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Message: 17/5 Posted Author
Bounty Wed Jan 04 Dr. Psyche
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A bounty of 10 Million Zenny has been placed on Duo.EXE, with an anonymous
sponsor. Apparently, if someone can show proof they have killed the program,
they will be contacted immediatly for electronic transfer.
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Message: 17/6 Posted Author
The Anti-Virus Sun Jan 08 Signas
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A little note is up on the Tartarus boards.
"I keel you, Sig-er-ma, I keel you so bad that you bleed all over and whimper
quietly. I keel you until you can't be keeled anymore. If you're Bald enough
to dare face me then I'll fight you in the arena, nobody helping me and nobody
helping you. Just you and me beating the ever loving hell out of each other."
~ Signas
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Message: 17/7 Posted Author
Cat Rental Services Tue Jan 17 Crystal Man
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A new criminal enterprise has opened. Those with criminal contacts will hear of
it quickly.
'Crystal Cat Rental - For All Your Public Villain Needs!'
Essentially, it's a cat rental service, specializing in yawning persians,
glaring siamese and other such in-demand breeds of Villain Lap Cat. It's said
that the Robot Master Crystal Man is running it. However, it does not
discriminate by faction, belief or, indeed, /anything/. ('Yes, Elpizo, we will
provide you and Wesker with cats, too!' is often tagged on the end of the
pitches from various contacts.)
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Message: 17/1 Posted Author
TnAV: TERROR IN TARTARUS! Wed Apr 12 Tron Bonne
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-Ultra Octopus appears, wailing in sadness and weeping copious amounts of
tears.-
"Tragedy, sports fans! TRAGEDY!"
"Tonight's main even, Teisel Bonne versus Lumine became a TRAGEDY! Even
I, the great Lord of Octopi, must weep in sorrow... ...the Bonnes, breaking
the rules of the Arena, attacked Lumine in mass! Teisel's Ride Armor was
really a shell piloted by a Bonne Joe, and Teisel appeared in a new Ride
Armor... which we think was called the Blitzkrieg, and he, his cowardly
sister, and the little punk Bon all attacked Lumine!"
"If it wasn't for our glorious co-proprieter, Vile, he would have been
alone! But... that isn't all, folks..."
"Tron Bonne, the #@$^&, detonated a bomb in the Arena after the Bonnes
fled the fight, having hidden it inside the shell of Teisel's Ride Armor, The
Bruno!" More tears. Its beginning to rise up to camera level. "Not only
that... but it was a DIRTY BOMB! ...The damage to the Arena means we're going
to be closed for at least a week, and the Securitat order that all civilians
avoid the Arena." Sniffle, "Because of the Force Metal Contamination they have
to clean up." Snort.
"No lives were lost, thanks to the Arena's shield and the glorious
Lumine saving our proprietor from the FILTHY BONNE TRICKS!"
"This is Ultra Octopus, wishing you... the FIGHT OF YOUR LIVES!"
WAAAAIL!
Ultra whispers, "...normal TnAV will be preempted by 24 hour softcore
porn until the restoration of the Arena."
-Blip-
"Oh, Vile... your helmet is so... bii..."
-signal off!-
-+-+ The Lego Queen Cometh! +-+-+ Tron Bonne! +-+-
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Message: 17/2 Posted Author
The Bonnes Wed Apr 12 Vile
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The Bonnes have been, of course, banned from Tartarus by Vile for
"Cheating Badly". Ultra Octopus has promised that the Sheol Pits will be back
as soon as possible, and when they do, they'll be 'seventeen times more
awesome than before'. He's probably exaggerating, though. It'll only be like
ten or eleven times.
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\/ | | VILE
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Message: 17/1 Posted Author
Open Challenge Mon Jun 26 Hard Man
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Word going around is that Hard Man Wily, the famed Robot Master wrestler, is
looking for challengers. He has issued an open challenge to anyone, and
everyone. He wants to fight, and he doesn't care when. Name the time, and
he'll find a way to be in Tartarus to give you the fight of your life.
(OOC Stuff: Contact Hardo via mush mail, AIM WhtStrykerTyger or YIM transfan1
to set up fights. I need RP!)
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