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Message: 18/102 Posted Author
Russian Government Collapses Wed Sep 01 Global News Network
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An armed group of disaffected Spetznaz soldiers and police executed a
blitzkrieg raid against the Russian Duma during a late night emergency
session. The soldiers, calling themselves the Socialist Liberation Army,
captured most of the Duma and drove off the security forces guarding them with
very few casualties, primarily due to the Socialist Liberation Army's use of
less-lethal weapons.
The captured Duma representatives were taken away to a hotel on the outskirts
of Russia which the armed group controls. Ransom demands to the families of
the captured Duma members are expected within the day. The Duma members who
may have managed to escape have alternately fled or gone into hiding, making
an accounting of how many government officials the Socialist Liberation Army
has in their custody uncertain.
Other armed groups have responded by taking their own hostages or seizing
territory across Russia. Additionally, megacorporations which operate in
Russia have been rumored to be making deals with cities and larger
metropolitan services to maintain order until a new government returns
stability to the country.
Neighboring nations in Asia have stepped up their security measures in
anticipation of the unrest spreading toward their borders. An official UN
statement is expected within hours.
< Punditry commences. >
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
Catholic Church Calls For Calm Wed Sep 01 Global News Network
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< Regional news: >
The Catholic Church released a statement today through its press office
denouncing the wave of civil unrest which has shook the world for most of the
summer. The Church, having recently begun building a new headquarters in Rio
de Janerio, Brazil, has remained silent on most issues ever since the
assassination of the Pope earlier in the year.
"We must look to God to steer us through these trying times," Archbishop
Guiseppe Fernandez of Rio said, in an address broadcast over the Vatican's
Internet presence, as well as their basic telecom channel, Vatican TV. "His
grace saw us through the darkest hours of this long, hard summer, and He will
guide us through to a brighter day. However, we must stop fighting each other
and rediscover our love for each other. It is through our love for our fellow
man that God works through us."
Deliberations over a new Pope continue in an undisclosed location. The exiled
Vatican administration claims that this is being done to make a Maverick
strike against the Church leadership more difficult, though some in the Church
-- speaking off the record -- find the situation uncomfortable.
>> OOC: Contact Leo for more information.
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Message: 18/100 Posted Author
MORE COMMERCIALS OMG Wed Sep 01 Global News Network
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*This message has been brought to you by Light Labs.*
Iris open to Dr. Light, smileing and petting Tango. "Hell, friends. I'm glad
you have all liked Light Soda so much-now with new flavors like Axl Orange
Cream, Alpha Vanilla and Chocolate, Liese Schreiner Sports Drink, Jazzberry,
Sonata Root Beer, and Shaunybear's Happy Good Time Melon Soda." Light
continues to smile, holding up a box. "But, Light Labs wants to do its part to
help the turmoil around the world. Which is why I'm presenting you, people of
the world, with a chance to show evildoers exactly how you feel."
Light holds upen the box-showing donuts shaped like the heads of Dr. Wily,
Sigma, Sheena, Dr. Doppler, Bass...and is that an Elpizo stuck down there?
Hard to tell. Hey, Quint flavored! "All profits from these tasty treats go to
aid for the chaos in Russia and South America. So.." Light picks up a Wily
donut. "Take a bite out of evil!"
Light bites on the Wily-headed donut, spilling a little vanilla cream. He
winks, and gives a thumbs up to the camera. Iris out.
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Message: 18/101 Posted Author
Africa: Another Look Wed Sep 01 Global News Network
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<<A GNN Special, one of those wartime things. Royal Yaksman appears, standing
in a calm plaza in what appears to be Casablanca. He smiles at the camera."
"Good evening. Royal Yaksman reporting live from Wily Africa, in the heart of
the empire. Behind me, you can see the headquarters of Wily International.
Much has been made of the Doctor's rule of AFrica. We've all heard the horror
stories of oppression, torture and insanity. This reporter was sent to
investigate these claims, and has found something quite different." He walks a
few steps, passing a few average citizens. "The reality would seem to be,
suprisingly enough, that the Robot Masters are good rulers, in their own way.
Law and order has been much more strictly enforced in a region known for
turmoil and bloody civil wars. In just a short time, the death rate has
dropped almost fifty percent as random crimes and the outbreak of disease were
brought under control."
Now we cut to shots of various civil works projects in Wily Africa.
"Just ask any African citizen, and most of them won't tell you about the
supposed attacks by Robot Masters on their villages, or the brutality that
they supposedly suffered. Instead, they will be more likely to tell you about
the irrigation projects, massive farms, new housing developments and the
technological infrastructure that the Masters have put into place." Cut back
to the Yak, who is shaking his head. "The bottom line seems to be that the
Robot Masters have done far more good for this continent than any of us had
believed. This reporter, for one, is in shock. Indeed, my time here has left
me with one very suprising question about Africa.....
"Who IS destroying Africa? The Robot Masters? Or Repliforce? The RF
would tell us somethign very different from the African people, I promise you
that. From Africa, this is Royal Yaksman."
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Message: 18/102 Posted Author
Texas Independence Referendum Wed Sep 01 Global News Network
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< Regional news >
Voting began today throughout the state of Texas on a referendum on declaring
independence from the United States of America. The referendum, the first of
its kind in America, has gained political momentum in the state in light of
the instability of the United Nations.
Exit polls so far show the initiative has a broad base of support among the
electorate across both major parties. The voting will conclude on midnight
Friday, with the results available by 5 pm Dallas time.
< Punditry. >
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Russian Standoff Continues Wed Sep 01 Global News Network
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The majority of the Russian Duma continues to be in the hands of the Socialist
Liberation Army, encouraging other organizations to strike out in their own
way. Criminal gangs have caused major unrest throughout the cities of Moscow,
while more organized terrorist and organized crime groups are making their
moves to carve out new territory and settle old grievances.
Premier Nikoli Tonkov has declared a state of emergency throughout Russia,
authorizing the deployment of the armed forces to restore order. However,
large divisions of the armed forces have openly declared their intent not to
support Tonkov's regime any further, and have begun to fortify themselves in
their bases in expectation of reprisal strikes.
Megacorporations throughout Russia have begun to secure the national resource
infrastructure of the nation against terrorist attack or looting. The mixed
Reploid and human troops in the employ of various companies have, so far, been
able to prevent any major ecological catastrophe.
< Punditry. >
OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
Interpol Press Conference Thu Sep 02 Global News Network
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"A week after the confrontation in Seoul and the Rocky Mountains in the
United States against the Black SHIELD organization, Interpol has scheduled a
press conference for this Saturday in which they plan to give various
explanations and make an important announcement."
The screen changes to Arthur Maxwell, the Interpol spokesman, on the Press
Stand in the UN Plaza in Seoul. Usually he would make his announcements in the
press chamber inside the UN Building, but as it can be seen in the background,
it is currently inaccessible.
"All of us know that the world is eager to hear the whole truth about
Black SHIELD, the organization that controlled the United Nations from the
shadows and caused so much harm to the world during so many years. Now that we
are free from their schemes and conspiracies, it is time we look back towards
our work through all these years and think about what have we been fighting
for."
"What is Interpol supposed to do now? What is the fate of the United
Nations? How will the truth and the change affect the world? We must resume
our way from the ruins left behind by this massive conflict, yet we must make
clear the direction we will choose to advance towards. In order to do this, we
have organized a press conferece of great importance for this Saturday, at 4
PM Eastern time. I encourage people to attend or at least watch it and listen
to what we have to say. Thank you."
The screen changes back to the GNN central.
"Mr. Maxwell didn't give more details about this conference. It remains
scheduled as previously mentioned, and our news team will as always provide a
full coverage of it. In other news..."
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
The Show Must Go On Thu Sep 02 Global News Network
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****A GNN Entertainment Report****
"Despite the turmoil in the United States, the entertainment studios and
networks operating out of nuetral San Angeles have stated that the 'show'
MUST, and WILL go on. The POX corporation, working on a new deal with the
now-UN-liberated nation of the United States of America, are beginning
auditions for their renamed, revival broadcast of 'American Pop Sensation:'
based on a musical competition that was a cash cow for their parent network
back in the twenty-first century. The East Coast auditions are being held in
the Raven Dome in Baltimore, Maryland. Previous audition sessions have drawn
literally tens of thousands of competetors, many of whom have had to wait for
fifty consecutive hours or more for their chance in the spotlight. Those
singers that make it on to the next round are promised their fifteen
minutes... and more... until one Pop Sensation is chosen from all of the
potential auditioners in America. The doors to the Dome open at 6 AM tomorrow
morning, but Sensation hopefuls have been turned away at the gate since
earlier THIS morning, and are likely to start arriving in the city well into
the night. The stadium is making provisions to take care of those competetors
who may be spending multiple nights on cold stadium floors... all for their
chance, at the big time."
"POX reports that plans for a Houston, Texas, audtion, have, however, been
cancelled."
"With entertainment news, this is GNN."
(OOC: No, this is not going to go well. Grab Gemini Man if you have questions.)
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
Repliforce Press Conference Fri Sep 03 Global News Network
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<< As seen either Live, or played-back every other hour.. >>
The standard 'GNN' sigil appears, before shrinking into the background to be
replaced by a Repliforce Logo. The few, the proud, as it were. It too, shrinks
away, revealing a mostly rebuilt, minus visible weapons of any sort,
especially his wrist blasters. It appears to be held on the Skydeck of the
Fortress Five, a podium present in front of General in all his glory. The
clamor of reporters silences as General raises one hand for silence, before
beginning.
"The world.. has had the ill consequences of too many secrets."
Letting those words sink in for a moment, he continues. "The past days have
been intense, between members of the Repliforce, Interpol, and Maverick
Hunters working against the machinations of not only Black SHIELD, but those
who threaten world peace, and the stability. The greatest, most spiting
victory Black SHIELD -- an organization bent on nothing short but world
domination, represented in part by former Secretary-General Houseman, is one
that splinters the world. We are facing adversity in ways I don't think any of
us can imagine. Some of you wonder, 'Can the Repliforce still be trusted?'.
'Can the UN still work?'. Maybe it can, maybe it can't. But what I am here
today to tell you is the time for secrets is over. The Repliforce has been
forced to work without any sanctioning whatsoever, and sometimes, even in
secret. We can no longer afford this luxury to commit ourselves to the oaths
we took to defend the world against tyranny and injustice."
He takes a moment to look down, as if clearing his throat, before looking up.
"I have been discussing, if not drawing up an Accord. An accord by which
member nations, be they United Nations, Alliances, may enter into, for us to
act as their army, their Repliforce, with respects to the soverignities of
other nations. We will not be used to war upon those of peaceful intent. We
have been the Shield that would protect the world before. We are not acting on
any orders other than our own desire to do what we feel is right. And what we
feel is right, is to offer ourselves to countries like the United States of
America, to defend her, and her people against the encroaching dangers of
Mavericks, and Robot Masters alike. We ask the people of Texas, /not/ to break
yourselves away from the United States so readily. Against the threats of
tyranny brought against by increasing threats, like those of Neo-Arcadia -- a
people who have inspired others to rebellion and would kill others just
because of their beliefs.." He shakes his head. He knew this was inflammatory
but.. "The Repliforce is born anew. No single country, should they choose to
enter into the Accord with us, will be held above the rest. All will be
defended equally, with the army that has done so much before. I offer to not
only the United States, but the African Alliance, and numerous other countries
who wish to have themselves protected, and their freedom fought for, to
support us, and in turn, we shall support them."
His expression hardens. "The Repliforce is prepared. Are you?"
<< The reporters look on in stunned silence, General having exited the Skydeck
for the time being. >>
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
Vile fights crime? Sat Sep 04 Global News Network
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<This... is GNN!>
"This just in from our offices in Neo Tokyo. Tokyo police have released
a startling murder report, and Maverick general Vile has been identified as
the culprit."
Footage plays of a caucasian man in a shabby, old suit meeting with
several younger Japanese men, all of which seem to be carrying automatic
weaponry with complete disregard. Considering they're in an alleyway, and the
camera seems to be too high up to notice, their ease may be understandable.
The older man reaches into his coat, withdrawing a manilla folder - however,
at that second, the entire screen explodes to white. Where there were
previously only the normal sounds of city life, there is now the dull roar of
a dying explosion. The light clears soon enough, revealing that there's
nothing left but strewn, badly charred corpses.
The interesting part is when Vile walks onscreen, kneels down next to
the body of the old man, inspects his face, then disappears in the light of
his blink system.
"Startlingly enough, the men were later identified as members of a
street gang that Neo Tokyo police say 'is under heavy suspicion of having ties
to the Yakuza.' The older man you saw is actually James Georgeson, a former
U.N. official who was imprisoned for accepting bribes and stealing
confidential information. Georgeson was released from prison two days earlier.
Police theorize that he was seeking to reinitiate his relationship with the
Yakuza. The contents of the folder are unknown at this time, as they were
destroyed in the blast."
Representatives for Interpol's United Nations Internal Affairs
Committee, when contacted, admitted that they had suspected Georgeson might
attempt to re-establish his criminal ties, but would only say that "the matter
is under investigation" when pressed for further details.
A Maverick spokesman had this to say: "General Vile was in no way
involved in that murder. The killer is obviously an imposter."
<This... was GNN!>
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
Texas Independence Vote Passes Sat Sep 04 Global News Network
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With 99% of all precincts reporting, the Independence Referendum in Texas has
apparently passed by a 65% margin, giving the vote sufficient weight to allow
the leglislature to fast-track the secession process without further public
polling. Over 30 million people were said to have voted in the elections,
representing almost 80% of the Texas population.
The Texas electorate was overpoweringly in favor of independence, probably due
to rhetoric from the pro-independence groups about forming their own Power
Armor Defense Corps.
The Maverick Hunter Bowie, a resident of Texas, compared the situation to that
of the original Founders of the United States of America. "Benjamin Franklin
once said, "We must all hang together or most assuredly we will all hang
separately." Normally, Ah'd agree with his advice. Trouble is, Texas has
already been left t'hang on its own, first by Seoul an now by Washington. If
thay won't help protect us, then we'll just have t'protect ourselves."
Howard Vaughn (R-Dallas/Ft. Worth) was among the strongest voices for
independence, and has announced his intention to run for the Presidency of the
Republic of Texas once a new Constitution is drawn up, which is expected to
begin after Labor Day. Governor Melendez has been rumored to be a potential VP
candidate for Vaughn, though the Governor has remained silent on the issue
during the referendum process.
< MASS punditry. >
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
Auditions Disrupted Sat Sep 04 Global News Network
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****GNN News Report****
"Elsewhere in North America... the POX-sponsored American Pop Sensation
auditions were disrupted, tragically, this evening, with a takeover attempt by
the Robot Masters. Robot Master troops surrounded the Raven Dome stadium,
pinning approximately 25,000 competetors and spectators inside, the largest
hostage situation in history. After the gates to the auditions were barred,
the Robot Masters began making demands, releasing hostages in a trickle, and
claiming they would release the entire stadium if Dr. Wily was made President
of the United States."
"Witnesses on-scene say they were honest, if slow, about releasing members of
their audience as they recieved word that their sometimes-bizzare, fantastic
demands were being met. However, the situation abruptly escalated when some
unknowns on-scene attempted to rescue the hostages. The Repliforce arrived at
the stadium slightly later, and began a mass exodus of the stadium, allowing
the hostages a route to freedom. However, by the time that Repliforce
commander General used his now-famous EMP weapon to halt the fighting on the
field, the Masters had already begun taking lives. The death-toll tonight is
believed to number approximately three-hundred, human and reploid. Those that
were injured by the EMP shockwave number in the thousands...most are expected
to recover."
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Message: 18/107 Posted Author
Business Report Sat Sep 04 Global News Network
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"The McDonalds Corporation, as a result of mass demand, as well as demand on
behalf of the Robot Masters, has announced that it is 'giving in,' and will
begin producing the popular mint-flavored 'Shamrock Shakes' year-round.
Compromising, they say, however, since this is no longer a seasonal item, they
are considering a new name for the product."
"Likewise, the Starbucks corporation WILL start offering a 'Medium' size
coffee, though their large size is still referred to as, 'Vente,' and the
clerk will probably still act snooty at you if you actually use the word
'Medium.'"
"The Abercrombie-Hilfiger company, however, says it will only, quote, 'turn
down the damn music' if a sufficient consumer petition can be filed through
the proper channels, making the demand official. Quote their CEO: 'We do not
give into terrorism. We are slaves, only to fashion.'"
"There is no word here tonight from Dick Clarkbot, or the WWE, other
organizations mentioned in Robot Master demands."
"This is GNN."
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
Scuffle in Torontreal Sat Sep 04 Global News Network
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This... is GNN. 09-03-16
Newscaster appears on the screen. "Good evening, I'm Shutter Bug with
the evening news."
Footage of two ice-motif eagles, (one of them recognizable as Hailstorm
Eagle), one silver and red fox with three tails (Blaze Fox), one smaller
version of said fox with nine tails (Cracker Kitsune), a watery-looking squid
bot without his armor (Glaive), and a large, walking-armory-looking dino
(Barrage Raptor), clashing in the streets of Torontreal just outside the
teleporters.
"A minor scuffle in the Torontreal teleporter complex disrupted usual
business tonight. No civilians were harmed in the fight, although several
witnesses reported one of the ice eagles attempting to recover the other..."
Cut to a man-on-the-street shot, of a human male. "First came the plain
one, with that fox chasing her, then came the second one, then Barrage and
that squid. They all started fighting, then out of nowhere one eagle grabbed
the other and ran, and that fox fled too shouting about getting revenge or
something. It was pretty fast."
Back to the newscaster. "We've managed to identify the reploids
involved as Hailstorm Eagle and Barrage Raptor of the Repliforce, Blaze Fox of
the Mavericks, and Glaive of the Hunters." They're indicated in the shots
above.
This... was GNN.
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
Russian Hostage Horror Sun Sep 05 Global News Network
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< Screaming headlines around the world. >
Hundreds are believed to be dead, and scores of police and military personnel
wounded, as a result of the hostage situation between the Russian government
and the Socialist Liberation Army degenerated into violence late Saturday
night.
The hostage situation had reached an impasse on Saturday, with no additional
ransoms being offered to be paid for Duma members and the demands of the
government to release additional hostages in good faith falling on deaf ears.
Hostilities began by an unknown agent entering the hotel structure and
engaging in hand-to-hand combat with the interior forces, which brought
accusations of bad faith from both sides. Suspicions about killing of hostages
began to circulate, and gunfire was heard inside the structure.
Tense negotiations continued in an effort to avert further bloodshed. However,
explosions heard behind the building in the vicinity of Russian police patrol
boats escalated the situation on both sides -- the terrorists claiming they
were being attacked from positions across the river, while the police believed
the explosions were directed at them.
An assault against the building began, led by Moscow police loyal to the
government and assisted by military operatives. The government forces
initially seemed to be successful in taking the building and forcing the SLA
into retreat. However, it was only a ruse to lure the police and military
forces into the building, which exploded from the top down. The weight of the
upper floors crushed the building downward in an implosion which is believed
to have killed almost everyone left inside. Rescue efforts are ongoing, but
estimates remain pessimistic due to the scale of the damage.
The SLA forces were able to escape by VTOL. Casualties on their side are
believed to be moderate, and their current whereabouts are unknown. Heavy
police and military casualties are believed, and the Duma members still inside
are almost "assuredly dead", according to a police source who chose to remain
anonymous.
Ten Duma members were able to be rescued by police and military personnel
before the building toppled. In all, of the 550 Duma members, 25 were returned
safely, either by rescue or payment of ransoms.
< MASS punditry. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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LIVE GNN FOOTAGE! Mon Sep 06 Global News Network
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Cut right to a cameraman in what looks to be a desert, with large imposing
walls in the background. Voice overlap. "This is GNN, with an anonymous tipoff
that something BIG is about to happen outside of Neo Arcadia. And...look,
there...it looks like an aircraft is approaching. Shh, shhhhhh."
A Robot Master VOTL lands not far from the walls, but still far enough to be
considered 'comfortable'. Crash Man steps up to the opening door. "NEO
ARCADIA. WE KEPT UP /OUR/ HALF OF THE BARGIN. YOU DID NOT. I HAVE A MESSAGE
FROM BASS. HE SAYS THAT WE ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH, AND THAT BECAUSE WE
REPAIRS TO OUR TRANSPORT SENT SHIPPING COSTS THROUGH THE ROOF, WE HAD TO LOWER
YOUR SHIPPING CLASS."
What looks to be roughly thirty some odd hookers of advancing age shuffle out
of the transport. All show signs of being roughed up by fisticuffs, black
eyes, possibly missing teeth.
"UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR PACKAGE IS RATHER FRAGILE AND WE THINK IT MAY HAVE BEEN
DAMAGED IN TRANSPORT. SO AS A SIGN OF GOODWILL, WE OFFER YOU THIS AQUA MAN
DOLL IN COMPENSATION!" Crash continues to yell at the walls. "AND ONE LAST
THING! DOCTOR LAYETTE IS GOING TO BE OUR GUEST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, TO HELP
IMPROVE MASTER-ARCADIAN RELATIONS IN THIS ROUGH TIME OF BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! I'LL
CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, LEVIATHAN!" Crash Man then pelvic thrusts at the
walls as the transport takes off and burns fuel.
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Central Park Assault Mon Sep 06 Global News Network
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<< This.. is GNN.. >>
The scene, reasonably enough, is at Central Park. Interpol and NYPD officers
move in the background, though glimpses indicate that there is a large area of
the second level of Central Park taped off by police tape. Mechfluid is seen
splattered in violent directions, and one of the benches is splintered in half
by the imprint of a large boot. "This is Reporter Raccoon comin' at you live
at the scene of an assault that happened not an hour ago involving the famous,
or infamous, if you will, Javelin Whitetail. According to eyewitnesses, the
performer, also noted for her interesting choices in the world politic scene,
had lent a hand in events defending Seoul from Black SHIELD, and was
purportedly meeting with one of it's officers, Bluecoat T-Rex. It was at this
time, however, she was viciously assaulted, and images of her assault are
deemed too much to be aired on global television."
The reporter looks back at the taped-off section, which just, on it's own,
seems to carry it's own morose feeling. "Witnesses, while few, believe it was
a Robot Master who assaulted her, confirmed later by Officer Bluecoat T-Rex
who had confronted him just as Skull Man seemed prepared to deliver the
finishing blow and kill her. Skull Man went on, but rumored not to have left
Miss Whitetail without an optic, and most of her limbs and body." The reporter
simply shudders."
"While we have not been able to reach the new Director of Interpol, Dr. Sarah
Fairchild, for comment, we do know this. As of this broadcast, we understand
that Miss Whitetail is now in intensive care isolation at NYC Hospital, and is
expected to make a recovery, but not in time for Battle and Chase's Foot Race,
for which she had been reportedly signed up for. We send our best wishes to
Miss Whitetail, and we advise our residents to be on careful watchout for
suspicious actvity, wherever you are in the world."
<< That.. was GNN.. >>
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
Historic Military Accord Mon Sep 06 Global News Network
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< Headlines across the world: >
In a brief ceremony this morning, the President of the United States and the
Repliforce Commander General signed an agreement allowing Repliforce to have
military jurisdiction over the 46 continuous American states, excluding the
recently sovereign state of Texas.
"This accord will allow Americans to enjoy the security of a world-class
military while we rebuild our own forces," the President said. "The Repliforce
has served with distinction ever since its inception, and it is our great
honor and privilege to join with them in the war against global terror."
The President was asked repeated questions from the press about the status of
Texas, as well as other distant American holdings such as Alaska, Hawaii and
Guam, but declined to comment. The treaty is expected to be ratified by
Congress by the end of the week.
< Punditry. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Liberated African Nations Unite Mon Sep 06 Global News Network
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Several former Robot Master territories in northern Africa have begun to
organize a regional governing body in the spirit of the United Nations, and
have declared their intent to create a continental government if other
liberated areas wish to join.
Organized in Cairo by a diverse group of tribal leaders, former Wily-installed
governors and mayors, and international corporations with African ties, the
tenatively named African Regional Administration (ARA) is seen as having
widespread support among the citizens of Africa.
"The African people suffered at the hands of the Europeans for millenia, and
then endured United Nations mismanagment for centuries," ARA spokesman Kito
Ngola said. "and while Dr. Wily's rule was little better, it finally showed
the African people that joining together could allow us to do great deeds."
Work on a ARA Constitution is underway. The document is said to be consistent
with the globally accepted principles of the UN Charter, while respecting the
specific concerns of the African people such as the sanctity of tribal lands
and the essential dignity and freedoms of the African citizen.
< Punditry. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Russia Severs Remaining UN Ties Mon Sep 06 Global News Network
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< Focus On: Asia >
In an announcement widely believed to be an attempt by the floundering Russian
government to quell demonstrations and protests, the Russian government today
severed its ties to the UN and declared itself fully independent.
The news comes as a surprise to international observers who believed that
Russia would reinforce its ties to the UN in hopes of getting international
support to stabilize the nation. However, seasoned observers of Russia said
the political algebra was much more in favor of the government trying to solve
its problems itself.
"Accepting outside aid would be perceived as weakness, possibly as even
allowing foreign invaders into the nation," Boris Grishenko, spokesman for the
Cossack Foundation, said during an interview on "Sunrise Russia" this morning.
"The government is clearly trying to show its independence from foreign
powers, and is trying to convey strength to the people of Russia."
However, international observers caution that this display of strength may
cause the downfall of the current government, which has been functionally
crippled by the loss of almost its entire legislative branch in a Socialist
Liberation Army terrorist action on Saturday.
Some observers note that the involvement of foreign agents in Saturday's
tragedy may have also encouraged the government to make its decision, but no
government sources would go on the record about the accusation.
Following the government's announcement, the violence in and around the major
cities of Russia appeared to be blunted. Curfews are still in effect for much
of the nation, including Moscow, and there are no plans to raise it until the
state of national emergency is declared to be over by the Premier. However,
with the Emergency Powers Act in effect, many believe the Premier will more
than likely maintain his powers until all political opposition has been
neutralized.
"It's a return to the old days," a source close to the government said, "this
is what this UN war has brought to us."
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT DESTROYED Tue Sep 07 Global News Network
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< Screaming headlines: GNN Moscow reporting. >
A massive Maverick strike against the Russian capital of Moscow has resulted in
the utter destruction of the executive and legislative branches of the Russian
government. Hundreds are believed to be dead, including the Premier and the
remaining members of the Russian Duma, and thousands of government workers and
civilians are believed to have been injured.
The strike, led by Emperor Sigma himself, featured no less than two ride armors
-- one of which being the hated Goliath, piloted by Maverick General Vile --
and a tank focused entirely on the Kremlin. Their intention appeared to be
only to kill as many government officials as possible. The Russian police and
army were powerless to stop the blitzkrieg assault.
A heroic effort was made by the Maverick Hunters to stop the assault. A
Maverick Hunter ride armor known as the "Widowmaker", piloted by Russian hero
Pavel Cossack, engaged Sigma in personal combat, but was defeated after a
brutal close-quarters battle. Magma Dragoon was also sighted trying to repel
the Mavericks, and members of Interpol were also present in the fighting.
The Maverick forces also struck at supply depots around Moscow during the main
assault, but these attacks were not acknowledged due to the pressing threat in
Red Square. The Mavericks are believed to have made off with large amounts of
undisclosed raw materials, as well as fuel.
The Russian military has declared itself in control of the nation until some
sort of political process can be restored. Fighting and riots have broken out
across the nation as a result of the decapitation of Russia, with Reploids
facing hate crimes from an angry and frightened populace.
< Massive punditry. Massive. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/107 Posted Author
Ray Rampage Tue Sep 07 Global News Network
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Shortly after the announcement for the Battle and Chase games is made, in the
days to follow there are tons of various endorsements by Jet Stingray. They
range from Poweraid to swimming trunks, most if not all saying they endorse
the Battle and Chase games.
There is even a biography of him on E!, talking about how he went from a
lifeguard to vigilante to Repliforcer.... As well as detailing his incredible
racing career, recent movie career, and his reputation as fastest thing
underwater, which helped him win two Battle and Chase medals.
Of course, the biggest thing is the commercial he does for some new athletic
shoe, which parodies the Rocky Training Scene... Of course, it is all
underwater.
Ah.... The joys of the media and marketing.
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
Robot Master Announcement Wed Sep 08 Global News Network
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During the Robot Masters' Equal-Air time sponsored on GNN, the following
footage is shown. This begins with Gemini Man, standing in what appears to be
a long, dingy, dungeon-like hallway. Behind him are rows of barred cells.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the world. THIS. Is the Skull Monument brig." Gemini
gestures to the back, as if in illustration of the fact that there are indeed
bars behind it. "Its real world location is in the basement of our TOTALLY NOT
SECRET fortress... behind the acid pits."
Gemini walks up to one of these barred cells. Inside the barred cell is another
Gemini Man. This Gemini Man is in black and white prisoner stripes rather than
his usual uniform, including a little square hat. He bangs a tin cup against
the interior of the bars, and looks out to his uniformed counterpart
forlornly. The original Gemini continues the speech, gesturing to his trapped
friend. "If we capture a friend of yours, that friend of yours will be here,
in the brig. The brig is well-equipped. Captured people are, by policy,
brought here..." Gemini snaps his fingers a few times, and, with each snap,
the trapped Gemini-image changes into the image of someone recently captured
thus. Sheena, Camille, Tengu Man. "No MAT-er, WHO, they ARE." Gemini waves his
hand, and the trapped Tengu Man totally disappears.
"IF we have a friend of yours, and you want to come GET your friend, the place
you need to look is ALWAYS: in the brig, in the basement, behind the acid
pits. You are welcome to try and come in person to break OUT your friend,
though assaulting our COMPUTERS is ill-advised, as it has no effect on either
the basement or the acid pits. You should also bear in mind that this prospect
is extremely difficult, and, as such, if you make this attempt, you may very
well find yourself joining our captive..." This actually is said in stereo
even though the second twin doesn't seem to be visible.... "...in a cell, in
our brig, in the basement, behind the acid pits."
At this point, for no real logical reason, Dust Man walks by sweeping the hall.
There is a long pause while this occurs.
Then Gemini continues. "We hope you found this little drama informative, and,
in the future, will not ask stupid questions, or go on ridiculous fact-finding
missions, as if you have NO IDEA where your friend/commander/ninja
assassin/former roommate, etcetera, is being HELD. Goodday."
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Message: 18/109 Posted Author
In Depth: Africa Wed Sep 08 Global News Network
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It came obvious to the Global News Network that there were incidents occuring
in Africa which required our attention, and as such we of course made certain
to carefully observe everything. With the recent events, mostly pertaining to
the Repliforce and Robot Master spat, the innocent people who have lived upon
the continent of Africa proved to be at the heart of the war itself. So it was
that GNN investigated as to whether or not the Repliforce actions were for the
good of the people, or merely to reach their own unknown goals.
The first step required to finding this out would, of course, be to converse
with the people who live within Africa, or at least originate from Africa. One
of the people talked with was a Doctor Sirius Viper, an intelligent man who
previously worked with the United Nations before being dropped. The distaste
for the UN most probably still exists within Doctor Viper, although in the end
that has no overt impact on this investigation. When asked what he thought of
the actions of Repliforce in Africa, Doctor Viper merely commented that the
actions were criminal. Aside from that, he believes that the Robot Masters
have been good for Africa, and that while their actions in what was once
called uberGermany proved unwell, that Africa itself is another story.
The interview itself continued on, while information was acquired, and that
mostly related to Repliforce being bad for Africa, while the Robot Masters
were extremely good for it. This, of course, required that the Global News
Network expand outward and therein interview others.
Perhaps some people would be surprised to learn that, when asked, most
Africans speak of caring for the Robot Masters, while not truly being interest
in Repliforce. This may seem surreal to those who believe the Repliforce to be
saviors of the world, but when you look at the facts you begin to realize
something painstakingly obvious. Africa has flourished underneath the tender
care of the Robot Masters.
However, Serwa(Sera) Mwokozi had something to say toward Repliforce during the
interview that she was a part of. "Do not 'conquer' if you have no intent to
control."
While GNN attempts to maintain total neutrality in these sort of instances, it
would perhaps be best if Repliforce itself also looked to the African natives
and wondered if they truly wish Repliforce to do what they are doing. If they
truly do wish Repliforce to intercede upon their behalf, and throw out the
Robot Masters, then why is it that when given permission to speak freely
African natives and the like maintain their belief that the Robot Masters are
good for them? Overall, all GNN can hope for is some manner of peace and
understanding amongst everyone around the world.
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Message: 18/109 Posted Author
Mass Funerals For Russian Gov't Wed Sep 08 Global News Network
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< GNN Moscow Special Report >
In an unusual ceremony, mass state funerals were held for the Russian Premier
and the Duma. The procession, accompanied by a full Russian military escort
augmented by a division of the Swiss Ride Armor Guard, started early on
Wednesday and concluded well into Wednesday night.
Private ceremonies for the families of government officials are expected to
continue through the week.
< Lengthy funeral coverage. Various speeches were given by military officials.
One sequence which gets a lot of coverage is a video clip of volunteer
gravediggers filling in the enormous swath of fresh-dug graves for the members
of the Duma. One of them is Dr. Cossack, jacket off, filling in a nameless
grave with a dead look in his eyes. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/109 Posted Author
Red Alert Statement Fri Sep 10 Global News Network
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<The following video clip of Red appears on various news stations, including
GNN and POX, as part of their coverage of story of the destruction of the
Dinotank and Red Alert's defection. He looks recently and not completely
repaired, a large slash over the right side of his face, and his right eye
socket empty.>
"Accepting a gracious offer from Repliforce leader General, Red Alert has
negotiated a contract providing for service with Repliforce, and from this
point shall be effectively a support unit for the Repliforce army. While I
can't discuss the specifics of our contract, I will say that it is not a short
term arrangement."
"Our prior contract with the Coalition for Reploid Freedom provided for
compliance with Coalition law and granted all associated rights," he
continues, "and the Coalition allows members of its military the right to
leave at their own discretion at any time. Red Alert chose to exercise this
right, and thus to terminate their relationship with the Coalition in the way
provided for by our contract with them. The Coalition was notified of our
resignation through the proper formal channels, although the proper channels
are a bit slower than ideal. Red Alert is not and was at no point infected
with the Sigma Virus. The Virus was not mentioned in any way by our contract
with the Coalition."
"As Red Alert was and is also under contract with the Robot Masters to recieve
payment for attack on Maverick holdings, and the Coalition was aware of this
arrangement and at no point requested it terminated, Red Alert felt it
suitable to perform this task once the Coalition contract was terminated and
thus no longer prevented doing so. I would like to note that at no point have
Red Alert's actions breached our Robot Master contract or our Coalition
contract while it was in effect. We will be negotiating with our Robot Master
contact shortly in regards to payment for the destruction of the Osprey, the
Dinosaur Tank, and the Maverick Officer Ashriel."
<End clip.>
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
BnC: Opening Ceremonies Fri Sep 10 Global News Network
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There's a spiffy graphic showing various scenes: Flame Stag carrying
the Coalition standard, Rock and other Hunters (including Rush and Beat)
riding atop Tesla Lobster with the flag blowing into Megaman's face while he
blushes, Edward Hampton being blasted out of a box (I'm serious), Protoman
flipping off the world, and finally Iris lighting the BnC torch. Finally, we
see GNN Central's newsroom, focusing on Chest.
"Tonight saw the opening ceremonies of the 2217 Battle and Chase Games,
covered live by GNN. Chairwoman St. Stein handled the direction duties for the
traditional Games Parade. All factions participating in the games were well
represented by their athletes, save, perhaps, the Robot Masters, who only had
two of their numbers showing up. Interpol provided an impressive display
/apparently/ cooked up in the span of 3 hours." Chest rolls his eyes in
disbelief. "Next time we need someone blasted from a box, we know who to call.
Other sights included the traditional Blues-Flips-Off-The-World (with a smooch
from Bullet as an added... surprise) and the lighting of the torch, handled
beautifully by Iris of Repliforce."
"We here at GNN wish all the factions good luck in the games, and I,
personally, want to remind you all that this event is to create peace and
understanding rather than war and violence like the rest of the year." Pause.
"But I still plan on annihilating anyone who stands between me and my gold
medal for GNN!" Chest quips before the news goes on in detail about the events
and such. Hmm.
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
Interpol Charter Mon Sep 13 Global News Network
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Important GNN Political News! Hurrah!
Gathering in an undisclosed location following the conclusion of the Battle And
Chase opening ceremonies, representatives from not only the United Nations but
from all over the world met to begin discussing the new Interpol Charter. Only
Neo Arcadia and its associated nation, the newly-rechristened Aztlan, and
those nations under Maverick or Robot Master occupation or leadership declined
to send delegations. This includes the embattled nation of Panama, which
although seemingly ridden with political unrest from all sides, and under Neo
Arcadia's sights, has sent a delegation nonetheless, its extant government
citing a desire to "support the effort to cleanse the United Nations that this
Charter represents." Several days of negotiation have already occurred, and
things are progressing rapidly toward the accord many analysts are expecting:
Interpol's assumption of policing duties the world over, with a few exceptions
of areas already in possession of a noted and highly capable security force.
Of particular note, Doctor Sarah Fairchild, the new Director of Interpol,
while leaving the majority of negotiations to her staff, has been present for
a good deal of the conference so far, no doubt in an effort to show the
importance of this conference to the Interpol organization. More as it
develops.
(Political Debate follows, as do some pictures of the events in question.)
<OOC: Contact Dr. Sarah Fairchild (DOOM) with questions>
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Message: 18/102 Posted Author
GNN Sports: Heavy Weight Combat Mon Sep 13 Global News Network
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As of 9:00 pm EDT, this is the posting on the GNN website's sports
section. Corrections are to be sent to screwoff@gnn.com (page or @mail to
Chest).
Heavy Combat
Storm Owl defeats Elec Man
Blizzard Wolf defeats Punk
Pharaoh Man defeats Ten
Quint defeats Hard Man
General defeats Sigma
Blaze Heatnix defeats Dynamo Man
Fefnir defeats Shield Shellfish
Conduit defeats Barrage Raptor
Spiral Pegasus defeats Axl
Kiryuu Touga (Dynamo) vs Hien
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
GNN Sports: Light Weight Combat Mon Sep 13 Global News Network
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As of 9:00 pm EDT, this is the posting on the GNN website's sports
section. Corrections are to be sent to screwoff@gnn.com (page or @mail to
Chest).
Light Combat
Simian Monk defeats Assault Kangaroo
Overclock defeats Dr. Matthews
Glaive defeats Shark Man
Edward Hampton defeats Moloch
Cut Man defeats Milan
Needle Man defeats Durandal
Shadow Man defeats Noble Griffon
Zephyr Gryphon defeats Gatts
Gray defeats Junk Man
Liese Schreiner defeats Orion Corth
Sasha defeats Quantum Kitsune
Locrian defeats Knight Man
Raymond Bennet defeats Jared Kintane
Harmony vs Flame Hyenard
Seki vs Metal Man
Ground Man vs Wild Fungus
iBluegrass vs Veil Fox
Anthem vs Fr. James Peterson
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
GNN Sports: Fencing Mon Sep 13 Global News Network
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As of 9:00 pm EDT, this is the posting on the GNN website's sports
section. Corrections are to be sent to screwoff@gnn.com (page or @mail to
Chest).
Fencing
Bradley Eildath defeats Flash Man
Locrian defeats Soldier Stonekong
Arctica Mantis defeats Blizzard Man
Shadow Man defeats Hien
Sasha defeats Sigma
Sage Harpuia defeats Nathan Xiang
Cerveau defeats Sera
Sewa defeats Javelin Whitetail
Drake Sunfire defeats Edward Hampton
Mai Atsuki defeats Sheena
Mimos defeats Tetsuo Sakizaki
Fr. James Peterson defeats Jared Kintane
Bravura defeats Durandal
Isaac defeats Gale Sorceror
Dr. Light vs Dr. Wily
Knight Man vs Glaive
Zero vs Kiryuu Touga (Dynamo)
Agile vs Cut Man
Milan vs Dust Man
Junk Man vs Ground Man
Serdan Yildiz vs Simian Monk
Pharaoh Man vs Orion Corth
Ritz vs Veil Fox
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
GNN Sports: Battlebots Mon Sep 13 Global News Network
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As of 9:00 pm EDT, this is the posting on the GNN website's sports
section. Corrections are to be sent to screwoff@gnn.com (page or @mail to
Chest).
Battlebots
Gale Sorcerer defeats Prismatic Spider
Dr. Matthews defeats Chest
Orion Corth defeats Data Raccoon
Sewa defeats Revenant Cobra
Shadow Man defeats Job
Krieger Wolf defeats Jacob Grauswein
Overclock defeats Higure Higsby
Dr. Doppler defeats Dr. Light
Gate defeats Dr. Sarah Fairchild
Cut Man defeats Raymond Bennet
Dr. Deo Darrius vs Dr. Sirius Viper
Crescent Grizzly defeats Hard Man
Dr. Cossack vs Number Man
Milan vs Dr. Wily
Junk Man vs Veil Fox
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
GNN Sports: Virtual Combat Mon Sep 13 Global News Network
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As of 9:00 pm EDT, this is the posting on the GNN website's sports
section. Corrections are to be sent to screwoff@gnn.com (page or @mail to
Chest).
Virtual Combat
Sage Harpuia defeats Dr. Sirius Viper
Sonata defeats Gemini Man
Revenant Cobra defeats Dr. Deo Darrius
Fey defeats Data Raccoon
Prismatic Spider defeats Alloy
Cyber Peacock defeats Gabriel
Techno defeats Iris
Midi defeats Ebony Fox
Dr. Wily defeats Dr. Light
Number Man vs Higure Higsby
Milan vs Magnet Man
Norman Cassidy vs Drake Sunfire
Dr. Nathan Xiang defeats Dr. Doppler
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
HeraCorp Announcements! Wed Sep 15 Global News Network
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Another press conference from your friends and mine, HeraCorp! This
message has been circulating around since the opening ceremonies, but due to
Battle and Chase, just really became 'out there' information recently.
Sewa in her usual suit attire stands behind Mister Podium.
And then she looks up and speaks.
"I first off would like to apologize for the delays in our latest
report. A lot has been happening as of late, and we have taken the beginning
of Battle and Chase as a breather to allow us to reanalyze our procedure due
to the recent catastrophes around the globe. They could have been a lot worse,
but thankfully they were not, and we have Interpol, Repliforce, the Hunters,
and of course Rock to thank for the current situation being as -good- as it is
now. I should remind everyone that as bad as things have seemed, they could
have been a lot worse, and it was only through the hard work of these groups
that many of us are still around."
"Keeping this in mind, one major policy change is that all HeraCorp
facilities will be upgraded with EMP Shielding and Dampeners. We will strive
to keep these upgrades up to date as time progresses, but if a massive EMP is
used on the Earth in such a manner again, hopefully our facilities will be
able to act as shelters.", she pauses, and then grins, "You may have noticed I
said 'facilities' instead of 'facility'."
"HeraCorp will also be expanding into Canada. HeraCorp has decided it's
best to be widespread rather than focused in one specific country. While this
doesn't mean more jobs for Americans, it will mean more jobs for Canadians,
and don't worry, our facility in the US will remain our main base of
operations. We have not yet designated a supervisor for our Canada Locale, but
unlike our US facility, it will be focused entirely on reploid repair and
construction."
"Finally, the last major announcement are two developments underway to
help better the world and our nations, respectively. HeraCorp is funding the
formation of an International Rescue Team inspired by the recent events in
Russia. The purpose of this team, the tenative name of which is 'Team Virtue',
will be to save civilians stuck in combat situations, held hostage, ect. Their
purpose is -not- to assist in the war effort, but rather to mitigate the
damage it does. We will leave the war to the professionals, okay?"
"Secondly, we are working on a method to bring quick medical care to
citizens of Canada and the US, it will not be a free service due to the
expenses neccessary to run an operation, but we are still working on the
details. Once we are done, we will submit our procedure to the US and Canadian
government officials. If Texas likes, we can expand this second concept over
to them due to their close proximity, but as a foreign nation, we have no
plans of providing this service there unless their goodwill allows it."
"Finally, some minor announcements. As you may have seen in Battlebots,
we have plans on a new drone type. Exploding Penguins. Cheap and easy to
build, we can sell individually or in bulk. More details are available for
prospective customers."
"Finally We wish you all a happy Battle and Chase, and wish you luck in
the following rounds."
<end message>
OOC: Information on Team Virtue and repostings of the HeraCorp stuff
coming soon. Questions to Sewa.
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
More Commercials? Sat Sep 18 Global News Network
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<This...is a GNN commercial. Hah, fooled you!>
A simple voice-over at the beginning, by a gentle Irish lilt. "D'ye
ever feel confused about th'brands of products out nowadays?" Images pass
by--in order to avoid copyright infringement, they're named things like Axle
Rose's Fruit Punch, 1/0 Dew, Rhythm and Bluesberry, and Bass Line Razzberry,
among others.
"No matter where your tastes lie--there's always one flavour t'depend
on." Shots of green hills of Ireland--and then everyone's favourite
faction-hopping Deer herself, holding up a little clear bottle. Another
narrator, male, takes the voiceover spot as Javelin drinks STRAIGHT FROM THE
JAR.
"Presenting a new line of drinks from Javelin Whitetail. Now available
in: whiskey, whiskey again, more whiskey, and whiskey-flavoured whiskey. And
try the new clear-coloured whiskey! Mix them with your favourite drinks for
that special taste of Ireland." Javelin lowers the bottle and gives a
thumbs-up, eyes twinkling.
Then the screen drops into the typical health warning for a few
seconds, including ones that mention spontaneous combustion and caustic
side-effects upon reploid internals.
<That...was a GNN commercial. Hah, fooled you again!>
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Message: 18/102 Posted Author
Breaking News: A Sad Day in Japan Sun Sep 19 Global News Network
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At 10:36 a.m. this morning, Hikonaru Satoshiro, Emperor of Japan for the last
thirty-six years, passed away from a heart attack. Sources close to the
Emperor have noted his failing health in the past few weeks and say that this
tragedy is not unexpected. A funeral service for the Emperor will be held
tomorrow in Neo Tokyo but open to all peoples of the world. Emperor Hikonaru's
successor will be declared at the end of the ceremony according to his last
will and testament as has been the tradition for the last 150 years.
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Message: 18/103 Posted Author
Former Empire To Sign RF Treaty Sun Sep 19 Global News Network
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< A topic of interest on Sunday morning news programs. >
Great Britain, as well as its former territories of Australia and Canada, will
sign a military accord with the Repliforce on Monday for the purposes of
national defense. The signing of the accord has been expected by international
observers for some time, as the former Empire has always had strong ties with
the Repliforce.
"We look forward to ushering in a new era of cooperation and mutual assistance
with this treaty," embattled Prime Minister Nigel Wallingford Jr. of Great
Britain said. "Repliforce has taken it upon itself to be the great arsenal of
democracy, and as the grandparent of world democracy, Great Britain must
support it."
The coalition of Great Britain, Australia and Canada is also expected to issue
a statement of strong support for the UN on Monday to allay fears of these
relatively strong nations breaking away to form their own political alliance.
"Our agreement with Repliforce does not cancel our sworn dedication to the
United Nations," Prime Minister Michael Thompson of Canada said in his weekly
Internet address. "Canada, with its partners Great Britain and Australia,
believes in the mission of the United Nations, and will not abandon it in its
time of need."
< Punditry. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/104 Posted Author
World Economy "Troubled" Sun Sep 19 Global News Network
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< Another topic of interest on Sunday morning news programs. >
Economists worldwide have issued stern warnings to governments around the world
of "dire consequences" unless stability can be returned to the monetary and
trade systems of the planet.
"The instability caused by the past six months will continue to have economic
reprecussions for years to come," said Edward Durand, spokesman for the World
Economic Forum. "A commitment to economic conservatism and political order
needs to be made by the leadership of the great nations of the world.
Otherwise, we and our children, and our children's children, face dire
consequences."
The World Economic Forum, itself recovering from a major military strike
against its members by Mavericks, has typically provided counsel to the
nations of the world out of the public eye. However, the seriousness of the
situation forced them to make a public announcement, said Durand.
Fortunately, the renewed militarization of the United States has provided some
economic boosts to companies worldwide. Blue chip stocks such as American
Defense Systems (NYSE:ADS) and the Umbrella Corporation (NYSE:UMB) have
brought up the New York Stock Exchange, which has had a positive ripple effect
on regional economies. However, other stocks reflect the uncertainty of the
people of North America about a potential land war between Aztlan and the
United States, continuing to hover near historic lows.
< Punditry. >
>> OOC: Questions to Leo.
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Message: 18/105 Posted Author
Russia In Full Civil War Sun Sep 19 Global News Network
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< In other news: >
After a brief respite in full-scale fighting at the beginning of the Battle and
Chase games, street fighting between factions has resumed in the major cities
of Russia. International observers claim that all semblance of law and order
has broken down in the urban areas across Russia, with the military being
hard-pressed to enforce curfews or distribute humanitarian supplies to
civilians.
The Socialist Liberation Army (SLA) is reported to have successfully claimed
territory in St. Petersburg and Rostov, and is alleged to be engaging in
privateering of cargo ships in the Caspian and Baltic Seas to resupply itself.
Other criminal gangs have taken advantage of the SLA's sea piracy by imitating
them on other waterways, usually managing to steal shipments without firing a
shot based on reputation alone.
Anti-Reploid activities, spurred on by the Maverick strike against the Kremlin,
have also increased in Russia. The UN has issued an advisory for any Reploid
in Asia to avoid Russia's urbanized areas, particularly those in the east,
where Skinner-like activities on the parts of militants are said to be their
worst.
International observers say there is no end in sight to the fighting. "There is
no central figure for the majority of the Russian people to rally behind,"
Marek Kadlec, a UNICEF aid worker in Moscow said. "They have all broken into
factions ... Russia will break apart like this if something isn't done."
The United Nations issued a statement condemning the violence in Russia, but
has no immediate plans to intervene in the beleagured nation.
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
Dateline Japan: Surprise Announcem Mon Sep 20 Global News Network
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This morning public funeral services were held for former Japanese Emperor
Hikonaru Satoshiro, including a nationwide minute of silence. However, more of
international interest is the late Emperor's unexpected decree of
successorship, reprinted in many newspapers and online media, translated into
whatever language as appropriate. The English version is shown here:
"As I reflect on the status of my homeland, and think towards its future, I am
somehow saddened by the reality of events. Our economy is strong, and our
people are strong, but our empire lies weak and forgotten. These Robot Wars
have turned Japan to nothing but a backdrop or a footnote, while real world
power is held by the four military factions, divorced from land or ancestry. I
will not have my ancestors look over a world world where their descendants
have forgetten what it means to truly take pride in their homeland.
Thus, after careful consideration, do I bequeth the title of Emperor of Japan
to Dr. Albert W. Wily, if and only if he accepts this condition: To make Japan
the capital state of his empire. If Dr. Wily does not accept this condition,
then I bequeth the title to my son Kikero, to take effect on his 18th birthday
and be administered by his tutor Natsutashi Jikare until then."
-Emperor Hikonaru Satoshiro, April 22, 2217
Prince Kikero has stated his outrage at this decision and told reporters that
he plans to take legal action to challenge Dr. Wily's right to the throne, but
political analysts say that there is no legal precedent to challenge a decree
of successorship, as the title has been previously bequeathed to a noncitizen
successfully. No official reply to this decree has yet been made by Dr. Wily.
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Message: 18/107 Posted Author
Dogstar Industries Stocks Plummet Mon Sep 20 Global News Network
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In the midst of an otherwise normal business report, the stock analyst,
Account Ant, reports the following:
"Holders of Dogstar Industries' stock panicked today due to a report
that middle aged Owner/Founder/Director, Dr. Sirius Viper, had a minor stroke
on Sunday. Although he is expected to recover, with the situation in Africa,
and their Director in the hospital, on top of the fact that one of the
company's main production facilities is located in an area of Africa that is
currently contested, many stockholders are concerned. All of these factors
have contributed to the Dogstar stocks plummeting to near worthlessness...
beyond the paper they were printed on... assuming you had hard copies that
is...." *Chuckles* "Hard copies, I crack myself up...."
Following this report was nothing else out of the ordinary, in the
business world anyway.
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
New Product Line Tue Sep 21 Global News Network
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<OMGMORECOMMERCIALS>
The Red Alert symbol floats into view.. then begins to fade into the view of a
small child. He looks so lonely. He kicks at his toys. "I wish I had a
friend.." Then.. Hyenard appears. "KID!YOUCANBEMYFRIEND."
Ensue videos of carnival going.. video games playing.. and street hockey! Then
the child looks sad. "I have to go home now." Flame gives a thumbs up.
"YOUNEVERHAVETOBEALONE."
A hyenard reploid pup pops into view, dopily chewing at his leg. It then looks
up and yaps and lets out a really loud 'BUWNTODAGWOUND.'
The child proceeds to yay and lead a warm and successful life. Flame Hyenard
gives a thumbs up and the words pop up.
"Do you want your own Flame Hyenard?! Buy one now from your local friendly Red
Alert Corp! BUY FIFTY! They will make your children HAPPY!"
BUYNOWBUYNOWBUYNOWBUYNOW.
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
The Emperor's New Groove Wed Sep 22 Global News Network
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<GNN. GNN. GNN. WILY SPINNY.>
Doctor Albert Wily appears on screen, dressed in a formal suit. A somber
expression is on his face as he looks into the camera and begins to speak.
"People of the world, and most importantly, citizens of Japan. I was greatly
saddened to hear of the passing of Emperor Hikonaru Satoshiro. He was truly a
great man and I'm sure I speak for the entire world when I say that we all
mourn his loss. I was also, as I'm sure some of you were, suprised to hear of
his final request." Wily shakes his head sadly.
"After great deliberation, I have decided that it is time to give my response
to this great man's final wish." His expression strengthens with resolve. "I,
Doctor ALbert Wily will accept the title of Emperor of Japan. I will make
Japan the capital state of my empire. And I vow that I will do everything in
my power to restore the strength, power, and honor of the Japanese Empire. For
the memory of Emperor Satoshiro, and for the good of the citizens of Japan."
<GNN. GNN. GNN.>
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Message: 18/109 Posted Author
African Memorial Wed Sep 22 Global News Network
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THIS IS....GNN.
Voice over:"Today, a memroial was held in Casablanca for those that died in
recent fighting there.
The camera fades in to a blasted and ruined street. Constructoin and recovery
efforts appear to have been halted. An area has been cleared and a stage set
up with a podium in the center. A crowd of somber looking citizens form a
huddled ball in front of the stage. A man takes the podium and clears his
throat gently. "People of Casablanca. Today, we gather here to remember the
valiant defenders of our city. To remember those who fell protecting us from
the senseless violence and cruel oppression of the Repliforce and Maverick
Hunters!" The crowd hisses at the mention of those two names. "Today, we pray
for those who were lost, and we also send a message to the Repliforce. Leave
our country! There was no death, no violence, no destruciton before you came
here. Take your war of hate and leave. We have no use for you those as
heartless and evil as you!"
Voiceover: Strong words today in Africa. Now, weather.
THIS WAS....GNN.
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Message: 18/108 Posted Author
C's Editorial: Japan & Dr. Wily Sat Sep 25 Global News Network
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And on the evening news, there is a segment which has been long since
absent: Chest's Editorials. As always, Chest is sitting behind a big, clean,
totally unlike his real desk. Behind him are cases full of thick books. This
is because it makes people think he actually reads them, and thus is smarter.
Amazingly, these sorts of things pretty much always work. Chest is smoking a
cigar, as usual. Similarly, he doesn't look terribly pleased.
"And so," he starts off, briefly taking the cigar from his mouth. "We
were all surprised by the choice of Emperor Hikonaru Satoshiro, who was laid
to rest just five short days ago. The choice, naturally, is selecting Dr.
Albert W Wily as the next ruler of Japan." Chest throws his hands up into the
air, "Was the decree of succession real? Was this all a Robot Master plot? Did
the Emperor - may he rest in peace - simply fool his friends, his son, and the
rest of the world?"
"As always, GNN went right to the source to bring you, the viewer, all
the facts! We spoke with Prince Kikero." Cut to the Prince for a series of
sound bites. "Father and I had our differences, but I never saw this coming."
"I don't completely DIS-believe it, but I have my suspicions." Chest: "When
asked if he's willing to accept Wily as the legitimate ruler, he said he would
fight this for as long as he could. Kikero certainly believes the Doctor would
be bad for Japan and result in the loss of its soul and heritage. The polls
seem to agree - they have the average Japanese citizen scared and worried
about what the Doctor's rule might bring. However there are some who look
forward to Wily in control, based on his rule in Africa."
"Of course, Prince Kikero's animosity towards Wily might simply be that
of a jealous loser. His father picked another man to lead their country
instead of trusting him. The Prince did remind us that the Emperor and Dr.
Thomas Edward Light of the Hunters were excellent friends. Would Satoshiro
betray him by selecting his nemesis?" Chest leaves the question unanswered.
Chest begins holding up a finger for each point he gives. "Lets look at
the evidence: 1) The Emperor's personal will, as opposed to the decree of
succession, did not even mention Dr. Wily. 2) The Emperor was a great friend
of Thomas Light. 3) The Emperor and his son had no unusual arguments and had a
typical relationship between a parent and their teenager. 4) The Emperor has
never given any sign - at least, that GNN could find - that Kikero would not
be named, as was expected. 5) By tradition, the Emperor's decree of succession
is kept secret, and thus nobody can confirm that he did write it." Chest puts
down his fingers.
"None of these points are conclusive: Maybe the Emperor changed his
mind at the last minute. Maybe he just didn't have anything to say about the
Doc in his personal will. Maybe he thought his son was a brat. Who knows!"
Again Chest throws his hands up into the air. "But I suggest we find out for
certain. As the new Emperor, Albert Wily, I would suggest allowing a
completely independent investigation into the matter. If it's legit, then the
world can rest easy. If it's not, then we need to know that too." Chest smirks
and addresses Wily personally. "Otherwise, there's always going to be
lingering thoughts of doubt, Doc. Might as well put out the smoke before it
turns into a fire. It'd be the right thing to do as the new Emperor, and would
demonstrate that you're on the up and up with this."
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
CD (OMG SPAM) Sun Sep 26 Global News Network
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As per the usual, Javelin Whitetail has produced another set of music
based on her own experiences and the accounts of others; this time entitled
"World War IV". The case itself is a stark black, the only decoration being
the title and her own name imprinted in plain gold lettering on the side.
Featuring well into seventeen hours of music, the following compositions are
some of the ones included:
The Fairy and the Doctor
Double-orchestrated piece in bizarre, disjointed harmonies that gradually form
a single solid melody line--but one half-step off from each other. Purportedly
based on an overheard radio conversation between Dr. Sigmund Doppler and Fairy
Levithian, a Neo-Arcadian member.
Underdark
What starts off as a typical rock song quickly degenerates into nothing more
than utter chaos; the sound of a nightmare. Thought to refer to the attacks at
the UN Plaza in Seoul, and the composer's specific experiences.
Abernathy
The name of this piece is a clear reference to the recently-deceased Director
of Interpol. Javelin's relationship with him is unknown, except that he was a
consumer of her music and of the classical genre in general. This piece stays
true to the classical requiem form in every aspect.
Normandy
A complex song using standard harmonies found in rock songs, perhaps the only
outstanding feature of this piece--and the must publicly contested--is that it
is impossible to be played by human hands.
Musique d'hyčne
Based on the contemporary classical techniques of the early 22nd century, this
piece uses saxophone, piccolo, and acoustic guitar in a disharmonious trio
true to its name.
Red Alert
This piece uses fractured tones, break ranges, reed squeaks, and other 20th
century contemporary classical techniques to disguise the instruments being
played. Only at the end do the sounds resolve into the natural instrumentation
of a nine-member orchestra.
Returning Flame
An eerie, slow dirge using piano, neutral-syllable vocals, string orchestra,
and assorted SFX. Who knows what this piece actually refers to? Nobody, that's
who, because there's no notes on this piece, no visuals, nothing--just the
title. Not even length--every other field is left blank.
Black and Bluecoat
An extremely short piece, actually less than two minutes long; piano and string
underscore. Once again, a piece with little reference behind it, unless you
count the rumours of those two spotted watching the stars together in Eurasia.
World War IV
This piece takes up the majority of recording time on the disk; approximately
eight hours worth. There are visuals accessible on it by playing the piece in
a holo-player, or inserting it directly into a graphics-compatable reploid
diskette drive. Taking the musical styles from each country or former country,
it is an audio-visual tour of Europe before, during, and after the chaos of
the Fourth World War. Some are even personal clips of the composer's own
experiences. Included are scenes from Whitetail's initial conscription at
gunpoint; Sigma's return in Germany; and the attack at the UN plaza and Seoul.
Donated fragments are there as well, from the Rockies; even from smaller towns
and areas of the world that experienced riot during Houseman's announcement.
The ending of the piece is trailing, with images of Africa and Japan
flickering into static, signifying the incomplete aftermath of the war.
This tribute to recent times is provocative and moving; but all critics
agree that it is not Javelin Whitetail's 'final project' that rumours have
been milling about. Also, a small portion of each holodisk sold is being
donated; to handpicked charities--those by the UN, unaffiliated organizations,
and even Maverick-run ones.
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
Medical Breakthrough Reported! Mon Sep 27 Global News Network
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In a surprise announcement, Revenant Cobra of the Maverick Hunters has reported
a medical breakthrough in the field of Reploid design. She has claimed to have
altered the physical structure of a living Reploid to render the subject
nearly impossible to kill by force, and to have done without the limit of a
physical neural net, with the assistance of Commander Prismatic Spider
(Repliforce). In her words, it "renders force less and less relevant to the
world as we know it - what is the point of a war if the combatants cannot be
killed?"
Further information, a demonstration and a question and answer period will
occur tomorrow, Tuesday the 28th, on Eurasia. It is a public presentation;
many doctors of Reploid health are expected to attend.
(OOC: Tomorrow evening, hopefully around 7-8 Eastern time.)
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Message: 18/106 Posted Author
Interpol to Investigate Decree Thu Sep 30 Global News Network
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Chest faces the camera and reads the much advertised main story of the
evening. "Our top story: GNN has discovered, straight from the source, that
Japanese Emperor Albert Wily shall be allowing an independent investigation
into former his predecessor's decree of succession. In a candid, short
interview with the Doctor, he revealed that Interpol will be allowed to
conduct the investigation. GNN shall be on the spot to cover the story as it
unfolds, as Dr. Wily has promised us access in order to fully document it.
Personally..."
Chest pauses to light up a cigar. What, did you think Chest would just
read the news without giving his own opinion on the matter? "I believe this is
a good move by the Doctor. It'll clear the air once and for all; if Interpol
can't find any dirt, then there's either no dirt to be found... or the Robot
Masters are even better at hiding things than I think they are. Dr. Wily has
not spoken with Interpol Director Fairchild concerning this as of yet, but I
hardly think she'll decline the chance to snoop around." Chest winks at the
camera. Yeah that's right; GNN knows about what Interpol'll soon be up to
before Interpol does.
"Dr. Wily also spoke of why Emperor Satishiro might have chosen him to
lead his country, mentioning that the welfare of his country would be more
important than his friendship with Dr. Light, and the... ah, positive rule in
Africa gives the Doctor the required experience." Don't think Chest won't be
checking out /that/ little question mark.
"Apart from the controversial decree of succession, Emperor Wily spoke
of his losing battle in Africa, admitting that he will likely be forced to
leave the continent in order to spare the Africans a prolonged war. He stated
that he expects Repliforce to meet resistance from the African population to
their occupation of the country. We'll have to wait and see." Chest has a
differing opinion, but he doesn't bother saying so. "GNN will be keeping with
this story as it unfolds."
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