Both of them pause for a moment, eyeing the cameras. John starts in once again.
"The duck wasn't technically marked for easy identification. However, the
later appearance of an Irregular transport indicates that it was likely an
Irregular Overlord raid."
Jacob Schmidt takes over, "There was little damage to the store or its
contents, though roughly 6,000 zenny worth of Wiffle Wafers cookies were
stolen, along with two extremely large turkeys, several hams, assorted frozen
vegetables, several hundred pounds of cranberry sauce, and numerous other
Thanksgiving related fixings."
In unison again, "Security guards managed to hit them with multiple stunbolts,
but were unable to subdue them. Police officers were also unable to prevent
their escape when they retreated to the roof top and into a flying minivan
after that. More on this story as it develops. We are John Jingleheimer and
Jacob Schmidt for GNN!"
<On with the unimportant news!>
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Message: 18/60 Posted Author
Australia Assassin? Thu Oct 27 Global News Network
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In an official brief on the investigation's progress released today, Director
Sarah Fairchild has confirmed a suspicion many have expressed: The would-be
assassin, who recently escaped, was, indeed, NOT a Maverick at all.
Shot of Sarah Fairchild addressing an assembly. "Although we cannot of course
rule out the possibility of Sigma Virus infection until such time as Australia
comes forward with Sigma Virus scan results on the suspect, eyewitness reports
of officers on the scene have confirmed that the assassin was actually a
criminal we've been hunting for some time: The android once known as Chet, now
known as Machiavelli, a Yakuza operative. His rescuers are also confiremd
Yakuza operatives, in particular one who is known to be the apprentice of one
Doctor Takeshi Shinchiro."
When asked about previous reports that Chet had been captured months ago,
Doctor Fairchild stated that the current belief was that Chet is an android,
and as such must have been restored from a backup after the first one's
capture; the original is confirmed to still be in custody. Interpol has
expressed its intention to continue the manhunt for Chet and his associates
until they have all been finally brought to justice.
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Message: 18/61 Posted Author
Anomoly Proposes Endless Warfare Thu Oct 27 Global News Network
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< News feeds. >
The anomolous viral entity known as Legion or "Duo.EXE" manifested itself on an
unused broadcast channel and addressed the world this evening. It distributed
a document proposing a self-perpetuating limited war which would meet the
needs of sentient beings to engage in armed conflict while apparently allowing
all sides to continue to survive.
The document was widely distributed to public servers, and has been
proliferated extensively by its readers. UN representatives, when asked about
accusations that the UN has attempted to supress the document, had no comment.
< Punditry. >
OOC: Questions to Leo. A summary of the document can be @mailed on request.
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Message: 18/62 Posted Author
Righteous Acquaintances in Giga Ci Fri Oct 28 Global News Network
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<This... Is GNN.>
Mac appears.
"Hello, one and all. Today I would like to announce a VERY SPECIAL
drop-in clinic."
He motions behind him, where a fancy Flash RIGHTEOUS ACQUAINTANCES logo
appears.
"Got a problem with people opposing your rights? Obstructing justice?"
Commence shiftyeyes. "Want somebody evil whacked?" Grin. "Then come on by! Our
new HEAD OFFICE has just been created in GIGA CITY. It also doubles as a youth
centre! That means you, childs, can come visit all of your heroes!"
DRAMATIC CLOSE UP. "You knows it, foo'."
Mac's face fades into a map. Omg.
<That... Was GNN.>
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Message: 18/63 Posted Author
Perla Corona Grand Opening Fri Oct 28 Global News Network
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"We are sorry to say that there was a hitch in the grand opening. While the
majority seemed to be going well, including good speeches from all three
Guests of Honor, and everything seemed to be on-course, a group of Irregulars,
not the Robot Masters that were expected to cause the trouble, decided to show
up and cause mischief. Owner Christopher Allmann has promised that nothing of
the sort will be allowed, and calls this a 'reprehensible event.' He thanks
Doctor Light, Axl and Mega Man for being there to help his security team, and
has officially banned Bat Vertigo, Gun Dinosaur and Holocaust from the Perla
Corona. Security staff is being given extra training and better weapons to
deal with similar threats in the future. Mister Allmann would also like to
thank Doctor Light for kindly offering to pay for all damages. This...was GNN."
OOC: Questions to Crystal Man
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Message: 18/64 Posted Author
Halloween Holdup! Sat Oct 29 Global News Network
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<This...Is GNN.>
"Five individuals, four of them wearing a Robot Master mask and one of them
apparently in samurai armor, robbed Hong Kong's First City Bank today, making
off with over fifty million zenny. Interpol arrived with local police, a power
armor taking on the samurai as the others used explosives, assault weapons,
and an attack hovercopter against police - reportedly a model three Gunshark
assault-transport VTOL. The identities of the attackers, who escaped, are not
known at this time, although they are believed to be ex-military."
<OOC: @mail Machiavelli with inquiries.>
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Message: 18/65 Posted Author
Aztlan - Australia Police Pact! Sat Oct 29 Global News Network
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The Government of Australia released a statement today, announcing the
formation of the Aztlan & Neo-Arcadian Police Services Act. In part, the
statement read, "In light of the recent terrorist acts against our nation, we
have seen fit to allow our Neo-Arcadian friends to aid us in combating the
criminal element." The Police Services Act, which is effective immediately but
will be subject to parliament review in two months time, allows Neo-Arcadian
agents to help defend Australia, provided that they follow all laws and orders
from the Australian authorities and Defense Force. The act also explicitly
states that no Neo-Arcadian military facilities are permitted on Australian
soil.
Prime Minister Lachlan Cooper was quoted as saying, "This agreement
with Aztlan will allow us to both fight the terrorist element as well as
maintain our own national sovereignty." As usual, this topic has polarized the
nation. Critics have condemned the act, saying that 'this is a slippery slope
to Aztlan being able to exert total influence over the Australian government'
and 'it is irresponsible that we claim the moral high ground while we
simultaneously cooperate with a rogue nation like Neo-Arcadia'.
The Prime Minister downplayed these claims, noting that this 'is not a
military alliance, but merely an effort to increase policing effectiveness'.
He was also quoted as saying that worries that Australia is getting too close
to Aztlan were 'completely preposterous'.
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Message: 18/66 Posted Author
Club Raid Sun Oct 30 Global News Network
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"Earlier today police raided a local night club of New York City
following a lead that the establishment was creating and distributing videos
of homeless people brutally fighting one another. Reports indicate that
numerous arrests were made as well as the freeing of several homeless
individuals, some of which were admitted to the hospital in critical
condition. Police say the operation was particularly large and feel that the
arrests will lead to discovering other underground fighting rings."
(OOC: Questions to Blitzkrieg or Barrel Caskett.)
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Message: 18/67 Posted Author
Auction Auction Auction Sun Oct 30 Global News Network
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< GNN >
After the GNN symbol swept away from the front of the screen it showed
one of the news rooms of the Repliforce, General himself standing tall and
proud at the front of a podium with Repliforce banners hanging behind him.
"Good day everyone," General intoned, nodding his head slightly and
giving a smile for the camera. He waited a few more seconds, and then cleared
his throat. "As it is currently known the various European lands are without
governments."
"Some of the lands are owned by the Juggalos, and some by the African
immigrants, and those are fine people to have hold of the properties, for they
have shown that they can handle owning it all. However, some of the lands are
completely devoid of leadership, and without that leadership, without someone
to guide the European soil, there will never be a regrowth."
"Repliforce is the main military presence in the European nations.
Repliforce, along with many other organizations, have pushed back the
Mavericks who dominated Europe and freed it. The potency of the Interpol,
Hunter and Repliforce alliance has shown that we can save areas from the
terrors of the Mavericks and the Robot Masters."
"Given the interest shown by the African population I first sent a
statement to them requesting if they would like to acquire the lands currently
free...the lands that Repliforce has the dominate military presence in.
Statements of interest have been few, and so now I have opted to open this to
the entire world...save for a few organizations that have shown criminal
orientation."
"Therefore, if you are interested in purchasing an ex-European nation
then please send a request, along with an offer, to Repliforce. At least one
million zenny is required to gain a single nation. We shall attempt to keep
track of who is interested in what. Members of the Robot Masters, Mavericks,
Yakuza and other organizations will be ignored in their attempts to offer
money."
"Thank you, and good day."
Included in this is a listing of every nation available, and at the very
bottom a 5 million zenny minimum cost on purchasing the Liberty Station.
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Message: 18/68 Posted Author
Press Release From the Coalition.. Sun Oct 30 Global News Network
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<A series of local newspapers where leaks have been delivered.>
A text only statement has been released from the Coalition, one of the first
that has been let out in a long time. It is also very short.
"Good day, Everyone.
I am pleased to announce my intention to firebomb large tracts of land in an
undisclosed portion of the globe. Furthermore, it is my intention to use
overwhelming force to make absolutely certain that every man, woman, child and
innocent Reploid has been destroyed and their ashes cast to the winds.
After this, as my forces will be the sole occupants of the region, I will be
selling it for a healthy profit. A waiting list is available at 500,000 zenny
per country that has been burned to cinders. Any region that required a
particularialy heavy bloodshed to pacify will have cost increased to 2 million
zenny in order to cover my own losses.
Thank you, and happy bidding.
-Emperor Sigma"
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Message: 18/69 Posted Author
Outrage at Repliforce (Again) Sun Oct 30 Global News Network
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<This is GNN!>
"People For A Free Germany were outraged when General of Repliforce announced
an intent to 'sell' Europe in a bidding auction."
"'We funded war effort to take back Berlin, we waited patiently for Allied
Forces to take back our home, we waited patiently as Repliforce occupied our
lands soon after. Repliforce did not save Germany, it was the Hunters and
Robot Masters that saved Germany. It was our expectatoin our home would be
returned to us. We cannot speak for the rest of Europe, but we cannot allow
Deutschland to be bartered like a mule. Repliforce has no business in our
nation. We cannot fight with weapons or economics, but we ask that Repliforce
reconsider it's actions. We have been preparing for our return for some time."
<and then in German...>
"Liese Schreiner, our hopes are with you."<end GNN>
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Message: 18/70 Posted Author
RF Response to PFAFG Sun Oct 30 Global News Network
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Statement to the Public
The European lands were offered to the original owners, the Europeans, upon
the freeing of them by the numerous allied organizations. This was offered
following the fall of the Spire, openly, over the GNN.
Currently Germany has a population, is not up for sale and is still available
for acquiring by the original German owners. If they wish to own it then all
they need do is state so and contact Repliforce. We have been hoping to return
people to the European lands for the simple reason that it deserves to be
repopulated.
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Message: 18/71 Posted Author
DEVIL'S NIGHT ON PLANET EARTH Mon Oct 31 Global News Network
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< Image: A black armored San Angeles SWAT officer, looking out over the city
from a rooftop. >
< Pull quote, attributed to the officer: "Something is going to go down
tonight. I can smell it." >
According to several overnight public opinion polls, human-Reploid tensions are
at their highest point since the first wave of the Sigma Virus afflicted the
world. World leaders have called for order, fearing that a rising tide of
anti-Reploid -- and specifically anti-Repliforce -- sentiment could spill over
into major civil unrest.
The spike in public outrage, focused primarily in the human community, comes
from Repliforce's proposed "sale" of former European nations to investors. The
sale, intended to generate public interest in resettling Europe, has had the
immediate negative effect of focusing the anger and resentment of the European
Diaspora on their "liberators".
Resettlement has not occurred at the rate that the United Nations would have
hoped due to extensive infrastructure loss, fears of continuing Maverick
attacks and the extensive poverty of a large segment of the European
population whose entire livelihoods were destroyed by the Robot
Master/Maverick conflict.
Massive anti-Repliforce demonstrations have taken place in Sydney, Rio de
Janeiro and New York City throughout the course of the day. While the
demonstrations were primarily peaceful, isolated outbreaks of fighting,
vandalism and anti-Reploid sentiment have dominated the news coverage of the
events, which appear to be broadening the scope of human anger to Reploids in
general.
A statement released by the Coalition for Reploid Freedom offered protection to
any Reploid who is concerned for their safety in light of the recent negative
turn in human public opinion. The number of Reploids who may have accepted
this offer is uncertain. However, many Reploids have attempted to flee into
the Reploid cities of Tol Eressea and Giga City to try to wait out the storm,
filling both cities to near-capacity.
Eurasia, normally thought of as a safe and neutral location, has been all but
evacuated by Reploids in light of the heavy European population on the
station. San Angeles, dangerously close to the active United States/Aztlan
border, has seen a similar drop in its Reploid population.
"It's coming," a SAPD officer said. "And it couldn't have come at a worse time."
< OOC: Leo can answer your various questions. >
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Message: 18/72 Posted Author
S.T.A.R.S. to bolster Interpol Mon Oct 31 Global News Network
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--GNN reporting from the USA--
"On this Hallow's Eve in the United States of America, in the wake of
investigations in to criminal activities throughout the nation, and
allegations and protests being leveled against the Repliforce, an American
institution is pledging funding and backing to the slightly flagging Interpol
organization."
"That institution is 'STARS,' the Special Tactics and Rescue Squadron, a team
of highly trained American military operatives who have special emergency
police jurisdiction in the United States as well as the nation of Texas.
Members of the STARS team were invovled in clearing biological contaminants
from the city of El Paso recently, as well as the more well-documented
'Raccoon City incident' of 2214. According to a release from the STARS
organization, they are pledging funding, training, and equipment to strengthen
Interpol relations on the American continent. No word yet on if STARS intends
to move their operations onto the international stage, but, if that is their
intent, Interpol may make as an excellent springboard. It's possible the two
organizations have a lot to offer one another, and the news couldn't come at a
better time for the International Police."
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Message: 18/73 Posted Author
Maverick's Attack Giga City Mon Oct 31 Global News Network
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"This is GNN."
"Less than twenty four hours ago a heavy strike team lead by the infamous
former Maverick General, Vile, entered the mining colony of Giga City. Vile
requested of Repliforce Commander Storm Owl that he and his two support Ride
Armor's be allowed to destroy the Force Metal beneath the floating city for
the good of the planet. As viewers know, the Giga City mines are entirely
manned by Reploids and the Maverick's claimed that the conditions that these
Reploid workers were being forced to endure were unjust and highly dangerous.
Further, Vile asserted that Force Metal will simply create a new, bitter, arms
race as newer and newer weapons of mass destruction are engineered from the
experimental material. To prevent the escalation in the Robot Wars and the
protect the Reploids the so called "gluttonous corporations" are abusing, the
Maverick's sought to destroy all traces of the element. Maverick forces were
driven off by a combined tandem of Repliforce soldiers and Irregular Overlords
with countless lives saved by the sacrifice of Repliforce soldiers Storm Owl
and Shield Shellfish as Vile tried to cover his escape. More details as we
have them."
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Message: 18/74 Posted Author
GNN Probes RF... not like that! Mon Oct 31 Global News Network
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GNN has been extensively covering the recent Repliforce woes. Opinion
editors, including Chest, have mostly all agreed that Repliforce has crossed
too many lines in recent history. Chest was quoted as saying that he 'was
reminded of when the Hunters seemed to try and form the new Russian government
back in the day'. Regardless, one of the more interesting reports GNN has
released is an informal survey, asking questions to average Repliforce
troopers. 1,000 troopers took part.
* When asked about their morale, 65.3% said they were dissatisfied with
Repliforce's current direction. *
* When asked whether Repliforce should take a greater or less part in
politics and non-military functions, 77.3% said either 'less' or 'much less'.
Only 4% said 'more' or 'much more'. *
* When asked about their confidence in the General, only 39.6% said
they had confidence in the General's leadership abilities at the moment. *
* However, when asked if General could pull himself out of his
troubles, 57.2 said 'yes'. *
* When asked what they think Repliforce must do, the most common
response was along the lines of 'leave politics alone and concentrate on doing
their job, such as the war in Neo-Arcadia, fighting for freedom, and saving
lives'. *
* Finally, in what was no doubt the most startling of responses, when
when asked if they would approve of Colonel abruptly declaring himself the new
leader of Repliforce, 61.3% of troopers said 'yes' *
Questions to Excise.
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Message: 18/75 Posted Author
RF Selling Europe? Now pedaling! Mon Oct 31 Global News Network
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Repliforce released a brief statement saying that, through the process
outlined in the Repliforce charter that was drafted after the Rainbow Devil
fiasco,, the decision to sell parts of Europe to the highest bidder has been
vetoed.
Questions to the Butterball.
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