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Message: 16/31 Posted Author
Taiwan Terror Thu Jun 01 GNN
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"And now, a full report of yesterdays assault on Taiwan by the robot
gentlemen..."
"Reports states that the industrialist capital was taken off guard as
the reavers emerged from the sea, coming out and marching on the land towards
the large industries that make Taiwan what it is. The military force, by
itself, was unable to stop the reavers from advancing, and it was up to those
who had arrived to help out."
"On scene was Jet Stingray and a squad of his most elite, them dealing
with the reavers while he went after Flora Man. Sword Man was also there, and
took out a mobile production facility of what were reported to be a self
destructing variety. Reports also indicate that there was a battle between
Pugilation Man and Cryogenic Man early on. The large robot gentleman, however
lost and went down."
"Jet Stingray withdrew but not before Flora Man took heavy damage, in
which he was finished off by a member of Repliforce, Desert Dolphin. Sword Man
finished with Cryogenic Man once the reavers were taken care of. Damage done
by the mammoth like reavers there was rather focused onto a single industry,
the building under heavy damage but still standing. A brace was put about it
to make sure it, while being repair, finds itself giving way."
"One can only wonder how long these assaults will continue until they
are stopped. Today marks the last day of the week that, one week ago, the
being Ra Moon gave us a week to survive as well!"
"Taiwan is otherwise fine, military still on high alert, or what is
left of it, for any future assaults into their territory from China."
"And this, was the news!" </Next news!>
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Message: 16/32 Posted Author
World On Knife's Edge Thu Jun 01 GNN
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< Everywhere. >
With Ra Moon's deadline passing with Thursday's dawn, much of the world
prepares for what it feels will be yet another last stand against the
darkness. This will be the third threat of "significant danger" to the
existence of all life on Earth in the last ten years, according to the UN
Ministry of Cataclysmic Events.
Religions that believe we are presently living in the End Times have brought
together their flocks into houses of worship to pray either for the events to
occur as have been ordained, or for a savior or saviors to appear to prevent
them.
Other faiths have taken a more proactive approach. Five thousand Juggalos have,
over the past week, massed outside of Detroit, armed with what appears to be
high-end military equipment. Early Wednesday morning, they began to advance
from their position to the west, apparently heading to the Tower of Light in
anticipation of a final confrontation. Their exact position is unknown.
Martial law has been declared by most governments around the world to maintain
order and prevent civil disturbances from making the matter worse. The whole
of the world appears to have stopped to prepare in their own way for what they
believe is the end of days.
We have had our one more chance; now the world must contend with the final
strike of the eclipse.
< No punditry. Most news stations are blindly running feeds of the Tower area
with automated cameras. Most everyone has gone home. Many channels are simply
off-air. >
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Message: 16/33 Posted Author
Post-Ra Moon Ad Fri Jun 02 GNN
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The commercial plays around the world SECONDS after Ra Moon is announced
defeated.
The screen starts off black. A soft female voice begins to play. "If you are
listening to these words? Then Ra Moon has just been defeated. The world is
safe. Thanks to the efforts of many, the Earth is able to continue to thrive
as it has for millions of years. To celebrate one of the most epic struggles
in history, come to one of the few places on Earth totally untouched by war."
Now something fades into view... Atlantis? Unlike it once was, now the stores
are busying with life and the stylish Palace of Waters seems to have people
coming in and out of it. "Welcome to Atlantis. While discovered years ago,
only now has one had the vision to turn it into an underwater paradise."
Jet Stingray appears on the camera, walking down the Entrance Hall. "Hello,
people of the world. I'm Jet Stingray... And this is my gift to the world.
Atlantis, one of the coolest places in the world. From the elegant Palace of
Waters where the best can rest to the peace and calm of Neptune's Park to the
best food under the sea, Atlantis is the place for you. And in celebration of
saving the world, the entrance fee for those entering will be waved for the
first hundred thousand people. So, come see the magic, feel the love, enjoy
the dream, come to Atlantis."
The logo for Atlantis appears, along with small print saying something about
Repliforce, Hunters, and Irregulars are eligible for special deals along with
contact information.
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Message: 16/34 Posted Author
Eclipse's Denouement Fri Jun 02 GNN
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Plum appears on GNN, looking prim and proper. "Good morning, planet Earth. This
is GNN."
"On Thursday night, the collective military might of the entire world met Ra
Moon and his Reavers in battle. Because they were victorious, we are here
today. Humans and robots put aside their differences and found common cause in
survival. Our victory was narrow, and was uncertain until the very end.
However, we overcame it, together, with courage and heart."
"The concert was held to draw Ra Moon and his Robot Gentlemen in. The enemy
struck with all the might it had, executing a multi-tiered assault. One group
struck at the bunker where the performances were being held, one group
attacked the stage where the music was being played from, and the largest
group attempted to destroy everything in sight."
"Maverick Hunters, Repliforce soldiers, Robot Masters, Irregulars, Neo
Arcadians and Mavericks fought alongside each other to defeat the Robot
Gentlemen and the Legion. Though their ideologies often radically differed,
their desire to survive outweighed their differences on this night. They
fought bravely, though death was never far from them."
"The Omnidroids were destroyed, and the Robot Gentlemen were slain, save two.
Pugilation Man, who had betrayed Ra Moon to protect Roll, fought alongside the
defenders of the Earth against his former comrades. Just recently, Flora Man
has been recovered by medical teams and remains in critical condition.
Attempts to break any remaining Wilycode on Flora Man are not expected to
begin until Doctor Light has had an opportunity to rest, and given an
opportunity to examine Flora Man for residual Ra Moon energy."
"As for Ra Moon, Mega Man engaged him in single combat, supported by many
people. Manifesting a new armor mode, Mega Man did battle with his
mecha-animal companions at his side. They destroyed Ra Moon's body and fought
him back to a trap mechanism created by Dr. Light called the Gilgul Device.
This machine bound Ra Moon's energy into it, allowing it to be sent into space
to parts unknown."
"The darkness has passed. Life has succeeded in the face of absolute
destruction. Thank you, Mega Man, for saving us once more."
< Punditry returns. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/35 Posted Author
A Strange Commercial Fri Jun 02 GNN
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<<A scene in a Hong Kong playground, where the League of >:( once stole a bunch
of playground equipment. S.T.A.R.S. officers, as well as Chief R, are present
erecting a new set in its place of the former. He's kneeling down next to a
young girl holding a ball. There is a conspicuous lack of parrot.>>
Chief R: Hi. I'm "Chief" R, Director of S.T.A.R.S.. I'm here today to talk to
you about something that may have crossed your mind over the last few months.
Something tha--
<<In the background, you can see the set they're putting up collapse. Someone
curses.>>
*bip*
<<Chief R is speaking with an officer.>>
Chief R: How's it looking now?
40-Something Male Officer: Just dandy, chief. Chris is about done with the red
and green sections.
Chief R: Wait a minute. Isn't he...
<<They pause. The officer heads off-screen.>>
40-Something Male Officer: Oh, ****, Redfield, wait.
*bip*
<<A couple of officers are looking over a screw in a display that Chest would
have been proud to put on normal air time for free. They all look over a
washer and scratch their heads.>>
40-Something Male Officer: I think it got bent.
Younger Male Officer: No, it seems fine. These aren't cheap parts.
Offscreen Female Voice: Did you guys need help screwing in a lightbulb?
*bip*
<<A female S.T.A.R.S. officer, whom looks rather young, is speaking with a
local.>>
Female Officer: He's going to bite my head off if I ask this, but, uh, can you
even read these instructions? I mean the one in your language. (It's one of
those manuals with an odd English translation.)
Local Man: No, I cannot.
*bip*
<<Chief R stands before what seems to be the complete playground sets.>>
Chief R: Looks like a job well done.
Female Officer: Took how many tries? Jeez.
<<Chief R looks at the camera and points over to it with his thumb.>>
Chief R: I think it's almost symbolic.
<<Just when he cracks a smile, it collapses shortly after a bird perches on top
of one of the swing-sets in a domino-like display. The bird flew away
unharmed, for the record.>>
*bip*
LIFE -- It never goes as you planned. Live it as you get it.
Voiceover Of A Young Male Officer: Maybe we should just build them a football
field. That's soccer, right?
*fin*
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Message: 16/36 Posted Author
WANTED: PROTOMAN Fri Jun 02 GNN
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The United Nations, along with many other nations in the world, has
released an arrest warrant for Blues "Protoman" Light for crimes against
humanity and Reploidkind. The major points in the rap sheet are:
- 2 counts of 2nd degree murder: Detective John Boone & Mr. Zane Sandoval.
- 3 counts of treason: Japan, San Angeles, and the United States of America.
- 1 count of destruction of wildlife: BC cabin.
- 1 count of destruction of property causing death: Tartarus. The UN is unsure
of how to charge here given Tartarus' status, so for now is only including the
27 killed that held citizenship in other, lawful countries.
- 1 count of destruction of military assets and personnel: Fortress V. Death of
19 Repliforce soldiers. Lieutenant Shockwave Turtle, Corporal Lance Cougar,
Sergeant Bulldozer Moose, Special Agent Sneak Possum, Private Sneak
Salamander, Private Flint Timber, Private Sea Cucumber, Private Valiant Hawk,
Private Artillery Anteater, Private Whirlwind Tasmanian Devil, Private War
Wallaby, Private Quick Gazelle, Private Gauss Caribou, Private Hyper Hippo,
Private Lasso Zebra, Private Midnight, Private Fog Sheep, Private Utility
Raccoon, & Private All Terrain Orangutan.
- 1 count of destruction of property: Minnesota. Tower of Light. There has been
talk about charging Protoman with the 2nd degree murder of Mirror Orange, who
died during the Tower of Light raid that Protoman led. But given Mirror's Blue
Mirage status at the time and the complexity of the Mirror/Mirage situation,
it probably will not be added.
- Charges concerning the attack on Able City are likely to follow a planned
meeting with the Able City leadership.
- Prosecutors will also have to wade through the legal mud that is Protoman's
previous crimes from when he was Break Man, as well as crimes committed before
joining Ra Moon. There's the fact that previous attempts to convict him
failed, combined with the fact that like it or not, most governments tolerated
Protoman and did little to bring him to justice. More charges may follow
depending on how they decide to proceed.
OOC: Questions to Excise.
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Message: 16/37 Posted Author
Oceanic Shenanigans Sat Jun 03 GNN
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*GNN Nightly News*
"This evening, the Oceanic Research Foundation announced an expedition to
be launched to an area underneath the Central Atlantic ocean to investigate
strange sensor readings close the the ocean floor. No comment has been made as
of yet to the cause of the disturbance, but they hope to have details soon.
The party shall depart tommorow morning."
"In other news...."
OOC: There's no one to contact for details. Because there are none. Yet. (Cue
Ominous Music)
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Message: 16/38 Posted Author
Ragnarock And Roll DVDs For Sale! Sat Jun 03 GNN
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In stores across the world, disc sets bearing the flaming 'Ragnarock
And Roll' logo appear. The discs bear the entire recording of the concert, as
well as various camera footage of the fight, including the appearance of
Patriarch, Rock blasting Ra Moon in his ODESSA Hyper Armor, Valkyrie
bombarding the Reaver hordes, Epsilon fricking obliterating Patriarch, the
battle for the Bunker, Light's speech and the activation of the Gilgul Engine,
and much more. The DVD also contains pre-and-post battle commentary, design
sketches for the Arena (but nothing of the actual Ragnarock System. Sorry!),
and an addition of a music video of Prismatic Spider and other RF members
doing a rendition of Mega Men (By DJ Otzi, since there was no chance to
perform it during the concert).
It's clearly posted on the case and in all advertisements that all
proceeds of these sales are entirely going towards charities and initatives
dedicated to rebuilding the damage caused by Ra Moon, as well as other
Robot-War related damage.
(OOC: Contact Prismatic Spider for details.)
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Message: 16/39 Posted Author
Tent City Attacked Sat Jun 03 GNN
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<GNN>
"Earlier today, in the Midwest, the 'Tent City' which Rock Light had
first assembled was recently attacked by the Robot Masters, let by none of
than Enker himself. It started when Enker made a routine visit to Tent City,
but instead, declared it was an attack. The Robot Master drones left in the
area turned against the forces there, and began to run amok. Other Robot
Masters attended, including Ice Man, Star Man, Wave Man, Tomahawk Man, and Cut
Man. As well, there was one accomplice that was not a Robot Master on scene.
Reports say that he used cards as weapons." The reporter takes a breath.
"It is currently unknown for why the attack was necessary, as Enker
made no mention of the goal while Robot Masters begin to kick over, rip open,
and destroy tents seemingly looking for something among the Tent City. The
resistance which finally pushed the Robot Masters were the Maverick Hunters
themselves Axl, Magma Dragoon, Dr. Cossack, Steel Massimo, and Heal Bluebird,
aided by Eugene Chaud of SciTech.
Most of the Robot Masters made a quick get-a-way, retreating from Tent
City after one of the many Robot Masters on scene had found what they were
looking for, leaving them to retreat from the surrounding area. The majority
of the drones were destroyed by Dr. Cossack, using the Winnebago Of Justice as
a battering ram, running over and crushing drones as he went. This is also on
record of what defeated Robot Master Elite Enker.
This reporter still asks the question, why did they do this /so close/
to the defeat of The Destroyer?"
<That... Was GNN>
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Message: 16/40 Posted Author
Raiding the Bank. Mon Jun 05 GNN
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<This... is GNN>
"Yesterday a force of two Robot Masters attacked and robbed one of
Manhattan's major banks. The Robot Masters in question have both been
identified as Wave Man and Dust Man. Repliforce was quick to answer the call
for help by sending Red from Red Alert to stop the robbery. A battle started
but was interrupted almost immediately by some newly arrived. We got witnesses
who identified these other people to be Spark Mandrill of the Mavericks and
Francine McDonald from Neo Arcadia. The battle quickly got out of hand as the
bank soon after these peoples arrival almost collapsed as the front wall was
crushed by an unknown source. Knowledge of what happened after that is scarce
but we got people saying they saw Wave Man and Dust Man drive of in a van
which was probably filled with the banks money."
"The death count is at the moment 18 dead and 20 more seriously
injured. Property damage is over several million dollars as not only the bank
was outmost destroyed but also as the streets had been drenched in gallons of
water before the actual robbery. Money stolen from the bank can also be
counted to millions. The exact number have yet to be released."
(OOC info, contact anybody mentioned in the post)
<That... was GNN>
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Message: 16/41 Posted Author
Battle At Disney Universe! Tue Jun 06 GNN
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< GNN >
The Robot Master Bass sought out Mega Man for battle during a parade this
evening at Disney Universe. Bass was assisted by a rogue Mickey-class ride
armor, who engaged the Maverick Hunters Axl and Steel Massimo. A large section
of Main Street has been closed off as a result of the fight. No casualties
were reported, though property damage was extensive. At least one building was
completely demolished, and a gas line was ruptured, causing thermal damage
throughout the block.
The Mickey-class ride armor was defeated by the combined effort of Axl and
Steel Massimo. However, Mega Man was felled in battle by Bass, who retreated
under fire out of the park.
Disney Universe officials have no leads as to the pilot of the rogue armor, but
believes the Robot Master Shadow Man may have been involved.
Affected park guests have been granted 3-day passes to the park for their
inconvenience.
OOC: Rock
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Message: 16/42 Posted Author
Mavs Attack Aussie Shipyard Tue Jun 06 GNN
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< GNN >
A Maverick attack force struck the naval yards at Hobart on the island of
Tasmania today, dealing a strong blow to the Australian Defense Force's (ADF)
navy. The attack, led by Sigma, focused on causing physical damage to the
shipyards by attacking fuel stores and ships in drydock.
Many sailors and construction workers were caught unaware during the opening
salvos. Casualty counts are expected to be in the hundreds, with thousands
injured. Some of the casualties showed signs of being intentionally maimed, an
increasingly common practice among Mavericks to encourage cybernetic
augmentation.
The damage to the ADF's naval capacity is said to be 'severe', though a
spokesperson for the ADF would not clarify further. The country has been
placed on high alert based on intelligence that joint action by the Robot
Masters and Mavericks may focus on Australia in the near future.
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/43 Posted Author
Transitional Riots In Mexico Tue Jun 06 GNN
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(Hottest report of the evening!)
A statement was made earlier today by now former President Elpizo this evening,
in the company of numerous visitors and officials from the United States,
Australia, and the United Nations. Queries and issues raised about the loss of
his military hold in the capitol had been answered: he officially relinquished
power to a new government said to be in approval of all three outside parties
present. A candidate for the new office of President, Marco Macho, had cited
seeking to help reconcile the issues raised between Aztlan and the rest of the
world as his primary goal.
To the surprise of some, additionally, he cited that this was all part of an
"unconditional surrender" by Elpizo. The former President and his forces
quickly escaped in the ensuing riot incited by his present forces. Gunfire
soon rang out, and the governmental representatives and candidates were
quickly rushed to safety.
Among the United States and United Nations soldiers gathered to apprehend
former president Elpizo upon relinquishing his dwindling political power
following the fall of the military base stationed in the city, there have been
reports of almost seventy injuries, with only two being recorded as "serious"
due to electrical shock. Some peacekeeping equipment failed as result of
exposure to "heavy vibrations" but otherwise no deaths have been reported.
There has been no word on casualties from the remainders of the "Neo Arcadia"
army under Elpizo.
None of the would-be representatives of the new Mexican government, including
the frontrunner of the upcoming elections, Marco Macho, were available for
comment due to security reasons. The rioting that has broken out in the
Business District of the capitol city is reportedly being contained and,
quoting an anonymous speaker for the United States army, "peace will be
restored in an expeditious manner. We were prepared for this scenario for
months on end."
Reportedly, the name of the nation will be turning back to Mexico, with their
old national flag being reinstated. The capitol, Mexico City, first renamed
"Neo Arcadia" with Elpizo's ride to power, is reportedly going to be
rechristened "Aztlan" in memorial for the positive things the two-year regime
of Neo Arcadia had brought it. Further announcements are said to be
forthcoming on the future of the nation in light of tonight's events.
(Punditry and maybe a little bit of Bill Rourke and/or Lemon vs. Lime reruns.
OOC Contacts: Io, Elpizo)
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Message: 16/44 Posted Author
Mexico Meets Macho Tue Jun 06 GNN
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< This is... GNN! >
Aztlan, Mexico -- Earlier today, a large exhibit held by now, Former-President
Elpizo, ushered in a new era in Mexican History. The terrorist regime, Neo
Arcadia, abdicated its power to a new democratically elected Republic in
Mexico today. Elpizo introduced the Mexican Canidate for Presidency, Marco
Macho and in turn the new Republic attempted to apprehend one of the World's
Most Wanted. U.S., Austrailian, and U.N. representatives were present at this
event.
In the ensuing riot, no one was killed, but several people were injured in the
terrorists flight.
If you have any information on Elpizo, please contact your local Repliforce
station.
< PUNDITRY >
OOC: Elpizo or Fefnir
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Message: 16/45 Posted Author
Ohio: Burning Rubber Wed Jun 07 GNN
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"A Robot Master assault occured today on a Goodyear-owned industrial tire plant
in Akron, Ohio. The Robot Masters arrived suddenly and seemed to be after the
tires themselves, though they also weren't above burning parts of the tireyard
to cause a diversion."
Footage shows Fire Man facing off with the Zikomo Power Armor, with a backdrop
of blazing tires, as the announcer continues... "Robot Masters Fire Man and
Gemini Man were sighted, though dispatched without civilian injury due to the
quick combined efforts of Repliforce-STARS. The fires were put out during and
after their retreat by concerned citizens on behalf of SciTech, and later by
local authorities who worked on controlling the fumes from the blaze."
Footage of Skadi causing a localized snowstorm. "Some tires were apparently
stolen in the chaos, though at least one of the Masters was reported
destroyed. A damage estimate on behalf of Goodyear has yet to be reported."
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Message: 16/46 Posted Author
ISLINGTON HORROR Thu Jun 08 GNN
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< GNN Europe >
< Screaming headlines, accompanied by a full splash picture: Thomas Houseman,
in his armor, impaled through the chest by a metal rod on a torn up street.
James Houseman V, kneeling before him, head lowered, hands covering his face.
All around them, destruction, horror, fire, the ruins of the Noiz Machine. >
Hundreds are injured and several police officers are dead this evening in the
aftermath of a Maverick attack in the London suburb of Islington. The attack,
targeting the government safehouse that James Houseman V was being held in,
took place late Wednesday night.
The attack was apparently led once again by Sigma himself. The strike saw the
deployment of the large sonic mechanaloid used during the final battle against
Ra Moon, as well as several notorious Maverick operatives.
At the peak of the battle, Thomas Houseman arrived to assist allied forces in
battling the Mavericks. However, Thomas was deceived by holographic subterfuge
and was killed by Sigma in a gory display. Shortly afterward, the Mavericks
fled the scene in the face of reinforcements.
James Houseman V was not injured in the attack. His current whereabouts are
classified for his own protection.
< Punditry. And how. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/47 Posted Author
Protoman 'Not An Imminent Threat' Thu Jun 08 GNN
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< GNN -- Story gets partially drowned out by the Houseman killing >
In a speech in the Rose Garden early this morning, President Seers spoke to the
public about the alleged arch-traitor Protoman.
"This office has received evidence that Protoman was being forced against his
will to serve Ra Moon," Seers said. "Ra Moon exploited vulnerabilities in
Protoman's existing code to bend him to his will, and then compelled him to
act against American interests. Despite this overwhelming power, Protoman
worked to resist Ra Moon's control and was a critical part of the defeat of Ra
Moon at Tora Bora."
Seers claimed that Doctor Light had 'compelling evidence' of this tampering and
had presented it to him and the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Agreement was reached
that concluded based on the steps Doctor Light had already taken that Protoman
no longer posed an imminent threat to the safety of the United States of
America.
"I encourage other leaders around the world to recognize the bravery and
personal sacrifice of Protoman during this last incident," Seers said. "I have
signed a pardon for Protoman to finally completely expunge his criminal
record, so that he may finally freely enjoy the privileges that come with
being an American citizen."
Other world leaders have reacted in a lukewarm way to Seers' statements. A
spokesperson for the United Nations stated that any judgment on the Protoman
matter would be withheld until Doctor Light presented his evidence to them.
Internally, Seers' statements have touched off a firestorm of controversy in
the Congress. Marvin Thackery (D-AL) has been among the loudest detractors of
the "amnesty for a mad-dog killer", claiming that "once again, the Maverick
Hunters are able to kill, steal and rampage at will, and the United States
does nothing to stop it ... the [Seers] adminstration has done nothing to
check the excesses of this extra-legal insurgent group."
< Punditry. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/48 Posted Author
Thomas Houseman Mourned Thu Jun 08 GNN
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Informal memorial services were held this morning for Thomas Houseman across
London. The services, primarily led by Roundheads, took the form of
unauthorized parades through the streets of men bearing the red-and-blue flag
of Oliver Cromwell alongside the Union Jack. Non-Roundhead citizens from all
walks of life also took part in the parades, some as spectators, many as
active participants.
"Thomas was a good boy," said a Briton in his early 40s who asked not to be
identified. "He was fighting the good fight against the crooks and the
Mavericks and all of them. Somebody had to stand up and fight. Maybe now we'll
get some action from Downing Street on it."
No arrests were made during the parades, though several groups of loiterers
were dispersed by police when they seemed poised to commit disturbances.
A candlelight vigil will be held on Friday at St. Mary's in Islington for
Thomas Houseman and the police officers killed during Sigma's Wednesday attack.
Thomas Houseman will be interred in an undisclosed location at an undisclosed
time, much like his father, to prevent disturbances. In lieu of flowers,
donations may be made in Thomas Houseman's name to the United Kingdom's
Maverick War Widows and Orphans Fund.
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/49 Posted Author
Chaos in Brazil Thu Jun 08 GNN
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"The Replitech Reploid factory in Eastern Brazil is now a burning ruin today,
as the first strike of the now-committed terrorist group Neo Arcadia reduced
it to a horrible wreck. Vicious 'Commander' Elpizo was seen outside battling
welcome support in the form of the Irregulars Compass Man and pirate princess
Tron Bonne, deploying from their aerial vehicles, as they forced the commander
into a retreat covered by a large ape.
However, a Neo Arcadian group penetrated the production line and engaged
dangerous Maverick Boomer Kuwanger <<footage here of Francine McDonald
fighting Boomer>> and set explosives, tearing through the facility. No
survivors have been reported thus far. It seems to be the beginning of the
campaign of destruction and terror against robotic life-forms that the new Neo
Arcadian army will wreak."
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Message: 16/50 Posted Author
Sydney Historical District Attack Fri Jun 09 GNN
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< GNN >
Hundreds are dead and thousands are injured after a sudden Robot Master attack
in Sydney's historical district on Thursday night. The attack, led by Dr. Wily
himself from the "Quint Blimp", was focused on causing collateral damage and
injuring civilians.
The centerpiece of the attack was an abortive bombing of the Sydney Opera
House. Repliforce and Maverick Hunter units assisted the Australian Defense
Forces (ADF) in fighting back the Robot Masters. Many of them were brought
offline, though all were expected to escape via drone retrieval or through
energy ring transmission.
Most troubling about the attack was that several Robot Masters appeared to have
augmented capabilities. The Robot Masters Cut Man and Tomahawk Man underwent
transformations to show them in new, dangerous modes. These transformations
are expected to have been powered by Force Metal.
The historical district has been shut down by the military while it is secured.
Traffic has been re-routed around the area. Normal business is not expected to
resume in the historical district until next week. The opera house suffered
explosive damage to its interior, but has been judged structurally sound.
Repairs are set to begin immediately.
Doctor Wily remains at large.
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/51 Posted Author
World Opinion Mixed On Protoman Fri Jun 09 GNN
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< Bundled with the Australia story. >
General opinion of the Protoman situation across the world is mixed. Above the
Rio Grande, Americans and Canadians are generally cool toward Protoman. 65%
believe that some kind of mind control was involved in Protoman's betrayal of
the allies, with the majority of those favoring the mind control claim being
humans. Throughout Mexico and South America, only a third of those polled
believe the mind control hypothesis.
Britons, having a strong affiliation with Repliforce, tended to believe that
Protoman acted alone in working for the Destroyer: 59% did not believe the
mind control hypothesis. Throughout the rest of Europe, knowledge of the
betrayal was more limited, and reliable poll results were not available.
Africans generally believed Protoman was being mind controlled, citing the Wily
experience as their primary reason. 82% agreed with the statement "Any robot
can be reprogrammed to do anything." This sentiment was shared generally
through the Middle East.
Russians were almost evenly split on the matter; the margin of error in the
poll indicate they generally could go either way based on further
investigation. Indians were indifferent to the situation, answering "Don't
Know" in the greatest numbers (35%). This contrasts with the Pacific Rim
where, especially in Japan, public opinion is very sympathetic to Protoman.
74% of Japanese citizens believe that Protoman was being controlled by an
outside force.
Australians generally did not believe Protoman was being controlled: 70% did
not believe the mind control hypothesis, and over half of those polled favored
that Protoman should be decommissioned as a precautionary measure in any event.
< Punditry. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/52 Posted Author
This Sunday! Fri Jun 09 GNN
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<This...Is GNN.>
"This is Bill Rourke, coming to you with a very special Rourke Zone. Protoman
betrayed the world. He joined with the Destroyer, took up arms against his
world, and killed two innocent human police officers in the line of duty. The
US State Department has assured us that the Maverick Hunters have agreed to
follow the law in this avenue. To comment on the treachery of Protoman is none
other than Maverick Hunter Special 0 Class Zero, Maverick Hunter high command.
What exactly do the Hunters plan to /do/ with Protoman? Will he be turned over
to authorities? Will he be destroyed? Or will the Maverick Hunters keep this
criminal alive? Tune in this Sunday, at 3 PM EST, to find out. The world is
watching."
<End.>
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Message: 16/53 Posted Author
New Jet Movie! Fri Jun 09 GNN
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<The following starts being shown on the Internet and movie previews alike.>
The screen is black with nothing on it. Quietly, the announcer speaks.
"Critics have been saying for years that Jet's roles have had him tight cast,
his facial expressions lacking and his mannerism to lifeless. This July, he'll
take those comments to heart and show you a new face."
Suddenly with a twenty-something man is shown from the waist up against a
white backdrop. He's got a decent build and the face and hair style similar to
that of Mark McGrath. The man looks down, then back up to the camera before
offering with Jet's voice, "So, this is what having ACTUAL balls feels like."
The announcer speaks again. "From the director of 'Three Reploids and a Baby'
and 'There's something about MA-23', a movie about a Stingray..." Shot of Jet
walking down the sidewalk as a reploid. "...A girl...." Cue random human
Hollywood starlet walking down the sidewalk in the opposite direction as Jet.
Jet watches her as she goes by and continues to watch her until he walks into
a lamp post and falls over. "...And what some people are willing to do to get
the Girl of Their Dreams."
Switch to 'reploid' Jet being strapped to a table with an odd helmet which has
wires connected to 'human' Jet in classic Mad Science style. A guy that looks
different from Dr. Wily JUST enough to avoid a lawsuit flips a switch causing
lots of special effects to go down as well as going into a series of clips.
First is one of 'Human' Jet talking with a human friend about rules of the
bathroom, the second one is about 'Human' Jet making mistakes about being a
reploid to the love interest and making wacky/lame excuses to cover up for it
and finally human Jet trying to fight a Maverick reploid with resulting in him
getting beatdown in the classic comedic style as the announcer says "Relearn
why love hurts in..." Cue title of 'To Err is Human'. "To Err is Human."
Cue to Human Jet farting and sniffing the air, looking confused as all get out
while the starlet just gives him a glare. As the announcer finishes with
"...July 2219."
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Message: 16/54 Posted Author
Gimialla Mines - Giga City: Attack Sat Jun 10 GNN
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<GNN>
"The Robot Masters were up to their old tricks once again yesterday, as
the Whale Sub surfaced in Giga City, not too far from the Gimialla Mines. Many
drones such as mets and joes flooded into the area of the mine shortly after,
followed by Wood Man, Slash Man, Hard Man, as well as Enker. There were
reports of Shadow Man as well, but those who reported him would like to remain
anonymous.
The Robot Masters were after a single thing, Force Metal, the mets
mining with their pick axes, as well as the joes stopping the course of the
mechanaloids which are used to mine the many different shafts in the Gimialla
mine. However, shortly after the appearance of the Robot Masters, help had
arrived in numerous accounts in the form of Irregulars, Repliforcers, and even
Hunters. Ferham and Epsilon were spotted in the air, along with Storm Owl and
Singularity Shrike, including Prismatic Spider and Masked Lion as well.
Epsilon seemed to stay to the air when the rest hurried inwards down the mine
shafts in an attempt to stop the Robot Masters from retrieving the precious
ore.
In a heated battle, many of the drones were deactivated, littering the
mine shaft, as well as a good amount of Robot Masters which committed the
attack. Many of the mechanaloids and guards remained unharmed, but the amount
of Force Metal they had gotten away with is uncertain for the moment. However,
no matter the amount nothing good may come of it."
<This... Was GNN>
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Message: 16/55 Posted Author
Scrap Iron City Attack! Sat Jun 10 GNN
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<GNN!>
"...and so we move on to a minor attack today, on the Kansas City district
called Scrap Iron City. A large ape-man attacked, destroying cars and causing
property damage, when the Repliforce soldier called Red came to stop him. The
ensuing battle was high in collateral damage, but there were, thankfully, no
deaths. The monster was left buried under a pile of rubble."
"However! When rescue and police agents arrived on the scene, with volunteer
Umbrella employees ready with first aid for any wounded, they discovered,
after helping secure all bystanders, that the rubble covered nothing! Umbrella
denied all connection."
OOC: Ask Red or Monolith.
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Message: 16/56 Posted Author
Aussie Airport Attacked Sun Jun 11 GNN
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< GNN >
A Maverick attack on an airport near Flindlers Ranges, Australia on Saturday
killed ten ADF power armor soldiers and caused six others to be captured. The
attack focused on destroying airport property and aircraft, and is said to
have done millions of zenny in damage to the facilities.
Maverick Hunter Signas, accompanied by the Gunslinger ride armor, assisted ADF
forces in driving back the attack. The helpful response of the Maverick
Hunters, combined with an effective ground evacuation plan, is credited with
preventing any civilian casualties.
The six soldiers who were captured are being treated as dead by the ADF. Their
names are not being released publically for reasons of national security.
"These brave men and women are no doubt being tortured and experimented on by
Maverick scientists," according to a statement released by the ADF. "We assure
the Mavericks that we have never had a policy of taking prisoners, and we will
continue to exterminate you with the utmost vigor."
< Punditry. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/57 Posted Author
NA Rally Falls Flat In London Sun Jun 11 GNN
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< GNN >
A Neo Arcadian rally in eastern London on Sunday afternoon was widely believed
to have been "ineffective", according to observers. The rally, featuring a
haphazard pyrotechnic display followed by a short statement by terrorist
leader Elpizo, was unauthorized and caused traffic disruption in the area for
several hours afterward while the rubble from the display was dealt with.
Elpizo invoked the memory of deceased local folk hero Thomas Houseman in his
statements. "[He was] a an who sought to make his life better. One who did not
support the onslaught of the oppressive machine ... Thomas Houseman died
trying to defend your country from a reploid [Sigma]! A reploid that can
infect every single reploid to do its bidding! How can you trust something so
sporadic?"
Londoners were "unimpressed" with the presentation. A Roundhead named 'Jack'
found the presentation "insulting. Just bloody insulting. Elpizo and his
***hole boys have been skulking around, picking up our fringe elements ever
since Thomas hit the ground. If I hear one more motherf***ing word about
'human unity' out of those brownshirt boys of his, I'll go upside their heads.
Fascists, the lot of them. Thomas spent his life fighting that element. Now
look at what we get. Pissing all over his name."
< Punditry. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/58 Posted Author
Masters Attack Railroad! Mon Jun 12 GNN
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< GNN >
The Robot Masters struck the Japanese maglev system Sunday evening, causing
disruption to commuter traffic across the country. Officials believe that the
disruption will be addressed by Tuesday's rush hour commute, but thousands of
Japanese citizens will need to find alternative travel options on Monday.
The Robot Masters were opposed by a mixed force of Irregulars and Hunters, who
dispatched the Robot Masters while taking significant damage.
About twenty pieces of rail were taken during the raid. Their intended use is
unknown.
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/59 Posted Author
I Want Candy Mon Jun 12 GNN
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"Our top story today...
A candy emporium on Manhattan Island was the site of serious fighting, as an
unknown Neo Arcadian agent was seen tampering with various products. However,
before anyone could stop him, criminal priate Bon Bonne, egged on by Guts Man,
arrived to fight the Arcadian. In a battle of strange candy-shaped explosives
against the mechanical fist of Bon, the pirate emerged triumphant. Following
this, Scitech XO Eugene Chaud made an appearence and forced both to leave, the
Arcadian having since fled. The shop was severely wrecked but no lives were
lost."
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Message: 16/60 Posted Author
Confusing Rally! Mon Jun 12 GNN
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<Able City News>
"A Rally by Maverick General Storm Eagle threatened to turn violent when Robot
Masters Wood Man, Magnet Man, and Slash Man tried to frame an attack on the
Coalition from Repliforce midspeech. Despite tensions and attempts to the
contrary, no fighting erupted between Coalition and Repliforce forces but the
Robot Masters were in for a beating as both Coalition and Repliforce gatherers
chased off the Robot Masters as the trick was revealed."
"'It's nice to see the two groups working together for our protection instead
of against each other,' One anonymous source offered."
"'Maaan! The Robot Masters have totally sweet spray paint style, dig?'
Spraypaint Artist Fo'Rizzle added."
"The City Council remarked they were pleased of both organization's handling of
the situation and encourage more work along this venue."
<punditry>
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Message: 16/61 Posted Author
Consolidated Arms Attacked! Tue Jun 13 GNN
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<This...Is GNN.>
"There was terror in Russia today, as a large group of Mavericks attacked an
arms warehouse near Moscow. Tens of thousands of zenny in weapons and
ammunition were taken! Repliforcers Ring Redwing and Singularity Shrike, as
well as STARS officer Dash, arrived at the scene, to stop them. The Maverick
who was apparently in charge was disabled, and taken away by his subordinates
after they dropped a prisoner from their transport, forcing the Repliforce to
save him. In other news..."
<OOC: Questions to Attila.>
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Message: 16/62 Posted Author
Expedition Lost? Wed Jun 14 GNN
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*GNN Nightly News*
"....and in other reports, the Expedition launched last week to investigate
disturbances on the Atlantic Ocean Floor has officially been announced
'missing' due to two days of radio silence, as well as the failure of GPS
tracking devices in their submersible craft. Assorted private organizations
have been contacted in efforts to launch a rescue, though representatives have
declined to specify."
"And in totally unrelated news, Starbee Tuna has announced it's new Soylent
line of canned fish...."
OOC: Find out what happened to the expedition this Thursday, see the Scene
Announcement Boards.
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Message: 16/63 Posted Author
Submarine Stolen Wed Jun 14 GNN
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<GNN>
"Today, from a base in the Northeast of the United States, a Submarine
was stolen, being known as a regular submarine, one that is fully functional.
It was said that the guards were able to knock out the ability of it to
submerge, but unable to stop the engine. People are still skeptical from the
initial report. However, the job done was linked to Yakuza.
Yesterday, they had tried to do the exact same heist, but was foiled,
so they had tried it again. Two of the known Yakuza members were on scene, as
well as an Irregular named Chronoton Duck. However, even with the aid in
trying to throw the Yakuza off the submarine, the Irregular did not succeed,
retreating before being felled.
The Submarine for now had disappeared from radar, and any reports on
where it may be would be very helpful. However, if the Yakuza had truly taken
it, this reporter thinks that it may be harder to find now. The base which the
submarine was stolen from has stepped up guard duty, many taking double
shifts, and longer hours."
<This... Was GNN>
<OOC: Contact Kim Takushi if there are any question>
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Message: 16/64 Posted Author
Expedition Found Fri Jun 16 GNN
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<This is... GNN!>
"The expedition that was announced to have been missing, along with a
Coast Guard Rescue Unit, has been located by Repliforce and the Maverick
Hunters. Their official statement follows."
Prismatic Spider is seen, dried up and cleaned, fresh from the scene.
"The disturbences were apparently being caused by a secret laboratory owned by
the infamous criminal Doctor Psyche. With the assistance of the Maverick
Hunters, we located the missing people. Unfortunately, none of them were able
to be recovered, Doctor Psyche's defensive systems having apparently caused
the casualties. Our condolences go out to the families and friends of those
lost. We confronted the Doctor, who was thought to have perished during the
invasion of Ra Moon, as well as several criminal elements that he was
associated with that were likely attracted to the distress beacon. We were,
however, unable to apprehend him, as the complex began to collapse upon his
apparent revival. We would like to remind you that Doctor Psyche is an
extremely dangerous individual. If you see him, please do not try to apprehend
him yourself, and inform your nearest local Repliforce unit. Thank you."
The newsman reappears. "So there you have it! And now for the
weather..."
<This was... GNN!>
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Message: 16/65 Posted Author
News Briefs Tue Jun 20 GNN
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SEERS APPROVAL RATING DOWN; MIDTERM TROUBLE?
President Dion Seers' approval rating has slid since the end of the alien
crisis, now hovering between 60 and 62 percent. During the month of May, Seers
enjoyed a nearly 85 percent approval rating, but has since taken political
damage from his controversial pardon of Blues "Protoman" Light. Political
opponents have used the cozy relationship the administration has developed
with the Maverick Hunters to make claims of corruption. A slowing economy and
continuing troubles overseas have also softened Seers' approval numbers. With
mid-term elections approaching in November, political observers have commented
that the opposition may take control of Congress.
AUSTRALIA STANDS FIRM AGAINST TERROR
Prime Minister Lauchlan Cooper spoke on Monday about the increased presence of
hostile forces in and around Australia. "We will not be cowed into
submission," said Cooper, "and we will not submit to terrorists or thugs. We
have been struck by cowards, but we stand strong against them. Each time, we
drive them back, and the time will come when we extinguish them for good."
Cooper also awarded the six soldiers believed to have been captured by the
Mavericks posthumous awards for valor and gallantry in defending the Flinders
Ranges airport.
COMMODITY PRICES RISE
Speculation in the commodity markets have driven up the costs of numerous types
of industrial materials by a margin of nearly 33% since the beginning of June.
Products such as titanium and various organic plastics have been the most
impacted by the price hikes. These materials are commonly used in robotic
construction, and are being speculated upward by investors concerned about
terrorist attacks against them. The WTO is investigating potential illegal
price gouging by numerous firms.
MERCENARY JOB MARKET "BOOMING"
Increased Maverick activity in the United Kingdom and in Australia has created
a shortfall in security personnel. The unlikely beneficiaries of this
international turmoil, according to labor experts, are mercenaries. While some
are self-employed, many of these individuals have started formal businesses to
take advantage of health care and retirement packages. Lobbyists for the
mercenary industry are pushing for a formal recognition of the "adventurer"
career in secondary school career counseling tests.
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/66 Posted Author
The Rain Institute Thu Jun 22 GNN
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Minor news reports show that a new non-profit organization has sprung up,
mainly in the good ol' US of A, named the Rain Institute. It's been
disseminating information on Umbrella, and what little is known publically
about them - focusing very much on the negative. Pictures of biomonsters are
included from the Hunter raid on Umbrella to retrieve Doctor Cossack all those
months ago. Its motto is 'Because the Umbrella is full of holes.'
Clever, yeah.
OOC: Investigate? Help? Do whatever? ASk Auto!
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Message: 16/67 Posted Author
RMs Attack Sydney, Are Defeated Fri Jun 23 GNN
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< GNN >
Tens are dead and hundreds have been wounded today in a Robot Master attack in
Sydney. The Robot Masters attacked Sydney's business district, causing
considerable collateral damage and injury. ADF forces were joined by Maverick
Hunters and Repliforce units that acted bravely to drive off the attackers. At
least one ride armor was deployed to restore order, believed to be the
"Eagle". The Robot Masters Color Man, Centaur Man and Tomahawk Man were
involved.
This attack joins many others over the past weeks in Australia, perpetrated by
both Robot Masters and Mavericks. An alliance between the terrorist groups has
apparently been reached in order to cause severe damage to the continental
nation.
The ADF issued a short statement about the attack, reiterating its commitment
to defeating the enemies of democracy by any means necessary.
< Punditry. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/68 Posted Author
RM Attack Not A Novelty Sat Jun 24 GNN
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< GNN >
Hundreds of thousands of zenny in property damage was caused today by a Robot
Master attack in Seattle. The attack focused on the Archie McPhee
Superwarehouse and appeared to be a conventional supply raid. Numerous Robot
Masters and Wily drone support were involved. Pharaoh Man, the recently
augmented Sword Man, Magnet Man, Fire Man and Gate Man were allegedly present.
The attack was deflected by the Irregular team of Clock Man and Oil Man, as
well as the Maverick Hunter Alpha, Red of Red Alert, and local Greymalkin
Arsenal PMC support. There was no civilian loss of life, and despite intense
battling, collateral damage was contained to a relatively small area.
McPhee's expects to reopen by midweek.
< Punditry. >
OOC: Leo
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Message: 16/39 Posted Author
Your Local Superhero League Sun Jun 25 GNN
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<Righteous Acquiantance Logo on an American Flag.>
Steel Massimo's voice comes over. "The United States, a wonderful democratic
country at the height of society!" Massimo appears over the flag, pointing his
finger at the screen. "And this is your time to bring something to that
society!" There a mighty flex and then a montage of Mac, Massimo, Prismatic,
Shield, and Suploid fighting crime, not Mavericks, just general Yakuza and
crime. It ends back on Massimo, still flexing. "Using donations from generous
benefactors, the Righteous Acquiantances will be setting up crime watch
programs in cities with lots of people and crime!" He shows a chart of the
United States and points to dots over New York and San Angeles and Chicago.
"With a small background check, anyone can be a local hero! A hero doesn't have
to fight crime with their fists, they can do their part in the community, look
out for suspicious activity, report crimes, or even just host the local school
carpool!" Montage of happy humans and reploids doing their part and having
huge smiles on their face. "Each center will be led by a Senior Righteous
Acquiantance!" Show Massimo driving a school bus.
"But the kids can help too! Each center will host a local Junior Righteous
Acquaintance youth group for after school activity, weekend activity, and
crime prevention classes! Each Junior Righteous Acquaintance group will be led
by other Junior Righteous Acquaintance members! You too can aspire to be a
Massimo Scout!" Montage of kids of all races, cyborgnetics, and hair styles
playing basketball, bowling, and doing their homework.
"Remember, Reploids and humans alike are welcome and we encourage local
Acquiantances to get involved with their government! America is a country for
the people, by the people, and only you can help that!" He points at the
screen and flexes again. "THE POWER IS YOURS!"
<OOC: Comments, questions, you think this post is stupid? See Massimo>
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Message: 16/40 Posted Author
Daring Rescue At Sea Mon Jun 26 GNN
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"...the survey also concluded that nine out of ten scientists think
Force Metal is for retards."
"In other news, four people are dead as a Oceana Resarch Corporation
submarine was attacked by Mavericks deep under the surface of the Atlantic.
The exact motive for the attack is unknown at this time, however the distress
call was responded to by STARS agent Max Armour, Repliforce soldier Tornado
Drake, and a member of the Irregulars, Oil Man. Details of the undersea battle
is sketchy, however there was one survivor from the research submarine. Dr.
Jason Anderson was brought into Repliforce custody for medical treatment and
is reported to be in good shape."
OOC: Vile.
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Message: 16/41 Posted Author
Pirate Raid at Fred's Club! Wed Jun 28 GNN
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This is GNN!
"Good evening, I'm Anchor Ape. In our top story, an attack by the Bonne family
pirates on a Pennsylvania Fred's Club was apparently foiled by vigilantes
yesterday evening. Nervous Gnu is on the scene to provide an eyewitness
report."
*shoot to Nervous Gnu standing in front of a warehouse-type store with the
words 'Fred's Club' emblazoned across, a massive hole in the wall, and
approximately a mile of police tape strung about* "Thanks, Anchor! The Bonne
pirates arrived and began looting the place! Mostly it seemed like they were
stocking up on snack foods and frozen goods. Not long after, however, the
sound of shooting came from inside and a Bonne machine left outside seemingly
started itself and launched itself into the building! *inset photo of Teisel's
Blitzkrieg going through the wall* This reporter tried to observe the fight
going on inside, but...it's kinda hard from a half-mile away. Er, anyway, not
long after the green machine came right back out, followed by one of the
Righteous Acquaitances! *inset of Grisha looking like he a run-in with an
apple press* Bon Bonne came a moment later *inset of Bon with a bloody fist
and two one-ton bags of coffee*, and the Bonnes escaped in their flying
machines. Finally, an unidentified individual emerged *inset of Solo* but left
before this reporter could ask for an interview! Instead, here are some
eyewitness accounts from...er, eyewitnesses!"
"It was awful! That big man was yelling and waving around a pistol and those
little yellow men were taking everything!"
"Explosions everywhere, man! Laser guns! Ninja swordfighting! Totally awesome!"
"Grah, I had JUST set up that display for twenty-gallon jugs of cranberry
juice! Some people are SO inconsiderate!"
"Hey...do you think they'd sell me this can of peas at a discount? It got
dented..."
"Yes, well, there you have it. Miraculously, no bystanders were seriously
injured, although the inside of the store was totally demolished. Back to you,
Anchor."
*back to the studio* "Thank you, Nervous. Next up, a panel on analysts will
debate the likelihood of creating a doomsday device from potato chips, frozen
pizzas, and an ungodly amount of coffee grounds as well as how yesterday's
incident will affect Teisel Bonne's standing on the list of Evil's Most
Eligible Bachelors. Until then..."
This is GNN!
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Message: 16/42 Posted Author
Belated Rumors! Wed Jun 28 GNN
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"...was quoted as saying,
"RESTRAININGORDERSMEANNOTHINGTOMEIWILLEATYOURKIDSBURNTOTHEGROUND". Storm Owl
was unavailable for comment. And Fat."
"In other news, rumors pouring out of the Rocky Mountains indicate that the
mad Dr. Wily, international terrorist and deluded maniac... may have lost his
will for good. Conflicting reports state that he was defeated and spared in
shame in an epic cane duel, that his mind had been shattered by the sheer
force of justice, or that his mustache has been cut off."
"The First Church of Bass was quick to issue a statement indicating these
rumors to be nothing more than heresy, and they promised inquisitions. The
Robot Masters themselves have had no official comment, but reports indicate
Dr. Wily to be "angry" and "unhappy". Some even claim he's sounding
"despondent" and "depressed" to the point of "tears" ".""
"The incident apparently took place at the behest of Dr. Light, the norse god
Odin, and for all intensive purposes is shrouded in mystery. Detailed reports
did come to light... but they were confusing and dismissed by exports. Storm
Owl was unavailable for comment."
"In other news..."
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Message: 16/43 Posted Author
FV in Friendly Skies Once Again Wed Jun 28 GNN
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In other news, Repliforce held a press conference to announce the
repairs of the Fortress V, which was damaged and nearly destroyed in Giga City
by Ra Moon and his evil forces. A Repliforce spokesmech said that with it once
again in the skies, Repliforce's ability to deploy troops and create a
fortified defense in any location is greatly enhanced. The spokesmech added
that the first priority is to help with the relief and rebuilding of China,
which suffered greatly at the hands of Ra Moon.
OOC: Owl.
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Message: 16/44 Posted Author
Robot Masters Attack Again Thu Jun 29 GNN
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<GNN!>
A reporter is reading from a paper at her desk. "...Thus breaking the world
record for the largest cookie ever baked.."
The reporter shuffles papers and clears her throat. "In other news, a Robot
Master raid was repelled by Repliforce personel in northern California late
last night. Gate Man, Gyro Man, Gravity Man, Enker and what is best described
as a color-shifting Giant Met crashed a shuttle into a Repliforce storage
warehouse and began looting the place. Repliforce personel Hi-Max, Shield
Shellfish, and Munitions Ifrit responded to this event. While our news crews
could not get too close due to Maveric Hunter barricades, they did catch sight
of Gravity Man and Gyro Man retreating from the scene into what we assume is
their transport shuttle which was still inside the warehouse. The Giant Met
was defeated by Hi-Max, and our news crew has reported seeing Shield Shellfish
defeating Enker. ... A spokesman for Repliforce was unavailable at the time,
although it is only assumed that the Robot Masters may have had an ulterior
motive for their attack."
More paper shuffling, and the reporter mumbles something about the Robot
Masters being old hat. "Lets move on to sports with Athletics Tiger.."
</GNN!>
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